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Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Seducing A White Man In Europe by ArchangeLucifer: 1:48pm On Jun 13, 2018

Shugavee:
stupid he goat!! Listen I know English is hard for ur upside down brain!! But I don’t appreciate stupid tags from stupid brainless people!! I hv never said A woman should live on a man n never will!!! Hv something doing as a man,,, n don’t live ur life looking for a lady that will suffer with you!!! And I remain unapologetic abt my statement!!! Get help

Old age induced dementia is one the most difficult psychological illnesses to overcome.

Where does your moniker appear on that comment? shocked

You're clearly frustrated as every feminist ought to be hence your confusion.

Evening newspaper.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Seducing A White Man In Europe by ArchangeLucifer: 1:27pm On Jun 13, 2018

Zizza:

Who broke your heart?
Who broke your heart?

Get behind me, pocohantas!

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Family › Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by ArchangeLucifer: 10:02am On Jun 13, 2018

Its funny how our beloved nairaland feminists & slay mamas were missing on front page but are hiding on page 18 to comment.

The whole front page had only one feminist comment and she snuck in at the very end.

Shame on you all.

Hoes, oloshos should be dragged publicly and partially burnt at the stake before being crucified.

By the way, where is Pocohantas, the mother of all sluts who was caught cheating and publicly exposed on nairaland 5 months ago?
She has been lowkey ever since...

Why? grin

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Family › Re: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by ArchangeLucifer: 9:58am On Jun 13, 2018

Ban me for a thousand years. Ban me for a million light years.

It changes nothing.

A thousand years is merely a blink to me. grin

In the end, you shall bow to me.

The scourge of cheats and hoes is here.
The nightmare of hopeless, hapless, worthless, doomed, useless, trashy, low-grade, cheap, pathetic, wretched & miserable feminists, slay mamas & oloshos has arrived.

Pocohantas, your tormentor-in-chief is risen.

Autos › Re: Extremely Clean Bearly Used Ford Explorer by ArchangeLucifer: 8:50pm On Feb 11, 2018

By "bearly used" do you mean a bear used it?

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Romance › Re: If Soap and Water Cleans The Body,then Why Is The Towel Dirty After Bath. by ArchangeLucifer: 8:43pm On Feb 11, 2018

Amarabae:
My towel is always clean.
You need to go to bathing tutorial class and after that, go and buy a quality foreign towel, not all these okirika "bend down select " towel.

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Politics › Re: "I Gather That This Is What Cowhari's Supporters Do" - FFK Comes For Buhari by ArchangeLucifer: 8:13pm On Feb 10, 2018

NonsoWow:
This is even for learners. In those almajiri states, it is very common to see them making passionate love to cows or goats under hot sun! So you can understand why they get very angry and murderous when farmers kill even one of their roaming lovers with two horns and a tail.

Is this for real or you're jus trolling?

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Temptation Of Jesus Christ: Lessons To Be Learnt by ArchangeLucifer: 3:04pm On Feb 05, 2018

dinomcjohn:
You must be very stupid for that imbecilic statement. It shows how foolish you are. You are not even talking to my Christ Jesus in the first place. I rebuke any power in you by the greatest power of Jesus. At the mention of the name of Jesus, every knee must bow. Satan failed and will always bow and flee at the mention of JESUS CHRIST.

Are you mad?

Somebody cannot even play with you again you don dey invoke something.

Abeg dey go jare

Christianity Etc › Re: Born Again Lady, Sylvia Eguonor, Shares Before & After Photos by ArchangeLucifer: 2:46pm On Feb 05, 2018

Enough of this rubbish!

Dear Earth,

I hereby reject this idiot and reiterate that I do not know her neither have I or any of my subjects ever had any dealings with her.

She should go & look for who to blame for her misfortunes.

Expired olosho.

Signed: My Lordship

PS: Let this also serve as a deterrent to all those worthless vile mortal creatures who continually blackmail me into matters I know nothing of.

Useless people.

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Politics › Re: Gun To Your Head, Who Would You Choose As Nigeria's Next President (photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 5:10pm On Feb 04, 2018

Bobrisky is still better than them all.

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Romance › Re: 11 Cute Ways To Ask A Girl Out by ArchangeLucifer: 5:07pm On Feb 04, 2018*

Rubbish post.

Is it a Nigerian girl that will appreciate all these? Especially these cheap and useless Nairaland slay queens with nothing to offer asides sex?

Just use cash as your dp, brag & lie about making money & the fish brains will ask you out.

Then take her to a bar, buy her scoochies and cigarrettes.

Tip the DJ to play "Wo" so the wild animal in her can come to the fore.

Take her home & destroy her slacked cunt. Just make sure you know how to beg her to leave your crib after two days...

Classless, low life whores.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Temptation Of Jesus Christ: Lessons To Be Learnt by ArchangeLucifer: 8:48am On Feb 04, 2018

That stupid boy Jesus.

I don't have his time now...

I have lots of suicides to preside over at the Lagoon this mornin'.

Thank God for Buhari.

Christianity Etc › Re: Let Us Bow Our Heads In Prayer by ArchangeLucifer: 8:41am On Feb 04, 2018

Hahahahahahahaha

YES!! grin

This is my Son in whom I am well pleased.

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