₦airaland Forum

Blankstare:
Sweet girl with boris legs.... I wouldn't mind 'helping'her

Sharap there, slowpoke!

Babyforever:
Can't stress myself like this......Don't she have a boyfriend ?

See your life? After you'll be claiming feminism upandan. So no lady should hustle for herself again, they should all depend on men?

RedAlert08:
I suspected.

You can fall for anything

Juliusmalema:
Till 2023....we go know who dash monkey banana...

Instead a yoruba will be there.....let hausas continue ruling......rubbish.

We shall see, maybe its Rocha's or Ekweremadu that you guys will put forward, we shall see. You've lost all credibility even without being President.

survivor1986:
Let's see who wins on Nairaland.
Like for Oshoala, share for Ebi.

Sharap there. Are you hungry for likes? Wetin dey worry you sef?

Juliusmalema:
Even una Oba of lagos said he will throw us into lagoon.....so the hatred is not new to us.

With your nasty divisive strategy at ruling this Nation, you're never going to achieve anything. Just watch and see how Osinbajo takes over in 2023.

alhassanyusuf29:
pls is ur brain doing u somehow?

The guy wanted to type Rev. Mukaila but remembered Mukaila is a Muslim name.

Juliusmalema:
On his way now?

I would have prayed for his jet to crash but the sight of a yoruba succeeding him, we can't take it.

So let him comeback safely.

I pray you will not die in this sorry state you're in now. Whether you and others like it or not, if God says the "Yoruba" man will succeed him in 2023, there's nothing anybody can do about. If you like jump in the lagoon, na you sabi. Enough said.

antigaybiafra95:
Hahaha
It's normal to see desperate politicians pull different stunts during times like this .
But I want to assure you that all this God of men cannot help you.
Buhari is God sent.
He does not need to run to Israel or meet any oba for prayers in order to win the election.
Weda you like it or not he will rule for another four years.
May his enemies die of hatred and cancer and finally rot in hell.

PMB sak
PMB 2015-2023
Long Live PMB
God bless the federal republic of Nigeria.
God forgive biafra and Grant it's gullible people wisdom.

May God heal you of your stupidity. Amen.

[quote author=gentlegenius post=70950725]Abeg, who knows when buhari will come back from China? [/quotep]

I think he's going to take a linkup flight to London as he's always done. I'm not sure p, but I think so.

Yusfunoble:
Why you like to dey shine teeth?

Na CloseUp advert na.

I thought NCAN means Name Checkers Association Of Nigeria. Oh boy, Nairalanders everywhere o! So all the APC asslickers really have money?

TheLogicalMind:
I think our friends in the Public Relations Department should do more to enlighten Nairalanders on the finer points of talking in coded language.

Just because this guy said Bakery, some Nairalanderrs thought he was talking about Anita Baker.

What say you that he was talking about? Does Anita Joseph own a bakery? She clearly personified a bakery in her post and any sane or logically thinking fellow can deduce what the guy meant!

Mayour11:
Chai! Like before the merger...
A case of been a member of CPC before it became APC...
Wisdom will not kill me

How can wisdom kill you when you don't have it?

kidman96:
It baffling how people come online to bash the police at every slightest mistake or indiscretion of a police officer but never come online to commend them when they do incredible job catching criminals..

I'm sure those guys who alerted the police would have at one point or another insulted the police.

Its not a crime to criticise a law enforcement agent for misbehaving. I may agree that most people do not commend them when they do their job, but I can tell you for a fact that Nigerians will praise you when you do good and will not spare you if you do wrong. That's how it is in most countries of the world too. So, take no offence. Its just the way it is.

ChiefAzubuike:
John Akinyemi. The way these people terrorize every nook and cranny of Nigeria is very alarming. Just last week, I was robbed by one Mr Gbadamosi Kayode . Carted away with all my dollars and naira. I didn't waste time to report to the nearest police station..

Mr. Azubuike! Na wa for you o. You can lie for Africa!

Czarugo007:
I bless the name of God for you bro,may God heal my son from cerebral palsy too.

Amen to your prayer!

thaoriginator:
Falz almost died

Thank God for his life.

This is Nigeria

Must you be humorous about everything?

jarvis4:
Must you be acting stupid all the timeReceive sense

Don't mind the mumu guy.

Tamarapetty:
Oh really? U sha can't try that with my dad.

The kind slap ehn...

faithfuldon7:
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I don't understand your post.

This is a glaring sign of a useless Nation where there's adsence of systems for search and rescue, no CCTV cameras, no proper investigations on how she can be found, no national announcements. Its so pathetic!

SIMPLYkush:
That yansh na die, I go fvck am pour my akamu ontop

Na only yansh you see for the pic? Your addiction no get part 2.

stano2:
What stopped you from killing your brother.. Mtchewwwwwwwww

Why their head come long like 7up bottle.

Why is 9ice looking like the striker in super strike cartoon series

That is a Marijuana'ed version of 9ice.

BonkoINC:
You and your so called brother nor get sense..

Gbam!!!

CSTR1005:
See how they look alike.

You already know the man has deposited enough body fluids inside her, long before the wedding day.

Ba wa for you o, guy!

hisexcellency34:
Ogun visit you there, Pepper spray hawker. I saw what happened yesterday.You begged her for picture and she said she was busy and you started ranting

Zobo!

frankzone:
I suspect 4G network from village witches

Nah, they've advanced to 7G now

Nice piece

At some point during an exam, I totally forgot how to spell "OUR", it took me several seconds to pull my acts together to be able to write it.

SEONaijaExpert:
The Afolayan's family is just so talented.

I'm happy for Hakeem Effect, dude needs that spotlights.

I thought Odunlade would win something, he featured more in almost all the languages this year. I guess he needs to start checking the script he accepts.

Omotola winning best actress in a TV/drama series? I didn't see that coming, maybe personality counts here. Alter ego was a nice movie though.

Isoken was epic, great movie!

Odunlade actually won the best Actor in a comedy drama. Don't mind the OP he forgot to add that.

oshe11:
I don't normally do this but its OBVIOUS THE IGBOS ARE BEING SIDELINED

You are pathetic!