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no it is not a rant

i am rather derailed at the moment

i am mad at everything now

its frustrating because i am not mad at the world

and i don't have a reason to be mad

i am just mad,it isnt healthy anymore

i know i have mad drive

but what is drive when you aint got direction?

have i said i am mad about being mad?

i am mad because for the life of me i don't know what i excel in

my work can be done by everyone and anyone that has a degree and has being trained

i can't remember what used to give me thrills

i am mad because i haven't identified my talents yet

i am not getting any younger and i seem at a loss

this situation is indeed maddening

but what i know for sure is i am not mad to think this

i am just a mad man for not thinking about it earlier in life

like say when i was 10

Practice Safe Fax


Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax
complete strangers every day.

Q. How do I go about faxing a complete stranger?
A. Just ask them if they want to fax. If they do, they will give you their
phone number.

Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young, and were only
allowed to write memo's to each other until they were 21. How old do you think
someone should be before they can fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age once you learn the correct procedure.

Q. If I fax something to myself will I go blind?
A. Certainly not. As far as we can see.

Q. There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay
a "professional" when their needs become too great.

Q. Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should always
be used.

Q. What happens if I do the procedure incorrectly and fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely when they haven't faxed in a long
time. Just start over, most people won't mind if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but so long as you use a cover with each
one you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.

Q. Is getting faxed by one person the same as with another?
A. No. Even though many people (especially lawyers) would like you to believe
that the longer they are faxing you the better you will like it. In reality
the best fax is short, of high quality, and very graphic.

Q. There is a man I'd very much like to fax (I've tried several times) but he
can't seem to keep his equipment up long enough. Is there any thing I can do
to help him?
A. You could suggest that he contact a good fax therapist, such as Canon or
Mitsubishi. If he refuses to take the suggestion, it would be best if you just
wrote him off.

empty stage

emptier heart

cold world

where has the warmth gone?

where has the lush gone?

why is the light harsh?

why is the fragrance gone?

where is the love?

where is the promise?

what becomes of my heart now?



^{doesnt make eye contact with anyone as he walks out of the arena}

Subject: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up.

THE END

1) Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2) Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that, one actually enjoys it?

4) There are 3 religious truths:
1-Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
2-Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
3-Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

5) Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

6) Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?

7) Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If lawyers are disbarred & clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked & dry cleaners depressed?

9) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

10) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

11) If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons & forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

12) Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

13) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

14) You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

go blazeman

its your birthday

we gonna purty

cos its my birthday

we gonna sip barcardi cos its my birthday

you know i dont give a f@#k cos its MY BIRTHDAY!

yep its official for all ya that thought i wasnt human or born of a woman

sorry to dissappoint ya, its a party after work

hit me if you want to mingle

am a lil short of friends

and the love of mi life

well the love of mi life seems to be in the moon right now

but she will be back

and she will pay in cash and err. . . . . . . (i dint say anything o)

dont worry you cant understand it all

A quality engineer married an average girl,

After a tough life with her for two years, he ended with his patience and finally wrote a note to his father in law,

Your Product Not Meeting my requirements. .

The smart father in law replied,

Warranty Expired, Manufacturer not responsible.

why the confusion?