Education › Re: Woman Celebrates Her Housemaid Of 13 Years, Who Got Admission Into Higher.... by Apus: 7:11am On Apr 13, 2019 |
Quite Impressive.
Maids are human first. God bless you madam. |
Crime › Re: I Was Scammed On Nairaland Forum by Apus: 6:45am On Apr 13, 2019 |
As a Nigerian i make bold to say 80% Nigerians are thieves and opportunists looking for the next victim to scam. It's even worst when dealing with them online. And this does not exclude corporate thieves as well. The remaining 19.8% or so are potential thieves, they just haven't been opportuned. |
Celebrities › Re: Meet Chioma Egboh, Mr Ibu's Sister Who Instigated The Stroke Rumour by Apus: 6:33am On Apr 13, 2019 |
End time sister.
Even the so called media outfit is dead on arrival since it's foundation is based on lies. Nothing do U Mr Ibu, forgiveness is bae. |
Romance › Re: To Unmarried: Why Do U Want To Get Married? by Apus: 8:00pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
I thought about this some days ago.
Though single, i'm happy and i'm not sure getting married will guarantee greater happiness. And If i do get married it will be for the purpose of raising socially responsible children. |
Celebrities › Re: Adetutu Alabi: I Got Death Threats After Calling Out Simi by Apus: 3:41pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
Hahaha
If she fought Tiger and prevailed. Death threat should be nothing.
Anty should face her modelling career in peace and stop seeking public empathy as though she were the first to get tribal markings. |
Pets › Re: How Do I Make My Dog To Be Aggressive? Please Help. by Apus: 10:10pm On Apr 02, 2019 |
feed it with raw food especially raw fish, the one with blood dripping from it. |
Phones › Re: Samsung Launched New Budget Galaxy M Series – M10 Is The Cheapest by Apus: 9:50pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
2G RAM??
I'll pass... |
Celebrities › Re: Kate Wright Paid Tribute To Rio Ferdinand's Late Wife Rebecca Ellison, Who Passe by Apus: 7:22pm On Apr 01, 2019 |
Very thoughtful. |
Romance › Re: Girls Can Take Anything by Apus: 2:07pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
stinjoe: Honestly, i curse the day i had sex. My first and last girlfriend that disvirgined me, gave me an infection. I'm this type of person that takes good care of my personal health religiously. So, getting down with an infection weeks later, making my BAZOOKA looking like a boiled corn made me cry so bitterly. My first time o, who did i offend?. I was traumatized. Right now, no matter how beautiful you're, to me you already have an infection. Please oo, abstain from pre-marital sex oo.. #Teamabstainance lols.. bro we are in d same shoe. My only sexual experience was awful. My scrotum was on fire after d encounter!! Took injections for a week treating STD. I've sworn to remain celibate till after marriage. Most of these girls are dirty and carry alot of infections. Please also go for HIV testing. I almost gave testimony when mine came out Negative. |
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Shares Photos With Security Operatives At Their Base by Apus: 8:16pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
SouthSouth1914: Next thing he becomes a police ambassador!! What a way to his pension.. dude is a youth police ambassador already. |
Education › Re: Lagos Poly Students Jump Through The Fence by Apus: 8:00pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
When d skul gate kon b like secondary school own. |
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Education › Re: LOL!! Which Figure Of Speech Is This ? – Only Sharp Guys Will Get It by Apus: 5:36pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
Irony
saying one thing but having the opposite meaning or intention of what is being said in mind.
Even Naija girls know this but they will rather choose to feign ignorance.. |
Romance › Re: My friend by Apus: 1:06pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
And that's how they start trouble my throwing words around.
It might be very okay to use such words in Europe or America, but this is Africa and in particular Nigeria. We are not culturally modelled to use such words without raising some dust. So you might want to think carefully before choosing your words. How about you say in this case, "it's been long i've seen you" |
Fashion › Re: Tips On How To Grow Your Natural Hair Using Cooking Ingredients by Apus: 11:18pm On Mar 23, 2019*. Modified: 12:26am On Mar 24, 2019 |
seangy4konji: Please does anybody here sell beard oil and balm for fuller beards ?? |
Crime › Re: Ugandan Man Commits Suicide After Being Dumped By His Fiancee (Photos) by Apus: 7:06pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
Weak men everywhere!! |
Politics › Re: El-rufai Chilling With Whiteman Today. by Apus: 7:53pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Has he woken up from his deep sleep?? |
Celebrities › Re: Harri Obi: None Of My Peers Earn 6 Figures In Broadcasting by Apus: 7:16pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
His last words though.
If you've ever worked outside Nigeria, even for a month, you will curse the years you've wasted away. Nigerians are hardworking but it never pay off here in Nigeria. The system is really cursed. |
Crime › Re: Photographer Macheted By Masked Thugs In Bayelsa (Graphic Photos) by Apus: 2:35pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
themonk: "Doing something wrong" to cultists might range from not leaving a woman they admire alone to not giving them your phone. Haha... True!! Reminds me my time far back as 2011 in Uniben, i had to even buy credit for d bros join. And to think d phone i was using then was Nokia X2-01. That was how i earned my peace @Ekosodin oo. Sometimes avoiding physical confrontation does not mean cowardice. You just value your life above frivolities. |
Romance › Re: Big Nyash In The Church by Apus: 2:51pm On Mar 17, 2019 |

omo oba craze dey worry u!!
we know say u dey lie but kontinu. |
Romance › Re: Screenshot: The Worst Dilemma Of My Life... by Apus: 1:57pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
I'm sure Ur Momma must have warned you prayerfully for this lady to expose herself. Trust me, Ijebu or no Ijebu, ladies with very evil intentions can conceal their character perfectly well that you can't see a stint of d devil in them until after marriage. Imagine such statements.
Forget those teachings of not divorcing one's spouse. I will gladly divorce any evil woman who tries to severe every ties with my own mother. Rubbish!! |
Family › Re: At What Age Should A Child Leave His/Her Parents And Start An Independent Life? by Apus: 6:18pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
seyigiggle: Poverty has really done bad to this one. Mr. no be everybody be suffer head like you and your lineage. my family no be Dangote, but well structured. Even if they delay your destiny, you would graduate before 26. Anyways, I am a proof of what I wrote. By the way, how old are you? Can you get married by 27?
By the way, I have a colleague whose child is schooling abroad and would graduate by 19 this year. The child is not willing to relocate to naija. What do you have to say? Boast not and if U must, boast by God's grace. Not everyone will be privileged as you na. You sound like a mommy's boy though (no offence). |
Properties › Re: Boy who died In building Collapse Told His Mum He Didn’t Want To Go To School by Apus: 12:54pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
megist80:
it's good to be stubborn if he was stubborn ehn he won't go dat day  That same stubborness have caused the death of many. What will be will be. Very unfortunate though. |
Romance › Re: I Am Too Fine’ -nigerian Lady Bursts Into Tears Over Her “beauty”. Photos/video by Apus: 7:24am On Mar 14, 2019 |
Vanity.
50 years from now she won't be able to say this again. Madam use your fine wisely ooo!!! |
Sports › Re: Messi Surprised By Magical Ronaldo Showing by Apus: 5:15am On Mar 14, 2019 |
Ronaldo; the real GOAT. Always there when you need it the most. |
Nairaland General › Re: Final Year Student Crushed To Death By University’s SUG Vehicle In Edo. Photo by Apus: 1:32pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
LuciferRedeemed: It's called delegation.
A good manager / administrator delegates effectively to his subordinates to achieve set targets.
In this case, the SUG President delegated death to this hapless simpleton & he carried out his task with minimal stress.
We need more selfless employees like this if Nigeria is to move forward.
Cheers. |
Career › Re: Meet Mojèrè Shinaayomi A Young Coca Cola Addict by Apus: 8:15pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
Oga No go kill yourself with diabetes before endorsement deal land.
Just hope he is not bigning on it cos las las e fit OYO for am oo |
Romance › Re: Suggest Any Good Tribe I Can Get A Good Wife by Apus: 6:47pm On Mar 09, 2019 |
Redoil: Just look for a very fat tall yoruba lady with big boob and big yash dont bother abov brain for they have none you will never regret it Stupid!! You've been meeting the wrong people or it's those ones you pay #500 to pour your dirty semen on. Stop generalising bro. |
Celebrities › Re: Indigenous Igbo Rapper Tidinz Run Mad In Lagos by Apus: 10:38am On Mar 03, 2019 |
Nickijoy: May the healing hands of God locate and heal him in Jesus name Amen... please say a word of prayer for him.... pls don't watse Ur prayers. This wan is mad for a reason, las las o ma wa alright. Pray for Nigeria instead. |
Fashion › Re: How To Start Selling Clothes And Shoes Like Boutiques by Apus: 7:24am On Mar 03, 2019 |
It would be better to source your goods locally with that amount. Eko Idumota comes to mind. |
Politics › Re: No Presidential Supplementary Elections - INEC by Apus: 7:06pm On Mar 01, 2019 |
Akpabio oo !!! |
Phones › Re: Please I Need A Phone Suggestion (long Life Battery, Camera Nd Good Ram) by Apus: 4:46pm On Mar 01, 2019 |
Hmajeed: the phone is a good phones for people who have a poor sense of design I swear i can't agree less about the phones |