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Where is the 'lady'?

I'll love to see what she looks like if these dirty looking street urchins are 'fighting for her'.

She'll most likely be very ugly, deformed anatomy, misshapen, with a potbelly, cheap tattoos, scars, burn marks from different bleaching creams, stretch marks (even on her face), heavy make-up that can induce tears from a toddler, a few missing teeth, bad breath, deep voice, muscular legs amongst other exotic features.




Disclaimer: This description is a work of fiction. Features are the products of my imagination and used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to pocohantas is purely coincidental.

Is it jazz-proof?

Unfortunately, pocohantas cannot relate to these memes


Yet, after all the parts of her body she has given up and sexual fetishes she has performed, she is still unmarried.

ubunja:
cook, kneel to serve food and respect me im good.
oh and better you open those legs. no excuses or you'll get fired.

Exactly!

Since as shugavee put it, she must get paid in her relationship - which makes her an employee.

tomakint:
You and ArchangeLucifer should stop this your charade on my thread please you guys are derailing.

If it is truly your thread, why am I able to comment without your permission?

gberra:
How accurate are you?. Are you an EYE witness or a mere Nairaland gossiper?.
Character assassination would not be tolerated on this forum.

-truth burns

If those screenshots do not convince you, then you have the liberty to either get your head examined or remain in this state.

Its entirely up to you sir.

CSTR1003:
And I dey pay olosho well o. At least ones that can give a good head.
I have sent you mail Bros. Let me see her spec.

Okay but bear in mind, she'll be 35 in months

CSTR1003:
na wa o.

And I would have paid her very well for a good head.

why is she pretending na?

Nairaland likes.

Other monikers that have passed her around are supersystemsng, chisco82, dappher04. 100% accurate

CSTR1003:
na wa o.
She get luck say her picture no dey.

E dey.
Relax.
Evil resides in me.

CSTR1003:
Let me go look for that thread.

They must have deleted the juicy part, I am sure.

Yes they did.

The guy dropped so much damning facts on her she had to threaten him. She threatened to leak his numbers & house address to his former biz associates whom the guy claimed wanted him dead (another reason why men should keep certain details away 4rm d bitches they Bleep).


Anyway, the zykod dude later went back to edit the strong comments.
I had gotten my screenshots b4 then as I am pre-emptive.

Now the olosho claims she has never seen / met him.
This is someone whose preeq she has sucked to stupor.

If she doesn't know zykod, why did she edit so many comments on that thread?
What is she hiding?


PS: You need another lie to cover up a lie.

CSTR1003:
.Damn.
olosho package?
na wa o.

Serious olosho.
Asin career olosho

CSTR1003:
Was she caught banging someone other than her boyfriend?

Nawa 4 yu oh bros.

Where you dey since?

pelicanbeau:
Though one cannot 100% knows his hubby's character but at least you will know him a bit through courtship...

#mytake

Pocohantas leave me alone abeg.

This won't work.

pelicanbeau:
C'mon guy, don't be this rude...I'm just talking from a general point of view

Okay I believe you since I cannot spot any sign of hypcritical feminism or slay mamarism in you...








...yet.

Bloggers, Interpol & SARS should follow this union closely before that lady goes missing.

I fear Afonjas have now taken their skull mining business international.

Movic1:
Financial needs? And u called yourself Mr money . na wa o

Na dem. Always claiming what they are not.

Hypocrites.

Pocohantas is busy advising women on their relationships upandan on romance section. The same women she is 'advising' are getting married, she's still here advising after 5+ years.

Tallesty1:
Yea, if that will make you cum quick the next time you give yourself a handjob.

What did she offer you to make you do this sir?

pelicanbeau:
yeepa! No black man has it that thick nor long.

After sampling all, its hard to argue with you.

Tallesty1:
This is becoming stale bro and you're beginning to appear pained, childish, jobless and visionless. Is it not clear to you that all these nonsense do not get to her? She's thick skinned bro and moreover nah only few people here know her offline so you really won't achieve anything with this slut shaming because those who will take you serious don't matter and those that matters won't take you serious. Quit already.

pocohantas:
Simeon, you are beginning to bite more than you can chew.

Dear Attorney General,

So much for "not getting to her".



I'm curious. What did she promise you? Sex?

My God!
Someone's mother. So sad.



I'll respect the deceased by not mentioning pocohantas here becau...



Hang on

pocohantas:
I don't blame you sha. I blame myself for not doing the needed when you started this madness.

You mean trying to sleep with me?

I'm not interested in that overused device. Try the next alley...

Wow! Good news!!

Now let's see if the rumours are true or whether he'll chicken out.


This news is synonymous to "Pocohantas To Stop Cheating".

The consequences of cheating.

Yet pocohantas is roaming free after cheating on her boyfriend in a hotel room.

Pity.

alphaconde:
my madam for office don reach 50 years no husband not kids and she is ugly and wicked how do i make her love me?

Meaning she is an expired evening newspaper?

Ask pocohantas, she is our official Nairaland relationship adviser.

pocohantas:
Simeon, you are beginning to bite more than you can chew.

Oh, I thought you had a 'thick skin'?
The worst you can do is cheat on me like you do to all your lovers.

Pocohantas come here and learn so you can get married before your 35th birthday.

Stop patrolling romance section advising people; you need the advice more than they do.

Pocohantas has been advising nairalanders for over five years now & they have been getting married. When will pocohantas get married?

Auntie, apply the same advice to your life and hookup na.

pocohantas:
I agree.
Everybody should marry from their social class.

I won't advise my brother to marry a broke jobless girl.
In fact, I told him to find one within his circle. It is better that way.
She shouldn't be stingy though, because if she is...it is a waste of strategy.

Madam Nairaland Adviser!

All your years advising people on nairaland and they are getting married every weekend sharing their pre-wedding photoshoot with us and you're still single and creeping up on 35. Instead we get details of your how you serially cheated on your bf in a hotel room with another man for money.

You have been advising people on nairaland for more than 5 years now (even longer than Joro Olumofin) yet you are not married.

When will you get married?


Oh, I just remembered... Marriage does not define you, You don't need a man in your life, you are a career lady, bla bla bla

bla bla bla

Yawn.