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@ Poster.Now let's start our own Court chat
Your answer to these questions shd be brief.Ok?

Now tell me,did u make this post on Nairaland?
What were u doing when u were making this post?

But na stale post Ok?
Try harder next time.

Unh! He do u?

No be only bad belle people.

@Olulu

So the breast milk you took's fermented?

Then d only time she tested positive to alcohol too was when u raped her nd ur sperm were ogogoro-like when sighted.

He's suffering from earingitis
so he need hearing aids.

Dont 4 get 2 use multi-lensed  microscope 4 ur blindness ok?

@Laplace
I work with the West Africa Main Distributor to one of the FMCG companies u mentioned above.

Please, I need a link to work directly wd any of 'em

I beg, this is a real life story.I hope I wont be banned for this.

Basket mouth and his wife were invited to a Thanksgiving Service of a church one day.They were accompanied by Akin & Popo .

Hear what transpired @ the entrance of the auditorium after basket mouth and his wife have been ushered in:

Head Usher: Eh! Stop there
Akin & Popo: We want to enter now!We're invited also (visibly angry)
Head Usher: No!No!! Please,u cant go there
Akin & Popo: Why?Isn't that nepotism?And we 'er gonna sue ds church for that
Head Usher:You see,(she knelt down so that they would hear her well) Dad nd Mum would be fine there.So you have to join the children's church.

She failed gallantly

Cheneke me!!! shai!!!

@poster
If baba lays his hands on u .

Or na ur money u take sell am

@peejee
No qualms @ all.

No na moin moin wey dem eat na im cause d fart

I wish I could help you but presently I cant.God would send an helper to you.Ok.

thumbs up!!

so

U're too poor to buy.

U cant afford to buy my stuufs now.

Chineke!!!!

Hmnnnnnnnn

U 're all Kolosynthesis.

@ poster

Clap 4 urself

Sammy!Sammy!!Sammy!!!

Right now I will shoot you.Oya die. (Like Yoruba films)

Or , Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I wanted to say Clemcy b4 4 d last name

Sorry,I were not dr o

Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Clemcy

What's all dssssssssss?

@Clemcy

U ain't serious.

I 've even 4gotten I did this

Na Wao.

@Lola

Thanks.

ANTENNA!!!!! OR ARIEL!!!!!

HOLD IT.WIA UR SHANDY?

@poster.Thumbs up

Ituen,happy new year!!!!

I see

Im dey enter ur body gradually.
Soon u go dey miss people too.

I sure say na inside payor he take rove nd mess d mayam houshyirl?