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May God forgive you for coming here to lie to we the intelligent people of nairaland just gain our prestigious attention and sophisticated sympathy

U simp


She emotional blackmailer & cankerworm






Useless




Both of you

Don't be a simp u won't hear
Now see your life

Anyways..every guy is a simp until he swallows the redpill

Verily,








The end has (indeed) come.

Sadly,






Their (statement of) results are not yet ready.

ALCOHOLKILLS:
A friend who's on this forum and don't want his monicker mentioned is getting married, he was one of the strong redpiller here , I am so happy he found love at last

@ TheGidRedpiller you just lost a fan and wish you find love too

A boy and a mum

Ok

This one is do(umped)ne
And
Du(mp)sted

Scripted
Hence,

Captured

There four major causes of death

Relationship
Love
Marriage
Betrayal

Those four led to their death

The truth is bitter
But you gat to swallow the redpill

Shame on her
Shame on him
Shame on the man
Shame on the jeep
Shame on the street
Shame on the belt
Shame on people watching

Lamanii22:
I noticed recently that whatever my husband likes is what I like, for example, I originally use FCMB and my partner uses zenith, immediately I opened an account with zenith... Another one, I listen to foreign classic songs basically while my partner's more into Tupac and Orlando owoh, I totally love those songs now... I don't eat fufu before but I'm liking it now lol.....

That Orlando Owoh part got me. Anyone that likes Orlando Owoh will automatically become my friend.

Na dem...frustrated IPOB man

Hmmn
Mine was 2014..the year I wrote waec and the only person who had biology in my centre, wrote jamb and scored 212, wrote Neco and have not check the result till now, wrote AAUA post utme and had 50%, got admission with first batch list and given Microbiology which is my choice course of study...all these in 2014.
Indeed, 2014 was a win-win for me.

Nnaji ke! What is nnaji doing in Ondo state?

You bashed and brutalized your biological dad??...I mean the one that gave birth to you with his penis
OMG!
If you get know who is fucking your mum at the back (which there must be), will you do the same to your mum (as you did to your dad)?
**God's judgement is upon the child of disobedience**

My biggest fear is 'rejection'
I fear rejection that I don't even woo ladies
Not only that,..I can't ask for money or any form of favour from anyone..even 4rm my parents
I don't have a single friend....I don't even have anyone that gets my back. No girl(friend). No associate.
I think it's affecting me..but I don't know what to do about it.

It happened to me in the month of June
I didn't allow that to hurt me sha..as I myself didn't make a thing out of my birthday
On god

Chimoooo--the Igbo Amaka blood
Remains obi cubana

So where is your own truck

You guys know where she probably is right now

I like this cock and bull story
Lion chop elephant
Cockroach beat goat

Hoor...is it not Igbo amaka
Is it not catholic...they pray to ancestors and one ancestor had paid them a visit..you are now saying they should not dance to stupor
mtcheeww

Yorubas are not the skull miners in this kwantrii
Calabar, rivers, benin, Igbo amaka &ndi ojukwu are the real skull miners and skull possessors
This one should be made scapegoat for other nnamdi kanus
Nobody should quote me.

Education
I can spend all my money on acquiring education/certificates without no qualms

Thank God for your testimony
I congratulate you for the hook-off-your-neck
The dream you had was pacifying
But have you really given your life to Christ
If yes...Galatians 5:1 Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us (YOU) free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage (FROM WHICH YOU HAVE BEEN DELIVERED)

Sharia law should take its course now...except those melting sharia are hypocrites

There was this lady in our street, I used to be with her till around 10to11pm most times before I would go home to sleep...was chyking her tho.
This faithful day I was in her place as usual, went home around 11pm. I was about to lay on the bed when I heard something crawling inside my room. I saw it...guys I froze. A very big black snake. I wanted to kill it without raising no alarm, but my other mind wouldn't let me. I mobilized ppl dat killed it but I couldn't sleep inside the room...everywhere was scattered, snake blood all over.
I kukuma go back to d lady to sleep in her room. Little did I know I wouldn't be sleeping throughout the night
No...not what you're thinking.
This lady was addicted to playing music on zealot s1 MP before she could sleep. She was playing and sleeping.. Omo I couldn't sleep throughout the night .
I blamed myself for going here to sleep .
That was the end of my advances to her. I blocked her straight

You are just acting up unnecessarily
If she places all her burden on you, you will complain
Now she has an helper, u still dey complain