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darbeelicous:
Hey fam..... When u take a look at this pictures what comes to mind, burns? Hot water or fire.... But it's neither of those. This was caused by an injection reaction (that's what the doctor called it!)


8years old ofeyinwa is currently at the federal Medical Center Owerri, he's suffering from what the doctor called injection reaction, apparently, ifeyinwa got down with a cold few weeks back, then her aunty took him to a Nearby chemist, the nurse gave her an injection (obviously expired) ... Anti-maleria she called it. Not quite long ofeyinwa's skin change and it resulted into this, burns all over her face and body. Please let's pray for her quick recovery.

injection can never do someone like dat, it looks like a second degree burn from fire

klanny:
Lady Shares Message A Lover Boy Sent To Her Begging Her To Ruin His Life(pics)

Lady who went viral for taking pictures with Peter Square shares message a lover boy sent to her which the guy said words like "I want to be your slave ,I want you to ruin my life and take all my money"

Sources:
http://www.klannyblog.com/2017/05/lady-who-went-viral-for-taking-pictures.html
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUSLNdzjI1Y/?taken-by=ifunanya_thompson


See the message below ;

the guy is mocking you, silly prost with no brains!

LordHelpMe:
All I see is bit*ch, bit*ch, bit*ch. The man is jobless and incomprehensible.

Their problem tho

madam nor chook mouth put o! Lool when dem dey fark eachother and life was going on smooth for them, we were not there! Nor take am personal jor

deji15:
But they are tarnishing the image of the country. Their actions affects others. Did you not read that in the post?
My people say that if your neighbour is eating vegetable that contains live insect and you feel unconcerned, his cry and wailing may not let you sleep well at night by the time he has stomach upset.
The matter concern you oh, directly or indirectly.

in as far as we are able to have a roof over our head with food and water to drink and we are safe, that is all what could possibly matter not nonsensical people and their shit, Bros reason am

deji15:
Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/fg-tasked-on-nigerians-in-chinese-jails/

na me send dem do drugs? They deserve wot they got, so?

princessayesha:
Who would'nt sing after such tragic incident I pray its really over sha

maybe the guy would like bleaching totos?

LifestyleTonite:
Apostle Suleman storms Locations for the shoot of his latest musical videos.

The Man of God is on set again, this time putting finishing touches to 2 new videos billed to break Box Office records of Gospel Music videos as he imprints what he is best known for- Excellence.

The videos which are of the songs he had released earlier includes ”Alagbada Ina” featuring his wife and Marvel Joks, ”Soromidayo” featuring Ace Poet HayWhy Tha Rhymer.

Below are lovely pictures taken from the video shoot. I couldn’t help but notice Apostle Suleman’s expensive looking shoes.


http://wotzup.ng/photos-from-apostle-johnson-sulemans-music-video-shoot/

singing about stephanie otobos sweet totomatics lool apostle konjiman

Masterclass32:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10208363325030165&id=1516216357

what do you expect, when everyone has been buharised by stupidity of the sick- half dead president?

AutoReportNG:
The Lagos State Government has made known its intentions to introduce new number plate for commercial vehicles in the state.

The state government also hopes to adopt uniforms for commercial drivers and bus conductors.

The Commissioner for Transportation, Prince Olanrewaju Elegushi, stated this during the 2017 Ministerial briefing to mark Governor Akinwunmi Ambode’s two years in office.

Elegushi said it would ensure clear identification of vehicles registered for commercial purposes.

“The state agencies like Motor Vehicle Administration Agency, Number Plate Production Agency and ministry of transportation will fine-tune the operations and issuance,” the Commissioner said.

Elegushi also explained that the development would bring a robust database for vehicles involved in commercial transportation to ensure safety of passengers.

He added that about 5,000 commercial buses would be injected into the transport sector, while drivers and conductors will be given uniforms.

“There will be introduction of uniforms for drivers and conductors to signpost a commencement of decency, discipline and quality service to the people of Lagos State,” Elegushi said.


Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/05/lasg-to-introduce-new-number-plates.html

did they buy the buses for the people? When the devil go sodomize all those shitty government people their eye go clear kmt none sense

Afam4eva:
Can you imagine. A business man looking for respect up and down.

so because he is a business man he shud be disrespected?, don't worry your own dey come!, I was not there and I don't know wot happened but what is the initial cause of the guy beating her stewpid cunt up?, bitches now Days are damn right rude, mannerless and upright disrespectful bro!

sirequity:
http://www.socialtimesng.net/2017/05/president-sick-olalekan-adigun/

buhari is a bokoharam supporter, no jokes the old fart is evil

StarBukola:
Aww see fresh baby.

make him nor fresh b4? Duh!

LivingHuman:
In continuation of its onslaught on militants operating from the creeks, Lagos State Police Command early this morning raided and recovered seven army and police bullet proof vests, eight ballistic helmets and nine life jackets from a new kidnappers hideouts in Ishawo, Ikorodu, Lagos.

The hideout was discovered at about 8:00 a.m yesterday by a team of Ikorodu Special Anti – Robber Squad (SARS) and Volunteer Police led by Superintendent Godfrey Soriweiu.

This success came two weeks after the discovery of a similar hideout in Ishawo, Ikorodu, Lagos.

The Lagos State Commissioner of Police, CP Fatai Owoseni had two weeks ago charged the team to embark on a continuous combing of the Lagos waterways and creeks in search of suspected kidnappers.

The suspected kidnappers, who were preparing their morning meal scampered into safety on sighting the special team abandoning several items.

Other items recovered by the team includes a speedboat belonging to the suspected kidnappers.

The team thereafter destroyed the hideout before moving the recovered items out of the location.

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/lagos-state-police-discover-another.html

so, what do they want me to do

EDonHappen:
Nollywood Actor, Dr. Adesina Adesanya A.K.A Pastor Ajidara, Down With Kidney Problem

An Instagram post according to @mrlatin1510 narrated thus

Good everyone. Please I'm so sorry to disturb you with this request for I know its truly non of your business, but if you find it good in your heart KINDLY LEND A HELPING HAND. I don't do this OFTEN, but at times critical issues needs quick attention. Just like the man in the picture - a nigerian film actor - Mr Adeshina Adesanya popularly known as PASTOR AJIDARA from the film ABELA PUPA needs QUICK ATTENTION. He's seriously sick with KIDNEY FAILURE and in need of financial aid from ME and YOU. No amount is too small even if it's #100. Here's his wife account number Name: Adesanya Atinuke. T. Bank Acct: 1761765273. SKYE BANK. Yomi fash and mr Latin for the family

http://looknaija.com/2017/05/nollywood-actor-dr-adesina-adesanya-k-pastor-ajidara-kidney-problem/

una dey crais well well! Wen u dey flex money, u remember us?, so why when u fall sick na u take dey remember the world Na God handwork nor be he don punish ur head now #nonesense (I think say that idiot Buhari regime nor dey affect una)lool

smartty68:
Inside battery, battery dey!!!

OP please get an original battery.

A friend also so had the same experience got a new battery that doesn't even last up top 30mins.

bravo! U are really smart just as ur username follows! Computer guru like moi!

Hygist:
Reno at it again this morning, for me his words are inspiring

What do you think guys

http://www.hygist.com.ng/2017/05/ladies-when-you-sleep-around-you-strip.html

https://twitter.com/renoomokri

you couldn't have said it any better bro!, it's the people that were fvcking her that she would probably invite to the marriage and all the men would say "d man don see retired prostitute marry o!" and dey go dey laff am deep inside kmt! Stewpid naija girls

donogaga:
Ghanaian actress of Nigerian and Ghanaian descent, Chinyere Yvonne Okoro, revealed she has been single for more than two years because men just do not have the courage to approach her.

In an interview last Friday during the launch of Glam Africa Magazine in Accra, the 32-year-old told showbiz


“The issue is men don’t have balls to come forward to ask me out because they think I am already hooked or perhaps I am very high maintenance”.

“Also, I may still be single because most people think celebrities are spoilt for choice when it comes to choosing partners but that is a very wrong perception.

“A good number of celebs are single because they are confused as to who to accept in their life. You see, you are not sure if the person is coming in because of your fame and money or the person wants to be with you because of real love” she added.

“It is not about money but if a man is not brave enough to come forward then I do not think I want to be with such a person. Anyway, who wants to be with a timid man? She queried.

Contrary to the perception people may have, she does not really have eyes for high society men. She is ready to date a man who will understand her and make her happy.

Asked if she has not come across such a man yet, Yvonne said “No I haven’t but I hope to meet him very soon”, she added.


http://gistreel.com/2017/05/01/men-dont-balls-ask-yvonne-okoro/

and u think dats good? It It big curse on your head and you won't be able to settle down an marry on time, you better go seek jesus in your life and stop all of your nonsensical babblings.

TrumporIdie:
Our ladies were made with unusual materials, they never learn. Research and experience has shown that women who go after already made men, already married men, divorced men just because he has money always pay the bitter price for their greed.

A man who had a wife before, but left her for you is not a man to be poud of, this is so because sooner or later, he will leave you for another lady. Also, most of these men are beasts, they will beat you like kilode but because you love the protection of money, you won't talk till he kills you. Let's look at Mercy Aigbe, she married a rich hotelia who already had 3 children from his wife, from second wife she became first wife and was happy, no knowing she would suffer what the first wife suffered. Too many examples but our slay queens won't listen.

You leave a broke hustling guy who has genuine love, for a rich maga who has no love for you, becos of greed.
Ladies wake up, struggle with your guy today and enjoy tomorrow. Any beating you receive tomorrow, it's the seed you have sown today.

what do those stupid Nigerian bitches know?

GloriaNinja:
PROPHETESS OF DOOM.

. Hosea 4:6 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.

alienvirus:
When you go out, you perceive all types of odour oozing out of different bodies.

Some are pleasant while others are malodorous.

I even heard some people wear perfs for embalment.

For me, my perf is voyager.

What is your best perfume?

brosss Na Raid perfume o(the purple one)!, Nor vex, nor run! Na N700 dem dey sell am e cheap well well oooo hey!

maryjan8:
Crime dose not pay

what of the crime of stealing someone's heart, does it pay? Kikikikiki........

divinehand2003:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/8-effective-ways-avoid-breast-sagging/

saggy boobs and saggy ballz

stane007:
I love her caption: ''All those Garri sellers will not see my money for months''. Because what a garri seller can do, real girls can do better. lol

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/real-girls-do-real-things-pretty.html

oh yeah, you r right, real girls survive the house not fucking around, keep the good work up

lightblazingnow:
Tell yourself why you will be going to heaven or hell.

Only you can tell. Because you know your secret Life you live behind the crowd.

Most people never attended to this all times question before death come knocking at the door of their lives

Someone will say there is nothing like heaven or hell, you must be speaking from your dreams.



I have seen both heaven and hell and I know that it's based on our understanding of the both that carries the day.

Don't tell me, speak with yourself before you go to bed tonight ask yourself why should I be allowed to go to heaven or hell....




Do you know the way?
John 14:6 Jesus said to him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes to the Father, but by me.

14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments.

If you don't, continue in your ways


Revelation 22:7 Behold, I come quickly: blessed is he that keeps the sayings of the prophecy of this book.


22:10 And he said to me, Seal not the sayings of the prophecy of this book: for the time is at hand.


22:11 He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.


22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.


22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loves and makes a lie.


22:16 I Jesus have sent my angel to testify to you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

22:17 And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.

22:18 For I testify to every man that hears the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.



We say come Lord Christ Jesus. Amen

whom does not lie?, whom does not infornicate? Cast a stone let me see, you think heaven but u lie when your heart is full of hate and deceit, we get to heaven by his grace and not anything else, even me I am not perfect and I don't keep all the commandments so stop deceiving yourselves!

anyebedgreat:
Stop saying what you don't know

englishan, It's "don't say what you don't know" not "stop saying what you don't know", oyibo man lol

manny4u:
We've actually dated for like 4years now and our traditional wedding is coming by November, she is the nicest girl and the love of my life, but her only shortcoming is that she nags alot.

But recently since we started planning for our TM i noticed she has suddenly changed to this warm and charming lady, unlike before where she quarrels about everything.

Last week Sunday i promise i was going to visit but Man United was playing against Chelsea so i decided to stay back and watch the match and did not turn up until monday evening, while i was thinking she was going to bring hell down on me she just smile and said 'i know you love football and i heard your team Man Utd won, congratulations dear'. I did not believe what my ears were hearing.

And today i did not call her all through, was very busy at work, she just called me now and said 'dear what happened today no call and no chat, i have really miss you'.

My people am so scared because am use to her nagging me it makes me able to predict her, but this new charming attitude is beyond me i dont understand her anymore.

I have ask her which movie or book she has been reading all she does is smile and tell me she loves me. she has become so romantic.
Am scared like hell

maybe she realised your value in her life, nowdays women find it hard to settle down, they only crave for material things and money, they think "runs" is swag but what they don't know is that they are foolish big time cos their value depreciates. Good luck bro just be happy and enjoy but be cautious, only God knows best

Choiszman:
Kim Kardashian has struck again, which her controversy.. This time, she went way way overboard. At least, this is what fans think.

On Thursday evening, the 36-year-old reality star took to Social media to unveil her new thing, a new Kimoji in honour of 420, also known as weed day… and Below is what the reality star chose to superimpose her face on… It’s the image of Virgin Mary!
The Kimoji was shared in several videos which had psychedelic effects. One of the videos was captioned, “When Kim Blesses you with that 420 drop.”


The mother of two also shared another image of a candle branded with the same image which is available on her app Kimoji.com for $18.

See some reactions below:

Shared on www.palmchatnow.com

some people need to grow dafuck up, how do they know what mary looks like and dey ain't even seen her?

trendy4real:
Hello nairalanders, I don't know if this the right place to post this but there is a need to draw public attention to a homeless man rumoured to be from ohafia in Abia state who is wasting away at 21 road corner shop, Gwarimpa,Abuja.
He has been defecating in his clothes and spreading the faeces around the neighbourhood in the last 48 hours. He looks very sick, frail and lifeless.
Everyone is afraid he may not survive the next few days unless help comes to him.
I'm calling on relevant agencies, individuals and NGOs to please move in and help.
Cc: lalastica
Dr. Uchendu Okorie

if he see toto he nor go fuckie and producie?, all disse shayt need to stop!

Akinboyepelz:
According to the founder and President of Believers' Loveworld Incorporated also known as Christ Embassy, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, many worship leaders lie before, during and after leading the church in worship.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome while preaching on the topic "Explaining the Mystery of Worship" said most of the worship leaders do not understand what worship really mean.

The Dynamic teacher of the word of God also point out that Worship is not the same as singing. He clearly point out the difference between them in this powerful enlightening message.

See Video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQTp9TecJQU&feature=youtu.be

You can Get the Audio http://www.believerscompanion.com/2017/04/download-message-pastor-chris.html


SOURCE
http://www.believerscompanion.com/2017/04/in-news-worship-leaders-lie-when-they.html

pastor crais na you nor dey lie abi? U r a crais iwankalome

ThisIsNaijaBlog:
Uche Izejiobi and her heartthrob are set to tie the knot in few weeks time #Chernie17, but looks like the husband-to-be cannot wait any longer.

See more photos below...

Cc: Lalasticlala


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/man-grabs-and-stares-at-fiancee.html?m=1

maybe he wants to stick his hose up her ass!

cutey08:
all i can see is a groom sucking out life from his bride.......

I will get him to suck u up your ass, then hopefully your brains will come out through there, because it has been stuck up there for quite a while now lool