₦airaland Forum

I pray that your situation gets better. U are suffering bro
but never you adopt this mindset.

I liked Intermittent fasting espicially the 8-12 hours window. It helped my digestive system and also helped me get the best from the food i eat. I picked very healthy foods to eat which was even way cheaper and convenient than eating junks. It almost became my lifestyle but for those around me who thought i was inflicting pain on myself.

Abiodunspectre:
How much is the phone now?

Between 52-53k

Agrogbeide:
my brother the fake news weak me like dodo o.
Everywhere fake fake news.
Na only Baba God go fit just help us for this country o.

That's Baye, sports director @Uniben dt year(2014)

Nigerian bloggers are truely hungry.

So prof sef can be this mischievious.. just look at that gaze and the wry smile. He be like "Saraki we go get U"

Goodlyhrt:
I am throwing in the kitchen sink next time I see my uncle and I will tell him straight up. or I find another place.

Lols.. Pele!!

Just don't make it too obvious so as not to break a home cos there must be a reason his children are eating out in d first place.

Goodlyhrt:
I can't just explain how eager I felt visiting my uncle and the wife living in another state, because it's been long since the last time I saw the family. They welcomed me with open arms and invited me to dinner not long after. I declined initially because I felt full that evening, but I thought it would be rude so I said atleast let me taste the putty sorry meal. It was eba with soup. I had high hopes because the wife is pretty and I made the mistake of equating pretty = good meal. God! How wrong I was.


It was weird in that when we started the dig in, she warned that she doesn't use salt in their cooking because the doctor said,(maybe she has HBP) and that they eat their food without salt, that do I need salt? I said yes o! But frankly I'd needed more than that because I found out that the food needs to be recooked entirely. Gosh it was so bad. it tasted like water and oil with achi(in igbo) and meat, the whole thing tasted so raw only the meat was tender but still was tasteless.


I hated my coming there from that very moment and to think I wanted to spend one month.


She got angry the second time I declined her meal and was feeling bad. I had to close my eyes to swallow some balls of the eba and felt sick from the torture, I feigned OK and went out to throw up this time.


She cooked jollof rice yesterday and my God! it tasted fruity(maybe the spice) IMO and undone no salt or pepper Trace . My money is almost spent on foods from outside. I don't know what to do with this situation. I have other relatives here too but I felt I will enjoy here more than those other places but now I'm seriously considering my options and will damn her feelings. I can't die of starvation say wetin happen na.


I have a feeling that they normally buy their foods outside, and I am being served that dross as a treat from the wife, because we've been in good terms from the moment she married my uncle. The funny thing is the children don't eat her foods, they buy food for them outside, just me and my uncle and he adore her foods.


The thought of going to eat her food this afternoon is killing me as I have no other choice.

Since u noticed they normally buy food outside, U can kindly tell ur hosts you wouldn't want to further inconvenience them since you not a stranger and you are perfectly ok with buying food outside provided your uncle helps out with money for that purpose.

But OP one month is too much ooo

Me think you are jobless!

I know why he was nominated

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Lool
Coming from someone that married a oyinbo man.

Someone is making sense yet U brought ur gutter mouth to spew rubbish!



It's pple like U dt really make me hate being a Nigerian.


Truely, Ur Village people don get U.

Spot on!!

I've always said it.

The moment the igbos stop playing d victim, the better for them and Nigeria. These politicians can use anything be it Religion (as the case with the North) or ethnicity to incite disunity to their own advantage.

Please Nigerians stop being played!!!!!!!!

FYB:
Election don sure for Amosun

If you know, you know

The world has gone crazy!!

steveneche:
STD Of what kind causes no erection at all?

Chlamydia

STD

Is it today Nigerian Teachers have been disgracing themselves?? Yet they will tell U they attended teacher training institutes.

I only pity those little kids they teach cause they believe whatever is being told them by their teachers than what their parents tell them.


#Teacher wey dey teach Nonsense dt wan na teacher??

All dz guys wey dey abuse OP, na wetin some of dem resemble for pinshure oo..

U never chi chum chin


My own problem now is deciding whether to use internet or not till on sunday. I can't bear to see more annoying E-fights between Atikulooters and Zombies for another one week.

missimelda01:
You can buy from my store, let's celebrate singleness together

Awwwwn!!

Got it from shoprite this morning. Will save Ur moniker if I will need to get more in d nearest future.

Gracias!!

Talking about spoiling one self; i'm going to get my humble self a Rolex wristwatch 2mao.

#ProudlySingle

Morning Fam. Wishing U a great week ahead.!!

Good for him. Such an insecured man will only cause more problems for her if she did marry him.

But she went far with getting pregnant for his friend with the intent of teaching him a lesson. She could have just called off the relatiinship first.

Waoow!!


When a girl tells you all theSe, its 99.9 % likely You'r entering the friendzone.


Congrats!!

LuciferCelibate:
That guy is a wise man.

1. The injury has reduced her market value so she can't cheat again.
2. Who wants a crippled pussy that can't hold a table & receive 50 strokes in 30 seconds till her legs give way?
3. She can no longer monitor him efficiently without functioning limbs so he is free to cheat however he likes like a real man.

She is totally submissive to him now.

She has no choice.

One of d most stupid comments i've read here.

JADO93:
how many hours does the battery use with full use... Data on and long press

As much as 7-10hours.

That's what i'm using right now. I hardly switch off my data.

JADO93:
Hello house, please I am currently confused on which phone to buy.... I currently use an Infinix note 4 and I am not impressed with the battery at all, and I don't want to repeat the same mistake I made (buying note 4 cos of the review I saw online). I deal alot with media's......

I need a phone with very good camera, very good battery life (I press phone alot) good ram aswell. Please help suggest.

Tecno pouvoir2 pro.

eventsmallchops:
I'm not really an extrovert, I'm in between , so..how do I classify myself?

you are an ambivert: a person who has a balance of extrovert and introvert features in their personality.

Although i do not believe it's actually possible to strike a balance between both personality. Most often one trait is dominant while the other is either suppressed or recessive

don't get your hopes high..
Anybody can miss anyone.

All na vanity... RIP

Went for my cousin's wedding some weeks back after struggling with the thought of giving an excuse to miss out (but i feared being reprimanded).


At d party i was so bored and had to find solace in my phone as i kept my self busy with it. I left even before the party ended... for my mind i was like.. i don buy asoebi and also mark register na.

Oh my! by the time i got home i was totally drained(with my head panging heavily). If my body was a cell phone it would definitely be at 2% or lower.

Had to spend the rest of the weekend sleeping like a wounded lion.

chai.. just 3weeks

while some guys have rubbed spirit, igbo, beard oil e.t.c and they are still as smooth as a baby's bum.

pls don't say that.

That was his fate and his appointed time (it's the best way i can explain it). There are so many mysteries we do not understand. How about babies who were born just to die??

Cherish d moments spent together and move on.