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Crime / Re: Two Men Fighting Under The Rain Because Of A Lady (pictures & Video) by ArchangeLucifer: 12:28pm On Jun 19, 2018 |
Where is the 'lady'? I'll love to see what she looks like if these dirty looking street urchins are 'fighting for her'. She'll most likely be very ugly, deformed anatomy, misshapen, with a potbelly, cheap tattoos, scars, burn marks from different bleaching creams, stretch marks (even on her face), heavy make-up that can induce tears from a toddler, a few missing teeth, bad breath, deep voice, muscular legs amongst other exotic features. Disclaimer: This description is a work of fiction. Features are the products of my imagination and used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to pocohantas is purely coincidental. 65 Likes 3 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: Anambra Governor, Obiano's Official Bullet-Proof Car (PHOTO) by ArchangeLucifer: 12:20pm On Jun 19, 2018 |
Is it jazz-proof? 17 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: All The Things You Can Relate To If You Are A Virgin - Meme Collection by ArchangeLucifer: 12:09pm On Jun 19, 2018 |
Unfortunately, pocohantas cannot relate to these memes Yet, after all the parts of her body she has given up and sexual fetishes she has performed, she is still unmarried. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: 5 Key Things Men Desire In A Relationship by ArchangeLucifer: 11:59am On Jun 14, 2018 |
ubunja: Exactly! Since as shugavee put it, she must get paid in her relationship - which makes her an employee. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 11:32am On Jun 14, 2018 |
tomakint: If it is truly your thread, why am I able to comment without your permission? 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 11:31am On Jun 14, 2018 |
gberra: If those screenshots do not convince you, then you have the liberty to either get your head examined or remain in this state. Its entirely up to you sir. |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 9:21pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
CSTR1003: Okay but bear in mind, she'll be 35 in months 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 9:17pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
CSTR1003: Nairaland likes. Other monikers that have passed her around are supersystemsng, chisco82, dappher04. 100% accurate |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 9:14pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 9:13pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
CSTR1003: Yes they did. The guy dropped so much damning facts on her she had to threaten him. She threatened to leak his numbers & house address to his former biz associates whom the guy claimed wanted him dead (another reason why men should keep certain details away 4rm d bitches they Bleep). Anyway, the zykod dude later went back to edit the strong comments. I had gotten my screenshots b4 then as I am pre-emptive. Now the olosho claims she has never seen / met him. This is someone whose preeq she has sucked to stupor. If she doesn't know zykod, why did she edit so many comments on that thread? What is she hiding? PS: You need another lie to cover up a lie. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 9:08pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 9:03pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
CSTR1003: Nawa 4 yu oh bros. Where you dey since?
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Romance / Re: Meet Jonah Falcon: Man With The Biggest Manhood In The World (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 6:01pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
pelicanbeau: Pocohantas leave me alone abeg. This won't work. |
Romance / Re: Meet Jonah Falcon: Man With The Biggest Manhood In The World (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 5:06pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
pelicanbeau: Okay I believe you since I cannot spot any sign of hypcritical feminism or slay mamarism in you... ...yet. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Yoruba Man Marries A Ugandan Woman And Learns New Life(video) by ArchangeLucifer: 5:04pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Bloggers, Interpol & SARS should follow this union closely before that lady goes missing. I fear Afonjas have now taken their skull mining business international. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Virgin Girlfriend Broke Up With Me by ArchangeLucifer: 5:02pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Movic1: Na dem. Always claiming what they are not. Hypocrites. Pocohantas is busy advising women on their relationships upandan on romance section. The same women she is 'advising' are getting married, she's still here advising after 5+ years. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 4:58pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Tallesty1: What did she offer you to make you do this sir? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Meet Jonah Falcon: Man With The Biggest Manhood In The World (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 4:58pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
pelicanbeau: After sampling all, its hard to argue with you. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 4:53pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Tallesty1: pocohantas: Dear Attorney General, So much for "not getting to her". I'm curious. What did she promise you? Sex? 6 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Crushed To Pieces While Selling Corn To Tanker Driver. Graphic Photos by ArchangeLucifer: 4:13pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
My God! Someone's mother. So sad. I'll respect the deceased by not mentioning pocohantas here becau... Hang on
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Romance / Re: 11 Ways To Get Anyone Love You Within 24 Hours, Including Your Boss by ArchangeLucifer: 4:12pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
pocohantas: You mean trying to sleep with me? I'm not interested in that overused device. Try the next alley... 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Atiku To Visit USA by ArchangeLucifer: 4:05pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Wow! Good news!! Now let's see if the rumours are true or whether he'll chicken out. This news is synonymous to "Pocohantas To Stop Cheating". 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Alizee's Husband, Peter Nielsen, Arraigned In Court Today by ArchangeLucifer: 4:03pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
The consequences of cheating. Yet pocohantas is roaming free after cheating on her boyfriend in a hotel room. Pity. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 11 Ways To Get Anyone Love You Within 24 Hours, Including Your Boss by ArchangeLucifer: 3:59pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
alphaconde: Meaning she is an expired evening newspaper? Ask pocohantas, she is our official Nairaland relationship adviser. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: 11 Ways To Get Anyone Love You Within 24 Hours, Including Your Boss by ArchangeLucifer: 3:57pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
pocohantas: Oh, I thought you had a 'thick skin'? The worst you can do is cheat on me like you do to all your lovers. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: 11 Ways To Get Anyone Love You Within 24 Hours, Including Your Boss by ArchangeLucifer: 3:46pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Pocohantas come here and learn so you can get married before your 35th birthday. Stop patrolling romance section advising people; you need the advice more than they do. 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Rich Guys Don't Marry Poor Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 3:01pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Pocohantas has been advising nairalanders for over five years now & they have been getting married. When will pocohantas get married? Auntie, apply the same advice to your life and hookup na. 8 Likes |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Rich Guys Don't Marry Poor Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 2:58pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
pocohantas: Madam Nairaland Adviser! All your years advising people on nairaland and they are getting married every weekend sharing their pre-wedding photoshoot with us and you're still single and creeping up on 35. Instead we get details of your how you serially cheated on your bf in a hotel room with another man for money. You have been advising people on nairaland for more than 5 years now (even longer than Joro Olumofin) yet you are not married. When will you get married? Oh, I just remembered... Marriage does not define you, You don't need a man in your life, you are a career lady, bla bla bla bla bla bla Yawn. 20 Likes 1 Share |
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