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Imanuelle: Diezani or Deziani

thank you my broda

ItsModella: 10 types of Nairalanders and not even 1 sheds a positive light. How do you then want us to pick our type? mschew!!!


The OP must fall under type 9, the whiner.

10 likes..


now that makes me type?

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My first phone. cant remember the full name. Alcatel something

Ericsson T28......cant remember how that one disappeared
Nokia 3310....... had it for 4 years. finally lost it in 2005
Nokia 7250i...... stolen
Nokia 6630 ...... Died on me
NOkia 6500(slide) exchanged with mom for N95 8Gb (with spiderman movie in it)
Nokia N95 .......still have it but screen dead
Iphone 3gs .....touch screen failed and wont work. cant remember how i disposed it
HTC HD7 ...... current (great phone)
Bold 4 ...... current (was a gift a few months ago. and yes I only recently just joined bb)

Its so mysterious that it is unmentionable


i've always complained at how ridiculous this nairaland censorship is. Now you see how it turned a seemingly serious thread into a comic relief??


This is utterly unmentionable behaviour

VillageBoi: I didn't get that, did I miss something?

thats was what happened to his computer.. hardware failure. aka computer crash

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

if I had a penny for every time......










Sent from my Nokia 3310

obadiah777: NOT GONNA HAPPEN. THIS IS THE LORDS PROGRAM. THE LORD HAS PUT ONE MAN AGAINST HIS NEIGHBOR. AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO BE LIKE THIS TILL THE END OF THE AGES.

huh?

This story is just amazing and it warms my heart beyond words. Imagine the terrible suffering they have endured in that region due to ethnic cleansing on both sides. christians masacre muslims and Muslims revenge. I wish Israel will learn from this and figure out a lasting solution to their crises and hopefully abandon their zionist agenda

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truthislight: i had wanted to take the thread seriouse when i notice the "low ebb"

clearly you had nothing important to say so you decided to quote the damn thing three times in a row.

If you guys are really honest, you'll ask yourselves the questions I pose and give an answer rather than trash the entire thread because it offers a different view from what you were all brought up to believe. Nonsense

HURRICANE AMAECHI

Image123: This is nonsense talk by the way, the above quote,that is.
the scriptures plainly teaches the insignificance of man and of the earth. And its the very reason why God can and will easily punish mankind for all of eternity. Atheists usually think man as the big deal the real deal whom God should not and cannot punish in hell fire. Hear the scriptures and take away your eyes from insignificant pictures.

Psa 8:4 What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?
Job 25:6 How much less man, that is a worm? and the son of man, which is a worm?

Psa 144:3 LORD, what is man, that thou takest knowledge of him! or the son of man, that thou makest account of him!
Isa 40:15 Behold, the nations are as a drop of a bucket, and are counted as the small dust of the balance: behold, he taketh up the isles as a very little thing.

Isa 40:17 All nations before him are as nothing; and they are counted to him less than nothing, and vanity.
Isa 40:18 To whom then will ye liken God? or what likeness will ye compare unto him?

Dan 4:35 And all the inhabitants of the earth are reputed as nothing: and he doeth according to his will in the army of heaven, and among the inhabitants of the earth: and none can stay his hand, or say unto him, What doest thou?

Psa 62:9 Surely men of low degree are vanity, and men of high degree are a lie: to be laid in the balance, they are altogether lighter than vanity.

Job 9:12 Behold, he taketh away, who can hinder him? who will say unto him, What doest thou?

Psa 115:3 But our God is in the heavens: he hath done whatsoever he hath pleased.

The Spirit of God, who formed all things knew all these things before. That's why it is grace and unmerited favour that makes us significant before God. Sinners remain insignificant even though they may forever play the pity card, or the God is immoral card.

mate, I hope you are not serious. All you are doing here is confirming the god of the gaps idea.


I didn't even bother with all of them cos I know you guys are kingpins when it comes to out of context readings. when you read a text out of context to fortify your position, you have to realise that some other people might actually read it in context.

i"ll start from verse ten of your Isaiah text.. context context context

10 Behold, the Lord GOD will come with strong hand, and his arm shall rule for him: behold, his reward is with him, and his work before him.

11 He shall feed his flock like a shepherd: he shall gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are with young.

12 Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?

13 Who hath directed the Spirit of the LORD, or being his counsellor hath taught him?

14 With whom took he counsel, and who instructed him, and taught him in the path of judgment, and taught him knowledge, and shewed to him the way of understanding?

15 Behold, the nations are as a drop of a bucket, and are counted as the small dust of the balance: behold, he taketh up the isles as a very little thing.

16 And Lebanon is not sufficient to burn, nor the beasts thereof sufficient for a burnt offering.

17 All nations before him are as nothing; and they are counted to him less than nothing, and vanity.

18 To whom then will ye liken God? or what likeness will ye compare unto him?

19 The workman melteth a graven image, and the goldsmith spreadeth it over with gold, and casteth silver chains.

20 He that is so impoverished that he hath no oblation chooseth a tree that will not rot; he seeketh unto him a cunning workman to prepare a graven image, that shall not be moved.

using fancy colours when you write doesn't make you correct

mazaje: Or fighting along side men and unable to defeat some of them because they had iron chariots. Imagine the same god running away because he was afraid men will build a tower that will reach up to him in the sky so he "confused their tongue". . .Imagine and educated and intelligent people believe all the myths. . .Na wah. . .

hahahahahaah first time i read this line in the bible i fell off my chair with laughter. They had modern technology (aka iron chariots) so god said "you know what Judah.. you're on your own"


Oh and don't forget he actually "Hardened" the heart of Pharaoh so he could torture him and his people more. the same twisted logic he used to send himself who was his son actually that he got from getting a Palestine virgin pregnant to die for our original sin that he caused in the first place?? what was the point of that damn tree in the garden?

ROSSIKE: You're in denial.

OF COURSE the extremely tiny size of earth (ie our world) in relation to the universe(s) must indicate to any rational person that the likelihood of us being in any way ''unique'' or uniquely endowed with intelligent life is ZERO.

thank you my brother you too much.. this is exactly the point i'm trying to bring across

camel toe things

Have you ever heard of the word TROLL?

Morgan1092: No mata d God involve, i dnt tink any God supports immorality.

lol!! that brings us to the second point.

How many gods allow you to worship another?

YWHW made it clear in his first commandment!

You cant serve one god and at the end find out he is fake only to have the real god tell you "well, at least u did serve a god so you're good".. Really?

ywhw will just fck u up

advocate666: And these are only the ones we know about.
It could even be less than 0.000001% of the universe.
And also assuming there is only one "universe".

Imagine: what if our universe is just one tiny dot in a cluster of multitidude of others universes?
What if this multiverse cluster is one amongst many, and so on.
The reality is that our knowledge of our surrounding are so limited that we can only imagine.

Thanks for those reality check pictures.

indeed.. The possibilities are simply mind boggling.

I have a feeling our universe is only one of many too. It was only 80years ago astronomers discovered that our galaxy was just a tiny spec in the majesty of the universe. Give another 50 years, we may well find more about our universe. Since it is mathematically possible to have multiple universes or multiverses, then i guess it's only a matter of time.

There is no doubt in my mind whether there is life out there in the universe other than earth. The presence of Amino acids on comets is overwhelming evidence that life is not isolated to earth The question is, are they intelligent??
The truth is, we may never know if there exists intelligence out there or not. it is quite arrogant for us to feel we are the only ones out here.

I'll bet my money on there being life on another planet. I just hope i will be alive to see us discover it

I have a couple of pictures to give you a little perspective of how tiny and infinitesimal we are when it comes to the grand scale of things in the universe.

So before you go around saying we were "created in his image and likeness", put here to take care of the earth for "him" and then be judged on how we do it before returning back to heaven, I want you to consider the following pictures and ask yourself. WHY bother with so much else?

Mind you, none of these were mentioned in any of the "holy" books.
Take a few seconds.. relax and marvel at our galaxy. Everything you see is contained in our milky way galaxy alone. except of course the last picture


lets start from the smallest shall we? Although it is important to point out that pluto is no longer a planet. However, we can replace that with our moon since they are no much bigger than themselves, prolly 1/2
https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_planets.jpg
At this point, our little planet is still pulling its weight around the "big boys" or should i say the "rocky boys". Or is it?

https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_gas_giants.jpg

welcome to the world of gas. With no solid surface to stand on, these balls of gas find it easier getting so big because well, gas expands and contracts much better than earth (rock) does

As big as they seem, compare them to our sun (the major gas giant we have in our solar system) and they are immediately puny in size
https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_sun.jpg
can u see us there?


Our sun is really big!! 90million kilometers away from us and 1.3million kilometers in diameter, it is BIG!!! But how does she measure up with some other biggies around the block? Not very well i'm afraid
https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_local_stars.jpg
That monster Arcturus is the 4th brightest star you see at night. Right behind Sirius (since Sirius is a lot closer to us it appears brighter)


Compared to my favourite star Betelgeuse (you can actually see Betelgeuse with your naked eye at night) and his monster cousin Antares, Arcturus is a baby
https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_giant_stars.jpg
Tips on how to spot Betelgeuse: On any clear night sky, (if you're near the Equator like Nigeria, it wouldn't matter what time of the year) try to spot three stars in a straight line separated by a fingers length when u stretch your arms upwards (Usually called "the three kings" ). Try to align these three stars on one hand (preferably left) there will be four stars forming a rectangle around these three. The top left one with a reddish twinkle is Betelgeuse. and the bottom right one in the square is Rigel


As big as these stars get, they are really insignificant compared to our medium sized galaxy.

https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/spiral-galaxy.jpg


Finally, how many galaxies out there? seemingly just as many as the number of stars

https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_galaxies.jpg

everything you see there is a galaxy .






I ask the question one more time.

How significant do you think we are?

rokiatu: I really could care less I am just speaking my piece of mind. You have the right to ignore it.

So do you have the right to critical thinking. which if you don't, you precisely know which opposite right you are then exercising

rokiatu: So many reasons but to sum it up in just 5 words, ~~~DEATH~~~

How does that prove god

why do I have to be faced with so much pseudo-reasoning this morning

[quote author=uj_sizzle]The proof of his existence is all around me- everything living in all their varieties and the feeling of His awesome presence.[/quote]That's a lazy minds way of saying "I believe everything I am told without question"

Uyi Iredia: EVolution is a failed theory.

Stop this nonsense my friend . I'm fully aware that you know what you are saying is wrong but you rather fool the lazy minded masses on NL with a stupid statement like that.


The problem isn't evolution itself, it is a fact proven beyond all reasonable doubt. The problem however is Abiogenesis. So be clear on what you say and stop deceiving people/being dishonest to yourself. Mind you, the duty of care is on you for whatever you post here and how it affects other people so take your time to make sure what you say is factual and true

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Wow!!!

Rare things happen. . .[/color][/quote]whats even rarer is u in this section

Archmed: with ur Ph.D in Mechanical Engineering,The OP's points appeal to me more.....u said its d actual speed of d car that is d prime consideration...who controls the speed of d car...na Spirit?..Naija over sabi...wen we want show say we sabi..we reveal our ignorance..smh.

huh?? what are you on about

The OP's definition of "overspeed" was rather vague. The post you quote only goes to explain further.


You dont have to comment you know?

He reminds me of a good mate!! hahahaha

If first you don't succeed, try another lady


Nice short film. made me laugh


American/aussie accent, French accent, London street.. Nice combo

abiL: I have a (northern England) Yorkshire accent.

For example, we say:

'Ey up côck/ duck .... Hello love
I'm right chuffed ... I'm very happy
I ain't done owt wrong ... haven't done anything wrong
Nowt ... Nothing
I'm havin' a sarnie ... I'm having a sandwich
Bloodeh 'ell ... Bloody hell
Giz a kiss ... Give me a kiss

they're just weegie wana be's

yuzedo: Yes i do...... A Hyundai Accent!

LMAO!! best accent here

I'm not a Hamilton fan at all.. I'm for Jenson Button.

But just like football, I'll always love to see Manchester united loose more than even seeing my own team Arsenal Win


So, Tough for Vettel