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natureblack:
As far as am concern,Tottenham can not ra.pe Chelsea and go away with it...



I have a team of world renowned lawyers ready to file litigation against Tottenham...



Heartless Tottenham

hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahaha

oluswaggz:
Av always tot it was "original poster" tnx for d info. To oda nairalanders dt are jst getting to kno dis also. Jst swallow ur pride nd tnk him ooo.


Oh jeez. I knew dis topic wud make fp. I no hustle in vain.
Well u guys kno wr am going bt I wnt say it..










If I hear!!!

FTC wat a good way to end dis year..
Dis is my time to shine. Am d first to comment nd I even av my own topic on d fp nd av got over 70 likes elsewhere!!! Naso person dey make am be dat ooo.. Tuale baba God for d FAME!!!!...

u 2 funny

ceo4eva:
So sad. RIP to the dead.
Death will not visit any of us this new year!

amen

faqman:
im really a typical nigerian sha....
guilty as charged...

hahahahahhaaha. U fastly surrender

SuperMartins:
Wow..wat blessing is greater than ending d year on dis note..

nice talk

ireneony:
Lalasticlala I agreed with everything he said except number 9.
You are keeping your virginity for your future husband when you don't know the countless of women he has bleep all his life, yet he wants to marry a virgin

dnt b mindfl of dat cos u arent dat sure. Jst b faithfl on ur part.everybdy wil give account 2 God later.

TDstarr:
see e ugly face

times have changed bro

most moral change if time has changed

Google63:
1) Kissing is a dirty act. Just one kiss with tongue can transmit up to 278 types of bacteria. Boys and girls, watch your oral hygiene please.

2) Sensitivity of the lips is 200 times higher than that of the fingers.

3) While kissing, your body produce a substance that is 200 times more powerful than morphine in terms of narcotic effect.

4) An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. Kissing can be used as an effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles.

5) Onur Guentuerkuen of Ruhr-University Bochum in Bochum, Germany, studied hundreds of couples kissing. In his study, he found that two-thirds of people turn their heads to the right when kissing.

6) During a kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain.

7) Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections.

Kissing can give orgasm to women.

9) 92 % of women close their eyes for a kiss, but 50% of men keep them open.

10) Kissing at the conclusion of a wedding ceremony can be traced to ancient Roman tradition where a kiss was used to sign contract.

11) kissing is a sin 4 d unmarried

Lala247:
Lol it would take more than words.

Words don't mean nothing actions do .

action like?

adrelanine:
A mechanic, Olajide Olaniran, has stabbed a 34-year-old man, Julius Joseph, for allegedly pinging on the road while driving in the Ijaiye area of Lagos State.

Our correspondent gathered that Joseph was returning from a bank in the area to withdraw money when Olaniran, who was in a Toyota Corolla, blocked the road and accused him of pinging and driving.

It was, however, learnt that Joseph was checking an alert he received on his phone when the incident occured.

PUNCH Metro learnt that Joseph challenged the 42-year-old mechanic for driving against the traffic and both men alighted from their cars.

Following an altercation between the two, Olaniyan, who hails from Ibadan, Oyo State, allegedly used a bottle to stab Joseph after which he made off with his (Joseph’s) two phones and N5,000.

The victim reportedly slumped at the spot having lost much blood. He was said to have been rushed to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja, and was later referred to the National Orthopaedic Hospital, Igbobi for intensive care.

Our correspondent learnt that the suspect was arrested after the incident was reported at the Meiran Police Station.

A prosecutor, Lugard Ahonle, subsequently brought him before an Ikeja Magistrate’s Court sitting in Ijaiye on five counts bordering on assault and stealing.

The charges read in part, “That you, Olajide Olaniran, on October 8, 2014 at about 5pm at Jolaco Filling Station, Obadeyi, Ijaiye, Lagos State, in the Ikeja Magisterial District, did assault one Julius Joseph, by beating him up for challenging you while driving against the traffic with your Toyota Corolla saloon car.

“That you, on the same date, time and place, in the aforesaid magisterial district, did attempt to kill one Julius Joseph by stabbing him severally on his two hands over an argument between the two of you.

“That you did steal a Samsung iPhone valued at N60,000, Q10 BlackBerry valued at N98,000 and a sum of N5,000, property of one Julius Joseph.

The defendant pleaded not guilty to the offences, which the police said contravened sections 55, 170, 243, 285, 404, Vol. 44 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2011.

The presiding magistrate, Mrs. T. Akani, admitted him to bail in the sum of N100,000 with two sureties in like sum.

Akani adjourned the case till January 26, 2015 for mention.


http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/mechanic-stabs-man-for-pinging-while-driving/

thank God he didnt die

peter1994:
.All engineering are courses are gr8
.but chemical n Mech. Engrn are just too vast

kk

kennosklint:
When bird excreet on one's head,sign of greatness

hahahahhahaa. So dey wil allow 2 bird to cntinue

peter1994:
.edit your typo in d engineering spelling.

personally the list is ok, but i feel you should let other engineering courses in (even though we know that ChE n Mech are d creme la creme)

where did u put Elect/elect

GAZZUZZ:
People actually attended sign firmans church?

The invite looks more like that of a night club . End time things.

same here

tosyne2much:
1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say " can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour"
That is a well prepared student

2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything

6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4 dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**

7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form

8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you

9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off

10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted

Feel Free To Add Yours

Written - Tosyne2much

those wey dey purposely help stdnts out. #caring mother#.

Neldrizzy:
..... and it is time
to look at the report card on who won in the music
year and those who lost out.
Here are the losers of 2014 ! (In no particular order)..

1--- May D : May D seem to be the architect of his
own misfortune. Since releasing his debut album,
the self acclaimed Sure Boy has been a very lazy
artiste, choosing not to put out records every now
and then. When he does, he seem to put out decent
records… If he does this constantly, he would
have released a hit record in the music year but he
was only able to release one single all year,
titled Ibadi. The video for the record came out
only few weeks ago. If the likes of Davido,
Wizkid can be releasing songs almost every
month, May D has no excuse for his laziness.
He had a fantastic 2013 though.


2---- Wande coal
One of the biggest losers this year is
Wande Coal. His work ethic also can be
questioned. He was able to put out smash singles
out in the year with Baby Hello, My Way and Plan
B all dropping in 2014 but somehow, Wande Coal
failed to match his previous height. The 29 year
old still hasn’t released any project since 2009.
That is almost 6 years now.

3-- D'banj,
D’Banj has struggled to achieve musical
success since parting ways with his former
business partner, Don Jazzy. Business wise,
D’Banj did well for himself though, with his
recent deal being the one he signed with Beats by
Dre, however he failed on musical grounds having
released more than 4 singles in 2014, Koko Master
doesn’t headline any show these days

4--- HKN GANG ( b-red, Sina Rambo, deekay, danagog
Davido might have achieved musical
success for himself however his role as a record
label chief has to be questioned. Despite all the
cash he has, connect, fame etc, the 22 year old
music sensation doesn’t look like he will ever sign
a music artiste that can make it in Nigeria’s music
scene. All his 4 artistes have released at least 2
singles each in 2014, with all of them featuring
him on a song aside Deekay. However, none of
the 4 released a radio/club friendly single in
2014… They all released at least 1 video each.
Total failure.

5--- Modenine
Popularly crowned as Nigeria’s best
rapper of all time, Modenine failed in 2014. No
show, no endorsement, no hit single, nothing!He
even released an album tagged Above Ground
Level in July featuring artistes like Ice Prince, Don
Jazzy, Reminisce, 9ice… Modenine still didn’t
achieve musical success in the year, no wonder he
was snubbed at the Headies 2014. The rapper
himself admitted music has given him fame and
not money in a recent interview.

6--- Ruggedman
According to Ruggedman, he
kickstarted Nigeria’s music revolution, but he has
never been part of the revolution. The rapper also
rolled out singles in 2014 with the most
“successful” featuring another artiste who made
this list Wande Coal (Bad combination)… The
rapper isn’t getting gigs and awards however.
Ruggedybaba is making money from his clothing
line though.

7--- Vector
Vector swore he is going to make a
comeback with his 2014 mixtape, #A7… #A7 was
released in September 1st and till date none of the
records on the tape has gone viral. He recently
released a video for one of the
songs, Shiga. Business wise, Vector did cash out
though, he was able to sign a deal
with Vitafoam according to reports.

8-- Kayswitch
Kayswitch: Another year another disappointment
from Kayswitch. Widely believed to be more
talented than his brother D’Banj, Kayswitch still
hasn’t made a name for himself in Nigeria’s music
scene since Mo’Hits era.

9-- TONTO DIKEH
It appears Tonto Dikeh has given up
on her quest to be a music star. The 29 year old
signed into D’Banj’s DB records label in 2014…
She released a single under DB Records imprint
but ever since, her momentum and passion seem to
have vanished. Poko Baby has since returned to
her first love acting.Her label boss D’Banj also
made this list.

10-- Samklef
Producer Samklef couldn’t get his music
career going in 2014. Despite picking fights with
Wizkid for publicity reasons, the former hitmaker
had a negligible music year. He released an album,
droped 5 singles, 3 music videos… Still his music
year was nothing to write home about.

Worthy mentions: Duncan Mighty, Waconzy,
D’Prince

Nlders, what's ur take on that??

anybdy wit BB charger

Dantedasz:
Hustlers paradise.
Land of opportunity.

u funny die 'hustler paradise'

ogaofficer:
did i jst hear you say dirty Bro you must be high on chicken. . . Peace

ogaofficer:
did i jst hear you say dirty Bro you must be high on chicken. . . Peace

ogaofficer:
did i jst hear you say dirty Bro you must be high on chicken. . . Peace

high on chicken...lol

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peeparty:
heard a girl say that now.... over to you

i guess she is joking. She must not be serious in this contemporary world.

ebamma:
my guy girls love spending money, a girl's expenses, food excluded in a month could top 30k, while an average guys own may be 10 to 15k, from buying new clothes to latest shoes, to fixing their hair to manicure to buying cosmetics, a girl with 30k in her account before the end of the month will be left with 3k to 4k, so my friend, its not that girls don't have money, it's just that when they have they spend while we guys love saving more

na because of guys dem dey all these

holatin:
really but my money is our money right ?

@ d sametime it isnt

[quote author=martyns303 post=5015929]Mama_gee u aint giving some brothers hope oo. 6'2, i feel like hiding.[/quote
i cant laff oo, u dnt need 2 hide nw

borntobegr8t:
See BEEF thread am sure this is wat the ladies wana hear anyways its a free world, " ON TESTING BEFORE MARRIAGE I STAND"




Some men will UnCloth their wife on the wedding night and start weeping...cos thats wen they wud realize that wat they married is counterfeit

i prefer that than to sin against my God

holatin:
make I buy no testing abi ?

yes of course. He is nt ur own yet

jmoore:
May I never date that type of lady that wants premarital sex, in Jesus name. Amen!

& me too. Amen.
Devil is deceiving most of dem

purpinkx:
Lol " spiced goat meat " the goat is soo stubborn the meat no wan digest

hahhahaaahh

Medunah:
Who pink lips don help??

abi ooo

It's true. Check Nysc website. You are no longer camping in Gombe

What abt Ondo State?

pitiable pisma pisma