₦airaland Forum

ATEAMS:
Na woman born you abi na man...
you sounded bitter
are you gay?

Are you looking for a partner?

The Art of War by Sun Tzu

Seriously guys, everything we own has been stolen from us by these women.

They are just too greedy. They can't see anything on us without wanting to steal it from us.

I don't know why women are so envious of men and their privileges.

They've stolen our haircuts,
sports,
jeans / trousers / tracksuits,
6-pack & abs,
sneakers,
suits,
our boxers & briefs,
condoms,
gym & workout sessions,
steroids,
our music genres,
shaving sticks,
video games,
bet9ja sef - they now bet more than guys
our bachelor's eve was stolen & converted to bachelorette's party
jobs - they want to be mechanics & keke drivers now
our preeq in form of dildos

Transgender women have even gone as far as creating synthetic joysticks just to be like us.

Hell, they even introduced a sex position - the Amazon style - a total reversal of our fore fathers' beloved missionary style.


One of them has even stolen our hair chest, beards & deep voice!! Just negodu!
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Inshort, after seeing this gruesome picture, my anger has increased.
Enough is enough!!!

These thieves must be stopped at all cost!!

I charge every virile male reading this; drop your phone/laptop, grab a bat or boulder or any vicious weapon you can find right now & beat to death any female you find with any of the above listed items in your hood

Charity begins at home!

*spits

squash47:
he should call her and ask her why she lied...
it may just be the devil

Mr. Man, did you see me there?!

LaBozz:
.Now he is thinking of forgetting about the whole proposal thing for now

Oh, he's still thinking...

Good to know.


By the way, are the two plates of Isi-Ewu still there?
I don't mind washing down Naija's match with them o.

Size matters alot!

For the pencil preeqs above me & the ones about to invade this thread, let me ask.

You say "size doesn't matter but how you use it. A 5 inch dick with wicked moves is better than a one-dimensional 10inch dick." blah blah blah...


How about a 10 inch dick that has wicked moves?

Which woman will pick the former over the latter?

Make una dey console unaself there.

But being fair complexioned as a man doesn't equate to 'freshness', instead it implies weakness.

A true African is dark in complexion.


Besides, what's the point?
His preeq is still black.

You go wait tire.

In the early 2000s they used to say money & lack of local support was hindering creativity.

Now they have money & support in abundance but the quality of their product has reduced drastically.

I support the boycott of all Nollywood movies.

The 30-year-old, who was born female

A feminist that envies men finally gets herself a synthetic pen!s & now wants to be a dog.

And people still argue when I say feminism is a mental illness.

When she is done, she'll take off that gimp mask & think about her life.

None of these faces / legs I'm seeing are below 35.

Afonjas are still wailing over Peter Obi's nomination!

This is where you see Nigerians in action - in stupid things.
*spits

At least they give us gworo, kuli kuli, fake dollars & teenage murderers.

What have Afonjas offered us?

Valro:
I like people to succeed

Then you & I have nothing in common.

Jokerman:
Where did they get this wrong info that Nigeria uses juju??

Where did you get yours because the Nigeria I know & juju are 5 & 6.

Crimecity:
The accused was identified as Obizi Chiko Mej of Nigeria,

Those names can be translated as Obi Chike Mezie


All these Osu Jews think they can deceive us.

I don't like the way his fingers are very close to that little girl's crotch.

Reminds me of how pocohantas lost her virginity.

*spits

Does masturbation count as a loss of virginity?

Asking for a friend...

All I see here is just extra storage space for sh!t.

60 cubic metres septic tank just filled to the brim with West African sh!t!

*spits

Problem is not with the workers.

How many Chink body-builders have you seen before?

Slant eyes don't work out - they prefer strip clubs, child porn, public bus groping and other forms of perversion.

Because they cannot be relied upon. They are serial backstabbers.

Buhari is a lifeless old rag.

Actually, I apologize to rags for comparing him to them.

Let her train very well now so on the day he eventually tears her dirty slaps & throws her out for giving him three girls, she won't tell us she doesn't know how to handle her own luggage.


I love this.

Am I mad to compliment a Nigerian woman?


Spread your rotten legs & lemme pass out my waste products inside/on you is all I want. Any other thing na OYO.

Rubbish.

tayebest:
That's the only people supporting him na! After all, they've never support success!

tayebest:
That's the only people supporting him na! After all, they've never support success!

Spend money on fast internet naa.

1. The scorpion in that picture has no part of its head cut off as far as I'm concerned.

2. Secondly, scorpions are arachnids like spiders. They can survive in tiny holes or wall cracks for months. They feed on tiny insects and can stay in a house without ever coming out until during the wet season (which explains this).



It's sad that these are the type of actors & actresses that grace Nigerian movies - dimwits who know nothing asides sex & money.

Crying convincingly on set is the default method of detecting talent in a Nollywood actress. Yet their equally brain-dead fans keep rewarding & encouraging these pathetic retards and keep telling us they are "trying" & will soon "improve" if we patronize them.

A line we have been hearing since the early 2000s.

Now there is so much money in Nollywood but it seems the level of intellect in the industry has reduced drastically. Instead of seeking innovative movie ideas & storylines, all they churn out weekly is the same sex & money bullshit we are used to.


Meanwhile, Hollywood has Leonardo DiCaprio, Morgan Freeman, Tom Cruise, Anelina Jolie, Mel Gibson etc all science, environmental & humanitarian enthusiasts. Their movies educate you & force you to research new areas you never heard of.



I spit on Nigeria.

raumdeuter:
I am happy with the choice Atiku has made, Now we wont hear that Atiku lost because he didnt choose from the SE

I can now confirm with a +- 4 states error the states Buhari will win

All NW, Buhari to score about 70% in each NW state

NE -Bauchi, Borno, Yobe(60% Buhari), Gombe 55%

All SW (At least 55% Buhari in each state)

NC Niger, Nasarawa Kogi 65% in these states

That makes 7 NW, 4 NE, 6 SW, 3 NC 21 states already where Buhari scores the majority

Dicey states

Edo Plateau, Kwara, AkwaIbom, Cross River Taraba (These states Buhari will have between 45-55%)

The fact that you are running permutations & calculating shows how tensed you are.

You'll be fine las las.