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Politics / Re: Atiku U.S. Visa: Obasanjo Speaks On APC Allegations by ArchangeLucifer: 10:40pm On Oct 13, 2018
rusher14:


A thief of international repute is not already a disgrace you recidivist?


Then why haven't the government extradited him to the US since Buhari came into power if they are aware of his crimes?

Your brain has been replaced with cow dung.

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Politics / Re: Atiku U.S. Visa: Obasanjo Speaks On APC Allegations by ArchangeLucifer: 10:33pm On Oct 13, 2018
NgeneUkwenu:
Atiku will be moving from one court to other (like he did in 2007) to clear his name till Buhari is sworn in for the Second tenure..



And you'll be jumping from one moniker to the other after your lifeless boss is sent back to Daura next year, you PTSD-induced, obesity-stricken Twitter rumour-peddler.

*spits on your fractured zombiec skull angry

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Politics / Re: Atiku U.S. Visa: Obasanjo Speaks On APC Allegations by ArchangeLucifer: 10:30pm On Oct 13, 2018
rusher14:
Is his well documented corruption and inability to travel to the states, a place in which he even owned a home not a source for concern?

Obj it shalt nor be well with you.


Is he campaigning for President of the United States?
What does he need to go to the US for?

Buhari went there and made an absolute fool of himself, his family & his cattle.

Is your brain running on Symbian OS?

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Politics / Re: Throwback: How Buhari Commended Father Mbaka for partisan politics by ArchangeLucifer: 10:17pm On Oct 13, 2018
Atiku has rendered Almajihari & the entire APC mad!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bomb Blast Kills 5 In Wedding Party by ArchangeLucifer: 10:10pm On Oct 13, 2018
grin grin

Na dem ooo

Followers of the paedophilic prophet of doom.

Health / Re: The 5 Biggest Fears Every Doctor Has In Nigeria by ArchangeLucifer: 9:52pm On Oct 13, 2018
6. The fear of post-mortem STDs. (Gonorrhphylisphobia)


Every doctor gets to sleep with their dead patients before they grow cold. It's common for viruses & bacteria to build up in their private parts as a result of decomposition.

However, experienced doctors have their way of avoiding these pitfalls whilst ensuring maximum satisfaction for themselves.

But still, the fear lingers because post-mortem STDs are incurable.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Meets The Archbishop Of Canterbury, Justin Welby (photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 8:17pm On Oct 13, 2018
Atiku is trying hard to gain Christian votes.

He knows muslims don't need much persuasion - just offer them an underage girl or a goat to fvck and they are okay.

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Romance / Re: South African Lady Shares Explicit Content On WhatsApp, Her Parents Views It. by ArchangeLucifer: 8:13pm On Oct 13, 2018
JjBankys:
more what? undecided


More pictures and even videos.

Respect yourself & exit this thread if you don't hold a Vaseline Crew membership card!

You have been warned.

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Politics / Re: Irish Student's Save Their Classmate From Deportation To Nigeria by ArchangeLucifer: 8:08pm On Oct 13, 2018
Send him back now or we'll read about him jacking cars, peddling drugs, raping women or scamming widows in five years' time.
Business / Re: Very Comfortable Private Lodge In Abuja For #3500 Per Night by ArchangeLucifer: 7:57pm On Oct 13, 2018
Why can't we see pictures?


Is it over the phone you'll describe how the rooms look to us or are you a ritualist?

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Romance / Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl Narrates The Greatest Thing She Can Do With Her Tiny Body by ArchangeLucifer: 7:50pm On Oct 13, 2018
Just cut her waist down & hand it to me. The other parts are useless to me.

I despise ugly faces & floppy boobs.

*spits angry

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Health / Re: #nobraday: Nigerian Lady Trolled On Twitter For Uploading This by ArchangeLucifer: 7:42pm On Oct 13, 2018
Any woman that can't give me an erection is useless.

*spits angry

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Crime / Re: Boys On A Codeine Diet, Break An Elderly Woman’s Leg In Lagos by ArchangeLucifer: 7:31pm On Oct 13, 2018
She wasn't actually walking well anyway so what's her grouse?


I just hope the codeine bottles weren't smashed during the crash though else she will pay.

That's the most important thing.
Crime / Re: Notorious Policeman Assaults Man In Ebonyi Over N50 Bribe by ArchangeLucifer: 7:23pm On Oct 13, 2018
ChroniclesNg:
AN ORDINARY POLICE ON ILLEGAL HAVE TO HIT MY BROTHER DIRECTLY ON THE FACE WITH A BATTON FOR NOT GIVING HIM N50 ON ROAD BLOCK IN MY VILLAGE.
PLEASE PEOPLE SHOULD HELP US SALVAGE THIS SITUATION. THE POLICE MAN IS MR. PIUS OKWOR SERVING IN OHAUKWU DIVISION. IGP MUST HEAR THIS. #LETSSTOPTHEPOLICEBRUTALITY



Your brother looks like a thief so I don't blame the policeman - just doing his job.
Romance / Re: Why Do Akwa Ibom Dudes Have Violent Tempers? by ArchangeLucifer: 7:13pm On Oct 13, 2018
Because most of them are usually very short and we all know dwarfs are very insecure.

Akwa Ibomites are descendants of the same Pygmies Gulliver ran into around the Congo Basin years ago.

Just look at UyaiIncomparabl for example. Ask her for a picture of her brother.

*spits angry

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Sports / Re: "Lionel Messi Goes To Bathroom 20 Times Before A Match" - Diego Maradona by ArchangeLucifer: 7:10pm On Oct 13, 2018
So Messi masturbates severally before every match? shocked

No wonder he's so good!

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Romance / Re: Man Hits The Beach, Goes Completely Nude For A Photo, And This Happened (photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 7:04pm On Oct 13, 2018
When we say African men are proud of our preeqs people don't understand.

No matter how much this dude has, his wife/gf will cheat on him - with us. It's inevitable.

My preeq is the most important thing I have in this world - not money, not career (all replaceable).

Without my preeq, I am nothing.

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Sports / Re: See The Status Of Ighalo's Boot After Scoring Hatrick Vs Lybia by ArchangeLucifer: 7:02pm On Oct 13, 2018
Looks just like pocohantas' vajayjay after last night.

*spits angry

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Crime / Re: Lady Caught On Camera Stealing From Nursing Mother's Bag. by ArchangeLucifer: 7:00pm On Oct 13, 2018
Feminists can't find themselves a man to get them pregnant but won't let happy mothers rest.

All they do is to steal money, kill their spouses & destroy properties.

*spits angry

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Crime / Re: Security Drags African Man Out Of Train For Refusing To Buy Ticket In Spain. by ArchangeLucifer: 6:58pm On Oct 13, 2018
Afonjas disgracing this continent everywhere they go.

He thinks its molue abi?

*spits angry

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Religion / Re: Sàngó Worshippers Perform Rituals As Thunder Strikes Victim In Oyo. Photos by ArchangeLucifer: 6:52pm On Oct 13, 2018
Illiterate Nigerian journalists.

Thunder cannot strike. Thunder is the sound of lightning and it arrives seconds after the strike.

The correct term here is "lightning strikes victim".

Even if you use thunder when chatting at least use the correct term when making a professional report.

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Events / Re: Lady Takes 'Bridal Shower' To A Big River With Her Friends (Photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 6:44pm On Oct 13, 2018
My only question is;

These women that make up the bridal train are still single in this evening newspaper condition complete with pot bellies??


Where is an alligator, crocodile or a hippo when you need one?

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Romance / Re: Women Are Thieves!!! by ArchangeLucifer: 6:28pm On Oct 13, 2018

Politics / Re: Who Is Nigeria's Best President? by ArchangeLucifer: 6:08pm On Oct 13, 2018
sarrki:



I disagree
Baba would have been the best if he had chose someone like Donald duke instead of Gej


Scroll up and read the question you gworo-chewing wombat!

It's about the best President not what he/she did after office.

Besides, how was Donald Duke better than GEJ then?

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Politics / Re: Who Is Nigeria's Best President? by ArchangeLucifer: 6:05pm On Oct 13, 2018
Amba555:

Hmm...he laid the foundation for virtually everything we have on ground


Simple truth. Nigeria was very dark before he came. Even internet was a luxury only the elite could afford now its everywhere. We still used NIPOST to send letters then now its calls & text messages.

News came to us the next morning too.

Many big businesses today benefitted directly or indirectly from foundations his tenure set.

I just remembered how he cleansed the drugs industry too with Dora.

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Politics / Re: Who Is Nigeria's Best President? by ArchangeLucifer: 5:58pm On Oct 13, 2018
People saying Yar'Adua, what exactly did he do?

He died. So?

Is that an achievement?



I go with OBJ cuz hate him or love him & despite being a big thief, his tenure transformed Nigeria in almost every aspect.

Telecoms, agriculture, technology, entertainment etc. Almost every industry boomed.

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Travel / Re: This Is What Happens When You Cook In Antarctica At -70°C (Photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 5:47pm On Oct 13, 2018
Khd95:
U mean if some one ejaculate outside in this Antarctica, his cum will freez to his preeq

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Politics / Re: TRENDING: Social Media Agog Over ‘atikuobi Herbal Cleanser’ by ArchangeLucifer: 5:35pm On Oct 13, 2018
Buhari-Banjo cleanser on the other hand, will cleanse your brain cells & render you stupid & murderous - just like a zombie.

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