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Car TalkRe: Understand Your Brake System by aristosoft(m): 1:43pm On Feb 10, 2017
Autofreeman:
first off, what is the make, model , and year of your vehicle..?
Honda Accord 2006 Discussion Continue
Car TalkRe: Understand Your Brake System by aristosoft(m): 9:40am On Feb 10, 2017
My gear got stucked. After fixing it, my car doesn't respond fast whenever I press the pedal. It's not raising. It never goes beyond 3. What are the possibilities?
AutosRe: Affordable Original Honda Car Parts. by aristosoft(m): 10:00pm On Feb 09, 2017
No response still on Honda EOD Iv-tec 2.4 engine.
My car is having issues. The gear arm was stucked after an accident. A mechanic around there tried to fix it for me. Since then, the car no longer throttle and select gear properly again in drive mode. The mechanic I met is only talking about ringing the engine. Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks and please try reply to text/calls.
ProgrammingRe: Help With Laravel 'JWT' Authentication by aristosoft(m): 11:55pm On Jan 29, 2017
FrankLampard I follow you here to collect PhpStorm key. Please Epp a brother. For JWT, guess it works on the user table as default. Check your API settings in the provider. Config/auth.php also you may need to specify Laravel version you are using.

Please DM me working phpstorm 10 keys if you have
Jokes EtcMan, Money And Monkeys (the Real MMM) by aristosoft(op): 6:57pm On Jan 20, 2017
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to #MMM.
The world of Monkeys

#Copied
AutosRe: Affordable Original Honda Car Parts. by aristosoft(m): 4:33pm On Nov 21, 2016
Please, I need tokunbo belgium engine for Honda Accord Discussion Continues 2006.
I am in Abuja. Please, If you have at a reasonable price, holla me.

Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi’s Speech Sparks Social Media Debate - Vanguard by aristosoft(m): 10:40am On Oct 03, 2016
malele:
Nigerians will never vote such a man for president.
It's only people without sense we vote in
That's not completely true. We vote who either made the most noise or spend the most and/or ethno-religious sentiments
PoliticsRe: Tuoyo Etoromi Oduah: "My Father Busy Seeking Attention" by aristosoft(m): 8:35am On Sep 03, 2016
Marriage ended 30 years ago but one of the children was 28 years. Yeye dey smell. Bringing Family Matter to the media is stupidity. Sen Stella, don't let attention seekers prey on your issues....
Tiwa was childish, reactional....take heed.
CrimeRe: Riot And Shooting At Kuje Prison, Abuja by aristosoft(m): 9:40pm On Aug 29, 2016
And then, chibok girls might suddenly appear. BH demands being met.

#justThinkingAloud
PetsRe: Man Who Names Dog Buhari Is Guilty!!- Deputy Speaker, SU by aristosoft(m): 6:10pm On Aug 26, 2016
The OP is likely gonna be a lawyer or law student, continue......u no fit match Lai Muhammed
PoliticsRe: Militants Bomb Shell Oil Pipeline In Nigeria: Locals by aristosoft(m): 8:17am On Aug 01, 2016
Boko Haram against GEJ grounded the north. People became refugees in their own place. The loss might take not less than 20 years to heal.
Ogoni spill will take 30 years. Don't know how long this will take to heal if this madness continues.... NDA just like Boko Haram is a sabotage scheme.

The Earth is ours to plough, not to Plunder!
PoliticsRe: Why Kebbi Denies Dangote Land –bagudu by aristosoft(m): 9:04am On Jul 25, 2016
Smart move by the governor by his explanation. Nice attempt by Dangote but as others have said. You need not own the lands. Sign a MOU with the farmers, let them produce all you need as it's done for Tomato farmers in kano. Organize them into groups and meet their representatives and carry the government along.
Every businessman is to maximize profit but let's not enslave our people.
FamilyRe: I Am Beginning To Despise My Fiance' by aristosoft(m): 4:09pm On Jul 21, 2016
This is close to what's happening to a friend. What made him feel so insecure? The friend has a dirty past. The guy always check to know if she has completely dumped the past or still peeps at it.

Whichever way, a guy can be jealous. Discuss it with him. But ask yourself or tell NL peeps what made him suspicious of you.
EducationRe: UNILORIN & Tablet PC, Wifi And Sweatshirts: By A Concerned Student Of UNILORIN by aristosoft(m): 8:24am On Jul 14, 2016
yinkarh187:
hehehe...continue defending ur right when your mate are already earning 6figures salary
Then, they should shut up and enjoy the exploitation because 6-figure salary is waiting for them. The 'Yes Sir' attitude would even help them get those jobs faster.

And when they even get those jobs, those ones will also deduct 20% of their salary for rents and give them substandard houses. They would also need to keep quiet so as not to loose the 6-figure salary job.

Government will tax them and squander their tax money but they will still need to endure so as not to miss their 6-figure salary job.

#UnbakedGraduate #cowardice #slaveryMentality #sufferingAndSmiling
EducationRe: UNILORIN & Tablet PC, Wifi And Sweatshirts: By A Concerned Student Of UNILORIN by aristosoft(m): 11:10pm On Jul 13, 2016
Thats what you get when you have a graduate-quickly-at-all-cost mentality in this kind of setting where school administrators are out to reap off the poor students.

1. No vibrant Unionism
2. Half-baked graduates that can't even speak up in the face of oppression/exploitation not to talk of defending their rights
3. The people benefitting from the scam use the loot to send their wards to better school, and give them better devices
4. Continue ranting here on NL and do nothing at least you've paid.


Evil prosper because good people concur to it.
I trust OAU. Aluta forces go collect the money back after the first iteration.
EducationRe: July 10 OAU Massacre; What Actually Happened by aristosoft(m): 8:59am On Jul 10, 2016
I know Prof Rogers to be a very upright man in terms of moral standards.

I can believe his account. This confession coming from the VC shows that Powers beyond the university frustrated Justice.

RIP, Afrika and others.
The only condolence we have is that their efforts has frustrates and led to the zero tolerance of Cultism on OAU campus, this I enjoyed in my 6-year stay in Ife.

Long Live OAU SUG
Long Live OAU
Long Live Nigeria
Jokes EtcRe: When Kaduna Boys Heard Of The Free Meal By The State Government (photo) by aristosoft(m): 9:47pm On Jun 14, 2016
Omo l'awon eleyi abi OMO ( dis na pikin or Omo detergent)
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Achievements In First Year In Office - Presidency by aristosoft(m): 10:58am On May 29, 2016
Whenever achievements can't be summarized in simple languages and also full of promises, it's either full of Lies or signs of Under-achievements.
Education, Infrastructure and Health are conspicuously missing.

#GMBFallingHands
PoliticsRe: Military Storms Oporoza, Niger-Delta In Warships Searching For Militants by aristosoft(m): 12:39pm On May 28, 2016
Game time! But our weapon of fight is not carnal. Don't be surprised that foreign powers will support NDA. Their action has increased global fuel prices, so some people already benefit from that.
Nigeria is the pun.
PoliticsRe: US To Return $350m Stolen By Nigerian Generals by aristosoft(m): 11:08am On May 15, 2016
Good development but I bet it's not without terms and conditions.
Baba, when you get them, use them for what Kerry mentioned 'Education, Health and Well-being of the citizens' and stopped being frugal about spending. If you don't, the next guys coming no dey smile o. They will return it to America thru looting.
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Gudaji Kazaure Shoots Himself, Flown To Dubai (photos) by aristosoft(m): 10:54am On May 14, 2016
The interview showed his IQ level. Give a fool a rope and he will hang himself.

On a side note, as mob destroy Lawmakers' house in kano. Guy dey prepare in case anyone came knocking.

Why Dubai again after removing the bullet wound? That's the reason why our hospitals ain't working. OAUTHC carried out open heart surgery last week. Sincerely, Nigerians are trying but these mofos won't appreciate it because they want to waste our hard-earned taxes on luxuries abroad. Mschew!
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-kayode, Confronted With Multiple Fraud Cases, Sent Into EFCC Custody by aristosoft(m): 10:06am On May 10, 2016
Now, this I can call Political Witch-hunting.

GMB should focus on governance and implementing budget for the collective good rather than going after loquacious ants like FFK. He'll only make him more popular.

And when FFK comes out, we'll see the article with the topic 'How I passed the Shadows of Death' ....lol
PoliticsRe: Timi Frank: Oyegun Is Incompetent, Destroying APC by aristosoft(m): 10:50am On May 08, 2016
This guy is an open opposition and enemy in APC, and I can categorically tell you that he says the mind of Atiku concerning APC. #markMyWords
EducationRe: Nigerians Selected For 2016 Mandela Washington Fellowship by aristosoft(m): 9:16am On May 08, 2016
The US knows what they are doing. These are the people eventually used as spies on us. How come they picked only those who studied abroad or is it government that selected these ones for them?

#justThinkingAloud
RomanceRe: 7 Signs Your Boyfriend Isn't Serious About Your Relationship by aristosoft(m): 9:26pm On May 07, 2016
Not all relationships is more marriage.
Some are meant to pass time, keep soul and body. Na Una just dey worry yourself.
EducationRe: Medical Students Write Exams In A.B.U Zaria This Way (Photo) by aristosoft(m): 12:03pm On May 03, 2016
LuckyLadolce:
very correct. If possible let them give only me one auditorium.. I will love it.. Because my angels that brings the stuffs(answers) dont like a crowdy place grin
Badt Guy since Inception. Awon anjonu ti won npin orijo since time memorial
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Tiwa Savage:U Screwed Ur Life By Marrying A Man With Kids by aristosoft(m): 6:33pm On May 02, 2016
talktonase:
an 18yr old lady that has been in marriage for one year is much more matured and experienced than a 51yr old that has never been married before.Marriage is growth in itself.Madame please keep quiet in 'mama peace' voice
Mama Peace go talk KEEP KWAYET IN KAPITA LETA because She's talking like someone who is BRAIN-CORRUPT

Prophetess of Doom!
PoliticsRe: Ribadu/iweala For 2019/2023 by aristosoft(m): 8:26pm On Apr 26, 2016
People are overestimating Ribadu sad
Ribadu can best be described as a ruthless bulldog, follows instructions to the latter.

Madam NOI isn't bad for VP but will need someone stronger and more experienced to boss her and checkmate IMF influence.

Tis good we start thinking of reasonable choices but this combo can't make it Walahi cool
PoliticsRe: Saraki: My Original Sin Was Opposing Muslim/Muslim Ticket In The APC by aristosoft(m): 8:24am On Apr 23, 2016
This Saraki guy strong o. He's like the only person on trial that didn't fall sick. Maybe, because he's the Current Senate President.

Another instinct is that this letter might have plenty omissions like the Asset Declaration Form, can I give you more space to make amends?
RomanceRe: When She's Older Than You by aristosoft(m): 5:48pm On Apr 21, 2016
jeffoe:
are your opinion based on personal experience. all the girls i have dated that gave me headache (they where all younger than me), except my present one who i intend to marry and note she is older than me.
From experience, younger girls tend to be playful, adventurous and troublesome depending on how you handle them. Most cool-headed persons I dated were also younger than I am, but on a second thought, when I decided to leave, they brought out their real self.
Generally, except for a few, the moment a lady starts thinking of settling down, their attitude towards suitors tends to soften especially when they see you as their potential.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Women Met With Rimamde Shawulu-Kwewum (Pics) by aristosoft(m): 12:42am On Apr 21, 2016
thefakestan:
What are u talking about please?
Your name sound like 'The Fake Satan' grin
RomanceRe: When She's Older Than You by aristosoft(m): 11:14pm On Apr 20, 2016
No! Noo!!! Nooooo!!!! For me.
That humility is artificial. You ain't the one marrying her, she's the one marrying you. She won't surrender completely to you. He'll always assume she's more experienced than you are.
Think deeply, woman can keep their real behavior especially if they want to push something thru.

On a lighter mood, typical Yoruba, she collect 3-4 years from him, make she too collect am back na grin

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