₦airaland Forum

i love bar beach!!

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''mutual consent''..
I like these words!...Mou's too special 2be fired.Records speaks!

In the first place,u dont beg terrorists to accept amnesty.U push them so hard that they're d ones that will roll on d floor begging for amnesty.State of Emergency is a better way to achieve this.There shld be no room for lapses or else..''

I hope Mr President knows that the best way of getting rid of a bad tree(boko Haram) is uprooting it and not by cutting its branches.
I still remember vividly, d military clampdown of these terrorists in 2009.But they returned,fiercer and more deadly.
I congratulate Mr President for finally believing in our school of thoughts that ''You don't negotiate with terrorists,You identify them,go after them,and bring them down''
Am pleased to inform the President that the Chief patron,Barrack Hussein Obama is highly pleased.
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria

If there is anything i love most about Beckham,its gotta be his humility,simplicity,generosity,and private family life which was not clouded with scandals.
VIVA FOREVER BECKS.
The game would miss You!!

Long Overdue.
Coming at a time when the Nigeria Governor's forum stood against the imposition of state of emergency ( I wonder what constitutional right they've got to challenge the authority of the Commander-in-Chief)
F**ls playing politics with the precious lives of Nigerians!
Very soon,just soon,Mr President,and you power thirsty Governors,''state of emergency'' speeches would become useless.Nigerians would laugh @ ur ''we are on top of the situation'' broadcast.
Cos soon,we would take up arms and defend ourselves! The day the oppressed stand up to resist the oppressors(boko Haram and sisters),d heavens will stand still.
Long live the Nigerian masses!!

Dear compatriots, 1. It has become necessary for me to
address you on the recent spate of
terrorist activities and protracted
security challenges in some parts of
the country, particularly in Borno,
Yobe, Adamawa, Gombe, Bauchi, Kano, Plateau and most recently
Bayelsa, Taraba, Benue and Nasarawa
states. These unfortunate events have
led to needless loss of lives and
property of many innocent Nigerians
including members of our security forces. 2. The recent killing of security
operatives by a cult group in Nasarawa
state is particularly condemnable. I
have directed that no effort or
expense be spared in identifying and
bringing to justice all those who had a hand in the killing of the operatives. 3. The activities of insurgents and
terrorists have been reprehensible,
causing fear among our citizens and a
near-breakdown of law and order in
parts of the country, especially the
North. We have taken robust steps to unravel and address the root causes of
these crises, but it would appear that
there is a systematic effort by
insurgents and terrorists to
destabilize the Nigerian state and test
our collective resolve. 4. Since I returned to the country after
cutting short my visit to South Africa
and aborting a planned state visit to
Namibia, I have received detailed
briefings from our security agencies.
These briefings indicate that what we are facing is not just militancy or
criminality, but a rebellion and
insurgency by terrorist groups which
pose a very serious threat to national
unity and territorial integrity. Already,
some northern parts of Borno state have been taken over by groups whose
allegiance is to different flags and
ideologies. 5. These terrorists and insurgents
seem determined to establish control
and authority over parts of our beloved
nation and to progressively overwhelm
the rest of the country. In many places,
they have destroyed the Nigerian flag and other symbols of state authority
and in their place, hoisted strange
flags suggesting the exercise of
alternative sovereignty. 6. They have attacked government
buildings and facilities. They have
murdered innocent citizens and state
officials. They have set houses ablaze,
and taken women and children as
hostages. These actions amount to a declaration of war and a deliberate
attempt to undermine the authority of
the Nigerian state and threaten her
territorial integrity. As a responsible
government, we will not tolerate this. 7. Previously, we adopted a multi-
track approach to the resolution of
this problem through actions which
included persuasion, dialogue and
widespread consultation with the
political, religious and community leaders in the affected states. 8. We exercised restraint to allow for
all efforts by both State Governors and
well-meaning Nigerians to stop the
repeated cases of mindless violence. 9. Yet, the insurgents and terrorists
seek to prevent government from
fulfilling its constitutional obligations
to the people as they pursue their
fanatical agenda of mayhem, mass
murder, division and separatism. 10. While the efforts at
persuasion and dialogue will continue,
let me reiterate that we have a sacred
duty to ensure the security and well-
being of all our people and protect the
sovereign integrity of our country. Therefore, we shall, on no account, shy
away from doing whatever becomes
necessary to provide the fullest
possible security for the citizens of
this country in any part of the country
they choose to reside. 11. We have a duty to
stand firm against those who threaten
the sovereign integrity of the Nigerian
state. Our will is strong, because our
faith lies in the indivisibility of
Nigeria. 12. Following recent
developments in the affected states, it
has become necessary for Government
to take extraordinary measures to
restore normalcy. After wide
consultations, and in exercise of the powers conferred on me by the
provisions of Section 305, sub-section
1 of the Constitution of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria 1999 as amended,
I hereby declare a State of Emergency
in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states. 13. Accordingly, the Chief
of Defence Staff has been directed to
immediately deploy more troops to
these states for more effective
internal security operations. The
troops and other security agencies involved in these operations have
orders to take all necessary action,
within the ambit of their rules of
engagement, to put an end to the
impunity of insurgents and terrorists. 14. This will include the
authority to arrest and detain
suspects, the taking of possession and
control of any building or structure
used for terrorist purposes, the lock-
down of any area of terrorist operation, the conduct of searches,
and the apprehension of persons in
illegal possession of weapons. 15. The details of this
Proclamation will be transmitted to
the National Assembly in accordance
with the provisions of the
Constitution. But in the meantime, let
me make it clear that within the purview of this Proclamation, the
Governors and other political office
holders in the affected states will
continue to discharge their
constitutional responsibilities. 16. I urge the political
leadership in Borno, Yobe and
Adamawa states to co-operate
maximally with the Armed Forces and
the Police to ensure that the exercise
succeeds. We call on the citizenry to co-operate with our security agencies
to ensure a return to normalcy within
the shortest possible time. 17. I am again
approaching our neighbouring
countries, through diplomatic
channels, as done in the recent past,
for their co-operation in apprehending
any terrorist elements that may escape across the border. 18. Nigerians are peace-
loving people; these sad events
perpetrated by those who do not wish
our nation well have not changed the
essential character of our people. 19. I want to reassure you
all that those who are directly or
indirectly encouraging any form of
rebellion against the Nigerian state,
and their collaborators; those
insurgents and terrorists who take delight in killing our security
operatives, whoever they may be,
wherever they may go, we will hunt
them down, we will fish them out, and
we will bring them to justice. No
matter what it takes, we will win this war against terror. 20. I am convinced that
with your support and prayers, we
shall overcome these challenges and
together, we will restore every part of
our country to the path of peace,
growth and development. Long live the Federal Republic of
Nigeria.

girlfriend, go grab a newspaper.
screaming headlines of deaths by the minutes in ur beloved country.
Ladies shaking their ''yansh'' in videos shld b less of a headache to U.

i love Lasgidi!!

we love Efizzy
we are Nigerians.

if you cant beat them,BITE them!!

balanced diet

he sent u wrong pins.,,u refused to load it cos u suspected he's fake..u got him..he apologised and hung up.hw d guy wan take scam u,we no know!
No be 2day we don dey receive sophisticated scam messages.I read through thinking u've discoverd sometin new.
No lessons learnt.

Mr Man,I need to test your competency before u earn my support.
Meet me 4a live interview by 4pm later 2day on CHANNELS tv.
N.B...make sure u cram ur school website o cos d presenters are not smiling.

"A wish for a lot of birthday fun
To last until the day is done
Hoping that all ur wishes come true
And your birthday cake is as swaggalicious as you.
Champaigne,red wine,go on...drink!
Hapy birthday Terry G

Just confirmed the incidence from ma inlaw, a lecturer @ d institution.
May their gentle souls rest in the Lord's bossom

From this post and earlier posts of yours,I can deduce that you are indifferent to this trend of.."my oga at the top"
What you dont know however is that the more u create a thread on it, d more d trend becomes popular.I googled "my oga at the top dis mornin and frm d 1st ten results I got,Nairaland was among d forums that have enormous contribution to it!
Time to go,before my oga @ the top ban me!

[quote author=iamswizz][/quote]bro this is not an insult.Its just what i noticed..You are very stu(pid)
seriously!

What is Nairaland turning into?
Garriland?
God!!...see what makes frontpage!!

I was born and bred in the barracks.Odogbo and 192 army baraks in Ibadan and Owode-Idiroko respectivly.
As sons and daughters of Officers and soldiers,d word discipline was entrenched.I wont lie abt d negative part of barrack life.Dirt,prostitution,brutality,gossip,waywardness,truancy,gambling,malnutrition ...name them,in any case,are all dis vices peculiar to 2barrack life alone?does it mean we dont have dem in our civilian society?Its easy 2 term these vices a barrack thing because of the confinement.Its also a foolish thing to do too.Buh i didnt assimilate all dis,all i assmilated was d concept of discipline passd 2us by our fathers,mutual respect and interactn,self reliance,ruggedity and endurance-d hallmarks of military life.
Like our fathers,we learn to be strong bold and if need be, confrontational,dat is mistaken as stubborness by bloody civilians.
I love my barrackLIFE!

state pardon?
Does this stop me from calling Alamieyeseigha OLE THIEF BARAWÖ BANZA?
Mtchew..*drops phone and continues watching papa Ajasco and company*

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]China military strength of now is same as that of USA in 1960. Population does not win a war. We fight modern warfare and not that of humans. china should battle making superior products first before engaging big brother in war. Imagine china shooting down satellite in space in 2010 or there about and it made headlines in their country while USA did same thing in 1980.[/quote]broda stop quoting me out of context.Read my text again,cos dis is completely out of my points..No ill feelings.tnks

This war aint really between North and South Korea.Its a battle for supremacy between China and the United States.Or what is the moral justification in the U.S-South Korean military drills(where heavy military and assault artilleries plus fighter jets)were used on the very restive korean waters.What is China's explanation to keeping mute on a very spoilt and restless neighbour who at the slightest provocation threaten its neighbour with nuclear weapons.I just hope the two Koreans aint caught in between when the super powers(China and US)start to flex muscles.The world is watching-(excludin Jonathan pls..he's got his own headache-the boko boys!!)

ebamma: my garri mind still tells me that this girl don charm 2face with love medicine

its high time we format your garri-laden brain!!

may their gentle souls continue to rest in peace

After Mandela,I've never seen a leader so loved by the people.A forthnight ago on CNN,i watched as thousands of Venezuelans cried and prayed for his quick recovery,then I wondered how many Nigerians would be so moved if it Mr. Ebele was involved.Its good 2be good
May his gentle soul rest in Perfect Peace!!

when u're angry, DELAY YOUR REACTIONS.This principle has helped me a lot cos when i do delay,i come to realise most times dat the cause of the anger aint worth all the hype.
GOLDEN RULE: keep your ''dirty'' mouth shut as nothing good comes out of it when you're annoyed.IT HELPS

Ago èlépön..(pendulum clock)...still hangs on the wall of our sittin room..it was bought by dad and hung in his room 2show efizzy 2my mum back in d 60s..big boyz crib tinz!
(*sobs*..just betrayed my dad..he told me not 2tell anyone..dad pls 4give me *drinks ma soaked garr! Slowly*)
(*remembers dat mum aint on Nairaland....*dancing etighi*)

Singing Fela's.."Archbishop dey for London..param.,Pope dey for Rome..param..Imam dey for Mecca..param..My ppl dem go dey follow bishop..amen..follow Popu amen...Follow Imam,,,amen*
*Now spicing it up wit Etighi*