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Evablizin:
Lols Universal Serial Bus

gbzed:
Nice one, but e go soon scatter [s][/s]cos of our roads

LivinaPatrick:
Her village people have visited her o

ekensi01:
Am in need of someone who will open an account for me.


Type of account* First bank*

and also get me a credit card i will pay you.

euromilion:
Just for fun.

BleSSedMee:
If Someone Puts A *Gun* On *Your* Head And Says Sing A Song Word For Word Without Any Mistake Or They'll Pull The *Trigger*

Which Song Would You Sing?






As for me, I'd sing Hezekiah Walker's Every Praise.

madone:
Tell her nah lady....i no get time for second hand goods.i Av move on to tear rubber. Tell her to wait till u re ready

WotzupNG:
1. Can you Marry a Man like your father?

This is a question many girls won’t hesitate to say NO to. A survey was carried out on that question; 80% of the girls said they can never marry a man like their father. Some stated reasons claiming that their father is an alcoholic, too strict, polygamist, poor, maltreated their mother, died early etc. Those that tend to agree to marrying someone like their father said so because of their father’s lavish spending but still had some few exceptions like his pot belly or ugliness. Lol

2. Do you want to marry a poor man?

If you ask a Nigerian girl this question, she will give you a frowned face that will make you think you cursed her by asking such a question. That expression of hers is louder than the word NO. No girl wants to marry a poor man. But I can assure you that many of them will, in one way or the other. It’s either they marry a poor man as a last option or they marry a man who later becomes poor.


3. Can you allow your mother in-law to live with you and your husband?

We all know females hardly have deep love for each other. That’s why people say women are their own worst enemy. Women detest it to hear that their mother in-law is visiting for just a day. Now imagine how such a lady will feel when her husband tells her his mother is coming to stay with them permanently. Hell will almost break lose on the spot. If she doesn’t vocally say NO, her body language will. And what will be her reason? She doesn’t want another female under their roof, be it his mother or sister, except their daughter. Heeeeehehehe

4. Can you allow your best friend date your recent Ex?

No way! That’s the response you will get when such question is pushed to them. You might think the reason why a girl doesn’t want her friend to date her Ex is simply because the guy is a wretched and a good for nothing person, but no. No matter how useless the guy is, a lady is most likely going to react to her friend attempting to date him almost in the same manner she would react if her friend is making a move on the guy while she’s still dating him. The idea is ‘we can’t be friends if you want to have what I’m having or what I’ve had’.

5. Can you give a man money?

God bless all the beautiful ladies who render help to guys financially. The sad thing is that they are few. Many ladies see it as an unforgivable sin to give a man money. You might think it’s only their boyfriends that suffer as a result of this ideology, but wait till you know how neglected their fathers are in their hands.

http://wotzup.ng/5-questions-girls-will-hardly-say-yes-to/

cc lalasticlala

XaintJoel20:
Happy New Month Nairalanders!

Few Minutes ago my little nephew who happens to be in primary three shocked me when he asked,' Brother what is sex'

I later discovered he found the word 'sex' in an article he found on my bed.

Presently I am lost as I don't know where to start from in answering his question.

What should I tell him



HELP!!!

fastgyal:
I'm writing this from my own personal experience. Dear girls, don't just fall 'head over heels' for a guy without knowing the nature of his job or any of his close relatives.

There's this guy who's been inviting me over for quite sometime, we met at an event and exchanged contacts. I did that because he assisted me with something at that event. He calls me for about an hour or two every night. That was early this year.

When I asked about his nature of job, he said he was a contractor, he couldn't tell me which firm he works with. He stays at home 24/7 from Monday through Friday, weekends inclusive.

I finally agreed to go out with him sometime in February. This guy owns a Bentley and a Range Rover. Each time I try to bring up the issue of his job, he waives it off. The way he spent money on me and my friend that day was lavish and suspicious. I wasn't comfortable at all. He paid for my Uber ride to and fro. Spent about 80K at the exquisite restaurant just for food and drinks. We were three;Him, my friend And I. He uses two iPhones, one infinix hot4 and a smaller phone. I felt so much discomfort with him that day. Thank God my spirit never accepted him. that evening, he had a minor issue with his friend. I was listening to their conversation and I found out my guess was right. I had to cut up all ties with him after that day. abeg I can't be spending money whose source I know nothing about.

The second was a guy I loved, I won't lie. I met him at the mall and there was this kind of attraction. We flowed freely, got talking and all that. I won't say everything I witnessed at his place for personal reasons. I asked what he's been doing since he graduated, he said business. What kind of business? He replied; 'online business'

The day I visited him, his friends came over and for more than one hr, they were glued to their laptops, doing 'heaven knows what' and making calls to dupe victims. I also saw about 7 master keys for cars. I had no access to his FB account then. only whatsapp and IG.

When I checked his pictures on FB, I was trembling with all the things I saw. he's in a gang, probably a cult. Always wearing shirts with that devilish logo of a skull printed in it. Wearing all Black and all that.

And girls, please don't open your legs for any guy you've just met until you're very sure he's clean. I really loved this last one but although its hard to let go, I just have to.
I'm not saying I'm a virgin, but I just don't open my legs for any one because he throws money at my face whatsoever. I'm being very plain here so girls can learn.

Let this get to front page please mods.

Beey:
You too can drag matter ehh.Oh please say yes already

Beey:
No, I don't know you but the human nature loves to hear things that stroke their ego. ,so for letting a woman win an argument, that qualifies you as a gentleman.

Beey:
I insist Say "Yes I am a gentleman" stop playing all these games.You & I know you like that title.

nkowalo:
lol. Iove it expertly when the guy know how to go down low

Beey:
Still I think you should accept it.

nkowalo:
Holy Micheal. hmnnnn am short of words, thank God say our family (john thomas) no burn oooo.

Beey:
LOL, you are a gentleman.

missioner:
They are always dirty and unkept.

obiremy:
Mr. Esau Ihemeje,a block moulder and farmer who hails from Ndiolumbe, Nvosi in Isiala Ngwa South Local Government of Abia State was attacked at his residence around 4am last month by some acclaimed vigilante members over alleged witchcraft.

According to reports,he was in front of his compound around 4:00am; one Chisom Agbara led some other men into his compound. He demanded to know why they came at that time to his place and they told him that they were vigilante members. He asked them whether it was in his compound they were deployed to watch over that day. He told them that if there was anything like vigilante group that all members of the community should be made to be aware through a town crier.According to him,it was not just one family (NWAGBARA FAMILY) that should form such a group in the community.They accused him of witchcraft activities and questioned why he should be out by 4am in front of his compound.

As they were still talking,one of them by name Monday Nwankpa held him and was assisted by Chijioke Igbodiegwu Agbara, Chisom Agbara, Ibe Agbara, Uchendu Agbara, Chisom Marcus Ihemeje. They carried him to another compound and threatened to deal with him.They said it had been a long time they’ve wanted to get at him. As they carried him to the compound, they tied his hands and legs with robe, beat him with clubs and inflict injuries on him with machete.At a point, they wanted to use the machete to cut off his two legs, but God saved him but the deep cuts are still there on his both legs. (Pictures Attached)

As they were beating him and using the machete to inflict injuries on him, they said they will kill him because he is a witch. As they beat me, they took him to the village hall. Community women joined in beating him,calling him a witch and making jest of him. Before this incident, these people went to his farmlands and poured raw acid on his crops,killing all his vegetables and other aquatic lives,all in a bid to deal with me.

They took him back to his house, forced the door open and destroyed all his house hold properties and made away with his N580, 000.00 which is his savings. After destroying his properties, they made him unclad and carried him to his maternal home at Obingwa Local Government. His maternal relations objected to the action of his people and insisted they should take him back to his home. According to them, what they did was an infringement of human rights. They argued that a married man is not supposed to be carried back to his maternal home in that manner and assaulted for no reason without the consent of the traditional ruler . When he went back to his community, the guys used machete to pursue him around, insisting they will kill and eat his meat and nobody will come for him. The people that did this to him are family members of Agbara as alleged by the victim.Prior to this, they used the front of his compound as dump site. When he complained, they said he should give them N20, 000 with drinks which he did. He said he had not reported to the traditional ruler of the community HRH (Eze) Godwin Ogbonna because the people had not allowed him to return to their community.

Before taking him out of the community, they wrote things he should buy before he can return to the village. These include giving them 9 cartons of beer, 9 crates of malt, 9 cartons of Legend beer, 3 bottles of hot drinks, 3 jars of palm wine, 36 pieces of cola nut, 36 alligator pepper and a fine of N20, 000. They forced him to sign an agreement.


An NGO by named Foundation For Environmental Rights, Advocacy & Development(FENRAD) has petitioned the Inspector General of Police for an attempted murder of the victim. The NGO urged the IGP to arrest and prosecute Chijioke Igbodiegwu,Agbara Ibe,Monday Nwankpa and Chisom Agara who were involved in the heinous crime.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/alleged-witchcraft-brutalised-by.html

Student125:
if I get ur point in summary, he got what he deserved abi I.e it is a punishment from God.

Beey:
LOL, I never claimed to be the only one that knows the Bible.Everyone has the right to voice their opinion.I am not understanding how these verses are relevant to the topic at hand.

Beey:
I beg to differ.Anybody born with a some kind of disability or acquires it later doesn't always mean that they sinned according to Jesus.

oluwabless1:
: https://www.tuko.co.ke/244302-nyeri-pastor-mysterious-skin-disease-winning-people-god-tuko-ke-photos.html

EniHolar:
Mtchewww... I know your type.

EniHolar:
Mtchewww... I know your type.

EniHolar:
Mtchewww... I know your type.

lofty900:
anti-venom you mean.

fados4sure:
Oga park well

LubeyNaijaBlog:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVjZw-BFdJu/

Over one Million monitoring spirits are now following Oge Okoye on Instagram.

The controversial actress took to her page to thank her fans and followers for the feat achieved, and also shared new photos...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/06/actress-oge-okoye-celebrate-one-million.html?m=1