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Jokes EtcRe: Fu And Su by aristole(m): 1:09pm On Apr 09, 2008
brief,precise short nd tit
Jokes EtcRe: When Grandma Goes To Court by aristole(m): 12:55pm On Apr 09, 2008
Oh Boy! You have to wait for a decade if not a century before it opens!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Guinea Brocade by aristole(op): 12:42pm On Apr 09, 2008
@Clemcy
Yes ooo.@ least, an opportunity for short pricked guys like you. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Consult the Institution's Administrator.Clemcy grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Poo by aristole(m): 12:25pm On Apr 09, 2008
@tyty
You 're the real Commander In Shit.!
Jokes EtcRe: Please, Save A Soul! by aristole(op): 11:58am On Apr 09, 2008
pants ke?How many men dey wear am?It is forbidden? grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Guinea Brocade by aristole(op): 11:54am On Apr 09, 2008
sebi u dey gym ur kondo too? grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Guinea Brocade by aristole(op): 5:25pm On Apr 07, 2008
@gilgee

***slaps her out of confusion****
***throws you into convulsion****
Jokes EtcRe: Please, Save A Soul! by aristole(op): 2:08pm On Apr 07, 2008
I dont know.
Jokes EtcRe: Guinea Brocade by aristole(op): 1:21pm On Apr 07, 2008
******pauses and wonders what is happening******
Jokes EtcRe: Guinness by aristole(m): 12:51pm On Apr 07, 2008
thumbs up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Please, Save A Soul! by aristole(op): 12:43pm On Apr 07, 2008
I dont know we have a lot of parrots here.

@ Tj tj.I wonder if u 're that a grammarian cos d spellings of your simple grammar is now[b] grammer[/b].I wonder where you got that from and you are a specialist in criticism and sabotage.

Well ,I am enjoying the thread.
Jokes EtcRe: How We Toast Them/how They Toast Us by aristole(m): 5:04pm On Apr 03, 2008
kayowa!!!!!!!!!!!.stop it.sam is not happy .
Jokes EtcRe: Resignation Letter by aristole(m): 4:57pm On Apr 03, 2008
@ayusman.I dey like dende.fnks.Na work o
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Na Hell? Tlk True by aristole(m): 4:50pm On Apr 03, 2008
I like it.Funny!
Jokes EtcRe: Men Again by aristole(m): 4:29pm On Apr 03, 2008
@tessy baby
thumbs up!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Please, Save A Soul! by aristole(op): 4:16pm On Apr 03, 2008
@KAYOWALEMI
Thanks! You can see blind critics and sabotuers?That's how they run after innocent souls to gather popularity here.But I refuse to be a victim.
Thumbs up !!!!
Jokes EtcRe: The 11th Husband by aristole(m): 2:13pm On Apr 03, 2008
@ poster.
This is staleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Please, Save A Soul! by aristole(op): 2:08pm On Apr 03, 2008
@ohilebo

just relax nd listen to ur claim.PIT TOILET is not a sewage tank that has excess water in it that will enable the phone to sink but in a semi-solid form.You dont need to flush anything.Most people use tissue to clean up but few people use water.so u dont have much liquid in it.It will take time for it to sink and d scene i am narrating was just a 5 mins playlet ok?Have u ever been to a Public Pit Toilet?Well you can experiment it to get defeated .
Jokes EtcRe: Good Explanation by aristole(m): 1:44pm On Apr 03, 2008
thumbs up!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Dundis,mugus And Mumus by aristole(m): 1:40pm On Apr 03, 2008
******frowns and hisses back to bed.Watching!!!!*****[i][/i]
Jokes EtcRe: The Sucker Punch by aristole(m): 1:36pm On Apr 03, 2008
Never mind Tj.He was my ex-hobby after failing to be a man enough.He is a ghost of himself.I wonder if it was reffered to him. Just a mere response to a joke;he felt discomforted.

@tj tj.Bleep your ass ok.RELAX OK? POOR BOY grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Please, Save A Soul! by aristole(op): 1:29pm On Apr 03, 2008
@TJ TJ
How many times did you fail WAEC? Simple question you cant answer.
grin grin grin grin
This life is ridiculous!Is that how to greet your ex-hobby?Or you 're s*x starved?

Sorry oooooo.Try razor blade hole or better-still exhaust pipe hole of ur car if you have any.ok ? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcPlease, Save A Soul! by aristole(op): 12:52pm On Apr 02, 2008
MY FRIEND VISITED A PUBLIC TOILET UNAVOIDABLY.TO WORSEN THE CASE;IT WAS A

PIT TOILET.SHE INITIALLY DECLINED USING D PIT TOILET BUT WHEN

SERIOUSLY PRESSED;SHE RUSHED IN AND WITH D RUSH;HER PHONE DROPPED INSIDE D PIT.

THE TOILET WAS ALMOST FILLED UP WITH SHITS.D PHONE WAS EVEN

RINGING WHEN IT FELL.(VERY EXPENSIVE PHONE)I HAVE FORGOTTEN D NAME OF IT BUT IT

WAS A NOKIA BRAND.

SHE RAN OUT CRYING AND BEGGING PEOPLE TO HELP HER BUT SHE WAS ASKED TO PICK

UP D PHONE HERSELF SINCE IT WAS REACHABLE

SO IF You WERE D VICTIM ;WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Jokes EtcRe: Niaja Police by aristole(m): 12:36pm On Apr 02, 2008
u re endangering your life by driving without extra tyre.it's highly suicidal and punishable

under nigerian police force constitution.Section 4.Sub Section 17.so u shd concur.k? grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kisses, Kisses by aristole(m): 12:29pm On Apr 02, 2008
what a kissable joke.lol
Jokes EtcRe: Thisty Again by aristole(m): 12:14pm On Apr 02, 2008
nice.Brainy and calculative drunkard.Drinks bring out d best in you? grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Easy Cure by aristole(m): 12:10pm On Apr 02, 2008
fine!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: April 1st A Day To Celebrate Foolishness? by aristole(m): 11:35am On Apr 02, 2008
@ Clemcykul.Good answer. grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Student-teacher Relationship: By Diamonleda by aristole(m): 11:23am On Apr 02, 2008
that's tit grin grin grin grin grin

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