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can you explain better. I do have spare time.

Amirullaha:
Cute...


BREAKING_NEWS They are now in lagos state oooo! This happened in someone's Estate this Morning in ipaja. A lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a shoe maker to help fix her slippers. She allowed him stay in their compound, while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing. When he was fixing her slippers, he added something under before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, her landlord was at the balcony watching the ABOKI without his knowledge. When he was through, he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK. Her landlord shouted from upstairs 'no oh, don't put your leg in that slippers I'm coming. He came downstairs; forced the Aboki to put his leg in the slippers, the Aboki refused. Then he alerted neighbours. So,they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers. Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened?? Hmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!
The slippers cut... He did not sew it well...

Very funny.

thank you very much.

i don't think judas deserves to be in hell or be hated because God just designed him to be the unfortunate one that will be used to act the prophecies he gave to his prophets in the old testament.

so why resent and "hell" an innocent man whom played perfectly, the role you had destined for him before his birth.

abeggi Christians.

The reason he has to go to hell cos he didn't ask for forgiveness after committing the sin.

northvietnam:
As a man, if u dont practice sex, get stamina, u will F up on ur wedding night...

if u dont have sex more often, u will likely Wont last On top...

Team sex Before marriage...

Lies from the pit of hell.

adorablepepple:
Lol. May God grant everyone the Grace.

Amen

potent5:
At the point of sending the money, men usually lose their ability to reason.

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Hahaha. so hilarious.

Delivar:
That's what you get when you have dumb people as contacts. I don't recieve those shared messages cos I have got reputable contacts.

If you are done wit lying, let me know.

dafeyankee:
Publicity stunt.

He should go near Sambisa forest to preach and win souls. Shebi God will protect him there?

When he is not foolish. Will you see fire and enter into it?

XhosaNostra:
They've broken up or had a falling out, but neither wants to be the one to reach out to the other 1st. Battle of wills, if you will.

In addition, they miss themselves and the role each other plays.

kestolove95:
ogboni tins

I believe you are old enough to use brain

MJBOLT:

FOOLISH people with FAKE JUJU,they cant even use the juju to make life better for the people,placing dead curses just to scare people

You sound suspicious

Jwonder:
Home of bombs

lol

Teachers must not fall for this because students will his under it to act irresponsibly

Epositive:
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My mom is undoubtedly a prolific seer. Most times, I regretted neglecting her ideas, advice and plans.

I know it must be a guy that will comment like this.

Epositive:
You can call him obese-re

Funny you

Pearl05:
Go to the nearest police station and ask them for accurate information.

.lol. You wicked gan

donstan18:
You are a DEVOTED christian battling with homosexual feelings, I think there's something you ain't telling us.

Tell us, how did it start?
Did you attend a seminary school?
Were you intimidated and molested by anyone?
Have you checked your family history?
What fear pushed you into it?
How many of your friends are aware of this?
Are your parents and siblings aware?
Since you are alternating, why not open up and tell more, for people to know how to direct, advice and lead you.




Sometimes, there are issues we just don't facelessly or privately solve, no matter how hard we try.

I'll advice you to tell your family members about this, your pastor(if you have one), some of your male friends(especially the rugged and women type of ones), tell some of your female friends(The naughty ones).

, it MIGHT help.

I know how hard it will be for you to open up, I know how much gays are being condemned in our society, but you'v got to brave up and look for solution to your problem, remember it's your happiness we typing about.

I hope and pray you get out of this, brO

Goodluck!

The latter have done justice to it. You don't need to begin to ask questions that will add salt to his injury.

Shankieboy:
I'm a devoted christian. I believe in Jesus And his teachings. But what I don't seem to understand is Why he hasn't changed my Sexuality. I've prayed. Threatened to harm myself, believing he'll heal me from homosexuality. But all to to no avail.

I've fasted. 5 days dry. I've been celibate for years but I still find myself attracted to members of my gender.

I'm very close to self hate because I feel disgusted with myself. I've tried to be straight. had several girlfriends but I don't seem to be sexually attracted to them. It just doesn't work.

What do I do? Please, help me. I need a miracle. I need an intervention. Else, I'll wallow in depression.

Insults are welcomed.

Talk to a psychologist or a pastor and let them help u out.

dkronicle:
God is good regardless of your attitude towards him.

Does that mean God is not good to others too?

Oladimejyy:
Very soft.The silly boy even threaten the mum that he will kill himself when the mum was disciplining him,I had to give a terrible blow on his neck because i was furious

A 10 year old boy or am i making mistake?

GMBuhari:
Fadeyi said houses and car is how we measure riches in this part of the world , does not mean he's broke , he may not have achieved them yet



Which kin pastor dey give person 3.5M car come give am 1.5 make he use maintain


Pastor , let me manage myself with 3.5 i will buy 1.5 car

Misplaced priority. Or was he sick because of car?

CaptainStephen:
woow even me wey no be pro don chop card wella, I go still collect for tomorrow morning set.

Lolzzz

akeentech:
Just pay your tithe to Daddy GOs you will be rewarded in heaven

And people like you will be claiming leadership position?

Xeedorf:
Welcome to Naija where to remove your money (Rsa) is very easy, but to pay you back is become due process.

Lolzzz. That's just the truth.

ugojibaby:
If you’re still skeptical about the reliability of online businesses, you need to wake up from your illusion. While the nation slid into a quagmire of unemployment as more people were laid off by companies, earning money online became the succor of many Nigerians


Before we proceed to identifying the types of online businesses that will be lucrative this year, you may want to read the testimonials of nairalanders who succeeded in online businesses.

This nairalander bought her first car from freelancing and moved on to achieve great things for herself. Read her story here: www.nairaland.com/2479987/story-how-bought-car-income

This other nairalander built a house for himself and also bought his first car from an online business! Read his story


here: www.nairaland.com/3224561/how-bought-car-built-house


The most recent testimonial came from this nairalander who achieved financial freedom for himself via mini-importation. Read his inspiring story here: www.nairaland.com/4276191/nairalanders-advice-helped-physically-challenged You will remember that I emphasized these businesses a lot last year. And, if there’s one thing you can guess, it’s that, for every single nairalander who share his/her success story, there are at least 10 others who have equally become successful.

Now that you’re convinced that online businesses are viable, let’s take a brief look at the businesses that will be successful in 2018.


1.. Mini-importation:

Mini importation has transformed many job seekers into entrepreneurs. Even those with jobs are in the business because it’s not time consuming. You can order and import goods right from the comfort of your home on your internet-enabled device. All you need do is look for items that are needed in the local market and import them from China. If you like this business, you can anticipate my post on how you can start the business.


2. Blogging:

While many believe that blogging is a saturated business, it’s really not! Blogging remains a lucrative business as you can earn from adsense, adverts, affiliate marketing and things you sell on your blog. The problem with blogging in Nigeria is that everyone is trying to succeed in crowded niches such as entertainment/celebrity niche. There are other niches with few bloggers which you can delve into. We will discuss this in details in my subsequent posts.


3. Freelancing:

This list cannot be complete without freelancing. Many nairalanders are into freelancing and are making it big time! What is the secret of succeeding in freelancing? You need to have a skill. But to earn money online in 2018, you need to learn new skills aside writing because the supply is greater than population, thereby making competition difficult. Once you have skills that are in demand, you will start earning steady income online. If you don’t have any idea about skills that are most lucrative, you need to watch out for my post where I will make a detailed list about them.


4. Affiliate marketing:

In affiliate marketing, you earn commissions by referring people to buy certain products. You can be an affiliate marketer with several companies. In Nigeria, you can become an affiliate marketer with Jumia and Konga or you can turn to Amazon and ClickBank if you want to deal with international e-commerce websites. Affiliate marketing is a lucrative online business, but like every other business, you need to first learn about it. I will do my best to provide as much information as you need to successfully begin in my future posts.

Read More http://www.nigeriaonlinebusiness.com/2018/01/5-sure-lucrative-online-businesses-you.html

How can you enlighten me with 1,3 and 4. I have sets of furniture to market. Am an Architect with designs to advertise, how can i freelance that?

DrinkLimca:
He is very rich so he can afford it...

Most of the people that are shouting God punish poverty have 50,000 naira smart phones with only 5,000 naira Bank balance...

You see a student with a 70,000 naira phone and a 3,000 naira Bank account, praying to GOD for blessings...

God do not bless people that are foolish..

So there are still some people that reason well in this country.

Sex doll and self servicing are not different.

Millz404:
In Nigeria, the ugly name is always the surname

Which one b this again. Funny you.

flyca:
It annoys me when people write the first letter of any name with small letter. Eg flyca instead of Flyca

It's a proper noun for heaven's sake!

By the way, FLYCA looks like you are screaming the name!

Lolzzz. The last part cause me cracking my ribs.

iamgenius:
They are both similar. Christians don't understand that the first sign of idol worshiping is BLOOD. Christians use blood and blood symbols(colour red).

Only the wise can understand

Where did you get this assertion? Fallacy of the highest order.

SLIDEwaxie:
You no go Italy go learn shoemaking, na China you come go.

U sha wan improve on the overall fakeness.

What kind double-wahala be this sef?

Lolz. Your response is damn funny.