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peachysteve:
1stof November...anyone?

Yes, i am nov 1

Daddy freeze is typing......

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Jesus died on a Wednesday and rose on Saturday evening. 3days, 3 nights. Like the previous poster rightly said, there were 2 Sabbaths during Jesus crucifixion. Please try to read the Bible between lines with understanding. The widely accepted Friday to Sunday morning doctrine is false!

Me I like his voice. It's comedy in itself!

greatjoshy:
I love this.... This recreation of their 50 years old picture is enough evidence to show that God has been involved in their lives, if not in any other visible reason but clearly about the fact that non of them died, non of them lost any part of their body to any form of crash or accident to render them disabled.
'Like' if you love them and would want to do the same or better in the next 50 years(If Jesus tarries to return for rapture) with you family and love ones

The way Christianity in Nigeria is practised amazes me. So you mean those family who have lost a member during the years, are not being favoured by God or God isn't faithful in their lives? Even in death, God is faithful. Read the Bible well

Saintsammurai:
Ladies and gentlemen, your one and only Nairaland prophet is here again.

Just drop a post and let me give you a prophetic declaration.

My eyes are opened today and i thought i should see vision for troubled folks.

Concerning the 2019 general election.

I saw 100% rigging by one camp.

The rigging was so visible and visible for The world to see.
I saw Nigerians crying and not accepting the result, even the supreme Court will be powerless for this party that has rigged the election is so so powerful and deadly.

I saw riot all over the country, i saw police and army brutality.
Democracy has been tempered with.

This is what i saw and Nigerians should seek divine help from God.
This is more than court and riot.
The country will be shaken and 90% of Nigerians won't accept the election result and this may crumble Nigeria.

I don't know what will later happen but all i know is that NIGERIANS should seek the face of GOD.

when i see more about the election, i will speak.

Hello prophet

I was in a grocery store to buy stuffs. After checking out what I wanted to buy, I brought out 200 Naira clean note to pay. The grocery man collected it and was about leaving when after a while he started saying that I haven't paid him. I got very furious and told him that we should check the CCTV camera. He obliged and when we checked, alas, he saw that I truly paid him. He started begging me, but I said I will seize his coat as a sign of punishment for lying against me. I did seize the coat and wore it then I woke up. Thanks

I was in a grocery store to buy stuffs. After checking out what I wanted to buy, I brought out 200 Naira clean note to pay. The grocery man collected it and was about leaving when after a while he started saying that I haven't paid him. I got very furious and told him that we should check the CCTV camera. He obliged and when we checked, alas, he saw that I truly paid him. He started begging me, but I said I will seize his coat as a sign of punishment for lying against me. I did seize the coat and wore it then I woke up. Thanks

I had a dream and I saw an old woman from my village that I know very well. She prepared moimoi for me (my best food in real life). Meanwhile, I had been told through a word of knowledge not to eat of it that she planned to kill me. So I pretended that I ate of it and gave it back to her and she ate. Soon after eating it, she died. I kind of was rejoicing in the dream and shared the testimony with my aunt (still in the dream). After which I woke up

I had a dream and I saw an old woman from my village that I know very well. She prepared moimoi for me (my best food in real life). Meanwhile, I had been told through a word of knowledge not to eat of it that she planned to kill me. So I pretended that I ate of it and gave it back to her and she ate. Soon after eating it, she died. I kind of was rejoicing in the dream and shared the testimony with my aunt (still in the dream). After which I woke up

martineverest:
gaybriel

Lol.

Thanks. It works!

Please add me to the available WhatsApp link 08036013601. Thanks

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proeast:
Lol, this one too Na monarch?? Just look at how hungry he looks Afonjas should come to the Igboland and see how monarchs are supposed to be. What would a monarch even be doing with a madman to start with Was he that low class??
If the man can look this hungry then I wonder how his palace will be like, I hope it won't be a mud house with red roof
Poverty stricken people feeling funky

Funny that you think when middle aged men portray with round cheeks, big tommy and unhealthy fat in their bodys, then it equates to "lack of hunger"?
This late oba looks fit and he doesn't look hungry.

EwuOjota:
Rest in peace Oba.

Many years ago, our traditional rulers were very fortified and mere knives will not enter their bodies.

Traditional rulers of these days were not chosen by the Oracles, but by the political parties they belong to and that is why they are no longer revered.

This year alone, the Oba of Benin has been to Abuja 3 times looking for contracts,and yet the myopic people of that place will say oba no dey go transfer.

Ooni of Ife wants to make the Ooni seat irrelevant by all means,and is going from one owambe to another.

Emir of Kano is busy acting like a baseless crusader,fighting for only what he knows about. And Oba of Lagos only lives to threaten the Ibo people,with swimming in the Lagoon.

In the East,98.9% of their traditional rulers are retired and present 419ers and drug dealers. And we wonder why a common knife can kill this man?

You got ur head there with this write-up! The plain truth about the "politicized" obas we have now!
Brilliant

Raphael81:
It means Promotion and the Grace to be recognized among others.

Amen. I claim it

Good afternoon, my daughter dreamt of me dressed up on shirt and tie and holding a suitcase. Please what does this mean? Thanks

Mediapace:
Before the tragedy

Bros, it was before o. I received it personally from him on 21st June. Check the attached.

Mpanyi:
Same as yours. You should have used 'show' instead of 'shows.' This is one of reasons I don't criticize people when they make mistakes in English as I can make my own mistake while doing that. That said as long as the subject is not English language, knowledge of English language is never a yardstick for measuring how intelligent one is.

"Grammatical errors" = collective term

The grammatical error in your write up shows that you are not intelligent

Dollarman20:
your family really motivated me alot bro in life. i love the family. their house and mine was int he middle of both ayedun oke and ayedun odo. i was staying at Papa Tayes house the man was living in lokoja then having a water proccessing company there, my friends leaves beside the palace, the FAYEMIS opposite the Alas family. wow good old days, RIP my king, friendly people kind and awesome. those days i will follow my friends to the farm lol to eat pounded yam we made from cocoyam. the man that used to sing was my music teacher at schools mr something Ishola. his son is dele. 18 years ago no be beans.

Wow. From this rapt description, I should know u well. My name is Toye Aribisala, son of late prince Gbadebo Aribisala, who worked and retired in Ajaokuta. Our house is next to mr Olaiya house in Ayedun, we have Gbafe pure water factory. Let me end there before giving too much info online. But am sure u may have remembered more

Dollarman20:
are u from ayedun buddy?

Yes bro. Aribisalas family, irutu quarters

Omo ekun, Omo Ori ite, Omo orire dade. Sleep well my king!

gen2briz:
FUNKE!!!

Aye mi temi bami

Raphael81:
Pray like this "Oh Lord give me the Grace to move forward in life, take me to another level of Glory and favour". Its a good dream, God wants to take you to another level, a new and better job, but are you ready?... God bless u sir

Thank you so much. I am ready ooo. Amen

Good morning, I had this dream: I dreamt that I was in a bus with other staff to Kaduna. All of a sudden, I left the bus and was walking on the main road. I was now looking for another bus to convey me, then I saw a very beautiful bus, the bus now also carried the logo of my company and as he was passing me,i called that it should stop and carry me. It didn't want to stop but after much pleading it stopped, I entered and I was happy, the bus had ac, bigger and the driver was a white man. I now told the driver that my bus left me that if he sees the bus, he should stop it and let it pick me. But the white man replied that it may not be possible to see the bus again that I should just follow them. I was still travelling in the bus when I woke up

MissWrite:
I don't believe that all men are promiscuous. But those who are promiscuous are naturally so. I also don't believe that all women are not promiscuous. And those who are promiscuous are naturally so. And if promiscuity were a crime, then people would have to exercise self discipline to regulate their actions. Every human being (of sound mind) has the ability to refrain from action; it's on this premise that laws are even possible. We have the ability to suppress our urges. The fact that you're hungry does not justify stealing food from someone else. The fact that you're aroused by a girl does not justify raping her. And if an angry belly or blue balls would keep us out of jail, we do it.

But promiscuity is not a crime because there are no victims (or are there? If a broken heart counts ). It's simply a vice. Only with women though. So promiscuous women are inclined to discipline themselves, while promiscuous men do not bother. Instead, they point to their DNA - the same markers that should absolve promiscuous women. The point is, that discipline is possible. And even if there's no penalty to scare you into behaving, the love and respect you have for your spouse (or whatever is holy in your book) should make you want to discipline yourself. But naturally, human beings respond more effectively to the stick.

Sorry. This has now become a conversation about promiscuity instead of homosexuality, as per OP. Anyway, there are parallels: people who are naturally gay are compelled to deny their urges because, unlike promiscuity, homosexuality is a crime here. But, like with promiscuity, there are no victims (or are there? If someone's upset stomach counts . They still have the option of minding their business though)






Yes. I said earlier, "the more popular mix..." . This implies that there is a comparison between two items. And then I said, "for a heterosexual man". Which do you think is more popular amongst straight guys, doing it with two girls or a guy and a girl?








Okay, I'll try to give you a more comprehensive list...
1. Football players
2. Basket ball players
3. Hockey players
4. In fact, any team sport
5. Or team sport supporter
6. Or a team sport coach
7. Indians
8. Guys who have been through an ordeal together
9. Guys who haven't seen each other in ages
10. Guys who have been saved by their co-worker from getting fired
11. .............I'm tired.

You are a very intelligent writer. I like you