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Romance / Re: Sweet Pre Wedding Photos Of Yoruba And Igbo Nairalanders by ArchangeLucifer: 12:04am On Nov 22, 2017
Mariinee:
My husband must come from Nairaland. sad sad




This method of attracting cheap mentions & pms is stale.

Try some other method if your empty skull can think up one.

As usual, all your kind can offer us is your washed up & rotten, fish-scented cunt.

The modern man needs more.

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Romance / Re: Sweet Pre Wedding Photos Of Yoruba And Igbo Nairalanders by ArchangeLucifer: 12:01am On Nov 22, 2017
sarrki go suffer heart attack oh!

Romance / Re: I Was Defiled As A Kid, How Do I Tell My Fiance? by ArchangeLucifer: 11:57pm On Nov 21, 2017
Confusedsoul:

I fetched water there



And he somehow managed to "rape" you at the tap in d presence of every other person fetching water?

Or you willingly followed him into a coded room & got bleeped?

We are not in primary 2.

Underage wh0re.

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Travel / Re: Night View Of The Water Fountain At Abule Egba Jubilee Bridge(pics) by ArchangeLucifer: 11:12pm On Nov 21, 2017
prynsex:
what were you doing there?



I tracked your mother there.

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Romance / Re: I Was Defiled As A Kid, How Do I Tell My Fiance? by ArchangeLucifer: 10:45pm On Nov 21, 2017
dingbang:
All these women that will be using molesting excuse to hide their waywardness

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Romance / Re: I Was Defiled As A Kid, How Do I Tell My Fiance? by ArchangeLucifer: 10:44pm On Nov 21, 2017
You were a "kid" yet you got inside a hotel?

If you were old enough to work there, sleep there, or see someone there, then you were old enough to get bleeped in there!

Maybe those experienced slay queens defending you above can help you out.

I know why I called you wh0re up there.

Wh0re.

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Romance / Re: I Was Defiled As A Kid, How Do I Tell My Fiance? by ArchangeLucifer: 10:41pm On Nov 21, 2017
Owoado:
Please how did you (as a kid) get inside Adesuper hotel? Tell us the full story




Genius.

This is the mark of true intelligence.

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Romance / Re: I Was Defiled As A Kid, How Do I Tell My Fiance? by ArchangeLucifer: 10:29pm On Nov 21, 2017
Confusedsoul:
It happened in 2007. I was deflowered by a laundry man in adesuper hotel Ondo. I don't know if I'm still a virgin or not and this is a secret I've kept to myself all along. The thoughts of the event saddens my heart and I can't help but keep thinking of how I will disclose this to my fiance. I need advice please





You were not "defiled".

You willingly seduced an older man, got your pussy expanded, enjoyed it, fantasized about it, craved it and ended up giving your cunt up cheaply to every conductor, bricklayer, okadaman, almajiri, mai suya, movie vendor, recharge card salesman, tailor, male hairdresser and smallchops seller you could find till your pussy lost its elasticity.

Now you're scared cuz he's about to find out & you realise you could lose him.

So you run to nairaland for a solution.

Nairaland won't save you.

He'll eventually find out & dump your cheap ass for a more deserving woman.

Your sins will follow you to your grave.

Wh0re.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 10:21pm On Nov 21, 2017
Safiaa:
Okay lucifer.




You're like actually on standby waiting for my replies.

You must be super lonely.

Or waiting for the football matches to end...

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Travel / Re: Night View Of The Water Fountain At Abule Egba Jubilee Bridge(pics) by ArchangeLucifer: 10:14pm On Nov 21, 2017
There's a street opposite that fountain, just beside Justrite.

It leads to one of the most immoral locations in Lagos. Social Club Road.

You'll find women in their glory, doing what they do best - selling the only thing they have to offer humanity, their pussies.

You wont find any decent female in that location. Just desperate, cheap, hopeless & career-ending b!tches.

Some of them are on nairaland.

They might quote me soon...

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 10:13pm On Nov 21, 2017
Safiaa:
You have a passionate hatred for women. Why not just date men?



I have a passionate hatred for hopeless women.

I understand your frustration.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 9:25pm On Nov 21, 2017
Safiaa:
Are you gay? Just a question..


Nope.
Why do you ask though?
Celebrities / Re: Queen Okafor Shares Racy Pictures by ArchangeLucifer: 3:31pm On Nov 21, 2017
Why does she always bare her chest?

Can't she keep it closed considering it has the capability of rendering people permanently insane.

And why the excessive makeup? Inshort, why any make up sef?

Do her friends dream about her because if I see her in my dreams, I'll need viagra for the next few months to get an erection.

Funny thing is, she might be on nairaland thats why I fear these romance section 'babes'.

How was her ex-boyfriend fucking her?

Condom will not protect any man, I strongly suggest this...

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Health / Re: 5 Reasons Why Your Private Part Smells And What To Do by ArchangeLucifer: 3:06pm On Nov 21, 2017
timibare:
Guys Wey dey eat pussies dey try sha

Celebrities / Re: Police Parade Burna Boy's Manager And The Students Hired To Rob Mr 2kay (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 12:03pm On Nov 21, 2017
Joephat:
Its only crime that binds Nigerians together


Politicians will join hand together to loot our treasury not minding if they are from different tribes.

Yahoo boys will reason together forgetting their tribe but once it has to do with anything above crime.

You will see bubu calling one side, 5% and the other 97%..

Nigeria is cursed..

For those that didn't get npower and immigration... Just know that, you were bounced bcz you lack strong ties to this criminals. Just stay calm n pray until God answers your call but if you can't wait please, Devil answers prayer faster..

Consult your village Oracle



Truer words have never been said. grin

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Fashion / Re: Man Who Went To A Mall In Just Thongs "Pants" (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 10:48am On Nov 21, 2017
Look well.

He is Afonja.

Why?

He is just dressed in the normal traditional attire of the Afonjas just like their great ancestors and heroes - Fela Kuti, Awolowo, Oduduwa, MKO, Denrele & most recently Bobrisky.

He should be allowed to express himself as Yorubas are a highly intellectual and advanced civilization.

Those whites and Asians staring at him are backward and will take many years to get to his level.

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Religion / Re: The Dark Secrets Behind The Pope’s Audience Hall (it’s A Giant Reptilian) by ArchangeLucifer: 10:39am On Nov 21, 2017
Tozara:
Lord Knows I hate conspiracy theories.

I wonder why the "Reptilians" haven't stopped David Icke yet, and other conspiracy theorists of his ilk.

Conspiracy theories seem more like replacement for religions, or modern versions of fairytales and goblins.

Is the Pope connected with these bloodlines? We know that bloodlines rely on inheritance, and the Pope is ELECTED to his position (although, of course, elections can be rigged to favour the candidates of the bloodlines).

Don't you find all these conspiracy theories seriously hilarious(!). A lot of them are even more unbelievable than the Abrahamic religions. And that's saying something. The whole thing is completely incoherent. People keep adding new ridiculous elements that contradict existing elements, thus forcing someone to introduce yet more ingredients. The whole thing slides relentlessly into complete absurdity. It's not at all clear who is conspiring, for what reason, whose side they're on, what their objectives are, where they come from, what species they are......etc etc etc. And this is meant to be an improvement over the religious junk we're already expected to believe? There must be as many conspiracy theorists as there are conspiracy theories i.e. everyone has their own version.



They are dumb.

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Religion / Re: The Dark Secrets Behind The Pope’s Audience Hall (it’s A Giant Reptilian) by ArchangeLucifer: 10:38am On Nov 21, 2017
Emusan:


There is nothing like optical illusion here, [s]every structure comes out exactly what's on the mind of the designer with actual thought of the client.[/s]

Evidences are around the world with structures looking like plane, shoe, bag, toilet sit e.t.c




Guess you haven't read about Leonardo Da Vinci then and how he consistently produced commissions that were either totally or subtly contrary to the contract agreed by the Vatican.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Supermodel Strips Totally Nude In New Photo by ArchangeLucifer: 8:43am On Nov 21, 2017
NoFavors:
we love her



Obviously.

How else would my earlier statement be validated?
Family / Re: Glynn Wolfe: The World's Most Married Man by ArchangeLucifer: 11:35pm On Nov 20, 2017
Matrimonous:

See comment oo, Hmmmmm She is very young, Lucifer. Much much younger than you can admit.



And you would know because?
Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 11:31pm On Nov 20, 2017
Divay22:
This hurts sad


Truth hurts.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Supermodel Strips Totally Nude In New Photo by ArchangeLucifer: 9:51pm On Nov 20, 2017
Yet they say they aren't sex objects.

Always beneath us, pleasing us and dying for us cuz without us, theyare sh!t.

Worthless creatures.

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Politics / Re: Notice To Omo Ibo....lagos Declaration Loading by ArchangeLucifer: 9:48pm On Nov 20, 2017
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Politics / Re: Notice To Omo Ibo....lagos Declaration Loading by ArchangeLucifer: 9:40pm On Nov 20, 2017
grin

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Politics / Re: Notice To Omo Ibo....lagos Declaration Loading by ArchangeLucifer: 9:34pm On Nov 20, 2017
Dem don hear

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Romance / Re: You Are To Love Your Wife Above Your Mother... by ArchangeLucifer: 8:55pm On Nov 20, 2017
Why?

All these cheap, slack cunted hoes walking around us?

These sex t0ys that will suck a bus conductor's d!ck just to get a free ride.

These shameless creatures that will always spread their loose legs to the highest bidder any given hour.

If my mom was that desperate, she woulda sold me.

These ones will in a heartbeat.

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