Go ahead. Take it out on civilians as usual

Denko2721987:
I just got this unverified unconfirmed article from a friend so its just a rumour/speculation but it really got me thinking fast in different directions... Could this be the real unseen angle into this northern declaration/ultimatum saga?? Lets think through it because nothing is impossible.. Good morning..

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Igbo must leave the north it's a decoy; the real target is the impending Yoruba presidency- Now, let's explain it out.

The whole idea is to cause a civil crisis by chasing the Igbo's around in inner northern communities, this will then lure the military in, to carry out a coup, and end the Osinbajo nightmare.

The northerners have recently lost all their strategic allies (middle belt, Niger delta and Yoruba, due to their serial abuse) and Yoruba are poised to, and will constitutionally take Over from a sick and incapacitated Buhari.

They need a civil crisis to bring in the military and hold on to power, waste some time, before planning a fresh democratic process that will favour them yet again. A kind of reset button. This must be the reason behind the recent coup rumours, and in testing that water, they realized it will be unacceptable to the west, as military intervention is fading across the world. But if you throw in a law and order breakdown, it will be justified.

Remember, Nigeria military is an all northern affair presently.

If their plans succeed and there's a civil crisis via the "igbo must go crisis", they expect the international community to even plead with the military to step in and restore normalcy.

Make no mistake about it, the northerners can't threaten to scatter Nigeria, because they need the present state of things like oxygen. So, this is a clear classic decoy

Mine is to analyse.


Hmmmmmm, Whats your take??

What a theory.

maureensylvia:
Dis fools are disgrace to Igbos

why on earth will they kneel down for a mere man

and as for that fraudster of nnamdi KANU don't know what he feels like
...


pure Megalomaniac


chukwu kpoo gi oku

To all those insulting their mothers not me, go and recite ur national PLEDGE, if it goes in line with what u are agitating for then continue but if u are contradicting urself then WOE BE UPON U

That's how he plans to lead them. Leave us (SS) out of your quest.

ToLisah:
If you're a GOT fan, raise ya hands up! Higher!

Lol! If I'm not on Palmchat chatting away with friends, I'm watching clips from Game Of Thrones! Valar Morghulis or what!

I just finished season 6 of the movie, and I'm still excited about it.

Kudos to the people involved in making that movie a reality biko! I keep thinking about how they come up with captivating storylines, villainous characters, etc.

I also remember think how much better the movie will be if Queen Cersei, or King Joffery died, until I met Ramzey Bolton... It was crazy!

Who is the most evil from Game Of Thrones? Tell meeee!

Little finger - lord of the vale

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OBAGADAFFI:
For those shouting one Nigeria.


We went to the United States and confronted the United States Administration and explained our position to them. And all these were done in the context of our firm belief that when the North is united, Nigeria becomes united. That when Nigeria has a crisis and the North is together, the Nigerian crisis can be better solved. And this Kano was the very place we came and issued out that document called “the Kano Declaration”

And yet the 'snaky' Afonjas joined them in their course

Brasstop:
I didn't really feel like putting this out here cos this story is absurd but I saw a post yesterday about ladies hanging their pants outside that's why I was prompted to do this.
I live in the last flat in my compound and there is a small space in my house which I have converted to a study. Now this study has a window facing the backyard of my compound. Most days and especially on Saturdays when iam off duty, my neighbour normally does her laundry.the baffling thing is that when she hangs her clothes on the fence in the backyard, she manage to ensure that her bras and panties are always hanged on the portion of fence in front of my study Window. I sit down there a lot and each time I open raise the curtains, I am confronted with bras and panties starring back at me. Funnily, she hangs her children clothes on other portions of the fence. This has been happening for so long, and obviously, my wife has taken notice of it too cos she has started talking about it. I find it difficult to look out the window but I must look out. She is married but the man comes around once in a week or so cos he is with the senior wife.
I am just wondering how to end this. What does she mean by this. Or is it my mind playing tricks on me? Please I have no design for her o! Matured comments pls

This is the problem with most men. A girl smiles at them, they conclude she is in love with them. I rest my case.

Typical Yoruba Rapertour - two edged sword.

Mrop:
Twitter user , Queen Opy stepped out in a yellow short dress and used the photo as her Whatsapp DP, but after her parents saw the photo , her mom challenged her and the conversation ensued as you see below:

Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/03/see-argumentative-conversation-this.html?m=0

Thank God say i no go born female child.

usman15gmail:
This article will help steer your interactions with women in the right direction and keep you from losing your sanity.
There’s a few axioms that I live by which I have put together over the years of dealing with hundreds of women and these commandments have stood the test of time over and over again.
If you adhere to these, then you will be years ahead of your peers and it will save you a ton of bullshit experiences with women, that could have been avoided.
Here’s a few of them…
#41. Who you marry will be the most important decision you ever make in life. Better make sure she’s up for the job.
#40. Never get married or get tied down with a woman who you’re settling for. You will be miserable. She will be miserable. And life is too damn short to spend it with a woman low in caliber, personality and desire to suck your cock dry every motherfucking day.
#39. Believe a woman the first time she SHOWS you who she is. Don’t allow your emotions to blind you to her flaws and shortcomings.
#38. Women are not the enemy. They are merely following their inherent nature. Learn how to handle them and you will be rewarded with their positive attributes. Flail about blindly and be cursed with their negative attributes.
#37. Women are led by their emotions. Therefore, learn to use their emotions to your favor. Become the puppet master.
#36. Your greatest defense against the manipulations of women, is to learn Game. There is no substitute.
#35. Always lead a woman in the relationship. If you don’t know how, then learn how.
#34. You are not to be the bitch in the relationship. If you have to pause and think about it, then you are.
#33. Women are just as sexual, if not more than men. They crave depravity. Do not be fooled.
#32. ALL girls think they are unique. 99.9% of girls are not unique. Do not be fooled.
#31. The moment you feel you cannot live without a certain girl, is the moment you have officially put her pussy on a pedestal.
#30. Less is more when dealing with women.
#29. Be ready to walk away from the relationship at any time for any reason. If she acts up, be ready to walk. If you stay you will lose a small piece of self-respect, until eventually you won’t even know who you are anymore.
#28. Never take advice on sleeping with women FROM women.
#27. If you can’t see who’s the sucker in the relationship, then you’re the sucker my friend.
#26. What is unsaid when communicating with a woman, is oftentimes more powerful than what is said. Learn to use your eyes when flirting with women and conveying sexual tension.
#25. If you get caught cheating, always, always, always deny. Deny until death and she will eventually get over it.
#24. Always treat a woman’s tantrums like you would treat a child’s. Firm and unpersuaded.
#23. Buying gifts, groveling, begging and changing for a girl will never keep her around. You’ll only intensify her disdain for you and speed up her hunt for an alpha cock.
#22. If you think she’s cheating, she already has. Learn to trust your instinct. It’s ‘talking’ to you for a reason.
#21. Never fully trust a woman. It’s not in their nature to be trustworthy. Self-preserve by only allowing for 60% of your trust given after a full and long courtship of at least 2 years.
#20. Never get married before 30yo and always marry a younger woman. No exceptions.
#19. You’re not really ready for a relationship, until you know what’s out there. Go Bleep 20 women. When you get done, go Bleep another 20. Then you might have an idea of what you want.
#18. The moment you make a woman “your life”, is the moment she’s preparing to walk out of yours.
#17. The only thing that matters to women between the ages of 18-26yo is: “Does he make my vagina wet?”
#16. Women would rather be with a psychopath broke bad boy, then a stable, sane beta bitch boy.
#15. Never regret cheating.
#14. Don’t put pussy ON the pedestal, put it UNDER the pedestal.
#13. Always Bleep her like it’s your last time before you go to prison.
#12. Frame IS Game. If you don’t learn to have a strong Frame, your ‘Game’ will always be weak and you will always struggle with women.
#11. Always let her say “I love you” first. She’ll love you more for your self-control.
#10. Watch what a girl DOES, not what she SAYS.
#9. If a girl dumps you, never take her back. She will never respect you the same and the relationship is doomed to fail.
#8. If you notice 1 red flag take note. If you notice 2 red flags prepare to eject. When you notice three red flags you had better be out the door.
#7. Women lie. Get used to it. Learn to play the game better than them.
#6. The more money you get, the more you will attract women who are attracted to resources. Learn to put on a ‘Humble Front’ at first in order to screen the golddiggers out.
#5. Women are hypergamous. Get used to it. Learn to develop yourself into a High Value Man.
#4. The moment you invest more into the relationship than she does, then you’re already bleeped and you’re starting to ‘lose’ her.
#3. Never put aside your personal goals and dreams in order to please a woman. You won’t please her and you will be miserable.
#2. You will never lose a woman by having other admirers, but you will lose women by concentrating all of your efforts on one. You won’t just lose the one you’re focused on, you’ll lose all of them.
#1. If you don’t choose to learn Game, then don’t be surprised when the wool gets pulled over your eyes by a woman. Game is the great equalizer.

By Christian Mcqueen
https://realchristianmcqueen.com/2014/05/14/the-41-commandments-of-pussy/

Genius piece. So much sense..

[quote author=lofty900 post=54604569]See her Olympus has fallen nah. Abeg dis woman is not 23 years old. [/quote

No; she is definitely not 23, i heard about her way back in school at DELSU in 2006. That was 11 years ago and she was into 'desperate' modelling then. If she is 23 now, then she was 11 at that time.

He is too ugly to be president.

Why are people like this? No respect for humanity. What has this got to do with economic situation in Nigeria. May God grant them heavenly rest.

That's why you cannot do PHD programme

I don't understand most Nigerians. Why should you think that the goal of getting educated is always tied to monetary benefits? What about personal and mental development? Msc for me is very necessary for all graduates.

Eddygourdo:
and you feel knowing what true federalism means is intellgence ? A moot and valueless subject like O level government ? Is that what you are bragging about ? You say u are a researcher ? You do extensive research , I say let's prove it and ur running away. I will ask you two questions and offer you one million naira. If you get it in a week it shall be yours. Even in ur dreams you won't be able to,

Let me school you abit since you are still at that level, knowledge and intelligence are very differnt. Knowledge is data , intellegence is usefui information. Apparently all you have in ur head is data, a typical nigerian product of cram and pour. You asking me a question that google can answer, I will ask u a question that google can't answer.

Never in ur life again should who feel fly for knowing the definition of federalism and yet not having the inteligence of what are its implications , merits or demerits. Read the type of questions you asking. Like a child. what are the types of fedralism? Imagine that. We talking models u talking crap.


Mr man , you not intelligent, I need intelligent people who will create and apply existing knwoledge, not someone who regurgitates what he has crammed and can relate that with his environment for any analysis.

Post ur name here. I want to know ur standing in our community, cos we know oursleves, and I don't know you

Why does everything in nairaland have to end in conflicts? We had a good discussion going on.

mikolo80:
mention 3 characteristics of true federalism I dare you.

They are:

1) Resource control
2) Free and fair election in its true sense
3) True separation of power

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omenka:
This is nothing but treason. These criminals constitute a bigger threat to our democracy than anything else in this country.

What is treason about it? It is a very good move; although i would concede the timing to you.

PentiumPro:
Stubborn goat. Because you dey for public you no wan cooperate with prison officials? dem go show you for cell.

Why do you call him a goat? Do you know what prompted his action?

iconcur:
I had to create an alternate moniker just because of this post. After 3 years of searching for job, I just got one as an administrative staff in a federal university through one of my uncles, although I graduated with 3rd class.

Truely nothing is too hard for God to do. Just believe in him and he shall bring it to pass. Lalasticlala please help me share my testimony lalasticlala seun

To God and your uncle be the glory.

IamChuzzy:
I concur!!! A time comes in a woman's life when all the unnecessary fanfare over proposal takes the back seat. "Just give me the ring, already!!!" hahaha. Do you agree with her?


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/12/does-it-really-matter-how-man-proposes.html

Desperado. Have you seen that movie? End time proposal.

ControlX:
If you're daring, bold and a risk taker, go for AccessBank. If you're conservative, introverted and a safe player, go for NBC. In the end, remember. The higher the risk, the higher the reward. The lower the risk, the lower the reward. C' est fini!

On the contrary bro, NBC would offer less risk and better pay. Trust me on this one, i work there.

Dannyset:
Let him prove he gave PMB money and not SUVS for his damaged cars na, Shebi there were evidence for other deals too.

Don't worry, there is still time for him to prove that if it actually happened.

Keneking:
Dasuki set up that attack on Buhari in Kano. It didn't succeed. His boss directed him to replace the vehicles.

What explains the whole rigmarole? You indicted someone because you had to replace his vehicle that was damaged due to poor security cover for the General. We are watching....

And now Buhari is trying to get back at him. The problem with most Nigerians is that even if Buhari admitted to corrupt practices, they would still try to exonerate him.

Setaje:
The black man shall be freed wiv an axe!!!!!

Is your boyfriend an axe man?

Intelligent conjecture....Not far from the truth anyway. Please these self arrogated prophets should stop blaspheming.

Now let me analyse this. PDP are desperate and bracing themselves for 2019. It is a win-win for the North who know they have the numbers to win any election in alliance with either the SS, SW or SE. Now this is a very bad news for our Yoruba brothers and APC who had hoped for Osibanjo to succeed Buhari after four years in office (trust me this was part of the agreement they had with Buhari before they put him there). My guess is that either Atiku or Kwankwasho would be PDP flag bearer for the 2019 presidential election even though they are both in APC currently. Should APC decides that Buhari go for another term, he would share the votes from the North with his Northern opponent but the later would sweep SS and SE leaving Buhari with SW votes and the ones raked from the North. But if APC mistakenly go with Osinbajo, they will lose from all quarters except the SW.

PDP are not stupid after all; they know SW are sellouts and can never win SE and SS to their side. Like i said, it is a win-win for the North. Let's see which side our Yoruba brothers run to this time.

sigiyaya:
Subversion, is the name of the game. Bombs under GEJ was understandable;North wanted power. And we all thought relinquishing power to the North was going to fix this, but how wrong we were. Bombs under PMB is more concerning. Its end not too predictable. Every right thinking Nigerian should implore PMB to start leading and forget about this phantom fight against corruption. Focus on strengthening institutions like they did with fertilizer crimes,ghost workers etc and corruption will gradually fizzle out. You do not open war on all fronts when you lack the resources. This is going to be worse since the internal security GEJ set up to prevent this madness from getting to the south is not strong anymore, things can really go SOUTH (literally and figuratively) easily. If you are currently in Nigeria, it is time to be really scared. Nigerians, arise and ask PMB to start leading. Recession, Hunger, Poverty and now DEATH.

Well said bro. This is the most objective and constructive comment ever on NL. Let's forget about Politics and see things the way they are.

My blackberry curve 7 goes off intermittently. It take quite an effort to bring it back on; this goes on and on. Although when plugged to electricity, it doesn't go off even for a decade. I changed battery and attempted virus cleaning but it only got worse after an initial sign of normalcy.

How can i fix this?