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Fashion / Re: Sere Wins Ugliest Man In Zimbabwe 2015 Beauty Pageant Show (PICS) by AORDMAYOR(m): 1:42am On Nov 22, 2015
what's absolutely nonsense there? are they not humans like you and I. as a matter of fact the organizers of this show need's to be applauded. cos whether you fine or not na the same God create all of us
Jokes Etc / Re: Definition Of Wahala! by AORDMAYOR(m): 10:26am On Nov 20, 2015
oh boy na no:9 nai funny me pass oooooo. after you don flex finish u nor go come discover say ur wallet nor dey.for that one you go turn whole Soyinka... I Swear!

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Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by AORDMAYOR(m): 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2014
Well Good story anyway. But ur title was far from what ur story entails.

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Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by AORDMAYOR(m): 1:11pm On Jan 02, 2014
Bros keep it coming na. U just dey dull me. Dis ur story dey high me pass REDBULL......
Education / Re: Cancellation Of 2nd Choice Option In JAMB UTME 2014 by AORDMAYOR(m): 9:38am On Jan 02, 2014
Archmed: This is a right step in the right direction as schools hitherto chosen as ''Second Choice'' NEVER REALLY consider candidates for admission placements.


well said my brother. U dont expect uniben or OAU to consider a candidate for second choice
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by AORDMAYOR(m): 9:58pm On Dec 30, 2013
360prince: good evening my biggest oga.
I appreciate your good comments, they are all reall and it encourages me that i have this ability to improve more. If only i tight my belt, i sincerely believe that i can perform better more better than this.

Happy xmas and new year in advance
u sure have that ability to do more Bro cos there is still room for improvement. Merry Xmas and a prosperous new year in advance.
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by AORDMAYOR(m): 4:54pm On Dec 30, 2013
Hmmm, pricey i must say u would make a Good writer if u pass through the tutelage of a skilled and a professional writer. U have this ability of usuing some of the basic fundamentals of literature, which comprises of, hyperbole, parody, methaphor, personification, Sacarsm and most importantly ur use of comic relief. I must say that this are very commendable attributes for an upcoming writer like urself. Sometimes when i read some of ur writeup's is as if i am waching a Nollywood movie. And thats what literature is all about the imaginary expression of the humna mind. Brother U av gotten the Fulcrum of being a Good writer already. All u need do is to up the ante. !PEACE!
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by AORDMAYOR(m): 9:14pm On Dec 26, 2013
Thats what am talking about Prince good write up. Now go for the kill Cos it only get better. D Lord is ur strength.
Sports / Re: Iheanacho's Manchester City Move Collapses, FC Porto His Likely Destination? by AORDMAYOR(m): 6:42am On Dec 26, 2013
safarigirl: He refused to go saying "man city is too big for him". See, sometimes the child is wiser than his father. The boy follows the game, he knows who is who. I can imagine how many beer parlor friends Papa Kelechi bragged to that his son is going to Man City. Poor man, he'll now have to take back those words. Hope this is the truth, popsman may be angry, but he'll get over it when the ego starts coming

you are spot on Sis. City is not an ideal club for an upcoming player like kelechi. He probably used his tongue to count his teeth, Cos Going to city will dampen his self confidence. Make him nor come go dey play like OBI...................
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by AORDMAYOR(m): 8:29pm On Dec 25, 2013
Master Prince: Amidst the fact that you are not feeling too well, Which we pray that God should grant you quick recovery. Pls no matter what try to take cognisance of your Diction's. Your grammatical blunder's were just too conspicous. The worst episode i have read so far. Pls remeber that when a Dog fails to bark as at when due it is sometimes mistaken for a Goat. But all thesame nice Job bro. Cos e nor easy to do Efizyy. MERRY CHRISTMAS BROTHER
Culture / Re: What Is Christmas In Your Native Language? by AORDMAYOR(m): 6:18pm On Dec 25, 2013
donphilopus: Keresimesi - Edo State.
is called "Ehrwiukpo" in benin bros
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke: The Strange Kitchen by AORDMAYOR(m): 8:11pm On Dec 24, 2013
Teacher: asks chidi in the classroom, what is the scale used for measuring goat meat called?
CHidi:Answered SKELEWU! Ma.

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Phones / Re: The Blackberry Z30! The Game Changer For Blackberry Guys!! by AORDMAYOR(m): 10:17pm On Dec 20, 2013
Expect Z40 from now on.
Sports / Re: List Uncapped in-form Players Keshi Should Call-up by AORDMAYOR(m): 8:35pm On Dec 18, 2013
The Coach has the final say. We all propose but the coach dispose. LOBATON.
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by AORDMAYOR(m): 8:01pm On Dec 18, 2013
Bros burn it up. More fuel for ur Generator
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by AORDMAYOR(m): 11:09pm On Dec 17, 2013
Bros try and update often u are making me loose interest in ur story please.
Culture / Re: Crazy Stuffs You Believed As A Kid Which You Still Believe Now by AORDMAYOR(m): 8:16pm On Dec 05, 2013
oluwadare26: There is this believe that a baby must not fall from the back of the mother, hence, the baby tends to lose his/her spouse when they grow up.

There is a believe dat says one must not look at the mirror when its raining..expecially when the rain is thunderous, hence, the lightening of the thunder strike enters the mirror and destroy the on-looker.

There is also dis one dat says one must not step on the shell of egusi peeled a day after or sitting down on a Mortar(Odo) very early in the morning.

There is also a believe dat pregnant woman should not walk in d sun when its mid day, or eat okro soup, hence, she'll give birth to a spirutual child or dummy respectively..


YORUBAS AND BELIEVES.. I RESPECT UNA..I'M PROUD TO BE AN OMO ODUDUWA

oluwadare some of these tins thst you wrote does happens but its of extreme rarity especially that of the baby nad the thunder. Even Odo most old women dont allow their children to sit on it.
Travel / Re: 5 Rules To Survive In Warri by AORDMAYOR(m): 11:50pm On Dec 01, 2013
Up National Progress. Warri nor dey carry last benin nor dey dull. But bros all dose tins wey u write about waftown i nor too like am oooooooooo.because of forighen investy and some tourist wey wan visit delta.
Politics / Re: Fundraiser For Oshiomole's "Widow Victim." The Widow Must Not Die! by AORDMAYOR(m): 11:27pm On Dec 01, 2013
Why Are you people propaganding this issue look oshomohle is human for God's He simply lost his temper period. I was born and bred in Benin believe you me Edo peole are very difficult to control. That woman might have said she is a widow so that the Governor would have pity on her. I Know wetin i dey talk

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Politics / Re: An Open Letter To Governor Oshiomhole by AORDMAYOR(m): 3:50pm On Nov 29, 2013
Please you peole should not blow this issue out of proportion the Governor is human for crying out loud.
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To Governor Oshiomhole by AORDMAYOR(m): 3:49pm On Nov 29, 2013
Please you peole should not blow this issue out of proportion the Governor is human for crying out loud
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Many Times Do You Get "Hit on" In A Month by AORDMAYOR(m): 4:06am On Nov 29, 2013
yemmit90:

NA LIE jor, You lost count in/within a month? Are you a club girl?
Help me ask am oooo,even genevive and mercy johnson cant say that

Politics / Re: Go And Die - Oshiomole Tells A Widow! by AORDMAYOR(m): 9:10pm On Nov 28, 2013
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast the stone. Some of you castigating the Governor would do worse if they are in his shoes. Abi una think say to rule a whole state na bread and beans? Things like this are bound to happen. Let me ask how long can you hold your temper for a month without being provoked.
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by AORDMAYOR(m): 11:58am On Nov 23, 2013
geeworld1: Befor anybody start posting any song on his mind, kindly ask ur self don't I hav this songs on my fone,............(LET HE WITHOUT SIN, ΒѮ THE FIRST TO CAST A STONE)
@geeworld may God bless for this comment. Exactly what was on my mind. Some of dem dont only have on their phone, but as their phone's Ringtone

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Best Ghost Pictures Ever Taken by AORDMAYOR(m): 7:52pm On Nov 15, 2013
Altough I am Kind of Sceptical about this Ghost Pics Thread , But i Know dat Ghost Exists and i was also made to understand dat They Do not appear on photos. Even if u take a photo of them.
Religion / Re: A Nairalander's Life Experience With Mermaids! by AORDMAYOR(m): 8:02pm On Nov 13, 2013
49cents: Victor waifo confessed that his hit track 'if you see mami water eh never you run away...." Was sung to gim by a live mermaid at the Bar beach
you are spot on My brother. Alot of tins happen in the spiritual realm u know? LiFE IS A MYSEry ReMemBer my fellow Forumites

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by AORDMAYOR(m): 9:29pm On Nov 11, 2013
Godwinsilas: 1. Our table
2. Me and my friend
3&4 my friends

OviEDO wekhin are? Flexing na our LoGO for Bside
Music/Radio / Re: Let's Save Majek Fashek by AORDMAYOR(m): 10:32pm On Nov 04, 2013
[quote author=musicwriter]
I' am a huge fan of troubled musician Majek Fashek. Long time ago (I think) in the early 90's when I heard he takes cocain and heroin I never believed it. I though it was a lie. But was shocked to see him looking so bad as the years go by.

Some of you may not know that Majek Fashek is one of the best raggae artiste of all time (a prophet is not honoured in his own town). Forget about his drug side. Nobody is perfect. He's in the league of Bob Marley, Burning Spear, Culture.

Are there fans of Majek Fashek out here?. I want you know that Majek is still our friend just that he's in trouble. Please let's do something for him now by raising awareness about the evil; hard drug.

I love writing songs, just a hobby. What I' am proposing here is we create awareness on Majek Fashek's deteriorating condition by releasing a ''save Majek'' song. I already wrote one and it's below, titled ''where's my hero?''.
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WHERE'S MY HERO?

For many years
there've been news
Majek do drugs.
I never believe it
Cause, He's my hero
For many years
there've been news
Majek do drugs
I never believe it
Cause, He's my hero
There've been rumours
for many years
Majek do drugs
I never believe it
Cause, He's my hero

It is true?
what I' am hearing
you take cocaine
you take heroin
I wanna know
Cause I feeling so sad
Lost my hero

If you making the mistake of doing drug o X3
Never forget it's the same drug'll kill you X2
If you making the mistake of doing drug o X2

Hey coming out ina Majek style
Let's do Majek Fashek
My hero where're you?. eh!
Historic Majek Fashek
Jah!.

Everybody dance
Come and lets's dance
Shake am your ass
Shubiduba de
Wake up and dance
Sit up and dance
We 're gonna dance
Follow me go dance
Come and lets dance

Where my hero? X3
I lost my hero
I love my hero

Free your mind from cocain my friend
Free your mind from heroin I say
Free your mind from ganja my friend
Free your mind my hero my friend
What will you gain when you lose your mind
What will you gain when you lose your soul
What will you gain when you lose your mind
What will you gain when you lose your soul

Everybody dance
Come and lets's dance
Shake am your ass
Shubiduba de
Wake up and dance
Sit up and dance
We 're gonna dance
Follow me go dance
Come and lets dance

Where's my hero? X3
I lost my hero
I love my hero
Majek Fashek
Where's my hero?
....................................................

Let's raise awareness about the dangers of hard drug use. I believe Majek could still saved when he get to know this project. If he gets revived I will write him a full album for his next release. It's not yet late to save him.

Contious article me brethren song Writer. Him Pupa majek Fashek is a reggea artical all time. Its a whole up of pity dat d rain maker is down. But Jah lives he is gonna bounce back to his feet cos jah never leaves on of his own. Mean while songwriter ar positive thinker u be. Keep up d pace no babylon can tess.Gbooooooom

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s 5 Most Humble Celebrities by AORDMAYOR(m): 5:09pm On Oct 15, 2013
peppy luv: True talk!
undecided
peppy luv: True talk!
Politics / Re: Solomon Lar Is Dead by AORDMAYOR(m): 11:35am On Oct 10, 2013
Rest in perfect peace(RIPP) wooooow second to comment. Dacing to double wahala by oritse femi. 1st spot here i come

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