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@romade

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@ romade

Ya mouth!!!!

@ lolabbey

So,U need to drink 100ml of Jik or preferrably Bleach!!!

You go freeze.

Ogede dudu ko ya busan;omo buruku ko ya lupa
                OR
Oko buruku ko ya budo ;obo buruku ko ya dopa

I dont know d meaning.Well,let me try sha:

Unripe plaintain isn't edible(pleasant to eat),bad pikin can not easily be bleeped

@STUDIO 43

Wey ur own

Spectator!!!!

A man is at the bar one night and decides he should go outside for some fresh air due to the fact that he is extremely drunk. When he tries to stand up he falls on his face so he tries again and falls again. Finally he crawls home and sneeks into bed. In the morning the man's wife wakes him up and says, "you went drinking last night didn't you?" Realizing he was caught the man asks how she knew and the wife responds by saying, "you left your wheelchair at the bar again."

@ Bene nd kelevra

How many numbers of time did you repeat a class?

Ds 1 wey u dey shout repeated! repeated!!

@ Lolabbey

perverted mind u've gotten o'er there.

tatafo ke!!!!!

@ Laplace

My guy. Wetin dey now? I am waiting to hear from you

Ti oro ba ti di oro oyan koko ori la ma gba mu

Meaning:When it's an important matter ; it is from d nipples the game dey start from

Dont mind bene republic

Na him wan drink gari now.

@ Bene Republic.

If ur Gari is dry;soak am wd water.Ok?

Why u dey soliloquize.]

U dey talk alone

Yeah! Let's see if it's gonna work out this way.

You give us a proverb in any language with its meaning

Oya :

Omo ti ko ni iya kin dobo eyin
Meaning: A motherless child no dey Bleep (chop plaintain,banana,bla!bla!!bla!!!) from behind 

Fanx.I got everybody's messages.I was in a hurry making such incomplete story.

And besides,I was rushing for a meeting while posting it.So, when I came back to modify it;I couldn't.The Modify Icon is deactivated even up till now.Ok?

So,peolple dt want to use sledge hammer to kill an ant should stop their SABOTAGE.

Afterall, most of these[b] sabotuers[/b] never used their Sedimented Brains[b][/b] to post.

@romade

Cos it's not 'C nd P' Joke,abi?

During an annointing service in a church (ECWA ) to be precise; The church was in its marathon prayer session  and the pastor(An Hausa man)  got to a prayer point: U know dt Malachi 3 vs 8 downward (That talked about Tithe and Offering and dt He will rebuke the devourers for our sakes.

The whole church started firing.Raining all sorts of curses o'er devourers and drammatically( Remember the pastor is an Hausa man pronouncing "Devourer" like "Deborah". Sister Deborah had gathered all sisters bearing Deborah and they've formed a gang .They started singing nd chantting war songs .Before one could call Jack Robinson ;they 've injured every body in the church and were seen moulding the pastor's head wd planks and cutlass.

Pastor landed in the Emergancy Ward of a General Hospital with turban on his head(sorry bandage) leaving only his eyes and mouth like "Lagbaja" .

@ Biina

Thanks for the "Food for Thought".But d 1st one doesn't make much sense to me.

Ok! It's a Super Story? Or Tales By Moonlight?

@ Studio 43.

U 're not around here on earth now;You 're in the moon where epileptic power supply is the order of the day again!!!
I pity youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

@ D1
U dey lie again !!!

@D1

Wetin make u to dey look like look man like ds?Or chop Beans wd maize

People are very very funny o;er here

And I dont mind any other ones.

U know exploitation is very paramount here.

You know it's very risky sharing such info here.Anybody could be reading it too.But I will just brief it.
I work with the Main West Africa Distributor to Procter & Gamble.In fact,I've tried my best to get into P & G itself but men!
You got to be highly connected.Please give me ur e-mail address so that we can talk better and possibly know u better.

Please,help a soul.

Ds Guy's case is very very pathetic.Please,lets help him .We should not be too skeptical 'bout people.
God will help us.

@ Lolabbey

I ain't turtle.Ok?

And please why do u want to ban me.

@Olulu : Na u be d HE GOAT wey dey smell abi?Cos ds ur hmmmmmmmmmm needs to be querried.

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