₦airaland Forum

lordtosan:
i told your mother to abort you that you will turn out this way when she was pregnant, but your foolish mother wouldn't listen. See, how st.upid you have turned out after graduating. Nairaland now have to deal with another fool whose birth is a product of broken condom wore by a brick-layer father who kept pounding hard on your sex-maniac, HIV-ravaged mother. You are really representing your family. I'm not surprised

What was that crap? I really sympathize with those things (ur dad and mum) that own you.

lordtosan:
Just as i know your father is my age-mate.

Eyah!!!!! Not ur fault that you're senseless and immature, it's definitely because it's a hereditary trait in your lineage. Baboon

lordtosan:
i'm afraid, you have said nothing. Try twice as hard again. Nairaland awaits the day you make half a sense.

Now I know you are a kid.

lordtosan:
sure enough the pleasure is mine. Those who did the opposite affected the status of the country. I will furnish you with some facts.

1). Under Jonathan's regime, Nigeria became African largest economy.

2) The moribund rail-way system was revamped and set running under Jonathan's regime

3) schools were established for the almajiri in the North a prickle past northern presidents didn't deem fit to fix.

4) Federal deplorable roads which were death-traps at best where constructed under the auspices of Jonathan. Benin-ore road comes to mind.

5) PHCN was privatised which saw a significant improvement in the spasmodic epileptic power supply we previously had, a feat which we still enjoy and even Buhari had admitted was the industry of Jonathan.

6) Jobs were created through 'youwin' initiative and exceptional graduates were given scholarship to pursue postgraduate degree through pressid scholarship scheme. My brother was a beneficiary.

7) The aviation sector improved greatly which recorded only one or two plane crash in Jonathan's entire tenure unlike previously where plane crash was the order of the day, sosoliso plane crash etc.

I can keep naming if you want. And to think Jonathan achieve this feats when the country was war-torn with boko haram distracting him, is really a wonder many of you care to notice. Jonathan was able to achieve these feats because he understood 'BODY LANGUAGE' leadership are for illiterates. Hence, he had a blue-print. Unlike the old illiterate buhari who is a specialist at slowness.

Bravo!!!!! But am so much disappointed in you with the answer you gave above. Why? Because, former president Jonathan only governed Nigeria for just six years and not the whole 16 years since 1999. Secondly, all these weren't achieved in his 100 days in office, majority of em came in his last year in office. Sir, have you forgotten one popular saying that says "you can't continue doing the same thing over and over again, and expect a different result"? Don't let the love of your party or your being loyal to GEJ cloud your sense of reasoning. Thanks. Am neither a Jonathanist nor am I a Buharist. I am a Nigerian.

Hope say pesin no die? May God put a stop to all these kain occurrences o, amen.

lordtosan:
We are already seeing the change you promised sir.

You are the first president to delay nominating your ministers for this long and leaving the various ministries dangling on the throes of directionlessness. That's the change
you are the first president whose core appointments have greatly run fowl to the spirit of federal character enshrined under chapter 2 of our constitution, favouring only your region and have put a razor in the unity of Nigeria. That's the change.

You are the first president who keep blaming his predecessor and touring round the world like a rock-star every passing day without focusing on the task of governance for which you were elected. That's the change!

You are the first president to have denied all the promises you made during your campaign after some i.diots voted you in. Thats the change.
You are the first who rules with BODY LANGUAGE as if you are tossing a girl without a clear blue-print of how to run the country. That's the change
mr president sir, you are indeed a change. I thought Jonathan was the most clueless president we have ever had until you buhari came into power. Jonathan cluelessness pale against yours with all due respect. I thought you were just an illiterate who didn't see the four walls of a university, i was wrong. it seems you later when to school and had a PHD in cluelessness.

Only one question for you, sir. How better did those who did the opposite of what you wrote up there affect the status of this country? I will be very grateful if you can answer this question, sir.

The best thing I guess a sensible Nigerian should do right now is to pray that God almighty makes it all easy and possible for him. Baba, I pray that may every good thing you have in mind for this gr8 country come to pass. Amen

Taylor86:
15years of uninterrupted battery life

15years of water resistant

15years of originality

15years of not carrying charger to funeral

15years of not carrying phone to my neighbors house

RIP Nokia 3310 u were murdered in cold blood by tecno android

Very well on point

Undoubtedly the best of its time.

Queennikky:
Hehe

Help me answer yourself

No be my mouth dem go hear say Gov Fayose nah jack of all trade; master of none ooooooooo. Abeg, no put me for trouble.

-President - Fulani,
-V.P - Yoruba,
-Sen.President - Yoruba,
-Dep.Sen.President- Igbo,
-Speaker - Sayawa,
-Dep.Speaker - Yoruba,
-CJN - Hausa,
-CBN Gov.- Igbo,
-GMD NNPC- Igbo
-FIRS - Yoruba,
-DG BPP - Igbo,
-DG SSS - Fulani,
-CDS - Yoruba,
-Army - Babur
-Airforce - Hausa,
-Navy - Ibibio,
-CGC - Hausa,
-CGI - Gwandara,
-GCNSCDC - Nupe
-NSA - Kanuri,
-SGF - Kilba,
-NIS - Egon,
-NCS - Fulani,
-SSA Sen- Annang,
-SSA Reps - Hausa.
All these positions have some tribal/ethnic reflections but I think it still looks good, I.M.O. What do you think

Queennikky:
Lol..... This dude na jack of all Trades

Master of .......

Ugomba:
The Jose Mourinho of Nigeria Government.

Absolutely on point.

Weldone, baws.

Eleyi gidi gan o

chiibekee:
What's the meaning of this rubbish?

Wetin carry you come here??

Speechless

In case...

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I can easily get your signature on youtube, so why waste my money, credit and time dialing those numbers. . .[/color]

No problem about that nah. Afterall, it's gonna come for free on youtube, isn't it?

Okay

oshyno:
Are u saying he is going to sack them and replace them with guyz from south. This Buhari guy is dummer than hw I placed him. What then is all the wait for if they are on temporary base.

Meeeeeeehnn this administration is soo fvcking confused. I just hope they won't shout federal character when it comes to admission into schools cuz am awaere we have different cut of marks for different states.

The only confused fellow I see here is you. Oh! sorry, there are still some more. You, you and you.

Hmmm. Really?

Chestar5:
maybe, but its d bitter truth that drives most 'stupid' black ladies to hypo deir skin , not cool @ all .... But i wont blame dem cos men are @ fault

I can't just agree with you less. You are so much on point. You won

Chestar5:
lol, ur opinion ryt, or evry man opinion.... Men naturally are attracted to fair ladies even if she is ugly her skin color will surely attract them

Your opinion.

Despite the fact that I hate people bleaching their skin I think she looks very beautiful after that bleaching stuff. My opinion though.

What a biurifu outfit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just don't know what to say..... I'll definitely come back.

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