₦airaland Forum

seangy4konji:
Please does anybody here sell beard oil and balm for fuller beards??

themonk:
"Doing something wrong" to cultists might range from not leaving a woman they admire alone to not giving them your phone.

seyigiggle:
Poverty has really done bad to this one.
Mr. no be everybody be suffer head like you and your lineage.
my family no be Dangote, but well structured.
Even if they delay your destiny, you would graduate before 26.
Anyways, I am a proof of what I wrote.
By the way, how old are you? Can you get married by 27?

By the way, I have a colleague whose child is schooling abroad and would graduate by 19 this year.
The child is not willing to relocate to naija.
What do you have to say?

megist80:
it's good to be stubborn if he was stubborn ehn he won't go dat day

LuciferRedeemed:
It's called delegation.

A good manager / administrator delegates effectively to his subordinates to achieve set targets.

In this case, the SUG President delegated death to this hapless simpleton & he carried out his task with minimal stress.

We need more selfless employees like this if Nigeria is to move forward.

Cheers.

Redoil:
Just look for a very fat tall yoruba lady with big boob and big yash dont bother abov brain for they have none
you will never regret it

Nickijoy:
May the healing hands of God locate and heal him in Jesus name Amen... please say a word of prayer for him....

Hmajeed:
the phone is a good phones for people who have a poor sense of design

Abiodunspectre:
How much is the phone now?

Agrogbeide:
my brother the fake news weak me like dodo o.
Everywhere fake fake news.
Na only Baba God go fit just help us for this country o.

Goodlyhrt:
I am throwing in the kitchen sink next time I see my uncle and I will tell him straight up. or I find another place.

Goodlyhrt:
I can't just explain how eager I felt visiting my uncle and the wife living in another state, because it's been long since the last time I saw the family. They welcomed me with open arms and invited me to dinner not long after. I declined initially because I felt full that evening, but I thought it would be rude so I said atleast let me taste the putty sorry meal. It was eba with soup. I had high hopes because the wife is pretty and I made the mistake of equating pretty = good meal. God! How wrong I was.


It was weird in that when we started the dig in, she warned that she doesn't use salt in their cooking because the doctor said,(maybe she has HBP) and that they eat their food without salt, that do I need salt? I said yes o! But frankly I'd needed more than that because I found out that the food needs to be recooked entirely. Gosh it was so bad. it tasted like water and oil with achi(in igbo) and meat, the whole thing tasted so raw only the meat was tender but still was tasteless.


I hated my coming there from that very moment and to think I wanted to spend one month.


She got angry the second time I declined her meal and was feeling bad. I had to close my eyes to swallow some balls of the eba and felt sick from the torture, I feigned OK and went out to throw up this time.


She cooked jollof rice yesterday and my God! it tasted fruity(maybe the spice) IMO and undone no salt or pepper Trace . My money is almost spent on foods from outside. I don't know what to do with this situation. I have other relatives here too but I felt I will enjoy here more than those other places but now I'm seriously considering my options and will damn her feelings. I can't die of starvation say wetin happen na.


I have a feeling that they normally buy their foods outside, and I am being served that dross as a treat from the wife, because we've been in good terms from the moment she married my uncle. The funny thing is the children don't eat her foods, they buy food for them outside, just me and my uncle and he adore her foods.


The thought of going to eat her food this afternoon is killing me as I have no other choice.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Lool
Coming from someone that married a oyinbo man.