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Not born Twice,or Thrice but For-rice.

@ Clemcy.

I leave that your hmnnnnnnnn for my darling Ituen.OK?

SAM.
Fanx.

In a geography class.The teacher was asking question in this manner:

TEACHER: What do you call those that live in Nigeria?
STUDENT: Nigerian
TEACHER:Those in Ghana?
STUDENT:Ghanian
TEACHER:Those in China?
STUDENT: Chinese
TEACHER: Those in Togo?
STUDENT: Togolese

The teacher was impressed with the brilliant responses and assumed the lecture was over  by asking if any student had any question.With the expectation that none of them would have any quetion.

One student just stood up and asked what they call those living in HONG KONG. 'My dear',the teacher responded,actually,it should be KING KONG ,HONG KONGESE or HONG KONGIAN.
But, we call them human beings.

Mr Alex,a Principal of a Secondary School lamented after his students refused to recognise him when he entered a classroom.He said in quote:

PRINCIPAL: I wonder how children of nowadays don't have manners.

A student stood and told the principal in quote:
STUDENT:It is simple sir.None of us were among those that ate manna in the wilderness.

@gilgee.

Receive your miracle today in Jesus name.Your ear drums are replaced with elephant ones in Jesus name so that your hearing system will be active

*****gilgee falls dowm and starts foaming. Behold !!!! snake came out from his bla bla bla ******[b][/b]. The congregation fled for their lives

Somebody shout hallellujah!!!! 

Ituen dont mind 'em.


See you tonit for the double annointing.

Everybody!!! Relax.OK?

My pilgrimage is still young.Don't pollute it.

@Tufe
You re a sacrilege and a rabble- rouser.

Who robbed you of your dough-nut?

Its a pity cos i dont know if i referred to you @ all in my post.

You better be careful.
My being born again has not taken revenge from me ok?

Tufe,What?

Ituen,What?

u sef

******he needs jik,iron sponge,ariel soap and scrubbing brush before the expired orgasm kills him*****

***eh ! watch and pray that ye may enter not into tufe black box.sorry book*****

@ ohilebo

Permission granted.

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For all contenders

I regret to announce that the race in getting my one and only wife (aristole) has been closed indefinitely .

The proximate cause of the closure is as the result of the usage of jazz,juju,high life and fuji in the recent registration exercise.

The casualties are still responding to treatments and their names will soon be published in the Daily Nairaland Newspaper soon.

And,this is to bring to your notice that my wife is expecting our 1st baby in the next 2 months.

I regret any inconveniences.
Thanks.

Signed.

Ituen.

Enough Shepe! for u.

You are all demons-trator.

@Clemcy

Are you scared of Ituen?

@ Olulu
WETIN DEY HAPPEN?U JUST DEY SHOUT MY NAME

thumbs up!!!

@ Dupe
Do you bear Josephine also?because u re dreaming.Who tell that u re beautiful?

@ ITUEN

You are mincing it.It is ***The use of pricks to pound yam ok?****

they call it group pounding.

frankly speaking.This is a family-sized boobs

Empolyer beware !So that you dont die of ingesting expired milk.

Your autopsy will reveal.

Nice joke.Very tight!.

M.ok?