₦airaland Forum

Didn't even know such a term existed.

This thing called marriage and it's effect on some Nigerian ladies sha, such a big issue.

neoapocalypse:
Change ya moniker first , contribute intelligently and concisely on threads , be known for something ( do not blow hot today and cold tomorrow ) , give em ladies compliments , lastly but not the least , put your best picture up ( if you're not photogenic borrow your brothers picture or strike a pose accentuating your best features )

Hehehe, OP see words of wisdom from a certified nairaland ladies man

Take his advice and watch the ladies turn around by sending you PMs

If symptoms persist after two weeks, give up

Caleboha:
This insurgency is more political than ideological. Have you wondered why the spate of attacks has increased since Jonathan's declaration of interest in the 2015 race? There is an uncanning and persistent attempt to discredit his leadership. Unfortunately the old foool is too dull and stupppid to sanitize the nation's security apparatus. His level of corruption is unprecedented. This guy Jonathan is not pretending, he is not scheming anything, he has no hidden solution or strategy with regards to our current problems in Nigeria. What he has done in the last four years is exactly what he will reproduce in a lifetime. The guy is downright clueless! How can you sensibly explain this recurrent embarassment of our gallant military personel. You want to blame that on the opposition? You want to blame the low morale of our military and their old fashioned ammunition on the opposition? You think the opposition is responsible for our porous borders? You honestly believe the huge sums veted on security gets stolen by the opposition? Granted: terrorism is often difficult to quash, but no country has suffered such monumental embarassment of its military in open battle by riff raffs like boko haram. When Yar adua was president, boko haram felt the full weight of a well motivated nigerian army. They were defeated in one decisive swing in the week of 17th january 2009. It will be 2 years of silence before they rear their head again. If the tempo was maintained, boko haram would have been history. I know interests differ and some peeps would dump their votes for him again, they must however realise that even their fathers at home could better Nigeria's cause more than this clueless drunkard

Uncle, you have a sound mind.
It does not matter who is causing the wahala for GEJ, whether his political opponents or whoever, he has the resources to stamp this thing out and he just hasn't done it.
On the fight against corruption and terrorism, this administration has very low marks.

I take it this is a university, so why is she acting that way.
Girls have brothers who don't have a car in school and they expect their bfs to have.


or am I wrong?

vivichocs:
here we are again, done with your application?


@adonisvg, xup? have you applied?

hey long time. Is FSB now accepting the scholarship application?

Are you an engineering student?

EroticAngelina:
eww! she has wrinkles on her azz not a good site...

And yours is fresh like today's bread

Should coaches be fined

derrick333:
Lol, d guy is tird of bein frendzoned ,

Perfect Summary.

To OP I'm sure it is you that is the so called friend. Dude probably read all the nairaland friendzone threads and decided to move on.

OP free the guy if you no wan date am

Billyonaire:
OP, your DSTV don dey expire. Check the Mailbox. LOL

Relax bruv, e go carry me till Sunday. Then I go come your end watch Monday night news

Should coaches be fines

Now start giving our Nigerian movies a break for wrong grammar

no 9 funny pass

Liverpool wins 2:1


Watch this space

coolebux:
Seems the whole world is marching on Cheksi

Still loving LFC

Correct guy.
We bleed red. LFC

firstEVA:
we are in a committed relationship

The average nigerian lady mentality. OP you de make me think bad about ladies.
I still believe better thinking girls exist sha
Thanks to Khaleesi and idowuogbo
Edited
Thanks to tashamania too, I won't give up bright minded girls de my naija.

berem:
Jonathan is a branded failure. It is quite unfotunate that he has used ethnic and religious sentiments to brainwash most gullible nigerians. Even some educated ones have been brainwashed just as we see on nairaland. I was chatting up with a friend why he wants to vote for Jonathan again and all he could tell me is that he is his brother. I asked him what his so called brother has done for him since he is still jobless,he didn't say anything.

Just like nonnybb said and I quote "I will rather remain poor supporting PDP than vote for APC".

I have someone who said he wants Goodluck next year because it's better for his own brother to be eating him than an outsider.

They all know the fight against corruption deteriorated under this administration.

Billyonaire:
It is immature for someone that calls himself Governor, not to send a secure message to the Federal arm, asking who the men in blacks are, and what they are doing on the roads in Lagos.

Again, Are these men in black, as you describe FERMA officials, not on Federal Roads ?

Why do you chose to call them 'men in black' instead of just FERMA ?

Again, why is Fashola acting as if he is not a lawyer... Oh, I remember, he is just a Property Lawyer, whose specialty has been taking over beaches and taking lands from communities, cos even a charge and bail lawyer knows where to channel his questions instead of lamentation according to St. Jan.jaweed.

I am disappointed in you, my dear Governor.

He is technically the Chief Security Officer, he has every right to question people in his state. Just as the FG didn't run it through him before taking such a decision, he doesn't have to run it through FG to voice his complaint.

MTN Zone 8k/sec and thirty minutes isn't as expensive as you think

Is it those federal task force peeps?
Haba oga Fash, don't you want NOI to say FG created thousands of jobs?

Nigeria is so so funny.

TAN please explain to us the job description.

cc: Seun

From a neutral point of view

OP some credit has to go to Buhari for the refineries, though I understand the APC dudes would over exaggerate his contribution

Secondly, the 3% inflation rate was from about 8 months of Buhari's tenure, he deserves some credit as well.

So maybe you should change the topic from lies to exaggerations.

2prexios

I have no problems with any man's hustle. Everybody should be free to chase their dreams. However your freedom ends where another person's starts. My only problem is when you tell someone lies to get the person involved. If the business is legitimately lucrative, why don't you stick to the truth and let people decide?

Richiy:
I saw it too, and the lie of "am so sorry I didn't see your message. No vex na" just ended.

criminal minds

All these dames we have in this country. How the heck does one become a dame anyways? Is belligerent one of the check boxes?