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winkling!winkling!!little star |
winkling!winkling!!little star |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh |
Remix! Remix!! Remix!!! |
@tufe. Ask Ituen. |
You 're right. |
Na waoooooooooooo. |
Nice!!! |
My experience with a stammerer in Ghana for the Africa Nations Cup was very funny.Imagine,I was really pressed and I needed to ease myself.I was unfortunate to meet a stammerer for direction. I asked."Sir is their a place I can ease myself here?" He responded: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.Jusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.Just walkkkkkkkkkk downdowndowndowndowndowndown ttttttthe the thethe the the the the the the the the the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by by by by by by by yyyyyyyyyyyyyyourrrrr your left and you you youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Infact,I suffered that day until I piss for body.I had to interrupt.I told the man:"Oh thanks I'm o.k.He wanted to say sorry again that took him almost five minutes again. Oh!very pathetic. Have you experienced this kain thing before? My apology to stammerers ![]() |
An impotent man was so much bothered because of his predicament.So he sought for spiritual assistance.Fortunately,he was able to get a temporary solution so that he would be able to taste sex @ least once.The juju will work for three different times. The spiritualist gave him some concoction and instructed him to shout "PO" after consumption.This would revive his manhood and warned him not to shout the PO more than once at a time so that he would use it three times. This man got home with jubilation.He decided to settle for a prostitute.When they got home;the prostitute headed for the bathroom to shower and the man was testing the potency of the juju.He took the concoction and shouted[b] PO[/b].Miraculously his thing reacted and he had an unimaginable erection.The prostitute on hearing the PO was afraid and rushed out to query what the problem was in this manner: Who is shouting[b] "PO" "PO"?[/b]? The man answered: "I am not shouting PO! PO!! PO!!! now.I'm just testing something".Forgotten the warning that he should not shout[b] PO [/b] more than once.Immediately, his erection reversed and he could not do anything. |
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo ![]() |
Thanx. ![]() |
@holythug. Whatz the thing.? |
@folly.I deyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ![]() |
Na waooo |
You mean if Ituen is a polygamist that would stop my luv.Ah you're missing it.Frankly speaking;Fela was a polygamist and he won the best husband times without number.Can you beat that? |
No hammer for hummer |
Ituen.Never mind these people.I luv u till kingdom comes. ![]() |
Thank you.Uncle fool@69.When were you licensed to referee any tournament?O.k.She has settled you.If not;why the sudden declaration.It's too sudden and can be easily perceived. |
Just listen to yourself if you any sense @all.Well,you better hook yourself to something else.This is a very bad omen. ![]() |
Well,it's simply called:Clemcykul breast |
**** After the recitation of the National Anthem,Pledge,School Anthem and School Pledge;Clemcy rushes to the class with his both water and feeding bottles.*** Now class.What do you call [b]Ponmo in english.[/b] |
**** After the recitation of the National Anthem,Pledge,School Anthem and School Pledge;Clemcy rushes to the class with his both water and feeding bottles.*** Now class.What do you call Ponmo in english. |
@folly69. I really appreciate your concentration.That means you are really following the thread.Thanks.na so I find am.Help me ask them the thing I do them |
no be wonder-land we dey? |
That's very nice.o.k. *****kick the hell out of clemcykul and tie her down with her long breast.Case adjourned indefinitely****** |
@ Haasrup2. odabo na farewell. |
What's the english term for eku ile?Na question na. |
*****wondering if the harmattan has affected her brain. |
o.k.Ekaa bo na welcome;wetin come be eku ile? |
Tufaze or what do you call yourself.I can see that you get mouth.You need six months training from a specialist @ chuba.Then;you can come. |
Ituen! Ituen!! Ituen!!!.Chei.Look @ those I thought they were in-laws and well-wishers.Just because my sweety isn't around and you now grab that as opportunity. Don't worry.I'm very sure that you'll rush like this thing I no remember to seek for Ituen's charity when he comes back.Wo!na hunger go kill all of una this time around especially tufe and migines. |
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