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Jokes Etc › Re: Coded Way by aristole(m): 6:10pm On Feb 05, 2008
winkling!winkling!!little star
Jokes Etc › Re: Coded Way by aristole(m): 6:04pm On Feb 05, 2008
winkling!winkling!!little star
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by aristole(m): 6:01pm On Feb 05, 2008
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
Jokes Etc › Re: *a Job Application* by aristole(m): 5:56pm On Feb 05, 2008
Remix! Remix!! Remix!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Experience With A Stammerer by aristole(op): 5:35pm On Feb 05, 2008
@tufe.
Ask Ituen.
Jokes Etc › Re: Most Amazing Facts by aristole(m): 5:07pm On Feb 05, 2008
You 're right.
Jokes Etc › Re: Experience With A Stammerer by aristole(op): 4:59pm On Feb 05, 2008
Na waoooooooooooo.
Jokes Etc › Re: This Number Is Not Available: by aristole(m): 4:54pm On Feb 05, 2008
Nice!!!
Jokes Etc › Experience With A Stammerer by aristole(op): 4:10pm On Feb 05, 2008
My experience with a stammerer in Ghana for the Africa Nations Cup was very funny.Imagine,I was really pressed and I needed to ease myself.I was unfortunate to meet a stammerer for direction.

I asked."Sir is their a place I can ease myself here?"
He responded: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.Jusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.Just walkkkkkkkkkk downdowndowndowndowndowndown ttttttthe the thethe the the the the the the the the the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by by by by by by by yyyyyyyyyyyyyyourrrrr your left and you you youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Infact,I suffered that day until I piss for body.I had to interrupt.I told the man:"Oh thanks I'm o.k.He wanted to say sorry again that took him almost five minutes again.
Oh!very pathetic.
Have you experienced this kain thing before?
My apology to stammerers grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Po! Po! Po! by aristole(op): 3:54pm On Feb 05, 2008
An impotent man was so much  bothered because of his predicament.So he sought for spiritual assistance.Fortunately,he was able to get a temporary solution so that he would be able to taste sex @ least once.The juju will work for three different times.

The spiritualist gave him some concoction and instructed him to shout "PO" after consumption.This would revive his manhood and warned him not to shout the PO more than once at a time  so that he would use it three times.

This man got home with jubilation.He decided to settle for a prostitute.When they got home;the prostitute headed for the bathroom to shower and the man was testing the potency of the juju.He took the concoction and shouted[b] PO[/b].Miraculously his thing reacted and he had an unimaginable erection.The prostitute on hearing the PO was afraid and rushed out to query what the problem was in this manner:

Who is shouting[b] "PO"  "PO"?[/b]?
The man answered: "I am not shouting PO!  PO!!  PO!!! now.I'm just testing something".Forgotten the warning that he should not shout[b] PO [/b] more than once.Immediately, his erection reversed and he could not do anything.
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen In Washington by aristole(m): 2:56pm On Feb 05, 2008
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by aristole(op): 1:51pm On Feb 01, 2008
Thanx. grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(op): 1:47pm On Feb 01, 2008
@holythug.
Whatz the thing.?
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Use A Condom by aristole(op): 1:51pm On Jan 30, 2008
@folly.I deyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Use A Condom by aristole(op): 5:32pm On Jan 29, 2008
Na waooo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Guinea Brocade by aristole(op): 5:46pm On Jan 28, 2008
You mean if Ituen is a polygamist that would stop my luv.Ah you're missing it.Frankly speaking;Fela was a polygamist and he won the best husband times without number.Can you beat that?
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(op): 4:04pm On Jan 28, 2008
No hammer for hummer
Jokes Etc › Re: Guinea Brocade by aristole(op): 3:57pm On Jan 28, 2008
Ituen.Never mind these people.I luv u till kingdom comes. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(op): 4:24pm On Jan 24, 2008
Thank you.Uncle fool@69.When were you licensed to referee any tournament?O.k.She has settled you.If not;why the sudden declaration.It's too sudden and can be easily perceived.
Jokes Etc › Re: Buy Yo Shares by aristole(m): 3:54pm On Jan 24, 2008
Just listen to yourself if you any sense @all.Well,you better hook yourself to something else.This is a very bad omen. grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoruba Can Greet! by aristole(m): 3:48pm On Jan 24, 2008
Well,it's simply called:Clemcykul breast
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoruba Can Greet! by aristole(m): 3:01pm On Jan 24, 2008
**** After the recitation of the National Anthem,Pledge,School Anthem and School Pledge;Clemcy rushes to the class with his both water and feeding bottles.***

Now class.What do you call [b]Ponmo
in english.[/b]
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoruba Can Greet! by aristole(m): 3:00pm On Jan 24, 2008
**** After the recitation of the National Anthem,Pledge,School Anthem and School Pledge;Clemcy rushes to the class with his both water and feeding bottles.***

Now class.What do you call Ponmo in english.
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(op): 1:42pm On Jan 24, 2008
@folly69.
I really appreciate your concentration.That means you are really following the thread.Thanks.na so I find am.Help me ask them the thing I do them
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(op): 1:38pm On Jan 24, 2008
no be wonder-land we dey?
Jokes Etc › Re: Compare And Contrast by aristole(op): 1:33pm On Jan 24, 2008
That's very nice.o.k.
*****kick the hell out of clemcykul and tie her down with her long breast.Case adjourned indefinitely******
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoruba Can Greet! by aristole(m): 1:29pm On Jan 24, 2008
@ Haasrup2.

odabo na farewell.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoruba Can Greet! by aristole(m): 1:26pm On Jan 24, 2008
What's the english term for eku ile?Na question na.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lost Items by aristole(m): 1:07pm On Jan 24, 2008
*****wondering if the harmattan has affected her brain. shocked shocked shocked shocked******
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoruba Can Greet! by aristole(m): 1:04pm On Jan 24, 2008
o.k.Ekaa bo na welcome;wetin come be eku ile?
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(op): 12:56pm On Jan 24, 2008
Tufaze or what do you call yourself.I can see that you get mouth.You need six months training from a specialist @ chuba.Then;you can come.
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(op): 12:49pm On Jan 24, 2008
Ituen! Ituen!! Ituen!!!.Chei.Look @ those I thought they were in-laws and well-wishers.Just because my sweety isn't around and you now grab that as opportunity.

Don't worry.I'm very sure that you'll rush like this thing I no remember to seek for Ituen's charity when he comes back.Wo!na hunger go kill all of una this time around especially tufe and migines.

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