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lol

goading me

would only serve to facinate me

its a good thing you have decided to start ranting

here you dont have to grant interveiws,you get to be human

express your fears diss your bad belles etc


your rant is your right




ps: dint initiate gamine

no one can influence that gurl

just gave an avenue where she can say what she wants without senseless people spitting rubbish

in the begining

life was simple

mum i want cornflakes

mum hafus a dint do my eggs right

mummy said you shouldnt cook eba for me again

my daddy woul buy me hitops too

my daddy drives a 504

my daddy said you should never touch me again

my daddy bought superman for me

my daddy said if i come first he would take me to london

leave my sister alone she doesnt want to play with you!

mummy said we should not talk to strangers

thank you our driver is coming to pick us up


now

conductor you dey craze wey my change?

omo no finish that cigar oo

madam put 50naira amala and 5 meat


meen how i go survive till month end?

how will i pay my club dues and stll have enuff to rep with?

officer good evening

okada take me to ogba

give me star abeg

no try me ooo i no be butter

you dey mad na me you dey follow talk?

i go comot this suit beat you

who you be?



what happened


where did it all go wrong?

i want simple back

i want to cry to mummy when mt stomach hurts

i want ice cream when mmmy comes to pick me up

i want to run to thier bedroom when the night scares me

i want mummy to tell me its ok

i want to say mummy i love you without feeling embarassed

i want my childhood back

galloping in

are the new set of ranters

swift in their ways,able to hold stead

With the rest of em,blades so sharp it can cut

Through silk,styles so defined it can be spotted in the dark

They are the new breed
A hybrid of class,words,def imagination
Passion,void,difference and a strong will to let it all out

They are the nu ranters

Be very afraid!

amen

love him to death or hate him to death

just make sure death is involved

sickening though, you love yet you share friends

hmmmm


loco

ok

the bridge was nice

big deal, atleast am home

the empty house, food upturned into plate

saw dust like i must say


i need me a househelp

now gamine loves again

pick a petal

to love or not to love

gamine make up your mind

decisions are the foundations

of whatever sha::::::;

give me a legit rant please

you cant start good this morn

then want to end on this note


me,

am mad

another day, gone or almost

closing in 4mins

have to drive out of this lousy estate

to the lousy bridge and join the last 500,000 peeps making their way home

ahaaaash, whatever happened to living on the island,driving from here to the pub

where did my tall dream start to go short

gah, i need money, i need money oooo, i need money


the bridge

what do you hold in stock today

seamless traffic i hope

for i got no more cigar for

company
just tupac and biggie screaming the same ol same ol at me

the bridge today is a day to be nice 40minutes let me be home

for another rant i hope to spew before sleep takes me

dear bridge ,please be nice today

for the blaze comeths

anything eventually turns to something

if you cant about the present

maybe you should about the past

cept of course you are one of the few that life has being dancing to thier tune

lol

wetin do you hand?

lol try and write something too madam

proud i am not

that word i resent

arrogance now that

i might actually smile at

the need to be unhinged and free

my rants stem from, interviews, i am not yet ripe for

gamine, you can interview, many a male is dying for the 25year old


my rant is my right

and my right remains with my rant

and for now and foreseeable future

my rant remains on this page




come and rant once in a while

ok

its official

princesa is crazy

or crazily ragingly insanely so not very stable

girl am scared of you,hope you dont live in lagos

cant sleep well knowing odds are 15mil to one that i might run into you someday

in real life, do you look harmless, wear glassess and them so not interesting cloths

a gothic imagination lies inside

thats just me, saying what the sissies here might be thinking


but as for blaze,

i say

keep ranting






bring the rant on!!

lol

why is everyone feeling sorry

i can stand anything, pity or that kind of empthaty i don't want

life can still be a buzz, not all are for love

the plan, 3kids 2 different mothers might still come into effect

its no crime afterall liberation is the order of the day

and we are in the 21st century

a toast to the new generation of youths!!

love pha!

that terrible feeling

that which makes you incomplete without another

the very first chink within an armour you have kept and nursed for over 20something odd years

the feeling of infringing into someone else's right to live, without intrusion

the feeling of hurt you feel but you cover whenever you search but findout,your emotion isnt mirrored in the other

love is like a bike with half the ploughs bad, you may attempt to top 180,but be prepared to hit asphalts too

love is that rush that comes at you,just before sleep claims you then the feeling of sadness that comes knowing she never said she does love you

love is that feeling of estacy that comes immediately you see a mail from her

its the pressure she feels you are mounting on her because she isnt ready

love is the reason your friends of over fifteen years look at you as though mad, when you talk about her

love is the reason why i wont ever hope to be in love if i lose the love i know i am in right now





love sucks!!!!!

i know am not posed to understand
everything one writes


but if me get you right

you in the same boat with princesa and omoovie


yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

guys why art thou messing up?

now am totally worried

first omoovie

now princesa

men what have you guys done to thid ladies?

princesa,please do feel free to come a ranting anytime

actually i insist its healthy for you

another day

blah blah blah

the strength seeps ever so slowly back into my weary bones

i can feel the twine of my mischief re-tuning itself every passing moment

riding for me aint so sucidial now




but a week ago

different story

live alone

no one to call

couldnt stand up,crawled to the phone

the bloody numbers werent going, the blasted person i got through to, was in lekki
men, laugh i couldnt,

wore pants with the aid of the wall, a pathetic sight i know i was, as i trailed the wall down to the gate

sat on the road i did
funny how malaria kills pride


thats all past now


this is now
today re-energised
even if you were there the process would have being the same
so don't make a meal out of this


i am on a quest now

kill all mosquitos

and sleep all the sleeps

because, the next time i should have malaria

should be at age 75

with me head on your lap

ooooooooooook


now, that is a step above rant o

who would that be directed at?

hate to imagine

you look thin and sick lol

is it a guy thing or an african thing?

some men, just want supple

i like your rant as always madam



ps:why do you call me ari?

@ stealh2o

Romance?
steam and douse?
You dont want me going there nah

@kay


Nice rant
Let the air out
But honestly sha,
A lil some,some just done to make him feel less comfortable today would just make your day
If i know your office terrian,might have proffered one or two suggestions meself

having a great time?


me confused


thanks for the kind words


meanwhile give us a rant



loooooooooooooooooooooooooool


gami, eveeel gami

rain beaten hair gami is back

back at work:

you being on hols?(yeah rite)

dint know you were down(5days?,ok even i would notice if certain assistants dont come)

you look really done in by the malaria(shove it,dont need to hear it)

am tired

thought i missed work

was dead wrong

I mean this isn't like Blaze's rant thread where you can just post any shit that comes to your head


i caught that ooo 'silence' central'


no issues , too tired to rant about it anyways

but then again,anny shit that comes to head

because

malaria has me in a bind

and i come back to this?

if this page gets sent to romance

i would find all responsible

mouth still a lil,bitter

freaking doctor , gave me 2days

imagine 2days, when did full blown malaria take 2days

this mofo HMOs are just not it atall
then again

it might just be this lagos enviroment generally

i have decided to use this opportunity to quit smoking

gah,16 years::::;need a new hobby asap
am 2days without nicotine now and the malaria
hasnt made me feel the effects yet,hope it takes
most of the withdrawal sympthoms away



this is gonna be hard work
:::::::::why does this saying coming to mind,its easier to destroy than to build::::::::::::



gah am still rambling

no romance here,it sucks

and hurts

gami

am on nvs, but not

with that name , cant even remember what mine is anymore

the guy writes good sha

airblaze::::::::::nay


not me


well today is the day

am too ill to rant

to weak,to muster up the emotions

to drained to be angry

too dim witted to be exictable

what day is it?


its the 3rd day of my battle with malaria

even the strong crumble under her force

gentleman

i remember in my first days here

a disscuss about , the origins of that word

is it the gentleman terms that stemed from

the 12century english ton

the babarians who sacked their wards

or the gentlemen english crusaders who as far as am concerned, followed there selfish interest

or even the gentlemen, who belive love was beneath their refinement thus arranged marriages

and mistresses everywhere was the other of the day

maybe the ones that at the thought of the slightest insult or provocation, a call for duel to death is made


which of this gentlemen my fair ma, do you expect me to be?


nay am neither

and please dont think me arrogant

am just enjoying my very long sabbatical here



moreso, the initial people you wanted interveiwed you havent yet

finish with them, add gamine, bluespice,stillwater,sisikill stephenp to the list before me

looking forward to read your reveiws on them

we had our first arguement last night
he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me,i know he is sorry and dint mean the things he said ,because he sent me flowers today
i got flowers today

last night ,he threw me into a wall and started to choke me,it seemed like a nightmare,i couldnt belive it was real.i woke up this morning sore and bruised all over,i know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today


i got flowers today ,
it wasnt mother's day or anyother special day


last night he beat me up again,it was much worse than all the other times
if i leave him what will i do>?
how will i take care of my kids?
what about money?
i am afriad of him
and scared to leave
but i know he must be sorry cos he sent me flowers today





i got flowers today
today was a very special day











it was the day of my funeral!
last night he finally killed me.
he beat me to death
if only i had gathered enough courage to leave him









i would not have gotten flowers today::::::::::::::::::::::::




sad huh?
saw this and decided to pass it around

ranting is allowed domestic violence or even violence of any sorts should be avoided

woman arent punching bags
if hand dey itch you
go to the nearest bustop

you will be obliged accordingly

i feel like screaming

Not in anguish

But in frustration

Someone once told me the world doesnt

Revovle around my belly button, and i go i like

Why shouldnt it,am more confused than sane,am more annoyed than smiling

certain things i crave aint going my way

If i were a child i would scream n break a plate
The latter i already did, am sure my neighbours would think am going nuts or its an invasion of rats,what with plates breaking



Why o why
Why cant i have the stars
When i want it?
Why cant i use the sun a my personal light
Why wont fate dance to be tune?
Why cant i be undisturbed
Why cant i be a bit patient
Why cant i focus my energy
Why cant i change departments
Why cant she be mine
Why dont i know my talents
Why cant i be more forgiving
Why cant i be driving the maybach
Why cant i be riding the hayabusa
Why cant i get the resolve to quit smoking
Why cant i spring up with an original idea that would caterpult me
Why can i just shut up be humble n speak to God
Why dont i ever learn my lesson
Why cant i be less stubborn
Why cant i be more docile
Why cant i be more accomodating
Why cant i have things my way
Why cant i win the lottery
Why wont my frigging internet work
Why cant people just freaking accept me without wanting to change me
Why cant things be the way it was 10 years ago
Why cant i stop leaving in the past
Why cant i just be contented



Why?

gami what did thou do

To warrant banning?

And so you know the essence of the

Thread,is to let it all out,rant but dont abuse

Am sure you can let it all out in a prose

ok:::::::::::

What kinda bug

Caught gami,last night

And how come sisikill hasnt ranted here yet?



The ranters rants

Sir rantalot

Was born into the familiy
Of sir n lady rantanot
Ever since he was born
He knew,he was different
Brilliant,naughty,intelligent
And dry wit,were some of his many traits
Never one to keep his opinion to himself
Which means manyatimes,beat he got beaten
But stop he would not stop
Teachers werent spared from his tirades
Once in primary5 he told his teacher neva to touch him again,a message relayed fron his father,suffice to say aghast the teacher was


Secondary hell oops school was hell
Military school was prison,his tongue curled by force,even the gestapo have noting on the mode of operation of the sadist here,soap he had to stick in his mouth once,lick he had to lick ,thus the animal within came to fore

Evil he became
Cruel he was
Unfeeling was his norm


University is a rant for another day

thanks granny as always


With eyes wide open

Senses seemingly alert

The tiger got itself into this situation

But wait,

Why leave the preys,why expose yourself to being preyed on?

The comfort of your lair,has lost its zing?

The journey sought,ends at the den of the lioness.
the tiger prides itself as being ready to face
Face adversity on scales he has never reached
Haha
Pity i feel for it,yet pride swells in me for the journey it takes,is that of convinction,fate,hope

The lioness,has in a state of being unaware hypnotised its victim
It took less than the circling of predators
To have the tiger drown
But the tiger isnt without its own arsenals
All he has thrown,seems to unfaze,
but the recent softening stance,gives tiger hope,suddenly mental picures of tigerons fill his mind::::::

To be or not to be?
That is the question.






:::::::::::::::::::::::disclaimer::::::::::::::::::::
No,am not mad,nor angry, just rambling mindlessly,lioness n tiger just seems to catch my fancy thats all

This i repeat is mindless ramble,its not even,who do you call it?yeah introspective thinkin
Hahaha