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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Can I Use As A Final Year Project Proposal For Graphics by ArchangeLucifer: 4:59pm On Oct 11, 2018
olaexplore:
Good day everyone how have you been?.please I am a final year student,also a graphic designer and multimedia please I don’t know what to do as my final year project.please I need suggestions


An ugly preeq in cumming motion complete with the vein contraction, squirt and muscle spasms.

Your A will be guaranteed. wink
Romance / Re: Chai: Why Should A Big Girl Expose Her Body Like This? by ArchangeLucifer: 4:57pm On Oct 11, 2018
Money & preeq.

Simple.

I'm tired of saying it. angry angry

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Oyedepo, Obasanjo And Atiku Meeting by ArchangeLucifer: 4:49pm On Oct 11, 2018
BonkoINC:
The greatest unforgivable sin....

Blasphemy.

Be guided.


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Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Men Declared Wanted For Human Trafficking. Photos by ArchangeLucifer: 4:38pm On Oct 11, 2018
grin grin


PRESS RELEASE

Despite evading our radar systems due to their reduced heat signature as a result of their flattened surfaces, NCAN is pleased to announce to the general public that the names of the culprits were properly recorded and identified for future purposes.

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Crime / Re: Man Makes Lady Uncomfortable After This Happened In Lagos Office. Photos by ArchangeLucifer: 3:30pm On Oct 11, 2018
Watch watch!!

His preeq is rising small small! shocked

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Romance / Re: Here’s How Many Times You Need To Have Sex To Slow Down Aging by ArchangeLucifer: 3:24pm On Oct 11, 2018
Masturbating 14 times a week will make one immortal then.

Feminists will outlive us all. shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: An Unknown Human-faced Creature Seen In An Erosion Site by ArchangeLucifer: 3:07pm On Oct 11, 2018
This is the progenitor of all Osu Jews worldwide.

This flat skulled evil beast was cast out of Israel - shortly after King David masturbated on his roof to Bethseba's nude silhouette - for chest beating & manufacturing fake ointments to cure leprosy which was incurable in those days.

This vile & accursed descendant of Ham was banished from Israel & wandered the wilderness of Arabia & Egypt, rejected by all peoples it encountered before finally settling on a worthless landlocked piece of potorpotor land off the Gulf of Guinea.
Romance / Re: Why Do African Men Keep More Than One Girlfriend? by ArchangeLucifer: 3:03pm On Oct 11, 2018
Because the black man naturally possesses the sweetest preeq in the world and such rare treat should be enjoyed by all and sundry.

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Religion / Re: Christian Man Masturbates At Altar, Dips Buttocks Inside "Holy Water"!!! by ArchangeLucifer: 1:07pm On Oct 11, 2018
Niflheim:
@ArchangeLucifer,


Wow!!! This is fantastic!!! Do we call this a scientific breakthrough?!!! Thanks for the health and medical tips!!! I never knew that holy water had so many uses!!!



You're welcome brother.

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Celebrities / Re: Top 12 Female Models In Nigeria, 2018. by ArchangeLucifer: 1:03pm On Oct 11, 2018
onyxdiarymedia:
10. UJU MARSHALL

With her striking looks and height, Uju is doing well for herself. She is always a choice at major shows in Nigeria.



This one looks very sad.

No wonder she's a feminist.

The solution to her misery is simple.

Preeq.
Religion / Re: Christian Man Masturbates At Altar, Dips Buttocks Inside "Holy Water"!!! by ArchangeLucifer: 12:44pm On Oct 11, 2018
grin grin

ArchangeLucifer:

Always have Holy Water close to you.

Massage your preeq with it once this happens & blood flow will be restored immediately.

Thank me later.


@DaddyBen009 I hope you finally believe me now?

Told you I applied Holy Water after I suffered temporary paralysis from masturbation on sunday.

But this intelligent man has gone straight to the point & used it as a lubricant.

God truly endowed man with a wonderful brain.

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper Azealia Banks’ Shows Off Her New Giant Breast Implants (video/photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 12:26pm On Oct 11, 2018
WHERE IS THE VIDEO??!!

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Celebrities / Re: Bolanle Ninalowo: I’ve Never Been To Church In My Entire Life by ArchangeLucifer: 8:58am On Oct 11, 2018
Na dem ooo.


Awon ewedu ati gbegiri muslim with the Mark of the Beast stamped on his cone forehead.

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Food / Re: Nigerian Yam Porridge Without Palm Oil: How Make Yam Porridge In Tomato Sauce by ArchangeLucifer: 8:53am On Oct 11, 2018
No feminist can cook this good.

Nah. This is stress to them.

But if it's to suck preeq now...

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Family / Re: Check Out This Couple’s Maternity Photoshoot With A Weird Twist by ArchangeLucifer: 8:43am On Oct 11, 2018
What's weird here?

The pumpkins show it's a Halloween-themed photoshoot obviously.

OP you probably didn't know halloween is around the corner but in two weeks time you & all your fake-ass yeyebrities will start 'celebrating' a tradition you know nothing of.

The black man is truly disgusting.

*spits angry

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Rape Documents Were Fabricated- Lawyer by ArchangeLucifer: 8:39am On Oct 11, 2018
I would have preferred if she pressed on & got shot by the Italian Mafia.

Feminists love preeq 100% so don't be surprised if she forced herself on Ronaldo back then.

Let's be honest, if this woman was doing well, would we be hearing of this nonsense?

She is hungry.

Hunger Bad.

Hunger without preeq is even worse.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Makes Arrangement To Cop The Benz 2019 G63AMG by ArchangeLucifer: 8:30am On Oct 11, 2018
Lies for gullible fans have started loading again...
Foreign Affairs / Re: See How Hundreds Of Mental Health Patients Are Chained In Ghana (video) by ArchangeLucifer: 10:38pm On Oct 10, 2018
Looking forward to seeing makydebbie amongst them. grin

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Crime / Re: Lady Stripped Unclad While Fighting With Rival In Public. See Photos by ArchangeLucifer: 10:19pm On Oct 10, 2018
Feminists and preeq na 5 & 6 grin

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Maryam Charles: You've Control Over Your Man’s Dick, Use It To Stock... by ArchangeLucifer: 10:16pm On Oct 10, 2018
Everyday feminists are plotting against men yet they always end up submissive to men.

If Linda Ikeji can spread her legs & bow to preeq please who is this broke & ugly wombat?

A lack of preeq / sexual frustration can lead to many psychological & mental issues in a woman like feminism.

*spits angry

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Romance / Re: What Comes To Your Mind In The Morning When You Are With Your Girl or Your Man? by ArchangeLucifer: 9:20pm On Oct 10, 2018
I always think of how to dispose her body before it starts smelling...

angry

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: RITA ORA GOES COMPLETELY UNCLAD TO PROMOTE HER NEW SONG by ArchangeLucifer: 9:18pm On Oct 10, 2018
Angelina996:
Rubbish nonsense undecided nah your body we wan *hear, abi your song angry


Is it your body? angry

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Religion / Re: Pope Blames "Satan"(not His Priests), For Sexual Abuse Cases!!! by ArchangeLucifer: 8:12pm On Oct 10, 2018
I reject this baseless accusation and I dare this useless, paedophilic pope to provide evidence that I have a hand in this or forever remain mute!


*spits angry

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Politics / Re: How Can Someone Start A Political Career In Nigeria? by ArchangeLucifer: 8:10pm On Oct 10, 2018
Stab your ward chairman with a bottle and your career path is set.

Thank me later.

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Romance / Re: Man Shocked By Responses After Putting Girlfriend Up For Sale On Ebay (photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 8:06pm On Oct 10, 2018
At her advanced age this woman still has a whole lot to offer than any Nigerian feminist above 22.

Let's not discuss pocohantas for now...

My spit should suffice for her. angry *spits
Celebrities / Re: Slay Queen Who Claim 70yrs On Her Birthday, Rock Matching Outfit With Her 5 Kids by ArchangeLucifer: 7:57pm On Oct 10, 2018

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