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Dont disturb my girl.She's busy wd her alabaru business.This load is too heavy for her ds tyme 'round.

@ Lola

Are u too SISTER OBASANJO? for ur clearing of throat.

fanx

@ Sholabanke

To your bedroom. [i]Saw ur big horsewhip;jumped out through the window and sped off[/i]

@ romade

Na u go transliterate urself.

A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very nervous about describing her problem. Eventually, the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted.

"What sort of perversion are you talking about?" asks the doctor.

"Well," said the woman, "I like to be,  Ohh,  Ah,  Ummm,  I'm sorry doctor, but I'm too ashamed to talk about it."

"Come, come, my dear. I'm a doctor you know; I've been trained to understand these problems. So what's the matter, ?"

So the woman again tried to explain, but got so embarrassed that she just turned bright red and looked as though she might faint. It was then the doctor had a bright idea.

"Look," he said, "I'm a bit of a pervert myself. So if you show me what your perversion is, I'll show you what mine is. Okay? Is it a deal?"

The woman considered the offer and after a short while agreed that it was a fair request. So after a slight pause, she said, "Well my perversion is,  My perversion,  Oh,  I like to be kissed on the bottom!"

"Shit, is that ALL!" said the doctor. "Look, go behind that screen, take all your clothes off, and I'll come round and show you what MY perversion is! Hee Hee!"

So the woman does as she is told and undresses behind the screen. She gets down on all fours thinking to herself, "Hmmmm, perhaps he might kiss me on the bum."

Anyway, five minutes pass and nothing happened. So the woman peers around the side of the screen to see the doctor sitting behind his desk, his feet up on the table, reading a newspaper and whistling to himself. "Hey!" shouted the woman, "I thought you said you were a pervert?"

"Oh I am," said the doctor, "I've just shit in your handbag!"

I 1der ooo

What 'bout u?

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk they think you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” he asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?”

David’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

“Osama Bin Laden,” David says.

“Why Osama Bin Laden,” his father asks in shock.

“Well,” David says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

His father’s heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

“David, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”

“I know,” David says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him.”

A guy dies and goes to heaven. He sees a guard who has watches. The guy askes the guard what are the watches for? The guard says these watches are designated to the person and everythime that person lies the watch moves to the right. The guy asked if he could see George Washington watch? The guard shows it, it only moved to the right once. Can I see Abrahamn Licoln watch? It only moved twice to the right which means he only lied 2 times. Can I see George Bushes watch? The guard says I’m very sorry, you can’t see it because Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan.It moves too speedily.

U peolple are deviating.

Ok,back to the track.

Won kii deru oko nla ba arugbo

Meaning: An old woman no dey fear for big kondo (prick or abunna)

@ Lola
Yeah,Help me out

No be u report ur customers.Lola u wan deny again

Awon Agbayas!!!!

@ Ben

No qualm @ all

@ Ituen

Wia av u bin?

@ poster

A nice C nd P job

@ poster

May be its cos u have Low Sperm Count and makes u to u have premature ejaculation always.

My husband can last till 1 hour.ok?

It's better u consult ur doctor

Ds joke is C nd P

For the bla!bla!!bla!! you did on IOU.U don 4get

:p :p :p :p :p

@ romade

You again!!!

Bang the door and zoom off.

@ romade

Carry ur dirty mouth commot here. Who dey talk to you?

HE GOAT!!!!!
Obuko de oorun de.

@ blissieng

Why ds harsh confrontation?Wetin Olulu do you?

@ clemcy

Why are you thanking me?

@peejee,

Which one is my biz there?

Se I lie now? Tell me

@ Olulu
Fanx

Nofin my broda