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Career › Re: My Lebanese Boss Promises To Sack Me When Next I Bend Or Try To Collect His Bag by armadeo(m): 7:08am On Nov 03, 2016
For shizzy ma nizzy

Dude arrange yourself. You are working for a logical human now. Thank God it's not the Indians I heard they are slave drivers.

Dude he told you straight your job is your job not to carry load up and down.

Meanwhile for the bend down greeting thing. I am not a Yoruba but work in the environment and now it's almost a part of me. You must dobale to greet Ogas

But don't do that for a white man. He doesn't get it.

Lol.
Health › Re: 7 Funny Signs You Are In A Nigerian Hospital by armadeo(m): 9:35pm On Nov 02, 2016
laudate:
Yes, ke? The nurse too wants to show off her knowledge by making fun of you. Some of them even ask you cheekily: "How long have you been this skinny or fat?" as if they want to prescribe one medication for you to alter your weight.


Taa! How many govt hospitals have you been too? It is only govt hospitals without DSTV or GOTV that you will not find this kind of situation. If it is a govt hospital in Lagos with cable TV, forgerrit!



Delays are common in both public and private hospitals, due to the unbalanced patient-doctor ratio. But na govt hospitals get Ph.d for ungodly delay. I have spent 5 hours on the queue in a govt hospital before, waiting to see a doctor. By the time I eventually saw the doctor my body temperature had grown worse and risen by over 5 points.



Bros, for No. 5, it occurs in several hospitals, not just poorly managed ones. As for No. 7, pricey get degrees. Why should a private hospital charge me =N=2,000 naira for one satchet of 10 tablets of panadol, which costs =N=150 in a reputable pharmacy outside the hospital? Haba!!
Lol. This guy you dey vex oh.
Phones › Re: Court Awards N5m To Airtel Customer Who Dragged Them To Court Over Messages by armadeo(m): 4:50pm On Nov 02, 2016
adasexy01:
MTNN OOO shocked shocked shocked shocked
am coming
For real?
Phones › Re: Court Awards N5m To Airtel Customer Who Dragged Them To Court Over Messages by armadeo(m): 4:49pm On Nov 02, 2016
Mtn una go hear from me.


Modified: it seems mtn is the main culprit. I suggest a class action suit to put them in the ICU.


Jeez. I don't even k ow if right now I am subscribed to some stuff they just flash on your phone and you press ok instead of cancel they start deducting. What manner of thievery is that
Crime › Re: Man Who Stole Aluminium In Imo Stripped Unclad, Nearly Beaten To Death By Youths by armadeo(m): 12:22pm On Nov 02, 2016
Don't steal
Business › Re: Erisco Foods Shuts Down Nigeria’s Factory, Relocates To China by armadeo(m): 12:20pm On Nov 02, 2016
dunkem21:
Please watch your comments o to avoid harrasments..

May the Almighty protect his people.
Dude who is harassing you. This us the third comment is see you have made stating this.

What's up
Health › Re: 7 Funny Signs You Are In A Nigerian Hospital by armadeo(m): 12:13pm On Nov 02, 2016
Lol

No 1 is mostly true. Not a bad thing though depending on how the nurse puts it across. After all the nurse should be able to give advice on weight.

No 2 is only for poorly run private clinics. Even in government hospitals that's really rare.

No 3 is true for busy private clinics and motsngovt hospitals.

No4, well health is wealth. No need to come with one germ and leave with 100.

No 5 again poorly managed hospitals

No 6 only in private clinics. How do you expect them to make thier money. Government hospitals don't care if you buy from them or outside hence you see many pharmacies surrounding them.

No7: isn't everything pricey these days
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 9:57pm On Nov 01, 2016
MrBONE2:
I just Finished watching

DOCTOR STRANGE grin

My Rating ..... 9.4/10

MIND YOU DONT WATCH THE MOVIE IN A DRUNK OR SLEEPY STATE OR ELSE YOUR WOULD END UP IN STRANGE PLACE"DREAM WORLD"grin
BECAUSE OF THE SCENARY MAGIC EFFECT@DA MOVIE grin

Gyarbonka...
9.4/10. Wow.

See why this is the movie I was waiting for.
Phones › Re: Chinese Woman Gets 20 Iphone7 From 20 Boyfriends, Sells Them And Buys A House by armadeo(m): 9:23pm On Nov 01, 2016
cococandy:
20 iPhones bought a house? I need to move there
Actually she made a deposit on a house not full purchase.

That can also work here.
Career › Re: FG To Establish Postgraduate College For Nurses by armadeo(m): 8:47pm On Nov 01, 2016
grin grin
Family › Re: Kerosene Explosion Kills Two In Akwa Ibom, Injures Three (pic) by armadeo(m): 9:23pm On Oct 31, 2016
dhardline:
If Nigeria was a sane country DPR will swing into action, investigate and ascertain the cause of

the explosion then inform the public on safety measures that need to be taken and if possible

close down and Sue the filling station if found guilty of selling adulterated kerosene but watch

how this news just dies down and everything continues like nothing happened.

#JUNGLE.
Sadly the people who could have made a noise about this dont use kerosine.

Sad sad sad.
Romance › Re: I'm I Qualified To Get Married Or Not? by armadeo(m):
Op search you heart the answer is there not here.


See people saying 30 is too young for a man to Marry . Lol


I machine get Tim married at 40 and you have 3 kids. With one year space each. By the time you are 60 your oldest child would be 20 still in school with two younger siblings just out of secondary school. ( maybe).

Then you start telling the eldest one to work and help with the younger ones. Then the cycle continues.

Better marry on time if recession isn't holding.you back.
Celebrities › Re: Fan Tattoos "Jim Iyke" On His Arm (Photo) by armadeo(m): 8:51pm On Oct 31, 2016
This guy mumu pass mugumugu
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by armadeo(m): 8:50pm On Oct 31, 2016
kay9:
Ok, so i went back to spoil myself even more (pun totally intended!), and I found this:

https://watchersonthewall.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/spoiler.gif

Tell me you're not laughing now... grin grin
I am shrieking with laughter.

I am reading the books again for the third time and I am stillnshocked at some spoilers that I Didn't take note of initially.

In the house of the undying Danny saw the death of Rob stark. I was like wow.

Also it was Sansa who reported her father to cersei. all because of joffery.

What a shocker when he had his head chopped off. Lol.

Now sansa is one hardened woman after Bolton showed her joff was a learner
Phones › Re: My 15-minute Experience With Tecno Phantom 6 Plus by armadeo(m): 5:18pm On Oct 31, 2016
If you see me with a techno phone know someone dashed me and i haven't been able to get a buyer.

In fact it would still be in its pack.

What phantom A2 or whatever that phone was called did to me made me swear of techno forever.

I no wan even hear.
Car Talk › Re: Car Parts: Brand New Vs Tokunbo by armadeo(m): 6:53am On Oct 31, 2016
Toks everyday.


Those new parts are made in China or Taiwan for a German car. huh huh

The Toks are original from the car.
Science/Technology › Re: Man Builds An Aeroplane Model In Anambra State Using Scrap Materials. Photos by armadeo(m): 8:31pm On Oct 30, 2016
gypsey:
commisioned a billboard? What?! You ve got to be kidding! cheesy.
Funny but true.
Science/Technology › Re: Man Builds An Aeroplane Model In Anambra State Using Scrap Materials. Photos by armadeo(m): 8:28pm On Oct 30, 2016
gypsey:
What kinda rubbish! Is this? shocked nigerians and mediocrity.
Thank you very.much. jeez.

Look at the utter rubbish a man used his time for and they are gathering to hail him.

Nonsense. This isn't an invention its a bad copy of a bad copy.
Crime › Re: I Bought Two Human Heads For N10,000 — Herbalist (photo) by armadeo(m): 8:25pm On Oct 30, 2016
sekundosekundo:
Really
This trump guy don suffer sha
Travel › Re: Accident Cuts Off Man's Head (Graphic Photos) by armadeo(m): 8:21pm On Oct 30, 2016
Firstly that's a crushed head not cut off.

Second: I feel the so called friend just wants some sick fame or popularity hence posting such. What a friend.

Third: who ever pushed this to front page should be banned.

Fourth: the guy above me while true it's callous
Politics › Re: Soldier That Foiled Suicide Bomb Attempt On Bakassi IDP, Borno by armadeo(m): 6:17pm On Oct 30, 2016
Brave soul.
Celebrities › Re: P'square And Tony Elumelu On Stage At TEF Forum Last Night (pics) by armadeo(m): 6:17pm On Oct 30, 2016
4real

See as them dey dance with force.

After all dem don get bank alert.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ondo Poll Outcome Will Shock Politicians – Primate Ayodele by armadeo(m): 4:41pm On Oct 30, 2016
Lol

This is even less than vague. Nothing concrete just shadows.


Ps the losers in any election are always shocked even those who belong to parties nobody even heard of.

So no thanks.
Career › Re: Rescue Me From My Job!! by armadeo(m): 9:53am On Oct 29, 2016
Mpeace:
Each time I hear pple say quit your job and start a business I just wonder whether they themselves are into business. For goodness skake, the nigerian environment does not support business. Only a few are doing well. The young man is just a teacher what kind of business can he afford to do.
The repeated howling like wolves. They hear a howl the howl in unison.

Where is the capital, what business can he start up with out any background or they think people just get up and start business without training.

Lol at the Nigerian youths. All gose shouting resign obviously are been fed at home or have cushy jobs they dare not leave.


Op my advice to you is this

If you can afford to leave then leave, the key word being afford if you cannot then suck it up till you can.

There are no jobs in the country, Nigeria is not business friendly, even with capital.

Dude face the reality and work yourself to were you want to be.
Celebrities › Re: At 7, We Met. At 13, You Promised Me The Fairytale Wedding Of My Dreams(photos) by armadeo(m): 10:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
Dude abive me, Me too.


Ps we all know fairy tales ain't true.


E.g Cinderellas sisters cut thier foot to try and fit the glass slipper.
Crime › Re: World's Scariest Punishment Introduced After Gang Rape Of A 14-year-old Girl by armadeo(m): 10:19pm On Oct 28, 2016
Lol.


Am sure you know why I am lol.


Lol.


La. .......


Bend ...
Celebrities › Re: Are Ladies Crazy?? - How Can You Wear This Kind Of Dress Outside?? by armadeo(m): 10:13pm On Oct 28, 2016
Wetin concern you.


Someone help me with that pic of the bleating goat
Politics › Re: Arrested Judges: Court Summons Buhari, DSS by armadeo(m): 9:27pm On Oct 28, 2016
Brb

Rubbish utter nonsense.

As one dude said above suegbe
TV/Movies › Re: THE WALKING DEAD - Fan Page by armadeo(m): 5:02pm On Oct 28, 2016
Viking007:
Na wa, I never knew such a thread exists.
#following.
Cool pix
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by armadeo(m): 3:28pm On Oct 28, 2016
Neroski:
Goan check again.There is a video clip of when ice king has gotten to the wall and placed his hand on the ground to destroy it,there is a video of jon and danny meeting and he telling her shes making a mistake, there is another video of dannys army almost reaching the shores of kings landing,e.t.c

I never saw any of these scenes from Season 1-6
Lol. You haven met fanatic fans. watchers on the wall etc.

That isn't a real trailer. It's made up. All of them.


Modified: I see others also know.


Valar morghulis
Crime › Re: 6-Year-Old Effiong Lived In The Bush For One Year To Avoid 'Witch Killers' by armadeo(m): 3:16pm On Oct 28, 2016
How come rich people don't have witches as kids .

Food for thought.
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by armadeo(m): 9:08pm On Oct 26, 2016
Neroski:
Youtube is your friend!
all those videos are fan made, even the one claimed to be HBO, read the comments below.


non of them made any sense to the story, just flashes of scenes done by a very fanatic fan.

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