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Jokes EtcRe: Resignation Letters Lol by aristole(m): 1:50pm On Mar 20, 2009
@ ty

All of 'em are just killing d noise.

Doesn't u knew I was a Graduation of English Usage


grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Bullshit by aristole(m): 12:01pm On Mar 20, 2009
@Lola

May be na convulsion dey do am tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Condom Na Him Protect Me by aristole(m): 11:57am On Mar 20, 2009
@poster
I just wish u insert ur flash drive inside computer dt has ground pepper,ginger,alligator pepper,and Suya flavoured pepper mixed 2geda.

It's gonna be d best sweet sensation u neva gottn in ur lyfe grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Mental Asylum by aristole(op): 11:43am On Mar 20, 2009
@elowa.

How d chicks now?
Jokes EtcRe: Element Or Helmet by aristole(op): 11:41am On Mar 20, 2009
@Obinna5000

Yes oo .Seat Belt and Inner Light for OKada. grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Mental Asylum by aristole(op): 6:03pm On Mar 19, 2009
@dani,

What brought d insinuation?
Jokes EtcRe: The Mental Asylum by aristole(op): 5:42pm On Mar 19, 2009
@ dani
tnx.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokesssss by aristole(m): 5:40pm On Mar 19, 2009
Photocopy!!!!! Ko easy. Singing Nice song. Walk away wd serious cough!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: World's Longest Tongue by aristole(m): 5:36pm On Mar 19, 2009
Jesus Xrist!!!

Tongues or worms?
Jokes EtcRe: Dani's Childhood Days by aristole(m): 5:31pm On Mar 19, 2009
Watching
Jokes EtcRe: Bullshit by aristole(m): 5:28pm On Mar 19, 2009
@ Joke

Dt shd be his coronation ceremony grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Two Things by aristole(m): 5:26pm On Mar 19, 2009
@Clemcy

LIfe ain't baed.I'm ok
Jokes EtcRe: Two Things by aristole(m): 5:25pm On Mar 19, 2009
TY
Hey! Parole is moving men!
Jokes EtcRe: The Mental Asylum by aristole(op): 5:11pm On Mar 19, 2009
Clemcy
Fine.
Jokes EtcRe: Letters! (More jokes added below) by aristole(m): 5:03pm On Mar 19, 2009
Snorring.[i][/i]
Jokes EtcRe: Resignation Letters Lol by aristole(m): 4:55pm On Mar 19, 2009
And all of u.

Come nd enter ur shoes nd let us start to dey running

Sebi,I correction
Jokes EtcRe: Element Or Helmet by aristole(op): 4:44pm On Mar 19, 2009
Romade!!!.

U neva know ur number.

Go nd join d long queue
Jokes EtcRe: The Mental Asylum by aristole(op): 4:41pm On Mar 19, 2009
elowa.U're discharged

How many years have u spent dr? grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Element Or Helmet by aristole(op): 4:16pm On Mar 19, 2009
Na him papa's business be dt ryt 4rm tyme.

Na promotion u wan give am so
Jokes EtcThe Mental Asylum by aristole(op): 4:12pm On Mar 19, 2009
During a visit to a mental asylum;a visitor asked d Medical Director what d criterion was, dt defined whether or not a patient shd b institutionalised.

"Well,said d MD:We fill up a bathtub,dn we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket 2 patient nd ask him/her 2 empty d bathtub".

Oh!,"I understand" said d visitor."A normal person would use d bucket cos it's bigger dn d spoon nd teacup.

The MD looked @ him suspiciously nd ordered him 2 be taken 2 d ward for admission.He was assumed to be mentally impotent too nd placed his bed near d window . grin grin grin grin grin. Cos a normal person would have pulled d plug
Jokes EtcRe: Two Things by aristole(m): 3:59pm On Mar 19, 2009
Eh! Clemcy,tyty.I miss both of una die.What of all my other Old School friends?
Jokes EtcElement Or Helmet by aristole(op): 3:38pm On Mar 19, 2009
Happy New Year!!! My fellow nigerians.

It's quite an age?Sorry, na work. grin grin grin

I was going along Awolowo Way when d shandys collectors (police) ordered me to park.

I parked.And after escaping all sorts of their quiz.From iller light( as they pronounced it),to Trappicator.

They retired to be asking me of my element (helmet).

I imagined if somebody driving should be putting on helmet again.

When  they regained their conscousness;they said oh! madam.U can go

I laughed and laughed.

Nigeria Police!!!  grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Shehu The Banner Boy by aristole(m): 2:53pm On Oct 31, 2008
meaningfulless post.
Jokes EtcRe: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by aristole(m): 5:15pm On Jun 11, 2008
And all of you was a graduations.You are all a disgraceful to all english sparker

countries.Just enter your shoes and lets go and stop killing the noise
Jokes EtcRe: Robbing An Atm by aristole(m): 4:04pm On Jun 11, 2008
well,
Jokes EtcRe: It Could Happen…: by aristole(m): 3:59pm On Jun 11, 2008
@ Ituen

My dear.My job schedule is becoming very tit ds days.

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