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PoliticsRe: Buhari, Osinbajo Declare Assets by aristosoft(m): 10:24pm On Sep 03, 2015
Just wondering while an "Ordinary" ex-commissioner would have more assets than ab ex-military administrator of a state, ex-president and general of Nigerian Army, former minister for Petroleum resources.

Make a wail in the wailers' language.

#IseeAManofIntegrity
HealthRe: Fake Female Medical Doctor Apprehended In Abuja (Photo) by aristosoft(m): 3:40pm On Sep 03, 2015
largehead:
If shes good in medical Center, then leave d pretty girl there...

When Daura Dul!ard no gree offer Job, wetin una expect?
We need to check your certificate too sef if at all you have one. She's been scamming even before election. It's like Daura mention makes you C*m. Masturbation is a sin. Oya, RECEIVE SENSE!!!
RomanceRe: Here's Why Young Ladies Are Getting Married To Old Men by aristosoft(m): 2:18pm On Sep 03, 2015
When there's money, I mean plenty money, anything is possible, whether you like it or not, deal with it or continue wailing.

E too much for all these nairalanders. Leave these girls alone abeg!
RomanceRe: Man Dies In His Room At Kubwa, FCT After Fun With 2 Prostitutes At Night (Photo) by aristosoft(m): 12:14pm On Sep 03, 2015
Some things are missing. What of the 'said' two ladies?
Were they the ones that locked him in the room?
Did he die after they had left ?
As much as he's being judged by us, we can't ignore these questions.

Na wet in sweet person dey kill person.
PoliticsRe: Before We Are Driven Past Our Home... by aristosoft(m): 10:21am On Sep 01, 2015
I said this during election and permit me to say that again.

There were two parties. One has no agenda. The other one's agenda is to destroy the agenda of the agendaless one.

Hence, APC and PDP, figure out which is which among them.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Reason We Can't Give School Kids Free Meal Or Pay N5,000 Monthly- APC by aristosoft(m): 12:50am On Aug 31, 2015
Makan makan loye

When GEJ was there, he always blame APC for not allowing Nigerians see the transformation, it's their turn now, GEJ is to blame for not being able to fulfil their manifestoes.

Birds of a feather. Chai! Chanji Dole!
Dia riz Chanji o
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Tweet On Buhari 100 Wasted Days- #100wasteddays by aristosoft(m): 9:01pm On Aug 26, 2015
Improvements I personally experience are listed below.
1. Improved Electricity Supply, it's rainy season though, electricity supply now stabilized beyond 4MW
2. Issues with Subsidy and fuel scarcity dies, increased fuel production, no more oil swap.
3. Ogoni Oil Clean-up
4. EFCC suddenly became active.
5. Nigeria Dictionary update. Stealing now equal to Corruption.
6. Increase in foreign reserve.
7. Probe trending in Nigeria

Add more if you know, subtract the ones not true. Let the wailing wailers continue, let GMB continue. Let anyone of them come out and swear if Nigeria would have been better than this if GEJ is still the President.
PoliticsRe: Alleged N1tn Diversion ; Senate To Probe Lamorde’s Alleged Diversion Of N1tn. by aristosoft(m): 12:22pm On Aug 24, 2015
Lamorde was never a saint. He was brought to head EFCC by Former AGF, Adokeh, who is alleged to be a very corrupt person after the excesses of Farida Waziri in recovering loots and prosecuting corrupt officers.

Adokeh persuaded GEJ to remove Farida and personally recommended Lamorde. So, you cant completely isolate Adokeh from these charges.

#LamordeMustGo We need better hands.
Jokes EtcBest Description Fpr This Pics. (photo) by aristosoft(op): 8:28am On Aug 12, 2015
Someone should please help with the best description that fits this pics.

When U wan break up with your Ghanaian bae.

I don talk mine, oya try urs.

PoliticsRe: Army Reacts To Photo Of Soldiers Torturing A Man In Nassarawa by aristosoft(m): 8:25pm On Aug 10, 2015
A mature reaction from the military, later they would say Amnesty International dey lie. They are tapes of even worse cases with different local and human right groups. No serious reaction because it didn't make Newspaper frontend.

Now that one has, I hope a complete military re-orientation would begin. Civilians are your custodians, treat them not as defenceless animals.

On a lighter mood, if Na when Uncle Doyin dey, e go say Soldiers have right to punish erring robbers grin
CareerRe: Policewoman Demoted For Having Sex Inside Car by aristosoft(m): 2:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
Jamoh20:
I suspect d Provost has more to say than what has been said; is he d police man on guard that night, if no he should provide d name of d officer(s) who were on duty 2. How did d man evade arrest n escape from d police college; both d provost n all d officers on duty has to b punished 3. how did d man gain entry into d police college without clearance? If its what I think which is that d Provost asked for sex n d woman refused but he then decided to punish d woman by alleging that she had sex in her car with a man. God will surely vindicate his children.
Thumbs Up! Na only you get the depth to reason that way. Plenty thumbs up! Na just kongi NL pips like to dey talk about. Why did it chose to be the day provost joined the guards? Why does the identity of the other man remain UNKNOWN? Why is no one answering for the movement of the unknown accomplice? Why did the demotion happened that fast without fair hearing?
She might have broken the law but there's always due process except the news wasn't completely reported or someone is being mysterious.
PoliticsRe: Gov Ganduje Declares War On Kwankwaso by aristosoft(m): 12:36pm On Aug 09, 2015
Ganduje and Kwankwaso had been together all along. If they spilt now, it means the association only lasted because one tolerated the other.
True friends are known when little or no stake is involved. I can bet that most of these ones studying abroad are children of the elites being sponsored by tax payers money just as the same applies to govt sponsoring muslim and christian pilgrimage.

We are all responsible for unemployment in this country. If such money stays here, it would help a lot of destinies if judiciously spent.

God bless Nigeria o
God punish and/or remove those leaders who know the right thing but dodge it for personal benefits.

PDP or APC, it's anyone that moves this country forward I stand with.
RomanceRe: 20 Crazy And Shocking Things Desperate Girls Do To Get Married! by aristosoft(m): 8:55am On Aug 04, 2015
U guys are just so interested in tainting and bashing ladies nowadays.

Why ain't you doing so to guys? Guys are actually ladies' biggest nightmare but it's unfair the rate at which you throw jabs at them at will.
Christianity EtcRe: MFM Gives N91m To Members With First-Class by aristosoft(m): 10:12pm On Aug 01, 2015
rabbuy:
Ahan just 500k
And that bae told me he would give them a car each... Chai see as I chop am angry undecided
Na car before, as the number swell, church gats adjust the price to stay within budget smiley

I like the empowerment but don't know how they compensate those no go school.
TravelRe: 10 Reasons Why Lagos Is Better Than Abuja by aristosoft(m): 11:47pm On Jul 30, 2015
I've lived in both. I still prefer Abuja all the same. The only difference is that it's easier to move from grass in Lagos than in Abuja.
Transport is cheaper and constant in Abuja, even accommodation but most money source in Abuja is through the government and International NGOs. Poor industry except for building and estates.

Social life in Abuja is still lower than Lagos anyways.
RomanceRe: Desperate For A Husband. by aristosoft(m): 11:34pm On Jul 30, 2015
Now, I know another reason why Nigeria is so backwards, people who are supposed to think about a solution are only busy dealing with ladies who turned them down because they ain't buoyant enough.

People should get a life first. Enough of this marriage talk at FP. Please!
RomanceRe: 8 Things Ladies Do That Make Guys Tag Them Hungry Ladies by aristosoft(m): 9:05pm On Jul 30, 2015
redgem:
These lists and hatred on female folks are becoming alarming and Unbearable...

You guys should please take a break....don't you have better things doing other than bashing and finding faults?
You don't know how much it pains guy that the only reason a lady refused to date him is that he doesn't have enough to spend on her.
CultureRe: Okunade Sijuwade, The Ooni Of Ife Is Dead by aristosoft(m): 4:18am On Jul 29, 2015
Except for those who don't know him, we know whom Ooni Orisa is. Though powerful, and resolved some industrial and political dispute, a true Yoruba don't speak ill of the dead, especially a king.

On the other side, kings ain't supposed to die outside their territory.

Na wetin me I sabi I talk o
WebmastersRe: I Need Your Service, If You Are Good In Javascript And Jquery by aristosoft(m): 8:41am On Jul 28, 2015
I reside in Abuja if you don't mind, reply and I will email you.
WebmastersRe: Power Bank 16000mah + Inverter Can Power Your Laptop, Tv And Other Devices by aristosoft(m): 8:38am On Jul 28, 2015
Why you no wan talk price? If e fit power my laptop and phone for 24 hours and the price no go break my neck, Oya Na!
PoliticsRe: Presidency, Boko Haram Begin Talks-the Nation by aristosoft(m): 9:28am On Jul 27, 2015
I hate to hear this. Nigeria now brewing two different monsters: Niger Delta Militants and then Boko Haram, I wonder what Bakassi and OPC are waiting for.

Goodbye, Nigeria if you ever negotiate with Boko Haram or give them some kind of business in form of amnesty.

This would be the biggest inhumanity of GMB to Nigerians. GEJ is in no way better. He tried it but failed.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by aristosoft(m): 9:21am On Jul 27, 2015
Bonapart:
you people can't even see her own side but the noise maker that call himself musician
I guess u ain't seeing what I'm seeing. If she's just reporting almost a year after it happened, something just got wrong. I can't find the cartoon again when the judge asked how she was raped, she replied it was when the cheque bounced.

Ladies who has no rep can do anything to blackmail those who have, especially if their moves ain't working.
Let Timaya go to Atlanta and go and see the lady, then charges would be withdrawn ASAP after another bleeping and dollars of course.

Let someone say I'm indifferent to her plight.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by aristosoft(m): 10:57am On Jul 26, 2015
Bae wants more bleeping. Blackmail gone sour. Eeya sorry.

The number you dialled is busy, message received.
ProgrammingRe: Is Wordpress Really The Way by aristosoft(m): 12:51am On Jul 25, 2015
pcguru1:
Hopefully I am hoping for the day WordPress revamps and adopts so many new features so till then i guess.
I get all your points but not enough reason not to learn WordPress as He learns Web programming.
ProgrammingRe: Is Wordpress Really The Way by aristosoft(m): 8:24am On Jul 24, 2015
pcguru1:
What's bad with Wordpress
1. Tightly coupled and highly inflexible everything must be built around Taxonomies and Post
2. Global Variables everywhere
3. No Proper Unit testing environment
4. Poor templating compared to otherds (Laravel=>Blade, Symfony=>Twig, Yii=>Partials and Layout
5. Slow, Bloated and memory intensive
6. Nothing is autoloaded, resources are loaded regardless of whether it's needed or not
7. No support for PHP 5.6 Features
8. WP doesn't adhere to PSR (This is very important) Laravel,Yii2,Zend Framework 2 does its all about Framework interoperability (using Symfony code in Yii2 Project and vice versa)

Good luck with WordPress
There's big difference between a designer and a developer. I used to be an enemy of CMS but since stumbling on WordPress, no going back. It's very good for any kind of quick websites, especially news and magazines.

Now, consider the Pros
1. Security: WP community is watching over your site, releases security updates as soon as loopholes are found. Though WP sites are subject of continuous attack, a good programming experience makes you put your own tweaks to everything.
2. Many plugins to do virtually everything, the only issue is that too many plugins affect your site performance.
3. WordPress makes you appreciate programming as the way taxonomies interact. Codex is your good friend.
4. More importantly, continue learning how to develop in any language. But that sense would make you to be able to appreciate and customize every tool you get from WordPress.
5. If 20 percent of all websites online run on WordPress, it would be STUPID to say the cons are less than the Pros.
6. If you want to be a Ninja, WordPress is just the least of the many things you need to know.
PoliticsRe: I Cannot Take Credit For The Revival Of The Refineries - President Buhari by aristosoft(m): 11:44pm On Jul 18, 2015
ahaika23:
Hahahahaha, where are the imbeciles who danced all day long with lies that a rudderless government fixed refineries in less than 40 days in office.
A lot of ministries would perform better without the interference of politically-appointed ministers. Their efficiency has improved greatly in recent times because of any/all of the below:
1. The fear of GMB is the beginning of wisdom for job retention especially during transition.
2. No political interference yet
3. Waste, Corruption not Stealing era is over.
4. GMB seem upright. When the leader is respected, everyone will behave.

Welcome to a new Nigeria devoid of Sycophants and jostling for Credit-taking.

Sai Baba!!!
WebmastersRe: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by aristosoft(m): 5:43pm On Jul 15, 2015
ddeston:
Hahaha. Yeah very true.
She can't even hide her password from me unless am not serious about knowing, grin

And regarding her movement, there are some girls that are bad like that and even with all the trackers on her you won't still be able to monitor her.
Except she's not using Android, BB, windows or iphone. You know her password, whenever she lies, you'll just smile.

Abi, you are a learner
WebmastersRe: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by aristosoft(m): 5:19pm On Jul 15, 2015
One Big Cons:

They would most likely know your password, and know your movement......so you rarely lie without being caught.
grin angry grin
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombs: Muslims Kick As Army, Police Frisk Women In Hijab, Burka - Punch by aristosoft(m): 12:07pm On Jul 12, 2015
Skako:
I cann't support anything that against Allah laws and Am not in support of it at all length,what did they banned when christian are killing muslim in cental africa republic ?


see d useless fellow comment did he say anything abut niger delta millitant?
People like you are the reason Nigeria is backward and Islam isn't seen as a religion of peace. May the all-knowing Allah forgive and heal your ignorance.

Oya, Receive Sense!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi, Bakare, Others On Buhari’s 18-Man Delegation To US - Sahara Reporters by aristosoft(m): 11:46am On Jul 12, 2015
It's becoming true.

I belong to Everybody, I belong to Nobody.

Make I dey warm up whether dem go invite me for the next trip.

Dem no go know say 9ja president come Na, shay na only 18 people go enter 9 presidential jets. Abi America no get space like Kenya?

Enough of this rotating delegates sha, except for proper documentation. What we need now is an assemblage of a think-tank to drive policies and actions towards cleaning our mess so we can start this country.

God bless Nigeria and those who mean well for this country against their selfish interest.
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks ECWA Church In Jos by aristosoft(m): 11:25am On Jul 12, 2015
I think something is wrong somewhere.

It's as if this terrorism just press control + restart. We might have to restart from 2011 in this fight. But it's gonna be insane if this is their way of pushing for amnesty.

In God we trust. GMB, do something ASAP.

No excuses!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Detains Steven Orosanye For Pension Fraud by aristosoft(m): 3:46pm On Jul 10, 2015
Baba Go Slow' s silence is simply terrifying. All agencies on their toes because they don't know who will stay or go. I think GMB isn't sacking for political reasons. He always want to have a REAL reason to sack.

Let this silence continue a little, it helps us see the potential of government institutions if kept on their toes.

Keep up the good work.
GMB, I believe.

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