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ThefakeStan

Your name wan be like 'Tje Fs

The problem is very simple. The guy lost at the primaries. These are the people that picked Audu ahead of him. He was at their mercy then, now they seem to be at his. I think he should just play maturedly and know politics is about interest. APC's cracks will give way for PDP, ask Gbenga Daniel and Ogun PDP (2011) and Alao-Akala too.

They should just sheath their swords and move the state forward.

Nigerians washing dirty linen in public in the name of politics. Na our stolen money Dem use sponsor this publication abi.

God is watching all of you on 3D, I guess this is a reprisal to the article tagged 'The Ineffectual Baboon', KONTINUU...(in PEJ's voice). The new sheriff in town no go even mind you, na after breaking Johnny Walker and Ajala record, e go remember the wailers, Magu(EFCC) and Adesina will handle it.

Happy Wailing!

jeebz:
Bro, I don't agree with all your submissions. MySql is not that bad as a DBMS the challenge is the site most likely was not optimized which led to performance degradation.

From the message, you would know it's one cpanel like that that was used to host a site/application to accommodate more than 5m prospective applicants.

Gross Incompetence. Na one person go collect the contract, give one small company small money to handle am cos the competent ones won't take such.
We can suffer the result. Nepotism, Incompetence and Corruption will kill us someday if we don't address them.

1. Know your worth. What amount of influence or worth are you to the company.
2. Know your boss temperament. Does he really mean what he says or it's just out of frustration? Every boss (just like clients) have their own shortcomings.
3. If it's your company and a client treats you that way, will you let go of him/her?
4. Are the gains you get from the company more than the down side?
5. Nothing good comes without it's challenges. Most people who will tell you to resign might not have been in such situation before. Listen more to those who had similar experience.
6. Plan B or Not, you have your answer.

Thats what we get when we value Nepotism over Meritocracy. Are we saying we don't have correct programmers who can ensure a hitch-free CBT exams? Nigeria is growing very fast, influenced by western ways but not developing.

Is doing CBT that complex? If i were Minister for Education, I will just relieve ALL the board directors of their job after making sure they document their side of the failure but sentiments won't make us do the right thing.

This is national disgrace. I will suggest a PPT retake for everyone this year for credibility sake but at JAMB's expenses while we prepare for CBT next year.

wellmax:
And the Lazy Nairalander who didn't bother to read the statement will say, "lies, they are trying to cover the teacher"

You see until Bloggers are sued and sent to jail for misleading the public, lying, and destrying peoples homes and reputation, this kind of thing will occur again and again.

The only thing on Nigerian bloggers mind is traffic. No matter the consequence of the story. Until they start holding them accountable for what they write, such lies won't cease in public domain.

Don Jazzy telling Linda He's available.
Oga if you wan toast, why start from social media.
Bros Don Jazzy, if you want Linda Ikeji as wife, oya coman take her hand in marriage. No worry about bride price

I may not like Oliseh and his ego but I like a coach that wont take rubbish from NFF. Keshi was allegedly sacked because he was lobbying for another job. You dey owe coach, yet you don dey negotiate with another coach.

I hope they wont come and recycle Amodu, Eguavoen, Amokachi or any of those former coaches. Foreign or Local, I just want fresh thinking for the super eagles.

TheSuperNerd:
In all of these, Mikel has still scored 6 goals for Chelsea since the 2006/07 season as A DMF.

HOW MANY DID MAKALELE SCORE FOR CHELSEA?? 20?? 10??

One more question, how many goals have Mascherano scored for FC Barcelona as a DMF/Defender?. And pls, does his little or NO RETURN make him inferior?

Leave Mikel alone..... He got no inferiority complex. Every trophy he won at Chelsea, he was a major player in them..... 2009/2010 Epl title, 2012 UCL title, 2013 Europa league title, ALL FOUR F.A cup titles, and much more......

Nigeria conquered Africa because Mikel stood up to the Best Africa had to offer in midfield from Yaya toure to seydou keita even to Alain Traore.

Mikel bossed Yaya when Chelsea narrowly lost via the "away goals rule" in 2010/2011 UCL semi-finals. And bossed Yaya again when Nigeria overcame Ivory Coast @Afcon 2013.

Mikel bossed the Spanish midfielders @Fifa confederations cup 2013. And literally tore the Uruguayans apart. Inexperience and absence of other key players like Onazi (mikel's trusted midfield partner), Victor Moses, and Emenike (then on fire.... Seems he's discovered himself again for west ham) affected The Super Eagles @Fifa confed cup 2013.

Life itself is a risk.... No risks, no rewards..... Mikel may be short of true greatness because he may never live up to his fullest soccer potentials which we all saw @Fifa U-20 2005 BUT HE'S DONE ENOUGH IN THE PATH HE CHOSE AND WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF AFRICA'S TOP 5 MOST DECORATED PLAYERS OF ALL TIME.......

Others in Mikel's elite club from Africa are Samuel Eto'o fils, Nwankwo Kanu, Didier Drogba, and even Seydou Keita.....

We can keep playing the game of "what ifs"..... What if he went to man utd? What if he never met mourinho? What if, what if what if

But Mikel's place is already among legends...... He's led Nigeria to a major continental title.

Messi is yet to do same for Argentina despite all his achievements and for me, messi is the best in this generation and arguably the best in history.... Maybe second only to the king Pele...(Edson arantes dos nascimento)

So this and many more is why I maintain that even in the far reaches of saturn or our galaxy or any other galaxy..... Mikel does not suffer any form of inferiority complex.

He may never fulfill his highest potentials which is so sad but he still remains "a midfield boss".....

Even the catalan greats, Xavi, iniesta and busquets agree to this after what they witnessed at his hands during the Fifa confederations cup 2013.

Mikel never lived up to his potentials partly because he never took risk under Mourinho.
I think he 'fears' Mourinho too much.
All other Chelsea coach used him very well except Mourinho.
However, it will be ridiculous to mention Mikel in the region of greats like Kanu, Okocha, Etoo, Drogba, Seydou Keita, Yaya Toure or world-class midfielders like Xavi, Busquet, Makelele, Pirlo, Vieira, etc.

He's good but never lived up to his potentials. Those guys are REGULAR FIRST TEAM PLAYERS with Winning Team. They were not onlookers when it mattered. They weren't intimidated out of their games.

Rotten minds everywhere. It's One. Symbol of Unity.

If Saraki survives this, nothing will ever shake him again. But for APC, the road ahead might be tougher than they think. If it stands till 2019, na GEJ treatment Dem go get.

Yorubasgreat:
Despite the info up there, I must panic as long as Liar Muhafairytales is still in power..

Everyday is April to him, so this could be another one of his Aprilfools message to Nigerians... .

The way many of you talk here ehn! Is enough reason for some foreign and/or local journalist to describe our former and/or present presidents as ineffectual baboons.....anyway, na u get your fingers, when you see such articles next time, don't wail....just know your hand dey there too.

anonimi:
What was the right thing that Jonathan did?
Thanks.

He conceded defeat. Handed over to opposition without protests or war.That singular action saved the lives of thousands, property worth billions. No African in history has ever done that. I'm not a fan of GEJ, but it's the reason for the peace we experienced.

Desperation everywhere.
Attention-seekers.
Every average Ibo man I interviewed in Abuja isn't in support of the IPOB heroism but at least, let Kanu be fairly tried.

All the Igbo professors in Ireland that will make bomb for him are still watching. Biafra Passports scanners are still crying. Make Nigeria let these guys leave but on one condition, no one carries dual citizenship of Nigeria and their Biafra

The same AyeDee that attempted to bring down Linda, hired to campaign for GEJ, Koro and Agbaje whom all lost has now become a Prophets who easily tells who wrote anonymous articles.
You are all as clueless as the past and present administration.
APC should have retained his opposition status while we make a more sensible party replace PDP. As ineffectual as GEJ might have been, he did one right thing never done in history by African leaders.
Anybody can wail but you can't take that away.

ffo:
MTN just trying to buy time, im sick of what NCC is doing, how can MTN sue her regulator. na wa o

MTN tidying up their papers, they wan first make sure they convince the court that they can't afford it. In-btw, you sure say they've not been outside romance between both lawyers? Na 1.04tn we dey talk o.

Their account sef should have been frozen by now if Dem really wan speed up this case.

The Topic should have been titled ' Former PDP official's and Politicians Properties in UAE'

We can start from there but Sahara reporters, I can't believe Saraki and his friend, that wears Turban don't have.
#Adonbilivit

Something is really fish, even the press sef no help. Na Dasuki no show or Na FG no fit produce am?

Abi Dem don dey reach concession?

Not all Yoruba o, Na Only Ondo People and Ekiti can do this. Ondo doesn't take thrash from you especially if you are being accorded so much respect.

Another reason being that, maybe Baba no dey help/support his constituency.

Lesson is if we learn to stop tolerating Yam Eaters among us, the number of missing yam will reduce drastically.

searchiing4love:
[b]Kanu foolishly led himself into an avoidable problem. He is like a lamb cheered by goats(ipob youths) to take on a pack of hyenas(FG) Going by his unkempt and frustrated looks in court recently, am sure he wish he could turn back the hands of time but its too late. He enjoyed the fraudulent fame while it lasted. He wanted to be a rebel leader. A rebel leader with no military background. Which sane rebel leader will go as far as soliciting for weapons on a recorded event? His mistakes are enormous and there are better ways he could have fought his battles without spreading hate and implicating himself. Kanu is just a buttie boy overfed with the comfort of london and that pushed him to run his mouth like a tap on biafra radio. He looked like a chicken in the rain in court and was even described as standing in court without uttering a word. Am sure the Dss treatment is gradually restoring his brain to factory settings. Before the previous Biafra war, Ojukwu had a template of what biafra would look like and even presented his demands through the aburi accord in Ghana. He had military experience and a PlanB if the aburi accord was rejected. Despite this, Ojukwu regretted leading his people to a bloody massacre and has since called for a United Nigeria. Kanu's approach was to brainwash innocent youths, spread hate and bile and even instigate war on other non igbo tribes. No concrete reason why they want Biafra other than the Yorubas and Hausas hate us so we have to go. Comparing Kanu to Ojukwu is an insult in all ramifications. Kanu's predicament will never end soon. He will pay for all those hate speeches and instigating wars against peaceful Nigerians. Where are the bombs he threatened to use on Radio biafra? Where are the jet fighters? Where are Ipob soldiers he promised to unleash on the zoo? Pride goes before a fall. Kanu has fallen and all the igbo youths can do is protest. with time everyone will forget him in jail and move on with their lives. I hope uchemefor is learning from this before he finds himself in the same fate.

God bless Nigeria.


Say no to Biafra[/b]

Guy, you vex o....i no fit read am finish here.
Why not write open letter to him as OBJ did to GEJ?
Or write a novel/epistle like Achebe wrote 'There was a country', all these NL epistles won't give you the kind of attention the 'naive adventurer' got.

brunofarad:
When we were in school.....folks of this ilk looked down on us as no goods because they assume in crass mediocrity that all we knew about was student unionism with no bright future.

Little did they know that intelligence and brilliance may be used interchangeably but they are not same.

On the convocation day,
Many couldn't believe their eyes seeing my Name "umenwanne francis onyeka"as one of those who graduated with 2.1 in department of physics.
They thought it was fluke,but they wouldn't understand...when u are good ,u are good


So bros

Don't conclude on folks yet till u see their lasts.





Last bullet

Have u graduated?
What's ur grade
Have u been fixed?

If u have not gotten job

Check my signature and apply,
Maybe we may offer u Something, to help u




Winks

Anyway, you failed cos All I did was to 'aro' you. OAU don leave you. I was also a honourable at Faculty. I don't see unionists as never-do-wells, See Saburi, Devaino, even Goddey, AndFash, Diamond, etc

But that's the general impression of Anti-unionists. The union did a lot for the freedom we enjoyed at Ife, so I'm never in contempt of these heroes.

Anyway, you don fall awo boys hand, maybe you didn't stay there or the spirit don leave you.

We are together bro.

Long Live Awo hall,
Long Live Great Ife,
Long Live Nigeria.

Aluta Continua!!!

brunofarad:
Point of order
We have to take this case to the level of amphi theatre or awo cafe..

So that great ife students will Look into this case scientifically.



Of the GREATEST IFE



Shout out to all GREAT IFE ALUMNI
This Is the voice of HON BRUNO science constituency 2008

Cc. Saburi
DR 3A's
LIPTINO
INDOMIE
Boom Shah shah
Wale eleto
Olarotimi
Soweto
Barry blacky
Karl max
Hemhem
BoMBATA
Ogummah andrew
Goddey
Walata
Small God
OBuS
Philattio
Figo
Betiku
Destiny
Castro
Frank ogaga
Awo
Deviano
Rosa rosenburg
AWO. BOYS

All DSMITES
ALL PACESETTERS
ALL CONGRESS OF PROGRESSIVE YOUTHS
ALL PROGRESSIVES
ALL REVOLUTIONARIES
And the reactionaries


Shine bright anywhere you are at the moment.

The end justifies



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With all these names Wey you mention, you sure say you graduate with any GP at all?

Abi Na after you graduate you start building your GP ( in Awo Boys' voice)

I sight you sha.

Hon Authentic Ay from MCB constituency

TonyeBarcanista:
If you even read the full statement, Tompolo pledge support for the government in power,and called on Sylva and supporters of APC in Bayelsa to concede defeat and join hands with Dickson to move Bayelsa forward. He maintained that they are all Ijaws.

That is the average thinking of an Ijaw and Niger Deltan. We see election as a contest and not a war. We want development and not a theatre to brew hate. I recall during the Bayelsa election when some outsiders were abusing some Bayelsans that were supporting Sylva of APC, I rebuked them by saying that both men are Ijaws from Bayelsa and they need support of whoever gives them though I was backing Dickson.

I am happy that Tompolo has shown maturity though he has a case that he must answer sha.

the conditions being attached are not acceptable. Therefore, I once again insist on believing in the Nigerian project unconditionally.”

The bolded is to tell you there could have been a romance between IPOB, Biafrans and Niger Delta but the conditions being attached aren't acceptable. I trust the IPOB guys had tried to patronize them but one of them is greedy.

Biafra being trying to control Niger Delta Oil since 1965 but the SS just couldn't allow it.

donpata:
My Budget based on my area
1. Pre introduction visit (acquaintance and recieving of list of items) - N40000
2. Introduction (Items to purchase) - N40000
3. Bride price - N50000
4. Cards - N10000
5. Jotter/Program - N20000
6. DJ - 20000
7. MC - 20000
8. Cow - 80000
9. Food - 20000
10. Venue (Church Premises canpopy/decor) - 30000
11. TP (Brides people) - 20000
12. Drinks - 20000
13. Wedding gown - 20000
14. Box and contnts - 70000
16. Cake - 30000
15. Miselaneous - 50000
TOTAL - N530000
That's an average wedding for an average guy as me in my area.
NB: Except dem witches dey follow u frm villa, u will find out that many of the things i listed will b taken care of by your family, friends and relatives. Personally, i know i wont spend beyond 300k frm my pocket. Things like cow, drinks, cake, decor, canopies, jotter among others are virtually settled issue. Family will take charge.
Actually, is easier if u got alot of family members and friends trying to come in. Church members will also come in. Most times, u dont bear the burden alone.

You too sabi Marriage & Planning Economics. Send me your name, full name, Date of Birth and O'level result. I wan dash you B. Sc. Marriage Planning and Economics.

signature2012:
Very hilarious.

Nigerians get talent,na bad govt dey kill us.

Fela don sing suffering and smiling. Government is only a reflection of the society. Na we dey do ourselves.
But no matter the suffering, we've learned to adapt instead of fighting back.

God bless Nigeria o!

Olamide get l lyrics sha. just a speech, plenty tag just trend follow.

Na my girlfriend do am for me when we went for IT. Na only She I dey do raw with then but my trust for her dey fail sometimes.
The look on my face was like 'If I +ve, na u give me o! '
What made it worse was, we collected the kit by ourselves and I dreamt that night that I was +ve, I couldn't just tell her not to carry it out again.
Right there, both of us dey look am. But that minute look like 10 years. My heart rush thru all my atrocities like EFCC scanning Dasuki ONSA account.
Alas, it was -ve.

The guy go sit down abroad dey talk plenty things. Say more but first come and explain yourself else government would impound your property.

Lets receive small sense. Money was paid to NGE( a body) as against he used his own company to collect.
Let NGE reply before we would tell Oga Femi to start jogging.
In order news, start checking your account well now....before Dasuki go mention person Wey go mention the person that will mention your name.

Adonbilivit

Someone probably wrote this and forced him to sign. The states mentioned showed the desperation for Niger Delta Oil We don catch you. If this guy isn't prosecuted, Nigeria is truly a zoo where any animal can do anything. Once it escapes from the zoo, it returns with accolade.

FG and DSS doing the needful since Aug 2015 over Kanu

otiigba1:
Now that every body has agreed that we are being taking for a ride by our government. So what are we going to do about it.

This is the first topic on nairaland that we have agreed on unanimously. the issue of money gets every blood boiling.

Are we just going to ignored this and carry on talking about tonto dike, d banj? And all the other irrelevant yeyebrities while our future are been frittered away by our so call leaders.

Nigerian youths are cowards they are only interested in fighting themselves and joining stupid cults to scare innocent people or decieving themselves by claiming to be musician/rapper while their stomach and pocket is empty.

Shame on nigerian youths. I think its time to chase them crazy bald heads out of the town

Governors are turning states to their private companies and pay salaries when they like. They should be at our mercy but we're always at theirs. Yet, some of us are simply As*Lick*rs

dipopooo:
Let dem continue spending our money anyhow. Abi no b same country dat say e no fit pay workers 18k minimum wage? One day dere monkey go go market e no go come bak. Our rulers ar pushing us to d wall.

They pushed us all to the wall since time memorial, na we dey use our hand shift the wall. All always end with NL jibes and twitter rants.

Enough is Enough!!!

Nice game, lads. I see Etebo, Oduduwa and Daniel... Osimhen try sha but still growing.

On a lighter note, I remember when I used to watch match with my sisters when I was small, Dem go beat the hell out of you. Whether na naija wan score or Dem wan score us.

Great job, SiaOne.
This GMB head dey chop cup o. We need the corruption cup abeg.