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This is most unlike you Ariblaze. All this flowery pink happy-go-lucky hopeful words.

itumo?

i am too cold for it?

or maybe just too old?

i would very much like to be told

and dont you dare put me on hold

if you do i would have you favorite shoe sold.





i am like the sky huh?

people cant miss me,always hovering around she?

you dey try me oo

the daze of dawn

the sun still hides behind the horizon

chasing the moon the other way

the air is alive with unfulfilled promise

pregnant promise

i hold my head in expectancy

like a father awaiting the birth of his first

i am confident, i have to be

the face of hope unfulfilled

passion soon to be returned

the dance of the chemistry

the electricity of the moment

and hopefully the . . . future

i sit and i await

Difference Between Guts and Balls
We've all heard about men having guts and men having balls.
In fact, they are both slang for 'courage'. But you know what?
They aren't synonyms.

Do you want to know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below,

GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met at
the staircase by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning or are you going flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase
by your wife with a broom, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say: "You're next."

how come nobody says they missed me

Tgirl4real:
Now I know how to start a fight

hope you have seen my disclaimer

you are on your own ooo

Tgirl4real:
Why? the simple reason why we grumble and complain instead of give thanks

ditto that

the ballad of the confused

should i have remained in the army?

should i have studied law?

should i have practiced by my field of study?

would i have made general?

would i have being a suave lawyer?

would i have survived the harsh conditions my profession would subject me to?


why cant i wear traditional on my timberlands

why cant i i grow a ponytail

why cant i just up, quite my job , be a bum and just ask for alms to drink eat and sleep

why cant i just keep a phone for more than one year

why cant i bench press 100kg

why cant i just up and ride around the whole of Nigeria



situations i cant control

why is God so kind even to the wicked

why are people so evil?

why do people kill for rituals

why do men get jealous

why doesn't God just strike the killers to death

why do innocents suffer?

why don't we understand life

why do we feel lost atimes

why don't we just shutup and give thanks

how to start a fight

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, .

So, I took her to a gas station,

And then the fight started,




"When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, .

So, I took her to a gas station,

And then the fight started,

****

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,"Do you want to have sex?

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started,

********

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

And she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too'

And then the fight started
,

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage .

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 30 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started ,

****

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many & years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started,

****

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car,

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it, He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started,

****
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And then the fight started, .

****

A woman stood nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

And then the fight started,

in the beginning of the end

win is win

lose is lose

life in death better put

the life after death,the transformation from physical to the spiritual

formlessness become a form

the human flaws , give way for God's perfection

inner peace doesnt seem so far away anymore

world unity no longer becomes a statement in the books or journals

but for once becomes reality