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musKeeto: where all of una go hide na? did my question cause brain damage?

Maybe.

[quote author=Bélla3]yep... Hw you? Long time.[/quote]I'm good. Nice night.

^^
Hello, Bella. So you and inurmind are still on his pasta god

Theloveth: Not so fascinating *bigrin* whats ur realname if i may ask

It's .........







You mayn't ask.

plainmirror: Do i look lyk awilo lokomba for your Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡?
A®ε Ʊ a learner?

I understand it's the alcohol that made you type like this. Abeg, continue drinking! Nothing do you! There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof is....

plainmirror: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass & think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is
better that I drink this beer & let their dreams
come true than to be selfish and worry about my
liver.

You really have me laughing. Continue deceiving yourself.

My story is short and simple. I'm a rare gem. A treasure you can't afford to lose.

Oh! One more thing. I was tired of seeing burial announcemnts of dead 'rare gems' on my local tv station. (Those people can announce obituaries, ehn!) It was as if the world had lost all its treasures. So I truly needed to encourage the world.

Fascinating and altruistic, aye?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Do we Nyansh with the Rove of Christ Tonite? [/color]

I don't understand your question. And even if I did, I still wouldn't understand it.



[s] Stop talking out of the bottom of your bum. [/s]

bunmioguns:

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Eh. . .My Sweet Potato Do u still Rove me? [/color]

Of course, I do. I rove you with the rove of Christ.

aribisala0: Generally a Nigerian woman's size changes according to the following formula

Aribisala FORMULA

CW = MW + (MW/50x(YoM) + (CW/50x(NoP) x *



where CW is current weight

MW = Marriage weight

YoM = years of Marriage

NoP = Number of pikin

* = 1.2 if she is from the SS,SE or SW and 1.05 if from the North

So if you are considering any of dis gials for marry that is how they will grow in ya house

e.g a 50kg Ijaw woman after 3 children in 4 years(they are very fertile) will weigh

(50 + (50/50 x4) + (50/50 x3 ) x 1.2 =

( 50 +(1x4) +(1x3)x1.2=

(50 +4+3)x1.2=

57 x1.2 =

68.4 kg

in 4 years from 50

How enlightening!

Reyginus: Lololol. Oh! Sorry baby! Bella please hand her back her kpokpo garri and g.nut.

Thank ya!

Hugs the bag of kpokpo garri and groundnut dearly and jealously.

[quote author=Bélla3]Jesus! Dont tell you are a [b]'pastafarian' you dnt worship the spagetti monster do you?[/quote]Emi? Worship the spaghetti monster ke?

*Starts singing...*
I will never worship man-made gods, man-made gods...
Dem get eyes, but dem nor dey see
Dem get ears, but dem nor dey hear...

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Lmao -- Actually i got a Lady On board with that Threat! [/color]

Yeah, right.

hassanlolu: did u men whaat hssan said or which one
my line ( You re so stupid for allowing him to trat u like dat,''y m i even tlking to u now''?,Idiot)
then leave..

*Scratches a spot on her head till it goes bald*

Honestly, I don't have an idea of what you're talking about.

Just tell us how you would toast a girl in 60 secs .

[quote author=Bélla3]lol. The thread has already been 'derailed', so have fun.[/quote]I was teasing. But seriously, I don't think the thread has been derailed. Think it's just following the path predestined for it by the great spaghetti god!

Reyginus: *Snatches the kpokpo garri and g.nut from her hand. Looks around. Bella do you mind?*

Stares fixedly at him for 47 minutes then burts into tears- WAAAAAaaaaH!

Try putting myself in her position? That's easy. Since a certain distant relative of mine- Uncle Hassan- has been pursing his PhD at the Jet Age School of Bombing and he's been an eager teacher to yours truly, [s]and I've been an ardent student ready to practise,[/s] I'll graciously oblige you with an approval. Yes, you can be my boyfriend, sweetheart.


God bless the man who threatens to sack my phather and blackmails me into dating him!

^^ That would definitely work.

Oga, what would be your line?

^^
That's very obvious.

Can anyone else help with more math questions?

Hello, Karleb.














#This thread must not be 'derailed' so this'll be my last post#

Honestly, ya'll are funny.

*ARareGem's watching whilst stepping down with kpokpo garri and groundnut*

^^
Hello, El. How ya doin? Happy new year.

As for that your pick-up line, I must sae you have a way with words.

I resurrected the thread 'cause it's funny.

Tecno is really improving these days. But what puts me off, apart from the product name itself, is the sound quality. It is too darn loud! Not to mention the silver panels... Can't they just make the phone in sleek dashing colours without making use of that dreadful, advertise-that-I'm-a-chinko-phone silver colour?? I don't recall seeing a Tecno phone that isn't designed with silver panels.

...

Abeg, there is no pattern. I almost got a headache!

Abeg, there is no pattern. I almost got a headache.!

I'm so glad YOU made 2013. There's opportunity to make amends for the mistakes of yester years. There's opportunity to work towards making better yourself and your world. And most importantly, there's opportunity to accept the only person who recognizes all your faults and still thinks you're amazing- JESUS CHRIST.

Have a remarkable 2013, everyone!

Omo, I think I missed my way! Chai! Some people nor sabi rap sha.

[quote author=Dr. Wise]Would you fucccck off to your brothel!

An acclaimed senator does not know the plural of information and you are not pissed?
Birds of a feather . . .[/quote]To your question-no, I am not. No one is above mistakes. Neither are you. Hypocrites are always first to criticize.

And to the other rubbish you spewed there, I believe your girlfriend(if you're old enough to have one) heard you clearly. I wil not respond to more comments from a low-life like yourself.

[quote author=Dr. Wise]My senator,

Don't you know the plural of information is information? SMH at Nigerian leaders.[/quote]Give the guy a break, jeez! ITK.

jerseyboy: Someone in government is going to call for tankers to be banned.

And where would that lead to?

Lives and properties lost because of a pothole and someone's carelessness. Just before the new year.... This is sad.