₦airaland Forum

Deka10:
Kai, just wish Someone will bless me with just 5k this night , It will be life saving

Stop all this nonsense begging, what's wrong with you?

Shelloween:
because C. Ronaldo plays table tennis.

Don't mind the guy jare. The goat that hasn't win a world cup, not to talk of a Cops America. At least CR7 won Euro Cup.

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donofdons:
[b]The richest man in the world was Christ. He was the son of god the creator of all so the natural heir to the throne of the universe.
He only had the tragedy of being born to a cruel, jealous and stingy supreme being who is known for wiping out whole civilizations, ordering the massacre of women and children and sending bears to devour 50 children for laughing at a bald prophet.
This cruel God sent his son down to earth to be tortured and humiliated in front of men and later crucified given that as the only condition for him to forgive mans sins. Christ performed the job reluctantly because cowardice seized him when his crucifiers where on the way and he begged his father to pass the cup away from him- his father refused. After his crucifiction, he was on the cross crying like a pusy, asking his father why he has forsaken him- his father turned away.
He died, rose up from the dead in 3 days and Accended to heaven where he eagerly waits for judgment day so that he will have the opportunity to torture men in hell just like his father abused him.[/b]

You're such a lunatic!

Emily22:
Lwkm o

For your mind you understand what the guy is saying abi? Continue.

Lizilicious:
I wonder why Lai just crossed my mind

Elizabeth baby!

joeruano:
That list is even relatively civil and lenient and God fearing

Abi o! Let them try IMO women to see list. Dem go fear fear!

Truth be told, Uhuru is a monkey!

Juliusmalema:
Rochas is a rejected fool....he should win his state first b4 talking of president.

Let's watch how greedy u people can be....Tinubu taught buhari will die so that osibanjo will succeed him...imagine reasoning......

Either way unless let hausa fulani continue to rule and under develop nigeria...rubbish.

Mahn, you don carry your tribalistic mentality to a new height o! I bow for you.

Noel1:
I have nothing Intelligent to say...

Good, so keep quite!

Dondave11:
Check my profile to start your jouney to your own billions

Have you started yours?

donc26:
The boy has been used as a sacrificial lamb.if you know u know

Chain just listen to yourself bros, if police catch you, you go fit repeat wetin you type here?

pussyeater:
I will punch your mouth if you don't shut up

Ogbeni, you harsh o!

Homeboiy:
The man no born boy ni

Na so so girls dey show body

He has a boy, but he's autistic.
You can put yourself up for adoption, who knows, he can adopt you.

HungerBAD:
Must be nice.

Atleast I can brag that my late dad had a Vespa Bike in my time,and some of my best memories growing up was riding behind him.

It would have been nice growing up in riches.

Make your children have better memories than you have of your father, it'd be nice too. #HustleHard

solochris:
Forget the sms Ronaldo sent u, its not from his mind. I know that guy very well

You know where he lives right? Does he know you too?

Blankstare:
Sweet girl with boris legs.... I wouldn't mind 'helping'her

Sharap there, slowpoke!

Babyforever:
Can't stress myself like this......Don't she have a boyfriend ?

See your life? After you'll be claiming feminism upandan. So no lady should hustle for herself again, they should all depend on men?

RedAlert08:
I suspected.

You can fall for anything

Juliusmalema:
Till 2023....we go know who dash monkey banana...

Instead a yoruba will be there.....let hausas continue ruling......rubbish.

We shall see, maybe its Rocha's or Ekweremadu that you guys will put forward, we shall see. You've lost all credibility even without being President.

survivor1986:
Let's see who wins on Nairaland.
Like for Oshoala, share for Ebi.

Sharap there. Are you hungry for likes? Wetin dey worry you sef?

Juliusmalema:
Even una Oba of lagos said he will throw us into lagoon.....so the hatred is not new to us.

With your nasty divisive strategy at ruling this Nation, you're never going to achieve anything. Just watch and see how Osinbajo takes over in 2023.

alhassanyusuf29:
pls is ur brain doing u somehow?

The guy wanted to type Rev. Mukaila but remembered Mukaila is a Muslim name.

Juliusmalema:
On his way now?

I would have prayed for his jet to crash but the sight of a yoruba succeeding him, we can't take it.

So let him comeback safely.

I pray you will not die in this sorry state you're in now. Whether you and others like it or not, if God says the "Yoruba" man will succeed him in 2023, there's nothing anybody can do about. If you like jump in the lagoon, na you sabi. Enough said.

antigaybiafra95:
Hahaha
It's normal to see desperate politicians pull different stunts during times like this .
But I want to assure you that all this God of men cannot help you.
Buhari is God sent.
He does not need to run to Israel or meet any oba for prayers in order to win the election.
Weda you like it or not he will rule for another four years.
May his enemies die of hatred and cancer and finally rot in hell.

PMB sak
PMB 2015-2023
Long Live PMB
God bless the federal republic of Nigeria.
God forgive biafra and Grant it's gullible people wisdom.

May God heal you of your stupidity. Amen.

[quote author=gentlegenius post=70950725]Abeg, who knows when buhari will come back from China? [/quotep]

I think he's going to take a linkup flight to London as he's always done. I'm not sure p, but I think so.

Yusfunoble:
Why you like to dey shine teeth?

Na CloseUp advert na.

I thought NCAN means Name Checkers Association Of Nigeria. Oh boy, Nairalanders everywhere o! So all the APC asslickers really have money?

TheLogicalMind:
I think our friends in the Public Relations Department should do more to enlighten Nairalanders on the finer points of talking in coded language.

Just because this guy said Bakery, some Nairalanderrs thought he was talking about Anita Baker.

What say you that he was talking about? Does Anita Joseph own a bakery? She clearly personified a bakery in her post and any sane or logically thinking fellow can deduce what the guy meant!

Mayour11:
Chai! Like before the merger...
A case of been a member of CPC before it became APC...
Wisdom will not kill me

How can wisdom kill you when you don't have it?