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Just when I thought honeywell wheat meal was so low, they go and remix it to an even lower level.

Correct wakis indeed

misshoree:
lemme reserve it

Oya Pm her

Auntie you gotta tell me ooh even if na PM-ing me.

funnyme:
afa bros? Yu look good

Uuuhm thanks

misshoree:

Uuhm any contrary views?

OP inform me when they start selling PS4 in that market

Ghana good looking


Charlie, you think say I be fool

Primrose91:
Your girlfriend has an inappropriate affect (very common). Sometimes when people are so happy they are overcome with emotions and cry. The stranger occurrence is when people laugh at funerals or other sad events. Although you have kissed 5 times, maybe she is still getting accustomed to having someone showing her affection. Her happiness translates to tears because you embody the realization of her dream of finding true love. In my opinion 2 weeks is very soon to be considered "love", but I guess only you two would know.

I haven't seen a die-hard romantic like you

Check your breath

Marieolae if you be the cash I'd be the rubber band
And these eyes can't wait to see your grin




Miguel is the shizzle

TheCode:
See them... oga take several seats to the back joor. The op was even very polite. Ladies and gentlemen, last yr I had same experience in Owerri (that was during the NUC strike).

I and my pals located the place with some difficulty - a rented hall in owerri town. I spent over 300 blessed naira to get there.

Let me not bore u all with the ridiculous details because everything was almost exactly as the op described. The only difference was that there were many more (mostly naive) people, we were divided into groups, and there was no final process or test - we were told there and then to invest in gnld and be rich overnight.

I dont know why they didnt think of hiring a clean set of suits for their "speakers" so as to make them look the part at least, and help their hustle. The guy was telling us, "As I am here talking with u, I have money making for me in abuja, I have money making for me in Enugu, I have money making for me in Kaduna... etc...", yet his 'coat' and shoes would be considered with a serious frown - and a curse or two - upon presentation at any Orphanage, seriously.

Mtcheeew... let me just stop here jare. I and my friends laughed them to scorn before finally leaving the hall. Funny set of daft people.

That process of getting marketers for gnld is completely unethical. In Aba or Warri, people's t.fare may be refunded by force o. Its not funny.

Omo your own is as funny as the OP's. My friend entered bus from warri to attend one of these scam interviews in Lagos. Dude dressed up with tie and all (thankfully no jacket). That day I laughed till my sides hurt when he described how the peeps saying they were rich were dressed. Why don't they dress better to at least help their scamming hustle

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Read your books

EroticAngelina:
hmm for me, I dislike mrcock coz he's always looking for my trouble

Oya you don get another person looking for your trouble

aisha2:
God forbid. Please limit this to yourself. African men are not inconsiderate spoilt babies needing 24 hours tending. African men are great husband, good providers and wonderful fathers. Go and look for real men and learn how to be a real african husband rather than spread your insecurities as standards for all

If you weren't married I would have done the needful.

Franceska and Missmossy oya begin round 1

walks out of thread

FUTO has high graduate prospects in terms of engineering

The amebos (e. g. OP) who don't focus on their lectures but go about noticing everybody

Jesus drank alcohol at the last supper.

GeneralShepherd:
I think it's not a wise decision. Getting a job after Msc is very difficult but trying to get a job with a degree from these cheap schools may even be worse. Think long and hard before you commit that kind of money to the UK education system.

Try good schools in China,Australia, America and maybe singapore

Think of return on investment,can I get a job in nigeria? Can I use this degree to get a job anywhere in the world?

The UK immigration policy has been designed to frustrate immigrants in terms of job opportunities in the country.

If you must come the UK, go to a reputable school. It increases your chances of getting a job.
It is just a personal opinion.

I like your insight. I want to ask what you think are graduate prospects from University of Glasgow? Looking at doing my MSc there.
Thanks

Make I read first

oh thought I was the only one, one of the reasons she broke up with me was something that happened in a dream... I am so not joking.

davdandam:
I still stand by my words, this man no get pride, as in this man no dey shame. ......sorry if his kids are on nl o ...quote me and you know na. ...holy ghost fire things

I don quote you because your post na nonsense.

Nice one ladies, but they all yet to match the invention of Mikhail Kalashnikov


The man whose invention has effected the entire world.

Only in GHANA !!!

pweetyz:
Peeps i love most on nl

pastor neldrizzy..this guy is soooo cooool..theres never a dull moment with him..hez one of the people that made me sign up for nl..i'd have crushed buhhhhhhh

benromeo39..also drew me to nl..hez so cool,fun and badddd ..I pray he changes woh..hez cute though

naijaboiy..if ion love this guy..(i know lots of other peeps will)..hez just so lovable..cool,out-going and lots more..he makes me proud of choosing law

HeyChiko..theres never a dull moment with this guy..hez like my bestest pal on nl..hez so damn creative..unique in a huge way..the guy is AWESOME

kulkatty..her independence intrigues me..i just love the way she is..one love sis

suley316..i love this guy to the core..hez just sooooooo..beyond words..i can't even explain..one of the coolest,funnest and liveliest dude i've met on nl..

Epaul..gosh..he so much intimidates me..hez a role model indeed..i'm presently on a quest to know more words than he does and speaking wayy better than he does..he makes me not regret my career choice

MizMyColi..one of the most intelligent lady i've met in my entire life..i'd love to meet her cos i'm certain i'd learn lots of stuffs from her..i wish she were my elder sis

unibenstudent..one of the most caring person i've met..i really look forward to meeting you and your mum

moneysoldier..you so do not know me..buh trust me..i love you plenty

chizzy94..such an intelligent and serious minded fellow..i really admire you a lot

francistony..hez a cool guy

mariolae..i love this babe

nomski..love you loads

kachisbarbie..admire her a lot

JayEye..very intelligent,fun and serious minded fellow..love him loads

missknwnly..my one and only long lepa babe..i'm jealous of her height

javanian..i see you..

abegi lemmme pause here cos the list goes on and on..there are lots of peeps i've come to love and admire on nl and i aint sure i can list em all here..

you guys are all AAAAWWWWEEEESSSSOOOOMMMEEE

all of that and you missed my name...... haba

Inability to say sorry

Where are the nairaland zealous atheists, over to una

obipyper:
Pls how much can I book an appointment or the online fee for uk visa

$530 I think

epoxide:
MTN surprise isn't just data. it's either you get 100mb or 11 SMS or #100 or double recharge. the point is you can't get more than one. as for etisalat, keep hoping and praying

I got 11 sms as well as 100mb bonus

nomabeeee:
I dnt mean lust.

Wetin you come mean?

Roland17:
Stop making cheap/ lazy analysis, making Balo the scape goat each time Liverpool plays is myopic, Liverpool's defense is altrocious, the middle is weak with an aged Gerrad struggling with pace and form and of course the annoying and over hyped Henderson, sterling although has pace lacks the intelligence to create..

Liverpool's issues is more than just Balo after all only Sturridge has scored for this team from the CF position, Lambert, Borini and Balo all have 0 goals,Maybe give the dude a break and you guys might figure out this sinking ship

my brother, I thought I was the only one. You got it spot on, how many passes did Balotelli receive. The defense and midfielders messed up badly today. The connect from midfield to attack is absent. Henderson was occupying space without contribution, Gerrard even tried today.

voodoo85:
Hmmmm... Maybe

now we're derailing,
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