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I hope he gets a special anniversary beating in hell

Basically Southwest is the safest region in the country

Is this pizza-delivering drone from Dominos just a publicity stunt, or a tantalizing look at the future of food delivery? Because while the eight-bladed DomiCopter is a little impractical given it needs a skilled pilot, eventually autonomous drones will be capable of delivering a piping hot pizza in mere minutes since they're able to avoid traffic, stop lights, and speed limits.

Paying for the pizza could all be resolved ahead of time using online ordering, and really the only tip you'd need to give a drone would be to watch out for those low-hanging branches on take off. The only downside would be the deafening hum of drones heading to every home in your neighborhood on Super Bowl Sunday.

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http://gizmodo.com/this-dominos-drone-strike-is-pizza-deliverys-dystopia-511052131

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Which kind video be this one?
I guess the recorder doesn't know the difference between video and audio

pistol: Wow.
Jona floors the haters once again.
Click like if u want to see Gej In aso rock till 2019

I think you and GEJ can now bury your head shame

It is the beginning of the end for GEJ

Oga Jona how market

Ameachi 1 - 0 GEJ

Where are all those shouting Ameachi has committed political suicide. I'm afraid GEJ will be the ultimate loser in this game. Earnestly waiting for 2015

1. I miss roasted corn
2. Roasted plantain
3. Pounded yam
4. Moi moi and akamu
4. The sound of horns on the streets
5. The shout of 'up nepa

Good development. I think I will be praying for my next flight to be cancelled. I will sue for trauma and even heart attack caused by the cancellation
But on a serious note, why is it that anything Jimoh Ibrahim touches ends up ruins

I never imagined myself joining this crazy crew.
Well I will like to thank the almighty God, my father, mother and siblings, Samsung for providing the device, O2 for giving me the network, Seun Osewa for giving me the platform, the police for arresting the fake soldier, Toluwarni for posting the thread, my employer for giving me lunch time and finally my wife for making me happy this morning

@topic, good to know the police are not sleeping in some areas

Hmmmmm, FG oya answer

Ok

I believe we have spent billions of Naira on power since the start of this democratic era and still nothing to show for it.

Privatise the sector and see how everything will change

I was smiling sheepishly as I was reading this piece
My wife is pregnant with our first child and I must confess it's the best feeling in the world. I'm so ecstatic and I can't wait to see him and hold him in my arms.
I often kiss him, talk to him and sing to him in the womb
OMG I can't wait

And where is your source? Or did all the leaders you quoted speak to you personally

Premier League champions Manchester United have appointed Everton manager David Moyes as Sir Alex Ferguson's successor at Old Trafford.

Moyes, out of contract at the end of the season, leaves Everton after 11 years in charge at Goodison Park.

The 50-year-old Scot has agreed a six-year deal to replace Ferguson, who announced his retirement on Wednesday after 26 years at United.

Moyes will take charge on 1 July.

Everton said in a statement: "Everton can confirm that David Moyes will leave the club at the end of the season.

"The manager met chairman Bill Kenwright early yesterday evening and confirmed his desire to join Manchester United.

"The chairman, on behalf of the club, would like to place on record his thanks to David for the massive contribution he has made to Everton since his arrival in March 2002. He has been an outstanding manager."

Moyes was installed as favourite to leave Everton for United following a rush of bets over the weekend, even before speculation mounted about Ferguson's retirement.

Ferguson, who stays at Old Trafford as a director and ambassador, has had a close relationship with his successor throughout his managerial career and considered appointing him as his assistant when Moyes was in charge at Preston North End.

Moyes had insisted he would make any decision on his Everton future until the end of the season, but has now accepted the challenge of succeeding the man many have seen as his mentor.

He has won widespread acclaim for consistently guiding Everton into the upper reaches of the Premier League on a limited budget, including reaching the qualifying stages of the Champions League in 2005, when they lost to eventual semi-finalists Villarreal.

Moyes has not won a trophy in his time at Goodison Park but United's hierarchy - and no doubt Ferguson - have been impressed by the stability he has brought and his ability to keep Everton punching above their financial weight.

He now has the challenge of continuing Ferguson's successes as United defend the Premier League title they clinched on 22 April and is expected to have transfer resources that are vast compared to those he enjoyed at Everton.

One of his first tasks will be to resolve the future of Wayne Rooney. The England striker had told the club he wants to leave, but could still be persuaded to stay should he receive assurances that he is central to Moyes' plans.

Moyes will also be charged with plotting United's campaign to win back the Champions League trophy they last won against Chelsea in Moscow in 2008.

Everton, meanwhile, begin their search for Moyes's replacement, with Wigan manager Roberto Martinez and Swansea boss Michael Laudrup both strongly linked with a move to Goodison Park.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22453802

In the words of Okupe:
No need to worry or panic. Mr President His Excellency Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is on top of the situation. He is working tirelessly to tackle the security issues in the country. As we speak a committee has been set up to look into the situation.

Se na like this we go dey dey

Dancing Azonto, Alanta, Etighi, Yahoozee at the same time

Sincere 9gerian: Very shameful report. All those medical details are unnecessary. We do not need to know the state of the governor's nose, anus, eyes,etc. A simple statement like- the governor is in good or very good medical condition- would have been sufficient.

Moreover, all those investigations could have been done in Nigeria. There was no need to flee to London to have a CT scan. These comedies of errors and bad judgement suggests the governor and his aides are CLUELESS.

You mean he should have been tested and treated in Nigeria like Patience Jonathan. Or he should have told us he went to rest just like your paymaster's wife.

You are just a miserable fellow

Bayelsa State is one of the unluckiest states in the world when it comes to leaders.

They've had thieves, robbers, kleptomaniacs, impersonators, fo0ls, scumbags and clueless people as Governors. I don't even know how to describe the stup1dity of this Dickson of a guy.

When the head is rotten, the whole body will obviously stink.
GEJ needs to set up a committee to constantly remind him that he is the President of Nigeria. He took the oath to discharge his presidential duties. He should stop turning to the opposition for solutions, that confirms he is not fit to lead this country.

seunfly: Na true talk O!!! Anyway how will they point out problems without providind the solution? May be when they get to the Asorock they can do that.

Jisos!!!

Op you are not alone in this.

Easyfren: . It's amazing u're proud dat ur state is not indebted but if u go to those indebted states, they're beautiful, well developed with ultra modern houses and roads not mud buildings of ages.

You mean Bayelsa has all these I'm relocated ASAP to the ultra modern Bayelsa state

Symphony007: there's nothing wrong with debt if it canthe money borrowed is used properly and the prospect of repayment bright. There's no doubt a state like cross rivers has used it's money well and they're capable of funding their debt. Your state is really economicall and infastructurally dull(no offense) and there's nothing wrong in taking up some debt to build up that state and spur growth, cause your current local and federal income won't just cut it!

If you are very smart, you would have noticed I said "not heavily indebted". Do you understand what insolvency means at all. Every state in Nigeria is in debt, but the wise ones will not get 1712% insolvency score(like Bayelsa).

By the way, make sure you read Brighter Grammar 1,2,3 before you post on Nairaland again

I'm proud of my state (Ekiti State). We know we don't have money but we are not heavily indebted

Mr. Abuja:
For the Pope to say we are all sinners including him n Now he is about to Retire. Only God n him alone will George Us from our Sinners.

Bros take am easy o

Nigeria had an added incentive to win their Africa Cup of Nations semi-final against Mali this afternoon.

An organisation representing the country’s sex workers have offered the Super Eagles free nookie for a week if they are crowned champions.

Speaking ahead of the semi-final Jessica Elvis of the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes said: ‘We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the nest round of the competition.

‘To show our support for the team, we’ll be declare one week of free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.’

Possibly spurred on by the offer Stephen Keshi’s team, which includes Premier League stars Victor Moses and John Obi Mikel, cruised into their first Africa Cup of Nations final in 13 years thanks to a 4-1 victory, with goals from Elderson Echiejile, Brown Ideye, Emmanuel Emenike and Momo Sissoko.

They will face stiff competition from either Burkina Faso or Ghana in Sunday’s final.

[url]metro.co.uk/2013/02/06/promise-of-free-sex-gives-nigerias-super-eagles-a-big-lift-3383948/ [/url]