₦airaland Forum

oluwasegun007:
Imagine sey super eagles na premiership club...we govdey bottom table.

We go don relegate teytey!

ArrewaDrugGang:
I had few experience with rivers during during my NYSC day in Eastern Nigeria, Anambra around the dreaded Okija there is a river called by the locals urashi. This river needs to be appeased from time to time to avert it aggression cause when it gets aggressive things/humans get pulled into it. Personally I think that the most dangerous waterway ever. but I give that rank the the river that drowned Jeffrey Scott Buckley in Seattle

Tennessee, not Seattle.

Racoon:
Congratulations madam! How she became the DG-WTO is inconsequential because a good product is always a good product.This is the global stage where bigotry, nepotism and parochial sentiments have no part to play because everyone will want the best trade relations that will benefit their member country.

How NOI and Akinwunmi Adeshina(2 products of the Jonathan presidency) went on to dominate the global stage should be case study of how merit counts while mediocrity ruins development as is the case back home.

NOI is never a Jonathan product but Obasanjo!

Karlovic:
Don Lemonade and Fredo Cuomo will surely be seething in pains over there at CNN.

Those two nauseate me, especially the stupid Lemon guy. I could say Fredo has been pecking against Trump because his brother is the governor of New York.

A reminder that it's Friday, and it's time for some Islamic miseducation!

Anyways, it looks very much like a close-up pix of the Kaaba.

NoSentiment:
Now because they're scammers, not herdsmen, all of us have to own them hence their description as "Nigerian" Scammers! Their tribe and religion suddenly do not matter. Yet if they were Fulanis, who were caught for kidnapping or farm invasion then their tribe or religion would matter!

Because Fulani herders are killers. It is better to be scammed than killed. Please be reasonable, you don't have to be foolishly patriotic and not apply reason.

Antoeni:
HOW TO KEEP YOUR MARRIAGE BED WARM

1. Kiss and make out with your spouse often

2. Go to bed at the same time as much as possible, not one finding the other asleep

3. Stay faithful to your spouse

4. Have pillow talks. Intimate conversations before sleeping

5. Don't argue. Always ask yourself "Are you speaking to your spouse with a smile?"

6. Put away the phone in bed. No Facebook, WhatsApp, news or business when it's intimate time

7. Praise each other's body, character and achievements in bed

8. Sleep naked if you can. If it's too cold, wear something attractive

9. Play love songs or worship music in the bedroom to set the mood for warmth

10. Make love as often as you can. Sweat

11. Take time to pray. Take turns. Today it's his turn, tomorrow hers

12. Cuddle up. Stroke each other's skin

13. Get playful and naughty. Spank, tease, gently pinch, flirt, dance, rub your butt on him, poke her butt with your penis

14. Share the same blanket/duvet

15. Sleep holding each other. Cuddling. His hand between her breasts

16. Brush your teeth. Fresh breath makes closeness easier

17. Dim the lights. This makes your hearing and touching senses focus

18. Talk with breaks of kisses. Whisper

19. Wish each other a good night

20. Greet each other with a good morning kiss

Lovely

ProtectMyMoney:
At home and at work according to the article...that means your work place will also be providing charging point for you.

And the charging port will be supplied power by fuel-powererd generators. I don't see the sense in that. The best way to go is to have solar powered self-charging cars.

Apostle Sulaiman in another mess...a mess that has refused to go away. We wait as stories unfold.

Kano1stSon:
Kano of course

Because Kano has historically been the name of a great person who resided on the great Dala hill, he built his house on the hill, and use to catch an elephant with his bare hands.

Also Kano is such a fantastic city, Cool, Nice and home to some of the greatest Africans,
Ever heard of greats like Dantata, Dangote, Isyaku Rabiu (the father of Abdulsamad Rabiu founder of BUA Group), AA Rano, among many great people, well they are all from Kano, and her proud sons.

And as a grown man, you believe that nonsense?

They're just realizing that now? This idea should have been developed about a decade ago. Anyways, it's okay.

Ghostrye:
e be normal tinz for them

SaintLucia:
Even the made in China Shekau was shocked by Chukwujekwu action.

capatainrambo:
Developers

All of una dey craze o, aswear!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Happy birthday....
This niggarrrr music career just die like that

Perhaps he is waiting for his mum's political career to be transferred to him...

No be woman sing the song?

Quim2:
Stop saying what you don't know.

When I was growing in the 80s and 90s these cow people were not a problem,and they were everywhere then.

When we see them on the roads as kids we troop out to sing and hail them and they loved it just as we did....

male gongo
Yama Yama gongo
Male gongo
Yama Yama gongo

It was fun and the songs were many. These cow people carried no guns then and there was no fear for us going to them. They lived around us and we were never bothered.

What changed Huh?

When you put guns in the hands of dumb youths and tell them the land in the entire nation is theirs what do you think will Happen?

You just brought some memories of my childhood, I swear! Malu Gongo, yama yama gongo!

osamz007:
What do you want from them

Maybe he wants to borrow money from them.

bro4u:
Food is ready, they will come and masturbate on this thread while Wakil is on a conquest mission and is almost successful in eliminating them. Southern Nigeria needs to unite now or never.

Don't beg anyone to unite with you. Face your own problems.

MickzyDonald:
Person wey head remove, na home ooo

You dont literally translate a Yoruba adage. You first know the meaning, then translate it to the meaning.

Reeks of Ponzi...

Coming from someone with a Biafra picture on his DP.

naijadrivablog:
Alexreports.

I know him. He has a Foundation called Jack-Rich Tein Foundation. Their office was long Aba Road, opposite Presidential Hotel, Rumuola.




Even in Zanzibar, he can't be President.

Even in Djibouti sef...

[quote author= post=98549081]No be only Jack Rich, na Jack Beuer.
Has he helped anyone in his immediate community?
Oshisko![/quote]No bashing needed please...who knows what he's done or doing under G!

It's lovely seeing interracial couples. Iran? What makes Iran different from many other countries? Is Iran more heterogeneous than many countries of the world? I understand Nigeria, but Iran?

Well, there's also Jimi Disu.

Drivers who're so impatient and want to overtake cars in front of them at U-turns.

Bobrisky, the useless fan and the op, all of una don kolomental!

She got booted out for getting pregnant before the minimum time stipulated, added to the fact that she wasn't married when she got pregnant. I'll buy that.

CashCrowd2020:
This is different...Forex esque

It's the same thing. That was what someone told me, I just wasted money.

CashCrowd2020:
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The profit is huge and more than 100% and it is made every single night.

The person who introduced me made over Sixty thousand in three weeks.


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The website is dollars... something, I've forgotten. E don cast jare.

Zoharariel:
The only Yoruba Movie I love so much is TALONGBEMU (Who dey carry nose).

It was released in 2001 and I think it was the first major production of Mr. Latin (Not Sure).

Around 2006, I went to Eko Idumota and rumaged through the entire Movie Section at (Ebinpejo Lane or so) looking for this movie and I couldn't get it.

Well, I stopped watching Yoruba Movies long time ago since they only promote Cultism, Oloshoism, Armed-Robbery & other useless societal vices but - there can never be any Yoruba Movie as interesting & funny as TALONGBEMU BABA ONI WAIDI.

Mr. Latin, if you're seeing this, kindly make TALONGBEMU available for us.

Check YouTube, it should be there.

Pavicx:
Happy birthday Adekunle Gold,
Although there’s a
Big difference between;

ADEKUNLE GOLD & AG BABY
Only those with real insight to music would understand.

Quite true. His songs recently don't make sense.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnn


People are making it seem like Fulani people are aliens or those with super power.


Enough of all these fulani topics please, I know them in and out have interacted with many of them.

Wouldn't it be wise for you to enlighten us about them?