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RomanceRe: Is Love A Curse? by ariblaze(op): 1:23pm On Feb 04, 2009
Ehise99:
love IS a curse I have no doubt
should it be so?
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 1:22pm On Feb 04, 2009
ok, i would be a cryptographer for today

my writeup would be encoded, if you can figure the key

then you can break it, what a joy it would be.

so would be code breakers here goes



gdq unhbd sgd rntmc ne roqhmf

sn sgd rntmc ne gdq katfgsdq

lx gdaqs lnudr

knud chms okax eahq

hs ghs gaqc ame qdetrdc sn kds fn

h al knrd,knrs hm sgd nmd tgn gar ld dmrkaudc

sgd ehqrs amc sgd kars



this is dedicated to you

bqhyngr fubyn zvff--------- grin(go figure if you can)









disclaimer: this isnt gibberish, the key to (a) might no necessarily open (b,) and i am allowed to deny the contents of the write above.

smart alecs , shoot
LiteratureRe: Open Mic Night by ariblaze(m): 12:47pm On Feb 04, 2009
*******ok empty hallway, not that i care*******

i own the right of way

why don't i feel right in my ways

the promise of redemption

the cry for a revolution

my pattern as to change

life i would re-adapt to

the path is un walked the ground is moist

still with lightness of hearts and skipping of feet

abound the path i race






disclaimer*********i just had to say something
LiteratureRe: Open Mic Night by ariblaze(m): 12:32pm On Feb 04, 2009
@epi

heard of book of rants? wink

on a more serious note, i like your vent

imagine someone yabbing your complexion, lol remember as a young boy growing up, i really wanted to be an oyinbo
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by ariblaze(m): 12:29pm On Feb 04, 2009
an observer huh?

ok


i particularly like this statement which i had stood by since
I think it would be easier to say what it isn't. . . and that is - The way [b]some [/b]Nigerian men use it.

with the bold being the operative word
ps: are you also sisijinx?

or you peeps are different err. . . .personalities?
RomanceIs Love A Curse? by ariblaze(op): 11:43am On Feb 04, 2009
or a burden?

i hear things, from they dont know what love is

they confuse even hate for love

to he says he loves me, but all he wants is to get laid

so please does this mean love is a curse

for men not to feel and at the same time use its name to get laid

the trend here suggests, if one dare says he is in love 98% of the time he/she would be scorned

do i need to love in my lifetime?

love brings heartbreak when unreturned doesnt it?

please why should we love?
RomanceRe: I Love Him But Not In Love With Him. by ariblaze(m): 11:35am On Feb 04, 2009
for someone who doesnt know what the

phrase means, you sure gave a sound explanation

me just wonders what you would say, if you knew what the phrase means wink
RomanceRe: I Love Him But Not In Love With Him. by ariblaze(m): 11:21am On Feb 04, 2009
loving someone

and

being in love are two different things

in a perfect world

i love you:family, very good friends , generally a high state for feelings for persons one isnt intimate with

i am in love with you:designed for that one person, usually of the opposite sex(but nowadays sha you never know)the overwhelming feeling that wants you with such a person for like eternity but eternity differs from person to persons, as the ladies of nairaland have painfully pointed out that nigerian men, fall in and out at the snap of a finger


@post

your friend is lusting after another.
RomanceRe: Overcome Loneliness On Valentine's Day by ariblaze(m): 10:47am On Feb 04, 2009
@poster

snap out of it girl

feeling blue wont solve anything

never had a date on valentine, this year is shaping to be the same

go to work, get a great book and yeah. . . . . . . . .a great excuse to go drink with the boyz
RomanceRe: Ladies Are You Attracted To Muscular Men Or Skinny Men? by ariblaze(m): 10:35am On Feb 04, 2009
lol fear not

juju doesn't work,at least i like to believe that

flying to china is nice, i do that too, with tha aid of a broom

teleporting zaps my energy, would rather just fly

where in Malaysia are you sef, i should come say hi

say like this evening
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 10:22am On Feb 04, 2009
stillwater:
But what if you sit and wait till forever . . .
To a stage where sinews cling to your bones
like grilled meat in hot summer
You should know time's ever on the run
Tick, tock, tick, tock,
unconsciously you might become a "male" nun tongue
I'd say take the bull by the horns!!!
Oh Sir Rantalot tongue

Sit and wait my skateboard butt!!! cool
the moment cant be rushed

if not i would live life in a hush

like a baby in the comfort of the womb

cant be hurried,so as not to be sorry

the moment would be perfect

without any racket i don't have to move like the rocket

for she shall wear my locket wink

which will be my emotional ticket

lol, i dont see myself a nun, male or otherwise grin
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by ariblaze(m): 9:53am On Feb 04, 2009
sisijinx


i am beginning to suspect you[b] think [/b]you have being in this situation grin

As long as there is a feeling there and it directed at a woman, it is. . . . you guessed it - LOVE
mind telling us what love is? cool
RomanceRe: Ladies Are You Attracted To Muscular Men Or Skinny Men? by ariblaze(m): 9:33am On Feb 04, 2009
@gabrywyl

you dey fear juju?

lol
RomanceRe: How Far Will You Go? by ariblaze(m): 10:10pm On Feb 03, 2009
proving a point is meanless

reaching an agreement/understanding is the ultimate











just learnt that from an experience two weeks ago
RomanceRe: How Far Will You Go? by ariblaze(m): 10:09pm On Feb 03, 2009
proving a point is meanless

reaching an agreement/understanding is the ultimate











just learnt that from an experience two weeks ago
RomanceRe: Girls Are Like Internet Virus by ariblaze(m): 6:50pm On Feb 03, 2009
guy you are on your own ooo
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by ariblaze(m): 6:42pm On Feb 03, 2009
madam

the link you sent proves no point at all

even though i think the gentleman

is just being naughty but the circumstances he depicted for being in. . .

is actually feasible,he hasnt met her, doesnt know how she looks

but her sense of direction, humor and veiw towards life from her post he gleaned

isnt that actually a safer reason than he seen her and it being cos she has fab ass

i am not saying men, dont say they love a woman to get laid

i am saying it is not limited or exclusive to nigerian men
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 5:22pm On Feb 03, 2009
vesc. . . . . . . .


english please , for a word of what you said i cant decipher

am in love? yep. .with my wife

does she like me being a wiseass. . . .sure, for the she gets to revenge

my heart in the freezer of the chic you told me not to hitch, which i hitched is perfectly fine thank you

and you my good sir, you need to stop playing the smart ass by reading too much into what i write

i write as the mood hits me, for all you know i could decide to morph into say wale for instance

a charming young man,that i talk with in the office whose computer always freezes him out

a vanilla sense of humor this gentleman has,and he always has me amused

now if i morphed into him i will be more comic,but still get the point across.






as for the busybody thingy, in as much as 98% of the time your analysis of them is correct,the remaining 2% could mean the busybody is just yanking assumptions from the air.


speaking about hearts and freezers

sir who has yours
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 6:12pm On Feb 02, 2009
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started,


============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.


She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.
RomanceRe: How To Tell Your Girlfriend She Can't Cook? by ariblaze(m): 6:01pm On Feb 02, 2009
go like sweetie you wanna cook?

ah don't bother, its my turn today

and for a long period to come

hope you don't mind indomine?


if that doesnt work, brave through one more of the meals and feign serious stomach upset

it would mean a trip to the hospital and churning down some awful drugs , but hey you wanna stay alive, remain with her without hurting her feelings

and you want her to stop cooking. . .try it grin
RomanceRe: I Like This Girl, But She Likes Someone Else by ariblaze(m): 5:57pm On Feb 02, 2009
a love triangle

or should i say a like triangle

try and spice her interest in you

if it doesnt work, you had better play the friend and hope what she has for the guy is noting but passing fancy
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by ariblaze(m): 5:00pm On Feb 02, 2009
Sisi Jinx:
I could but seeing as there is no way to verify if my story is true or something I spun out of my wild imagination, there is no point. grin



Oh gabby. . . I don't think Eyonigger was serious about that.

By the way, saying I love you can also be used to smoothed ruffled feathers.
verify?

who needs verification anymore

when people just pull stories out of their posterior

com'n give us your best story

to make it more interesting

i grant you permission to put me in the picture



ps:be kind oo
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by ariblaze(m): 4:39pm On Feb 02, 2009
the eyonigger

is obviously confused and very unserious

but then again, he said crush. . . .and kindly note this

he might crush on the above people because he had being following their write-ups prior to that date grin

that argument doesn't hold water she? undecided

what can i say. . . . .
RomanceRe: Should I Still Go On With The Marriage Plan Or End It? by ariblaze(m): 4:35pm On Feb 02, 2009
@poster

you cant get the best advice from here

you may get sound advice though

and for what its worth here is one

the question in the exact manner you posed to us

ask her, thats the only way you will know
RomanceRe: Fun Places To Leave Love Notes by ariblaze(m): 4:30pm On Feb 02, 2009
Inside your partner's towel.
lol, the wet towel hanging on the rack to dry

you forgot one

put it in her weavon or is it her wig

her jewelery box

put it in the inner pocket of my suit

hmm. . . . huh

wont that be dumb, she would think. . . .lets see

yeah i got it


put it inside the suit and write the note in this format



. . . . . . .



i love you and always will



. . . . . . . .


ps:if you are reading this , it means you were snooping, stop it grin
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by ariblaze(m): 4:19pm On Feb 02, 2009
@sisi

you claim to be aware the above happens

can you give us a legit albeit true case
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by ariblaze(m): 4:16pm On Feb 02, 2009
@gabrywyl

am not trying to rip your personality

if i somewhat did, i do apologize

but i still disagree with your notion sha

i am not saying this doesn't happen

some men use the word, because they feel its the quickest way to get laid

but i dont think that trick works anymore , women haved wised up thus my saying i don't believe
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by ariblaze(m): 4:15pm On Feb 02, 2009
@jinx

touche'

that which i said was said to make a point with the poster

i was trying to understand the reason why a guy would claim he loves a


woman minutes after meeting, having never had prior contact with her before

my very nigerian male brain refuses to accept that the men just say it
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 4:10pm On Feb 02, 2009
@tgurl


busy body grin
RomanceRe: Almost Every Girl Is Cheap These Days. Why? by ariblaze(m): 4:07pm On Feb 02, 2009
I dont understand what you mean by 'cheap'
Do they agree to date you easily? or
Do they give in for sex easily?
You're talking from experience or what you see around?

Its been this way since only it got more around your area or you just noticed but it doesnt apply to every body i tell you there are some HARD HARD HARD girls, you'll almost run outt.a ya minds when dealing with such and there are some 'just say the words' kind.a girl.

It also relates to the kind.a place you meet your girls, A working class/Independent lady who you meet in an AGM would act different from a girl you meet in the club.

How it comes, if you wanna get her you go for her and if she gives in you appreciate her cos really it takes them nothing to stress your senses of your brain you should even count yourself lucky.
GBAM!

me likey grin
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by ariblaze(m): 3:59pm On Feb 02, 2009
@post

dont spoil a good thing by making a mountain outta a mole hill

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