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Why you no put Cotton Bud join am?You 4get?

@fredeko.
Thanx a lot.

I do.

@Clemcykul. I.V. don dey fly now.Sorry,we have to ship the Letters to your side for quick dispatching.

MARRIAGE IS A BATTLE FIELD.Me I be Samuel Peter's sister.I'm ready.

Ituen Darlinggggggggggggggggggggggg.My back don dey ache me o.This people are giving a lot of problem,Please ban them right now.

skysunny wraps the weed into 6 parts.He puts each in his:ears,nostrils,mouth and anus.

****Meanwhile,he cellotaped any leakages.****

;d ;d ;d ;d

He can't sabi even abcd cos he's stammerer

He can't sabi even abcd cos he's stammerer

@tessy.Wetin dey happen?Na so the thing be now.Abi you be one of the doubting Thomases?My dear,Can I hire you a flower mama role?(knowing fully that you did your 40th birthday last year)

@Ituen(My Dear).@ your service sir.Let's quickly start the programming or else this people will plan something else for us.Well,Psalm 91 for all our antagonists.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!.

FROM:MR & MRS ARISTOLE(MISS ARISTOLE'S DADDY)
TO: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.


Please,we are sorry to announce to the general public that the public offer which was initially opened to the entire public for subscription has been indefinitely suspended  due to the lackadaisical and non-challant attitude of our subscibers who fail to know that they are subcribing to the ownership of a human being.

We dont regret our action.Mind you;your subsciption is hereby declared null and void.


Rev.No-Nonsense,
(For The Family)


****Signed by the Minister of Justice and stamped.


cc :All Magistrate Courts of the federation
         State HIgh Courts
         Federal High Courts
         Supreme Court of the federation
         Court of Appeal.

Let there be peace in this generation.

****Both of them remove their pants and start pissing on the generator.****

@ Ify.
That means you must be ready to sell weapons for the aggrieved parties?

Abi ooo.There are shortcuts to every bus-stop

Cheap Campaign!Clemcy beware!!!!

Remix! Remix!!Remix!!!

***Thinking of a way out for my poor contestants****
Both of you should even form alliance.Open a Joint Account for 50 years.Then,you come  back and we consider you applying  for loan(with say 30% interest rate per annum) in a bank.

Honestly,you will keep paying the loan to infinity!

Tufe.That's lovely to hear that U-Turn.

Go and polish your style.Ituen is the winner.

starts dancing to paul play dairo song:mosorire o eled mi modupe o.

Come and spray us with dollars on that day.You shall be invited.

You are all babblers.You're not ready yet @ your age.Ituen is above 80 years and the other contestant is 9 decades of age.Na like you wan marry?

*calls your parents to bring village girls before you quench.***

Imagine,labourers like you .Insult!!! upon injury.
I'm not for your class "He go better life"

So na borrow borrow you borrow the Hummer Jeep you take come toast me.
Revelation!!!!

Ituen.Please tell am well,well.

"huh, lost here"
No be you talk am?

Ituen.You dissappoint me.
Logically, see for yourself who the winner was.You must be very old to have thought that you can still spend cowries. I can't settle down with an old man who will collapse @ the begining of the game.
Another chance for you.The previous one 's been cancelled.Tufe got the Xpo before the exam

@Ituen.Don't mind necorios.Ola-neco is necorios and vice versa

@ Clemcykul.You were the one I was actually referring to in my story of "Guinea Brocade".Abi you've 4gottn that day?

@tufe.Go and buy an atlas map to get yourself back.O.K

Ituen.Don't worry.

The highest bidder takes aristole.
Going!Going!! Gone!!!

O.K. 6th World War.
@ Tufe.Please,correct the "dial".

5th World War btw Ituen and Tufe

@Ituen & tufe.
Keep the fighting going.