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Bloody puppet.

debris:
Please stop being jealous



Most of you people ranting both below and above me
If una get that money una go do pass



Bro ride on
Even if they kidnap wetin concern u?
Are u the one to fund the bills haba!!

Let the sleeping dog lie

Sis, a well educated person would not do that.

themilanway:
Pay them little attention.They accuse Buhari and APC of using propanganda to win the election,yet they were dishing out propanganda in droves just to remain in power.


Going by all the trash they said prior election,one would have thought Nigeria by now would have been declared an islamic Nation.

Pathetic set of people.

Before you trade abusive words with each other, just take a deep breath and ask yourself this question. Be very honest about it. Here is the question: Between GEJ and PMB, who did religious cross voting favour most? Put differently, Compare the percentage of Christians that voted for Buhari and the percentage of Muslims that voted for Jonathan and analyse the coefficient of skewness. If you do this objectively, you will know the truth.

lordtosan:
biafra in the east. boko haram in the north. militants in the south. cultism in our universities. nigeria is in trouble!

Agbero in the west. We are indeed in for it.

I am educated and i am proud of it because it has made me a better person. Education should be seen as a culture and a necessary prerequisite for a better economic life but shouldn't be wholly relied upon for the latter. I have seen fellows set up business ventures after graduation. If an individual without a formal education can succeed in business, why can't you?

I have read the book. It's a no-brainer.

Your first numerical text: A = 8, D = 7, C = 5 and B = 8. Adding them up gives you the answers.

Desperate fools, GEJ excluded.

CharlesNneji1:
Hey bro…


You are special, you know it. You are a blessing to women, and you know it.


So how dare a girl reject you? How dare her say she doesn’t feel anything for you?

Now, stay with me.

The biggest problem most Nigerian guys face in their love life is when they walk up to a girl, tell the girl how they feel about her and the girl out rightly rejects him. It is painful.


As in, the girl looks you in the face and tells you that she can’t date you. That she doesn’t feel anything for you. Sometimes the polite ones would lie to you that they have a boyfriend, just to put you off.


The wicked ones will give you hope then allow you to spend on her and her friends before calling you up one day to tell you she can’t continue with you.


In Fact; there is one sentence a girl uses when she wants to play hard to get and that sentence is: “I will think about it”. When a girl gives you that line, her hard to get mode is on.


You tell her how you like her and how you would want to date her and, bam, she tells you she will think about it. Then the next thing she does is to start avoiding you.


If you’ve experienced this in the past or is going through it now, I’m about to show you, right away, what causes a girl to play hard to get and how you can avoid it and make sure a girl finds you irrestible.

Let’s take it one by one:

THE MAJOR REASON WHY A GIRL WILL PLAY HARD TO GET

See, I want you to really really understand what I’m about to show you. So I will show you an illustration. Just to make it clear to you.
Stay with me, this is important.

Now, imagine you are interested in buying a land from a man.

So you walk up to the man and say: “Hey, I like that land your are selling. You are selling it for 2 million naira. I have 3 million naira for the land but I will try and get you to sell it to me for 1.5 million naira”

What do you think would happen? Think about it.

Very simple, you will never get that land at 1.5 million naira. In Fact; the man would probably increase the price.

Why?


Because he already knows what you are thinking.


Now. Case two; Let us assume it happens the other way round, you walk up to the same man and you don’t tell him how much you have; you just start negotiating the price to beat it down to 1.5 million naira


Consider the two cases and you will agree with me that the chances of getting that land at the price you want is higher in the second case


HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO THAT GIRL WHO IS PLAYING HARD TO GET FOR YOU?

If you are smart then you already get it. But I will explain.

Stay with me.

When you meet a girl, she doesn’t know zip about you. She doesn’t know you, she doesn’t feel anything for you. Somehow, some really “jonsing” guys feel that the best way to get the girl to like them is to just tell them how they feel and ask them to date him. Hoping that, somehow somehow, the girl will feel the same way…

…Just because he told her how he feels about her.

Just think about it, does it make sense?

It is like showing the games and cards you have to an opponent when playing Whot (bridge). It is dangerous to the outcome of your game.

Why?

Because girls are trained to play hard to get, they are trained to never give in to a guy easily. If they give in easily to you they will feel cheap. So when she knows you are interested in her, she will shut down and lock up her feelings for you – it is a natural reaction. Then the shakara will start. Then she tells you she will “think about it”, so you can put more effort.


When this shakara starts, the natural reaction is for the guy to start chasing the girl. To try to get the girl to like him by all means…
And that is where the mistake starts;

You start trying hard to impress the girl. I mean, that is the same thing you see in the movies, right. Movies seem to paint that girls fall for guys who worship them and go crazy about them.


So you go crazy about her, you show her how bad you love her by Buying her things, calling her up regularly, always telling her you love her (even though she never says she likes you, talk more of loving you), you keep asking her weather she loves you, you keep asking her why she
doesn’t love you, you almost beg her to return the feeling you have for her.


I[b] WILL GIVE YOU ONE SECRET:[/b]

All these things will kill every single chance you have with that girl. Just think back to everybody who has ever tried hard to impress you, as in, really hard to impress you – chances are that, although you liked the attention, you never took that person as an equal.

A girl you do all those things to will never take you as an equal. You have to approach a girl like she is your equal and not a goddess to be worshipped.

A girl will never feel attracted to a guy she has absolute control over. A girl wants a man. Someone who is in charge of the relationship. A girl doesn’t want a worshipper – she wants a real man and not a guy who allows her take charge of the relationship


I will also tell you another secret; telling a girl that you like her before she feels anything for you RARELY works. It is the main reason most girls have been turning you down. You are showing her what you think before she gets to think the same thing.
I know what you are thinking.


You are wondering how you can get a girl to like you when you don’t make your intention known to her, right?

THE RIGHT WAY TO WOO A GIRL

The right way to woo a girl, funny enough, always stare right at us when we watch American movies. A guy and a girl meet, they get to know themselves – they kiss, then before the “I love you” talk.
Understand the process.


The correct step is; meet a girl, make her fall for you first before you show her that you are interested in her. A girl will find it harder to reject a guy she already likes than a girl she doesn’t like already. if you show her you are interested first before making her fall for you then you are making a big mistake.


So how can you get a girl to fall for you, how can you get her to feel some form of interest in you?; it is super easy (trust me) – you can achieve this by reading all my articles here on Nairaland and using the strategies in them (just click my username to see a list of my articles) – I exposed some powerful secrets in most of them. You can also read some more articles on my website (see my profile for the address of the website).


If you want more advanced secrets that you can use to get a girl crazy about you, I compiled and packed them all in my eBook, The Bang Rule. In it I explained the easy to use effective secrets that most players you know use to effortlessly get the girls they like to like them back (see my profile for numbers to contact to get it now)


To be continued....

You are right. Although it doesn't work for me as i don't like blowing my trumpet.

No, kill her.

Leyemoshood:
No evil shall come near my presido IJN


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He does not believe in Jesus. Try something else.

veekid:
somebody that reads that should please summarise

hahahahahaha, lazy dude. Although you beat me to it.

chibwike:
Yeah I have been thinking of this for sometime now. Reading is one thing. Understanding what you read is another thing.

I know we have got many graduates here, and even undergraduates like me.

I just want us to share the techniques of how we read and understand, mostly during our exam periods.

Do we jot stuffs in class and read later..or we just cram and download during exams (this is common among the ladies). There are lots of ways most most us tends to read during exams.

let's just share

misssclassy has analysed most of it but i will put in a few words. First, define your objective, like 'why am i in school'? Some people don't know why they are there. Don't try to cram too much, relate what you read to reality; this depends on your course of study anyway, for me, it worked very well in my undergraduate (Economics) days. Purge yourself of thoughts that might distract you from reading and do not read just for the fun of it but make sure every word sends the right message to your brain. See your studies as pictures rather than mere texts and believe me, you will stand out.

Andyblaze:
[b]
I had a very strong reason to believe my gurl is
cheating on me, coz when she visits, she never
answers any calls. she would later switch off her
phone and claim it did on its own. The more
pronounced one is a number that reads 'sweet
mother' which she never picks as well, according to
her, "ma mum wld not be pleased if she hear noise
in the background" 'i will rather call her back when
we are home', she will say. believe me that chapter
is closed for that day.
it so happened that she got terribly ill recently, and
was admitted. the same 'sweet mother' called. i
picked the phone hoping to inform her mother of
her state, but to my greatest shock, i heard a white
man that wld definitely be in his late 40s or early 50s
speak, on hearing a male voice, he hung up. he later
called thrice, of which he did same as he first did -
hung up.
he then sent a text saying - 'im coming to lagos on
saturday, dont expect a call'. that was friday night.
when she recovered, i enquired from her who it was
that called, she told me if it's because of the bills i
paid that is giving me rights over her i should make
them available and she will re-pay me back.
i forgot to mention that the money i used to settle
the hospital bills was supposed to clear part of fees,
now im not in school.
wt do i do? i still love her.

Discuss...






#BITG[/b]

How old are you boy?

StephanieEzeh:
It has become a routine stuff for most guys on this section to tag girls always as hungry girls! To me its pure rubbish! Rich and generous guys don't have time to do this. They have the resources and they aren't stingy to spend a small fortune on the women they cherish.

Guys who use the social media to vent their unnecessary frustration are broke, stingy and wicked! They are many in this section but I don't wanna mention names. One is what ladies wear on dia wrist, anoda one name starts with letter "T", while there's anoda one from warri. Stop dis nonsense all of u and others who would want to copy them. After all, u guys are all obsessed with physical features of women. Since u want dat be ready to spend for it.

Is it a crime to be broke? Let's think rationally for Christ sake.

ahsekeena:
Lol.



Why should I cry? Because toddlers like u come here to complain about nigerian girls? When did u start dating sef,when did u stop sucking u mum's brea.sts??


And u open that ur milk stained mouth to say nonsense about nigerian girls. Please tell mumsi to bring u up well,tell puspi to teach u how to be a man,go to the university,graduate with good grades ,get a good job cos without these,no "nigerian girl" will look ur way.



All these boys that don't have achievements,they are the ones who carry girl matters on their heads like gala. Show me ur jamb result,silly boy.

Jamb result is not a true reflection of one's level of intelligence. The system is bad. That said, please don't take this personal, everyone is entitled to their opinion. Besides, the dude is not too far from the truth.

LaDivva:
Maybe you should try Facebook, it's a better platform for such coz you get to see the lady's pictures, posts and others.

I love you LaDivva. You are a smart one, aren't you? Watsap me 08067468743.

There is nothing like that.

Hello, I studied Economics (2:1) and work in the Insurance Industry, i am also a chartered Insurer (ACII) and would want to go in for Msc Risk Management and Insurance. My questions:

1. How eligible am I for this?
2. Can I go in for a full time program even though i work? The course is something i am very familiar with and i think i can actually do without attending all the lectures.
3. Do you have the entry exam past Q & A?
4. Can you give me the cost implication?
5. Any other stuff i need to know.

Didn't she buy Insurance for such peril?

Valendo:
Why not think of becoming an employer of labour? Tell me of all the rich people in the world today how many of them get 2.1, first class or even 2.2 majority of them are skul drop outs or better put are not well educated yet they control and rule over 95percent of world's wealth. Take time to think and read. God bless you

You may be right but it doesn't make make laziness in school right. You can still make first class and become an employer of labour.

j0rdannkyle:
Firstly, how can she be easy going, proud and condescending at the same time??
Now, I don't think there could be any other way to tell you she's not interested. Let her be.... There are so many other girls around with the qualities you want. You just need to open your eyes.

Yes, from a distance, she seems easy going and perhaps realistically so to those she cares about. Actually, i had given up on her, I saw your post and thought maybe your magic could help. But after this, i think i will get off her for good. Thank you anyway.

Hi Prof, there is this girl i have been sweating to get her attention for some time now; she strikes me as my perfect girl, easy going, committed to her job and all that. The thing is, she never stopped one day to have a conversation with me despite my persistent efforts, i would always struggle to extract words from her and anytime she spat them out, they were always not very pleasant and encouraging and further verbal engagement from me would make it more so. I continued albeit the ill treatment to the extent that i would leave my house earlier than my routine time for work just to have a word with her but she wouldn't bulge. I had in more than one occasion expressed how i felt (maybe still feel) about her but she remained adamant and suddenly became erratic having heard her middle name from me. She said 'I am becoming uncomfortable around you, it seems you are stalking me. Do you know the meaning of stalking?'. The opportunity cost of my little episode with her that day dawned on me when i found myself in Apapa gridlock traffic that further cost me an important meeting in the office.

I am in my early 30s and in dire need of a genuine relationship and i thought she was the girl i would adore for life. I found out some stuff about her social life, she is a bit proud and condescending, all i needed and still need is her attention. I must confess that ladies have always liked me, although i messed up some real deals. Please what should i do, especially now that i have relocated and only sees her when i am prepared to test my Company's tolerance to non punctuality to work. She also refused sharing her phone number.

And why did your guy 'LEFT' you as you put it? Don't you think you new mugu may leave you for the same reason?

Nice piece from a lady with an ounce of sentiment.

gikicharly:
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship
a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt
too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries
on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for
your daily needs. It has brought more
pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies,
please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such
men usually don’t have regard for ladies.
Ladies, you can ask around if you are in
doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship. You are supposed to be his
sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s
looking for whom to punch, refer him to
Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he
wants IT that desperately, he should put a
ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if
they see your worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget
to pay attention to the pick up lines.
Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man
especially if the relationship is still new,
never take your girlfriend to his house or
give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa
very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show
his face to your people. Your sister or
brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but
never let them be the number one factor
in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always
sit like a woman. Some men act like
babies when a woman is not properly
seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with
good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an
aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm
but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let
them deceive you. Don’t believe anything
in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into
a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is
to keep him, that could be a big mistake.
Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to
“men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How
many men have you met out of about six
billion people on earth? You see am nau,
abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However,
never embark on a long trip to meet a
man without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let
anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and
counting,somebody should know about it
jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And
as a good girl, you are looking for a bad
boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls
love bad boys and good girls love good
boys. Nobody should use your head to
catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last
forever.

Rihana's mother is still a virgin.

kay9:
I agree. Both himself and the wife, in fact.

But mehn, he needs to be careful and really wise here - what if the wife is telling the truth? I must be honest here though, from my limited knowledge of these things it is IMPOSSIBLE for a carrier and a non-carrier to produce a sickler - Mendel's laws of genetics would have to be rewritten. But you know what they say, never say never.

Now that I think of it, the gender of a foetus is dependent on similar genetic laws: the man gives one from his (xy) and the woman gives one from her (xx), so the offspring is either (xx) x-from dad and x-from mum, or (xy) y-from dad and x-from mum. But every once in a crazy while, an (xxy) or something weird like that is produced, and that's how you get hermaphrodites. So... oga needs to be careful with his decision. By the way, has the woman ever given him cause to doubt her fidelity? One doesnt just throw away a 10-yr-old marriage like that.

They talking about genotype, not chromosomes.

Behira:
Dis is very rare

The child is definitely from another another man.

Nice piece. I couldn't agree more. David Ricardo put up a theory to support this piece and that is the theory of comparative cost advantage. Nigeria cannot refine crude products more efficiently than their more developed counterparts, for that reason, I think it is bye bye to refineries in Nigeria. Don't be deceived by Politicians promises of reviving the refineries because there is a very slim chance of success. Imported products will always be more affordable here in Nigeria, this may seem strange to most of us, but it is the empirical truth.

LMAyedun:
Poverty is a bastard

I tell you my brother. It's a damn bastard.

pweetichi:
I will be taking the October diet by God's grace. Would love 2 no any1 wif d exam experiance.I actually read Insurance and Actuarial science. Thanks!

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