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aawwwww shucks

ma bad too, dint mean to come down

that hard on you,

but you are one tough customer

i am particular about you too

your initiative your drive, direction

yeah and if feels soo good to be hounded

by a goodlooking intelligent gurl too

so pardon a brother playing hard to get

aint u so pathetic

usually i like to think

i don't suffer fools

a few months ago

if you had done that

to the cleaners i would have taken you

no holds barred,your gender regardless

but now i would just say,

if the statement is a statement,put a fullstop behind it

and if its a question, put a question mark behind it


when next you interact with me,verbally or otherwise

check and recheck your tone

i would not take insults from you again.


regards

ariblaze



ps: _{my post isnt posed to start beef
its just said to lay things straight with you
a friend i still consider you}

awww

sm am not a celeb?

should have stayed in romance

and joined in the spewing of rubbish

by now i should have almost 10,000posts

then i would qualify as a celeb

but now, you broke my heart

sir rantalot aka rantacrack,aka the grouch aka the blazeman aka ariblaze

is humbled and broken hearted now

need to find a hole to nurse my bruised ego



@vesc

gimmie them hours and i would lick your boots

when and which

when did i break hearts?

which hearts did i break?

when did i say i am scared of everyone?

which day did i say it?

atleast am not scared of vesc

how am i encouraging spice in her advances?_{(which i feel is all playful banter though)}

when havent i post 2rants after eachother when am bored?

which day did my rant posting start to abide by rules?

when did i complain of my job?

i complained of being bored.

ur second post

yes i want to know

new friends they are

better yet they are considered

the very few i can call friends here

you inclusive (even though:::::




ps: if you really want to interview me,

since you think am a celebrity of sorts

prove it by, opening a thread and getting 200 nairalanders to sign up for me to get interviewed

if you can achieve that feat, i promise i would spill everything, my mothers maiden name , her first boyfriend etc

lol

cant help blowing me a kiss?

by all means,blow ahead

lets see how hard you can blow

just dont make it sizzling so we wont get sent to

the romance thread.

going crazy

its official am going crazy here

application not working

boredom has set it and its only 9:40am!

men, i have just being eating everything

had 3 meatpies already,thats after a large helping of yam

mehn,i dont wanna start carrying a bigger pouch than i do already

3 cans of sprite already, and yeah eyes still puffy arrgghh

need time out

and that aint gonna happen anytime soon

no Christmas or festive breaks for me

crazy

reminds me, last year, the new year met me in the office , looking lustfully at the fireworks in lagos from the 10th floor of my office building by 12am

a repeat might just be the case again

where is gami da elf?

havent seen, heard or read anything from her

in awhile

gamidelf:::::::::::::::::::::::::::your wit is needed

show up


from the land beyond, beyond

from the trespasses of the past world

open fare(_{am not show those are the correct words,but i always said it like that 20years ago)}

i beg you temi gami now appear

the flaming grass

ok the title is an overkill

i know,but i have run out

of titles,a brother has to

keep setting standards lol

its tuesday morn,and am

freaking tired,worked 14hours

already this week,and insomnia

has started creeping it yet again

thus puffy eyes and a constant frown

to the face is the dress code for the day

haba,why cant i just put my head on a pillow

and sleep? why do i have to toss and turn for hours

seeing the time ticking into the early hours,why?

how come some people with a second can just zone off

and i cant? how come humans need to sleep? why can we all

just be awake all the time? atleast if that happens, complaints of

not enough time would stop,how come this country is so insecure

that i can decide to out of frustration of lacka sleep,climb on bike and ride at 2am

ride so hard till the fear of whatever creeps into me?how come i had to stay huddled

in my room listening to the annoying generator of my neighbor?

speaking of that generator, visit it i shall soon with a bag of salt in tow

how come i have to wake up 4am,after less than 2hour sleep to start preparing for work?

how come lagos isnt like other towns , where you can wake up 6am and still stroll into office before 8am

how come my brand new shoes hurt so much?

how come the green grass burns,even though it aint dry?

how come i feel as though,i have worked Monday to Friday when its just Tuesday morn?

how come i cant take an ak47 and just shoot at anything that catches my fancy?

how come am such a coward that i cant aquire the rifle like the average Niger delta militant?

how come even though,we dint roll, i would miss her when she travels?

how come i say how come so much?

vesc, sisijinx, bluspice tgirl4real

what are all you guys upto huh?

princesa i am really getting scared of you

is that a laugh?

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”


The priest asks, “Is that you, little gbenga adamu”


”Yes, Father, it is.”


“And who was the girl you were with?”


“I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.”


“Well, gbenga, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”


“I cannot say.”


“Was it Titi ibrahim


“I'll never tell.”


“Was it Nike ishola”


“I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.”


“Was it Cathrine james


“My lips are sealed.”


“Was it Rose debola, then?”


“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”


The priest sighs in frustration. “You're very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now, you go and behave yourself.”


gbenga walks back to his pew, and his friend ariblaze slides over and whispers, “What'd you get?”


“Four months vacation and five good leads.”

an idiot thinkng himself a king

A fool thinking he has arrived

An animal vexing a gentle spirit

First name starts with o

2nd with p

3rd with a


And this people featured a page before

I should do the maths

A king is male,the he in your statement denotes male

The only a in the previous page is ariblaze

Hmm, ,,,,,,,,i just wonder

She dissed me
She dissed me not
She dissed me



Anyways nice rant,its always good to let it all out

i know that cant be me

i dont have to be a rocket scientist to know whom

but then again

it could just be me

see

the women here

are err,err to be feared respected

a fool she just made a man

a redeemed fool would have being better

but a clueless unsuspecting fool she has created

the sane man

that isnt very sane

the normal guy

that doesnt stick to the norm

the crazy chap

that isnt so crazed

the predator

that doesnt eat meat

the upwardly mobile guy

that doesnt have a date

the angry man

that has noting to be mad at

the optimist

that thinks life can be impossible

the boy trapped in a man's body

or

is it the man trapped in a boy's body

the thirst that isnt for water

the hunger that isnt for food

the heat that isnt from the ambience

our lives

which makes the pardox of our time

well

you are welcome to them that is

am quite sure, i am a not so favored second on their

list you the favored first

you rant as usual has me reeling


boyz want us to hangout

no biggie you say

but not in surulere

no, nay narie

june 30th 2007

i was beaten,robbed and beaten more for good measure

fish they say we would eat

fish i say i would catch on the 3rd on my way home

ikeja is where the blaze would light up tonight

isaac john would witness me attempt to do a wheelie

after a couple of shots of liquor has me brave enough

but not stupid enough to attempt a topper

my muscles have gotten so cramped and i need to uncramp them

so if you see anyone doing the robocop at a club near you in ikeja

that might just be me, the blaze man










bluespice


vesc: _{i think i know who she is}

have i told you am scared of you

princesa?


bluspice

i think i am spoken for

even though she wont admit it

am sure she wont want me getting married to some else

tgirl4real

Soz my bad

Not scare me,scare me

Am just scared thats all

You,ma are a breath of fresh air

lol

vesc you deserve to being

taken out tied to the stake

and made the object of target

practice for wannabe shooters

we dont want anyone sparing you the pain

i want the dread of knowing people are aiming at you

and missing to sink down on you, then as time goes on the odds

against you being hit start to increase , you wont know which one of the mofos

would get lucky, i bet it would be that plumpy on with the excitable fingers lol




on a more serious note

i felt you were the one she was asking

who me ?

or the rant before mine?

lol,

ok tgirl4real

lemmie lay it to you straight

i don't want you hating or thinking me arrogant_{(which by the way i am)}

but am not a nice subject for your interveiw

i wont say my name,i don't want peeps to know me

i prefer this level of Anonymousness where i can diss anyone i want to

love anyone i choose to, without being subject to too close a scrutiny

i wont tell you who i roll with,neither where i work

wont be nice because my thoughts arent always

at the end of the day , more enemies i would have created for me

and lucky i might be not to get banned

if you notice my last 400 or so odd post i havent left this thread literature i mean

i intend to keep it that way

the outside world scares me, the people that would read the interveiw scare me


and you scare me




i just want to be left in my rants, with the fellows that come on holiday to rant with me

thanks for granting my request

as usual, you blow our minds apart

i started reading your writeup confused

and ended up lost

you have to be a true genius to do that to me

bluespice:
it was designed to make you set out thinking that way

i thot i had a wife murderer on my hands

so am a monster

So am bigger than her

So female she is

Who cares?maybe you

Certainly not me

The bitch had it coming

Dropping into

My house unanounced

And certainly uninvited

With her friends

Warnings i dropped

For her to leave because

The only other option would

Be violence and odds are she

Would be worse off or dead!

But court with the blaze

She had to,i hit her hard

So hard my hands hurt

The force was so much

My hands hurt,i dint have to hear

Anything break,i had her mangled

For added satisfaction,i stepped on her

A sound dint escape the now lifeless body

that would teach you not to come to my house

Not to flirt with me,certainly not to touch my body


Because you see i hate what you remind me of,

I hate the pain you caused me and i hate you

For what you are
















A


MOsquito

ooook

Someone let it all out

Group hug for our sister

Yeah huddle closer

Decided to go watch
The match out tonight
Should have stayed at home
My heart the team broke
Whats there,kick the freaking leather
In between two sticks,but no,they are too
rich to be bothered
To make things worse
A very silly chap was just all lousy
Saying crap n crap

To find purchase
And a vent
A good portion of my lager
Became his shampoo
For extra measure
Quenched the embers of the dying cigar
On the shampooed hair
If felt good,but not satisifying enough
Thus his lower lips i pulled
Turned like a doorknob
Saying ever so gently to him
If you want the icu tonight
Please react,like a gentle boy.
He sat still

Poooooooooo

Refrees whistle snap me out of my daydream
Chelsea 1 whateva 1
And the guffaw of the louse was louder than ever,gash i would so love to act my thougts
On him:::::::


But not today
Today i brood
For a failing promise of a team

lol

gore would come

lemmie consult within

i had lost the zang

but i guess its time to get it back

time to stop whining and start

bullying

time to stop cowering and start towering

time to leave the mush for the gore

time for the blaze within to arise::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::










disclaimer:this isnt about you_{(you know who you are)}

ok

i hears you

i would try and put into account your taste for gore

next time


tired

the next step fails me
confusion sets in
what need i do?
should i walk or not walk?
i am too smittened to sweep this all
under the rug
like a cancer,she has eaten deep within me
but unlike cancer,chemo isnt an option
i want to take.
her presence i feel
stalk her,i have refused to
a recipe for hurt it would be
why can't i be unpeturbed?
why can't i just shrug it off
why can't i just be tough


why do i start bumbling when
its about emotions
why cant i just be like the doctor
cold unfeeling and undisturbed?
why can't i go for someone
who sends me much more than i her?

why can't men just be
without wanting women?
when would a man feel
complete without a woman?

why should a man pine for a woman


aha kilode?

its time for change
status quo
has to be differed now

its going to be a new order now
if you don't send me i don't send you_{(who sang that song?)}

i am going to step into my boots now
no more walking barefooted
no more cuts in my foot
no more moist from the grass
no more coarse from the sand
no more scorch from the heat
i don't want to feel the warmth or the cold of the earth
i just want my own comfy shoes


i want me
emotions in the cooler

word desertation

that i am aware of

dont worry it would come back

today

a day

of seeing open roads

setout this morning out of boredom

the road just invited me

revolution after revolution

she and i made

merged as one

vibrations from us both were in sync

thacther was on her best behaviour today

looking sexy and hot, many a people

who saw us, took a second look

with envy in their faces, but who cares?

i am past caring

me and her,just suit

i loved ever minute, i would relive every minute

56minutes into it

i saw


ibadan 30kilometres more!

what!

it was supposed to just be a shortride

whatever brought me here


my mother would kill me if she hears

ari-- you rode a bike to ibadan?

@Vesc
Is it that obvious?

Rant; so i hav being caught
The 30 year old virgin
Yes a virgin i am
The first time hasnt ever happened
With,me,the rush that accompanies her response to me
The look,as i hold her gaze
The scent that lingers after her
A virgin can only live through other people.s
Experience as i have,through,goatee,through fari
I have  gleaned,tell me they don't,observe i do
Being a virgin dint feel like a burden till of recent
How does it feel?
What sensations go with it?
Would outsiders feel it
Would i die in its estacy

A virgin.s fear
A virgin.s thirst
A virgin to being in love and being loved in return, 30 years, its scary




or what were you thinking?

gran

Am good

When would you givearant?

Monday morning

People look fresh
After a refreshing weekend
Smiles on faces
Looking crisp and fresh
The rat race which was on pause over
The weekend,suddenly picks up with a frenzy
Suddenly,the 3rd starts getting over 3million
Customers daily
The island becomes deadlocked
The beast with comes to fore again




But not me
No,narie,rara,mba

Me,am wornout
Am stressed out
I am in a bunch
Tired,twisted dry
Me,worked non stop
Since wednesday
Me,a glorified slave
Me about to snap
Me on the verge of hysteria
Me,not happy
Me,looking tired
Me,wanna go home
Me,feeling downcast
Me,very hungry
Me not happy

there is noting wrong with the world

Your eyes just got opened

Congratulations

Am positively impressed



Peoples welcome

Welcome to our world of rants



Ps.if you get queried
Staple the monfos nuts to the desk
If the devil is a she
Well put chewing gum in her hair




Gamine;thot you was a student?
Princesa:havent felt your famous rag
Vesc:its addictive init?.
Dark rxn; welcome hope to feel more energy from you

lol tgirl

Dont turn to persona non grata here

Gamine,cant take the rant out of you


Lets hear your own version

Afterall its your pain too

You got me spot on with having something and then losing it just like that

Adaptation to life afresh becomes a bitch

Its being 5years since that time for me
And i still feel the impact


Princesa,heel gurl heel