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i dont know about everybody

but as for me


i lurk behind the shadows

waiting. . . . . . . .

watching. . . . . . . . .

_{hooded frame walks to the mike}

i feel as though my drink is spiked

and it is not because of this damn mike

i dont know why she feels slight

which has me in this silly plight

i just hope she gets on that naija flight

and i hope i wont end up being a big fright

the stick dangles in my mouth as i give it the needed light


inhale exhale


steps off the stage and away from the puzzled faces

dunno

do you by any chance know where the real problem is?

or just maybe you are the cause of the real problem?

afterall is there ever really a real problem

i abide by this creed

i am mega mad now. . .

whats new about my being mad you say

well,its some category of men who think they know it all

yep, those types that feel,their opinion has to count

their opinion should always make sense, either because they have fancy degrees

or live in a fancy country

the ones that feel, i have being there, i have done that

thus i am qualified to give credible opinion, even if i am spitting crap

or just pulling things straight from the air

even if the situation is different from what they ever experienced

by virtue of their positions they have to talk, they have to be heard, their opinions must be relevant

i say to them , go give advice to your sisters

shut your mouth cos you dont know me

let this person live life and make mistakes if its to be made

haba , wetin be your own?

you had your time

should ours match yours?

who made you the best judge?

when did you become sir know it all?

why cant people just shut up and say, i am not sure about this, just be careful

thats good advice, why outrightly condemn something/someone you dont know

men its a good thing , the world doesnt revolve around your royal higness

i might have being banished to the nether regions of hell

but as it stands , i just dont very much like your attitude

and i hope you are happy,with regards to your actions

i certainly feel much better having said this.








disclaimer::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::i will not be drawn into a discussion about the above,this is what i feel and well if i am not entitled to this you are free to tell me to take a flying leap

Russian and an Australian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the final match, the Aussie wrestler's trainer
came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has, whatever you do don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"

The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Aussie and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening.

All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Aussie and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and the Aussie collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the Aussie wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose. So with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."

"So, the trainer exclaimed, "That is what finished him off!"

"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls.

bofoons in uniform

no am not talking about

the naval men

neither the police

nor the soldiers

i am talking about the men of the FRSC

yes, those goats

so i was on my way to church today(yeah i go there)

when this okada passed me and made a turn my way

sudden from the junction we negotiated into someone dashed right infront of my car
'
chasing the okada man,the road was bumpy and the okada man was quite the wirly one

frustrated the frsc man, who then proceeded to pull off the passenger, i mean hold by the shirt and tug off

this guy fell off,luckily he landed on his feet whilst the okada man made a bail for it,

i was seething,stopped by their car ro give em an ear full,just because of helmet

one of them now made the mistake of telling me it aint my business what they do,big mistake!

would let you know what played out later

i pretend as though

i dont see her

guys make faces as she passes

damn her ass has got to pass

but alas we aren't of the same class

what a laugh