sKeetz:


Bros, we robbers no dey reason like that.

For the fact say you get mind to run when we come rob, we must know Wetin give you that kind liver. At that point no be even the money or valuables be our problem but to punish you severely.

And besides, an armed robbery operation is only complete when the armed robbers and the people being robbed are fully present.

If not, it turns to a burglary and we are not burglars. Thats a low for an armed robber cause we are above them in the food chain.

Happy Sunday!

sKeetz:


Bros you don forget say this Na real life no be Hollywood movie.

Police for naija go come later later after we don rob finish.

Where all of them wan jump go when dey no be Jackie chan?!? You dey make me laugh bros.

No worry, give me your address make me and my bois visit you. You go then show me how you wan take run.

NLmember:

You and your colleagues are all dying worthless deaths like rats in jesus name, amen.
Oloshi

itoese:
Sir, I advice you keep your money in government bond or fixed deposit. The way I look at your statement, if you loose part of your capital, you may not be able to stand it. Business is not for feeble minded people.

pmc01:
STOP!

Hello to you reading;

Let's leave aside the politics and celebrity talks for now.

Let's discuss us.

Truth be told, the Government can hardly cater for most of our needs; are we agreed on that? You can check the news articles for November, if in doubt.

Peter Drucker rightly said, "The best way to predict the future is to create it."
Now, if we both agree on that, I'll like to invite you to join us in creating the future we picture- the one where our Africa can

There are several problems- http://www.smallstarter.com/get-inspired/how-to-make-money-in-africa-by-solving-problems/- that endanger human existence in Africa, but there are also all the resources Africa needs to be prosperous right here in Africa. The missing link is definitely in the poor management of our human and material resources.

Problems are not an opportunity to lament and vent our frustration; they provide an avenue to create solutions that can be rewarding for you and others. Like the fellow who took it upon himself to go and ship in Tomatoes into Nigeria from Cameroon during the last Tomato glut, while others sat there and wailed over the problem.

Truthfully, the biggest challenge holding many seemingly brilliant business ideas we African youths create is not the funds to get it started, but the fact that we do not have the right tools to make it sustainable or there are latent defects in them. There are several grants and equity investment funds out there, but no reasonable person just throws their money around.

In this piece https://tagnaija.com/startup-funding-in-nigeria-what-investors-look-for-in-a-startup/, you might discover that is true. But as stated there, a good team might just be what your idea needs to soar.

Steve Jobs opined, "Great things in business are not done by one person; they are done by a team of people". Alfred A. Montaper also added, "All lasting business is built on friendship".

If we combine our knowledge, skills, willpower and enthusiasm, I believe we can build a truly Pan-African conglomerate that can drive the economic growth and development of our potentially great continent.

Hustle should not compulsorily take you overseas; knowledge acquisition and capacity building can. The real hustle is here- in Africa. If one man could hustle to lay the foundation of the Dangote business empire, imagine what our collective efforts can produce.

I am making the case for a paradigm shift. So I am calling on the bright minds, the reformers, the thinkers and doers, the smart but legit hustlers, the gifted hands, the goal-getters; I'm calling on the game-changers from all across Africa to get onboard to strategize and get down to the business of PRACTICALLY leading Africa out of the economic abyss to a truly prosperous continent.

Enough of lamenting over the shortcomings of Government and the cruelty in the job market, join "The Meld" discussion platform here https:///5XaZBdy5BLCEUNm0ZbBTWa. The golden rule of this place is to be POSITIVELY ACTIVE. To ensure we remain faithful to our purpose, we have put together a tentative advisory council, comprising senior and experienced members of the society. Of course, there is enough room for additions. Yes, we mean business!

For the ones who prefer to be passive and just like to OBSERVE, please get into our information centre https:///ARoyVd2INf2APnB4mbxsbr and be the first to hear the news break.

Remember, the platforms are open to Africans home and abroad inspired to make a difference. Friends of Africa are also welcome.

Africa is waiting... are you ready?

My name is Taofeeq and I believe in Africa. I look forward to seeing you on the other side.

sKeetz:


No matter how you rob reach, you never rob pass me.

I started armed robbery when I was 14. I first started with pilfering pen and pencil in primary school before I graduated to pick pocketing and finally, I became a full blown armed robber. So no go there.

scratch that.

Before I climb up there I'll spray the whole ceiling with my Ak47. If you are not dead by the time I get up there, you'll be scared shitless to even consider trying any funny moves.

CHUKWUNOLOGICAL:


Please make ur point, but dont insult a man of God

sparklezeee:


my old man jump go up the next thing we see na blood from he finger. Since then we no dey use ceiling fan again.

biggie10:


So if as you wan climb enta, dem con flog you hammer for head nko?

sKeetz:


Stories that touch.

If Na me be the thief, if I no follow you enter that ceiling make I no Wetin cause am.

For having the guts to put me through that stress, the beating wey I go give you go be times 2.

VampireeM:
Nonsense, Ice cream toh sure! I eat whatever I deem fit if he can't handle it we have no business going further

safarigirl:
the word is 'modify' not moderate. If you drank Ijebu garri, you would know the difference.

No need to modify, I'll just leave it for internet trolls

Rokia2:


This is the same dresss but as you can clearly see, one of em ladies wore it better.

NairalandCS:


Forget her destiny, how far with your music career ?

safarigirl:
okay, seen him

iluvpomo:


PS: The fact that you even cheated in an exam speaks volumes of your integrity at being tested.

kikilove:
Nairalanders can be funny,they quarrel with one another on timelines but in time of trouble and distress this is the best family anyone can run to.i'm happy about ur mum's recovery may God continue to bless ur family. Proudly a nairalander