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BlowYourMind:
Cries and Lamentations will fill this place, let me get a bucket to collect eyes water

Lamentations coming from your household and your generations yet unborn,.

Tonero5200:
from what I noticed from all of this.
this female cousin of mine is looking down too bad on all of us....like we are witches and wizard or something in our own house, whenever she visits.


have you ever had a guest like this?

Why do you care so much about idiots and nincompops?

[quote author= post=106913005]YES, he is and also the Best footballer ever to kick the round leather ball!!

Gbefun....[/quote]Maradona is god to all footballers. Messi is the GOAT, Maradona is the god of Football.

DoggoneDogg:
Mbappe is his saviour at PSG.
He knows too that's why he tried to bribe him but Mbappe wasted it on purpose because he is a Christian & hates bribery.

Messi is nothing without Mbappe.

Please take your drugs and sleep. I understand the economic situation and poverty level of Nigeria has made many people to develop mental disorders, but this your own is not just a disorder, it is chronic madness.

StagethemTVee:
If Iyabo was the judge of this matter, Baba Ijesha for dey gallows

Gallows ke? Iyabo will aksed that Baba Ijesha be brought to zIdumota market, stripped nakked, flogged by everyone that passes by, put incisions on his dicck and rub it with Cameroon pepper. She will then asked that he should be shot in the anus with hunters dane gun, then taken to the hospital to be treated, he must not die. After that, he will be brought back to Idumota market and the process will be repeated 7,777 times.

And you know what, Baba Ijesha deserves every humiliation he gets. He fuccked up big time. We Yoruba Demons don't do such.

This Turkey President messed up. How can he be abusing Buhari's brothers and foot soldiers in Buhari's presence? What effontry.

dig64:
So somebody will be unfortunate enough to call this thing "father"?

did you hear when he said his grandchild asked him why he is called Lie Mohammed? The grandchildren have disowned the Lie Lateef Mohammed nah.

kollinzgee:
Na so them dey take decieve youth,when police Kpai them now all of una go hide mtchwwww.

My own is no Igbo person should join this protest,when wike was killing you in thousands in obigbo nobody did Igbo lives matter instead they accused you of burning down Lagos,Igbo che echiche..

A lazy youth spotted

OgunLaakaye:
You cannot wail till 2023!

God is on Buhari`s side

Yes, I think so too. I think the gods of Thunder, Iron, River, Obatala and Esu Odara are on his side, if not, they would have struck him dead since. But since he is doing the work of the gods, they are behind him, but and his blood sucking demons will soon be disgraced and humiliated

Maxymilliano:
Buhari will not escape the wrath of God

He knows himself. He knows that he and his family will not end well.

Kissiemu:
Ok.... This one didn't take pictures of his bullet nor have a picture of it.

Go and get shot, then take pictures of the bullet.

Now go quickly, we are waiting for your pictures.

Righteousness2:
For those of us who belong to JESUS Christ and Have Spiritual eyes to see, we are Undoubtedly in the Final seconds of the End of days.

For those asleep, it's Just another week day.

Awake from your Slumber and do the Needful!
JESUS is Coming Shortly!

I thought the final seconds of the end of days was during World War-2, has it now shifted?

Any time there is a little misunderstanding, you will say the world is ending, the same story we have been hearing for over 2000 years. Please tell us another story joooorrrr

Nonpartisan1:
Fraudsters.

Memorial keel you there! Bloody scammers.

Breaking!

Names of Lekki Martyrs Out
1. Amala
2. Eba
3. Semo
4. Jollof Rice
5. Moinmoin
6. Puff-puff
7. Condom
8. Love Machine
9. Weed
10. Paraga
11. Orgasm
12. Cumming
13. Cigarette
14. Skuchi
15. Colorado

While holding the Nigerian flag to their chests, the last statement they said was "peace and unity". Oh Nigeria!

May their gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

The evil you laugh about will knock at your door very very soon, if you do not open the door, it will break in and consume you.

Ammishaddai:
This one wey FFk girlfriend dey dress like Muslim , hope say him never codedly convert to this satanic APC's islamic agenda

Can you please post picture of Mary the mother of Christ with her hair opened?

I think that FFK's grand daughter's friend who is also his bedmate is just copying Mary the mother of Christ, or what do you think?

ScamHunter:
Exactly what I meant, the most peaceful and reasonable tribe in all of Africa. The question is, why can't other tribes be reasonable like Yoruba at least for the sake of peaceful coexistence?

You still wonder why Awolowo, Obasanjo and the Scorpion used over three million stubborn goats from the East for pepper soup and suya in 1967?

ScamHunter:
It started in the NE as Boko Haram, now it's in NW as bandits, now it's starting in SE as Unknown Gunmen. All these have cumulatively led to the death of thousands of soldiers. Now I've been wondering which country survives a war against itself. With three regions at war with Nigeria, commonsense should tell you that the country is in trouble unless something is done and fast.

Is it the SS and NC that won't agitate? As far as I know, even Niger is now mostly under BH cum Bandits so what's left of NC? With the killings in Benue and Plateau, who knows how long before the people there would say enough is enough?

That brings us to the subject of the SW or YorubaLand which is suddenly calm after Sunday Igboho question was settled. I have no doubt that the SW will become the most peaceful region since as far as we know, it is the only region that is ready to succumb and hand over their ancestral land to Fulani without a fight. So, it is actually going to become the most peaceful region. Why don't other regions embrace peace like our SW brethren. After all, Fulani are only interested in land - forest land they've already occupied in YorubaLand. If this peaceful tribe can condone the capture of their territory, why can't all other tribes?

This was how those before you started, now several of them are nakked at the market square. Obviously, this your chronic madness is heredictary and incurable.

CandyOps:
Nonsense talk. Everybody now have an opinion because it's trending.

I de run POV vids with my babes and store the clips in a hidden passworded folder in my gallery. Introducing the camera in your bedroom is fucking awesome.

It's better than watching porn on xvideo. Na sextape make Kim Kardashian blow up like bomb so leave matter for Matthias

You can never make Heaven, neither will Satan allow you in Hell. So, where will you be then? Waiting at the gate forever in angiush. Why not go and act porn?

studio14:
Good that Adeyamo occupying that office would have been one Muhammad Nura or Abdulaman Abdulmumuni were it to be here, like making one Mumu Lawyer called Malami AGF who cannot draft a charge, aboki does not know you cannot charge a person to court for calling somebody an idiot

The current idiot at Nigeria's CBN is a church-going goat called Godwin Emefiele, what a wrong name for a nincompoop.

GraciousGod190:
Am hurt, 4 years relationship about to go down the drain.first time meeting her parents was last week Sunday, they did welcome me with a smiling face.
After all the introductions and making my intentions known to them I like to marry their daughter.

my girlfriend called me on phone yesterday that she's coming over, which she did and start saying that her elder bro and her mum is kicking against our marriage. i asked why? she said because am an Ssce holder.

yes I might be an Ssce holder, but am self employed doing well for myself (I noi de beg to chop) isn't that enough.

can't an Ssce holder marries a bsc, msc or a phd holder.
why the discrimination towards a brother because of a white man education?
because of a white sheet of paper.

A useless family wants to go away from your life and you say you are hurt, wait until you marry someone like Tiwa Savage whose sex tape is everywhere or someone like Tonto Dikeh who has been cursed by the gods.

Asgard73:
Buni remains the ultimate commander of Apc and leader

We heard Kano jigawa kaduna Gombe kebbi sokoto bornu kastina nassarawa are all in Tinubu kitty

E go clear e no far

Yoruba said Tinubu only Nigeria kingmaker.. e go make himself king Na..

Yoruba and hype
IGBOHO don Dey die for Cotonou after all the hype
Oshiomole don turn history .. who remember how this people scatter ground on top Oshiomole

Tinubu must contest jare .... his 40million votes will not go in vain

Now I know why over three million stubborn goats were used for peeper soup and suya by Awolowo, Obasanjo, and the Scorpion. Goats are very stubborn and deaf.

Cheap Olosho

SlyDev:
If you want to see a wild animal go to DSS Zoo. An exotic albino money was recently captured. It dances and love the watery beans.

Take your drugs oooo. Na like this incurable madness dey start.

OlawaleBammie:
so I u mean i can apply even with my Ekiti yoruba abi??


Listen, a no sabi speak oyo yoruba o, but i can speak ijesha and Ekiti yoruba so fluently

No let me slap you for bumbum ooo.

I go give you Igbati, Ifoti, Igbadi, Igbarun, Iforun and Iladi.

louqas:
History was stopped in schools during PDP regime of Obj using an ibo woman oby.....Apc restored history to schools

Knowyourhistory

The first time you are saying the truth since you were born.

PrinceOfLagos:
Same way Buhari used and dumped Tinubu

Take your drugs oooo.

Tinubu has never lost a single election. Buhari lost three times before Tinubu came to Buhari's aid. Tinubu does not need Buhari, instead it is Buhari that needs Tinubu. Buhari who could not help himself to become President, definitely he cannot help someone else to be.

Take your drug oooo.

This is how those before you started, now they are nakked at Idumota Market.

Weed an alcohol lead to chronic hallucination.

motayoayinde:
THE SHAME HERE IS ON KPEROGI!

FIRST SHAME IS THE AUDACIOUS NAME-CALLING OF AN INNOCENT MAN OVER A COMPLETELY UNVERIFIED ALLEGATION OF STEALING BY A POLITICAL ADVERSARY.

SECOND SHAME IS HIS UTTER DISRESPECT IN CHOOSING A BEAUTIFUL MUSLIM NAME "LATEEF" TO MOCK A MUSLIM LIKE HIM AND TO RIDICULE THE BEARERS OF THAT NAME.

THE HUMOUR HE TRIED TO SHOW HERE IS DISTASTEFUL AND THE NAME-COINING PROWESS HE ATTEMPTED TO DISPLAY IS A DISGRACE.

WHAT A SHAME!

Motayo Ayinde, are you a Muslim? When did Islamic names start becoming beautiful to you? I am a Muslim ooo, and I know Islamic names are not beautiful in your hears. Anybody that defends a politician when he is not directly stealing with the said politician, that person is sufferinf from either generational madness or persistent chronic madness.

Lovenorth:
Lai Mohammed is the most respected and most dedicated information minister Nigeria ever had

Lateef Mohammed you mean?

Stop what you are smoking before it stops you.

helinues:
How is Kperoogi different from Mr Lai now?

A professor in controversy

Very different, Kperoogi is the lower form of FFK. Big big grammar with no life achievement.

Change of Name
==============

Alhaji Lie Mohammed is now to be known and addressed as Alhaji Lateef Mohammed. All former documents remain valid.

The general public, Ministry of Information, FEC, APC, Kwara State government, please take note.

Sonnobax15:

Big thief disguises as a saint to catch a small thief wey no dey remit to their head office .

Honourable, off your Mic. No be everything person dey talk. We be comrade in crime nah.

NaijaGoBetter20:
I had an interview with one recruiting firm earlier this month but this is what I got this morning. Should I consider it as rejection mail or do I still stand a chance?

Hello ****,

Good morning and apologies for the late feedback for this search.

The client has requested that we put this search on hold for now until they communicate to us when to re-open the search.

We appreciate your patience and will revert back once we get a go-ahead.

​Best Regards,

The bolded is a line from a school dropout.

Revert back ko, revert front ni . . .