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coming from an ex futoite, just read your books mehn. This politics doesn't even pay these days.

Padipadi: you get ebola?
Why ya nose dey ooze blood?

Mehn I hope you attended or plan to attend public or private. Anyone of them would teach figures of speech

osho3mtech: Re u a demon? maybe u re possessed with a demonic spirit. And if u dont take time u will drink ur own blood. As for me. My blood is bitter, and I am covered with d blood of jesus

You have been noticed. Now go cook or clean or gossip.

lol I smell blood

Thank GOD, na Kalu Uche trip me pass, someone who can bring a connection between midfield and attack. Our team's been lacking that.

This thread still alive?

Please house where is the cheapest place to buy this phone in Lagos, answer please before I go and buy innjoo

NONNYG: P4 on point

Hello, please give me details of your customer in Lagos. I want to buy this phone tomorrow. URGENT biko

Receiving a regret mail packaged in a nice pdf file.
mehn why make someone burn extra mb to open regret

Romeozigs: Anyi3,did u write in PH or Lagos n wen was d interview invite sent 2u.i wrote in Lagos n d test was 1 of d best av written so far.

I wrote in lagos

lordnaruto: I hate shady companies like this, when a recruitment process is taking like forever for the result to be compiled, its always a nark of magomago,
Rubbish company,

my brother I'm at the interview and trust me I no do "magomago" Probably the peeps who got the invite aren't on nairaland or aren't following this thread.

Jbond: what's ur discipline?

engineering

I wrote in Lagos. I have received a mail for an interview next week.

spikesC: You must book for an appointment first and can book via email or telephone

Gracias

Good evening peeps.
Please a question for people who have booked for the TB test.
Is it possible to just walk into the centre and do the test? or must I book an appointment?

Also can I book via email or strictly their telephone?

Thanks

I opened a paypal account the Nigerian website. Added my visa debit card. No problem.
I was told I would be charged $1.25, and my debit alert on my phone would contain a code I should use to verify my card. No problem.
Verified my card. No problem.

Send payment, typed email address, typed amount, click continue. "Your payment could not be completed" that's the problem.
my question is does this stuff work?
can anybody testify to effectively using paypal Nigeria to send/receive money?

How she take dey fold am put for mouth

Is it me or does this totally beat the Samsung gear?

design seems sleeker

yorubakid: useless omoyiboe,Am sure that is a fake one.
Igbos dealing in fake product since 1887

haters and tribalists


e mana Jesus na su Igbo?

And Nigerian chics idea of breath taking is selfies taken while sitting in the passenger seat of their boyfriend's lexus



but which kain red haired bloke be that sef

eleojo23: .

busted
@OP
didn't read that loooooong epistle but I get your drift.

chic shaves her eye brow and draws the thing back with eye pencil

From personal experience, a kiss just kick starts things

ifex370: ok,since her pic is already on nl...i can as well post em here...


































shez sooooo my type of girl

underage

Child Abuse

abdulslutsky: Aptitude test is part of interview process. I've had my fair share of experiences with aptitude test. I guess what is being talked about here is oral interview. Hmmm. After series of regret mail from aptitude tests, I managed to scale through the test conducted by one of the big 4 audit firms. I was very happy and overjoyed like I just won a million dollar. Waited for 4 months before I was called for interview/AC. The interview day came and hopes were high. As I wore my suit, I dey see myself as one of the big 4 guys. Quickly, I dashed out of my friend's house and boarded a bus going down to island because the interview was scheduled for 12. The joy of attending interview filled my heart(as per my first time now), I was not even nervous or fidgety. This euphoria made me to miss the way to the venue(just dey waka about one area for VI). I got to the interview venue late amidst sweat and dirty shoes. One beautiful lady directed me to where my fellow interviewees were. On getting there they were all like 'good afternoon'. I responded, as per OAU "aro" boy, I asked them if they were all for the interview of which they responded in the affirmative. Na so I just say "follow me". Oh menh con see as dem respond shaperly .I withdrew and they all laughed. I really got them and it sent a relief of tension into the air. The interview proper. I was interviewed by a four man panel. The interview was going well until one devil asked about my project. Project! I exclaimed. He said yes, na so I just burst into laughter. One lady asked what's funny. "Nothing", I said. I discussed the project ( by lying in some areas though). This devil just caught me red handed in my regression analysis and how those variables fits into the regression. I just dey say "ahm ahm ahm" they caught me( I didn't read it).I never knew the motherf**ker studied econs. Na so the dream of joining that big four end o. Got the regret mail on my way home. Moral. Read your project before any interview.

definitely KPMG

barcanista: Sweetestguy how far? nice input bro... I have ONLY been Friendzoned Once in my LIFE that was when i was 17. I remained in that Cell for complete 6 months without parole before I forced my way out to gain freedom .

I just rescued a friend who was friendzoned by his GF this morning ... That inspired the thread

explain rescue, rescue to relationship or rescue completely outta the girl's life?

himkers: 4.99 in covenant is a 1.99 where I graduated from; UniAbuja. Covenant is not a tertiary institution.

no offense but your school is crappy

Please don't probe. Your probes never results in any heads rolling.
So just keep quiet and make we hear word!


You couldn't do your primary job in the first place and we have a national conference doing it for you.

make I hear say FUTO make that list