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ba7man:
I suspect you were recently humiliated for m@sturb@ting in public.

bros I have a very fine woman oooo, not all dem shoe shiner girls of nowdays and besides that, sex nor be my problem! So why wud I?? Lol ( there is a very fine line between "girl" and woman"

fados4sure:
You are a baga-wire for typing that trash about my angel

u go school so?, na u first Bleep am?, na wa for u o guy u wan become cover to public toilet? Loool, later when u don mature and if per adventure you marry dat geh u go one day hate her skin when the cream don, don for the skin and she start to look like boleh and smell like gutter u go regret, find where mark am nor say me nor tell u, go for naturals and not artificial!!!!

mirabel001:
my first thought when i saw d news..hmmm its lik i hav dirty mind....God 4giv me

maybe you want mr. Dick to cum inside you hmmmm. Mr dick x speed=orgasm x belle= pikin

Amarabae:
Sorry o, Mr Dick.
Be healed.

mr dick was on his way to miss toto

EniHolar:
Must u comment on NL if someone angered u somewhere?

how do you know someone angered me, u be winch? , the bleaching cream wen you dey rub nor do for you? You retarded Naijawhore kmt! very ugly thing bitches like u na my dog dey fvck , when I saw ur pic on ur profile I was like "God damn ain't that bitch ugly" eniharlot

oloriadebusola:
Let's assume he guy that did the beating was a civilian does that make it better, so the story goes he touched the"mistakenly"touched his body and he stated beating him .,no abusive words were thrown back and forth, no "do you know who I am" slogan was used... Let's be fair abeg, some people can run their mouth and later not own up to it.

if "one " stays at home "bad won't meet evil" there is a saying that goes "the most secret place where you don't get hurt is indoors"

EniHolar:
I saw this post on Facebook and felt pity for the innocent girl. Although I have given her my candid advice but I would like to hear from others. If you were in her shoes, what will you do?

how do you know he mastubates by your window? That just shows that you like watching him, you pervert!!!!!, become a victim of konji (dats wot to do) nonsense bitch!!!!

COOLDK:
To the fast and furious drivers, against the condemnation of speeding, below are the justifications of cruising on a high speed.

1) More fuel consumption Moderate Fuel Consumption

Taking Lagos as a case study, the lower speed and frequent breaking you made in a traffic jam, the more fuel you car consumes.

What I knew is that it all boils down to the driver. Considering Automatic transmission, many driver do not know they can make the gear change as at when due by slightly releasing the acceleration pedal and re-applying it immediately. The more your car stay on the same gear on a speed, the more fuel it consumes.

For a manual transmission, proper gear change will lower the fuel consumption on speed.

SCENERIO

I traveled from Lagos to Ilorin in a Toyota camry 1999 model on a full tank (Cruising at a speed of 120km/hr averagely), the fuel consumption on arrival isn't up to a quarter tank.

Same Vehicle if driven around Lagos (from home to office and back home), Ogba to Ilupeju, it consumed more that quarter of the tank in 2 days.

2) Increased possibility of accident Probability of Accident is 50-50

Even though many people believed over speeding is bad, I am of the opinion it still boils down to the person behind the wheel.
The rule is "if you've gat no ball, don't do it" . If you want to speed, you must be alert, conscious of other drivers and most of all be intelligently calculative. (2face lines comes to mind in M.I's track "HUMAN BEING".

The probability of accident and avoiding accident is 50-50!

SCENERIO

a. Imagine a trailer or a tanker was behind you and other car on a highway, (God Forbid) suddenly the trailer fail brake.

Alas! Yawa don gas abi? The driver used to speeding will likely escape the hitting from behind. The reasons due to the fact that he has control on speeding, he will just zoom off without thinking twice provided no obstruction ahead.

b. You are speed addict on cruising and enjoying your ride, Suddenly you encountered robbers ahead. Because of your speed, they ran out of the road (1. You escaped their attack provided they don't shoot). A few drive from the robbing point, you are unaware they've barricaded they road (2. You hit it and you crashed)

3) The feeling is Interesting and Exciting

I think this needs no explanation. We all know the feelings you get when you drive past other vehicles and see them behind in your mirror.
You felt like Wao! I have a jet and i'm a pilot.
Ludacris comes to mind (...if you doing the speed limit get the fvck outta my way.... move bitch gerrout of the way)

But please be cautiously cautious when enjoying your high cruise

4) Air pollution Pollution Remains The same

Have you ever driven behind those smoke emitting LAG BUS or trailers? You will agree with me the faster they speed, the lesser the smoke emission. You will just keep praying for the traffic movement not to stop cos if it does, you've gotten lot of carbon monoxide to inhale from their braking and re-acceleration.

Air Pollution can be attributed to the mechanical well being of the car as a whole and not speed (In my own opinion).


5) Bad for your health Good for an Entrepreneurial Mind

"Speeding can increase your anxiety level.. this is okay"
Most people who speed have something in common, they hate failure, they do not want to be beaten. This can translate to an entrepreneurial mind as the anxiety that builds up will get you stop at nothing but success.

6) [s]It could actually increase your travel time[/s] For Where? SPEED = DISTANCE/TIME

"Sure, you can save 12 minutes by going 20 km/h faster on a 1 hour trip. However, this greatly reduces your response time.."

Thank God the word "Could" was used which made it a probability. The travel time will always be reduced in most cases at a higher speed.
Talking about the response time like i said earlier, if you haven't got the balls please don't do the speed.

In transportation engineering, there's a term called "PIEV" time. This shouldn't be more than 2.5seconds

Perception: Time required to perceive an object or situation. [Function of Eyes, Ears]
Intellection: Time required for understanding the situation. [Function of Brain]
Emotion: Based on our emotions at the time [Fear, Anger etc]. Reaching decision either to stop or not. [Function of Brain]
Volition: Once the decision has been finalized, time required to brake or accelerate. [Function of Hands or Legs]

This is why I concluded when speeding, you MUST be very alert on your concentration, intelligence, good sense of calculation and judgement.


To all the fast and furious niggas
......as you dey drive about, drive for you and other people wey dey around, because craziness full around, everybody human being oooo.....(2face idibia)



Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

7. You will die and it will cause a reduction in nigerias census population (op do dis!!!)

NairalandHowTo:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/two-men-fight-complain-police-refusal-pay-anal-sex/

heyA! the Police men on duty should have gave him back Na ah ah! even the lawyers and judges shikena!

FreshShavedBalls:
It turns out that there are only four primary passport colors in the world, and each country has its own reasons for choosing one of these colors for the cover.

1. RED
This is the most common color. Passports with a red cover are often chosen by countries with a historical or current communist system. Citizens of Slovenia, China, Serbia, Russia, Latvia, Romania, Poland, and Georgia have red passports. Member countries of the European Union, except Croatia, also use passports of burgundy and other shades of red. Countries interested in joining the EU, such as Turkey, Macedonia, and Albania, changed the color of their passports to red a few years ago. The Andean Community of Nations — Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru — also has burgundy passports.

change the words next time u decide to copy and paste something from Google, it will make your post unique, nice try bro! well done eh!

dre11:
http://pmexpressng.com/robbery-suspect-lists-top-fuji-artistes-as-beneficiaries-of-his-loot/

OK, mumu, maybe the people you robbed because of will come and help you out or follow you to hell when you wan go so , maybe Na your helper be DAT NA SO!!,

Afro3:
An update of the story on this link below
https://www.nairaland.com/3856265/soldier-beats-businessman-aba-night

.....the other side of the report:

An altercation occurred over the weekend at the popular club icon in Aba which degenerated between a young army officer and an American returnee. Eye witness account states that Lawson who recently returned from the USA was a bit tipsy and was intimidating and instructing everyone to create enough space for himself and his guests in the club. In the process he shoved aside a young man who happened to be an army officer but was in civilian clothing. 

Despite approaches by the club management for Lawson to calm down, he proceeded to physically assault the young officer which prompted his colleagues to come to his defense. It took the intervention of Lt Amusa who called the junior officers to order and ensured Lawson was taken to the hospital for treatment. Lt Ijamakinwa also visited Lawson in the hospital to ascertain his condition. The matter was also reported to the police and the Commander of 14 Brigade Ohafia in Abia state swiftly set up an inquiry to investigate for appropriate action.

Unfortunately because they could not identify the officers involved and Lt Ijamakinwa was the officer they could identify, Lawson and his friend Joseph Michael went on facebook and downloaded the picture of  Lt Ijamakinwa and his wife and sent it to bloggers across Nigeria as the suspect  despite the club management and eye witness accounts stating the opposite. Lawson is advised to utilize legal means and assist the police and the military authorities with their investigations rather than defame and malign the character of an officer who has served Nigeria meritoriously. It was also improper to distribute his and his wife's picture accross social media. 

Before you 'copy and paste' on social media, be aware;
CYBERCRIMES (PROHIBITION, PREVENTION, ETC) ACT, 2015 LAWS OF THE FEDERATION OF NIGERIA - 1999 - 2016 ENACTMENTS
24. 
(1) Any person who knowingly or intentionally sends a message or other matter by means of computer systems or network that-
(b) he knows to be false, for the purpose of causing annoyance, inconvenience danger, obstruction, insult, injury, criminal intimidation, enmity, hatred, ill will or needless anxiety to another or causes such a message to be sent: commits an offence under this Act and shall be liable on conviction to a fine of not more than N7,000,000.00 or imprisonment for a term of not more than 3 years or to both such fine and imprisonment.

(2) Any person who knowingly or intentionally transmits or causes the transmission of any communication through a computer system or network -
(a) to bully, threaten or harass another person, where such communication places another person in fear of death, violence or bodily harm or to another person;
(c) containing any threat to harm the property or reputation of the addressee or of another or the reputation of a deceased person or any threat to accuse the addressee or any other person of a crime, to extort from any person, firm, association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value:
commits an offence under this Act and shall be liable on conviction---
(i) in the case of paragraphs (a) and (b) of this subsection to imprisonment for a term of 10 years and/or a minimum fine of N25,000,000.00; and 
(ii) in the case of paragraph (c) and (d) of this subsection, to imprisonment for a term of 5 years and/or a minimum fine of N15,000,000.00.

http://www.abujapress.com/2017/06/updated-defamation-of-character-re.html?m=0

Na God punish am so, supposing you stayed at home with your family, wife and children would this thing happen to you in the first place? buy your beer , take it with you and go to your fvcking House and sit your ass down and drink it, shikena! most of the time we are the witch and wizards troubling ourselves that's a fact!

Flexygist:
Acclaimed virgin Nigerian singer, Adokiye has ousted a fan who slid into her DM to ask her for her most priced possession - Her virginity!The singer shared the chat online and said she isn't ready for sex until after marriage!


Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/14/my-body-is-the-temple-of-god-virgin-nigerian-singer-adokiye-declares/

OK, that's just like saying" I'm a Christian and I go to the mosque for Bible study" okoooo, I nor know who dash monkey banana,she may be a virgin in the anus ,but nor orally and vaginally, because she's a controversial sucker and a dishonest rodder fvcker of many men

vargasvictory:
The truth is learning never stops, here are 9 words you might have been pronouncing incorrectly


1. MACHETE

Since Agriculture is heavily practised, you would have heard about the Machete. Actually the correct pronunciation is /Ma-She-Te/


2. ASK

It's a word widely used for answers to questions and it's often said inappropriately. The correct pronunciation is /A:s/ without a K sound.


3. DEBT

This is one of the most commonly mispronounced words in the list. The right pronunciation is /Det/ the B in the word is actually silent


4. LIBRARY

You hear people say, 'let me visit the lib-ry'. It's correctly pronounced as /Li-bre-e/


5. GALA

A popular snack, who doesn't like Gala? It's a little shame we speak it incorrectly, the right pronunciation is /Gay-luh/


6. MEME

This one is very popular amongst the nairalanders, who doesn't like a little banter picture to express more? It's actually pronounced /Meeem/


7. ASTHMA

A health condition, suffered widely in many countries. It's pronounced /AzMah/


8. MARIJUANA

It's a name often used for cannabis. The right pronunciation is /Mar-Uh-Wah-Nuh/


9. ENGINEER

A specialist in engineering, one of the top fields in the world. The correct pronunciation is /En-juh-near/

If you missed the previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/3848586/7-common-english-phrases-youre

cc: lalasticlala

lead not the people astray what is en-juh-near , u en-juh for brain? it's injin-near 2. Mary-won- er I'm a pure British man ,so what the fvck u wanna tell me! lol so stop being an inconsiderable know it all

lordkit2:
Today is world blood donor day and Actress Chika Ike was among the many who went out to donate blood to save lives.


See photos below:


Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/14/world-blood-donor-day-actress-chika-ike-hits-health-centre-to-donate-blood-photos/

OK, I get it, I'm going to cry because she donated blood right! why do people constantly post garbage 1. is it because they are jobless? or 2. is it because they are stewpid as fvck and they can't think of anything beneficial academically,spiritually or physically to say?

CEONAIJATUBE:
The General Overseer Worldwide of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye appears to have aided the downfall of Nigerian billionaire kidnapper, Evans through spiritual warfare.
 

Exactly nine days after E.A. Adeboye, at the part 5 of the ongoing Abba Father congress raised a prayer point about kidnappers being arrested all over the world, notorious kidnapper, Chukwudubem George Onwuamadike aka Evans was arrested.
It could be recalled that on Saturday, June 10, police officers from Abuja, arrested Evans and some of his gang members at his Magodo hideout in Lagos.
Before this arrest was made the General Overseer of the Redeem Christian Church of God (RCCG), raised a prayer point saying:
“Lift up your voices to the Almighty God saying My Father and My God, the Lord of host every person involved in any form of kidnapping, send down your fire right now as we pray.”
The whole church immediately began to pray that the men behind all the evil deeds are brought to justice. And as God would have it, Chukwudubem George Onwuamadike was picked up by the police.
The video of this particular service was posted by the Trinity Multimedia Studios on Tuesday, June 13, via their Facebook profile with the caption; “Everyday is for the thief but one day is for the owner. You could fill the sadness in PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE’s voice when he was praying about kidnapping in Nigeria on June 2nd 2017 during #AbbaFather Part 5, just 9 days after on June 11th 2017 the leader of a Notorious kidnapper was arrested in Nigeria. Who told you God won’t answer your prayer? #OlowoGboGboro himself will arrest all the troublers of our peace/nations in Jesus’ name.”


Via link: http://www.naijatubeviews.com/2017/06/see-how-pastor-adeboye-allegedly-aided.html?m=1

adeboye is a Wolf in sheep's clothing! false prophet ,sorry to say, do some research and you will know what to talk about bro!

importexpert:
Note

What I’m going to share below will benefit singles the most but can easily be corroborated by married folks here.
And also, this post is not written in list format. The reason is that I wanted to build the conversation properly.
If you are okay with this, then read on.

If you take a close look at the relationships around, you will readily agree with me that at least, 60% of people who are in a relationship cheat in one way or the other. This practice is gaining more grounds with less offensive names like “side chicks” and “side guy.” What this means is that if the “main chick” or “main guy” misbehaves, such a person can easily be fired and the “side person” will be “promoted.” It sounds a bit funny, doesn’t it? Maybe it is, but this trend is widespread already.

Unfaithfulness may be accidental if it happens just one time. But should it occur more than once, it is no longer an accident’ it is a decision. A partner who cheats always has a reason for doing so. Apart from the reason which is selfishness, a cheating partner hopes you will be ridiculously stupid enough not to find out. You may, therefore, agree that cheating is not merely an act of disloyalty; it is equally an insult to your intelligence.

So, what is the major reason why you should not tolerate anyone who cheats during dating or courtship? Because whoever cheats has a high tendency of being unfaithful in marriage. Before you argue the previous statement, read on a bit. When anyone cheats on their partner during dating, it often starts as mere fun. Soon enough, this act of fun degenerates into a habit. Such a person would then find it difficult to be content with just one partner. And if there is anything you should know about habits, it is the trusted adage which says, “bad habits die hard.”

Now, someone asks, “what if you caught your partner who apologizes with deep regrets and tears?” Well, remember I said earlier that there is a difference between those who cheat once and those who do so repeatedly. I would say anybody could find themselves in the situation likely to result in infidelity. No one is perfect. Some uncontrollable circumstances may lead some into it while others would still be strong enough to say "no." Those who engaged in it once possibly made a mistake and learn from it to avoid a re-occurrence in future. It is a bit understandable, and such is forgivable. Remember, no one is perfect. We all have limits to the strength of our character and two persons do not have equal amount of strength.

But if that person has been in that act more than once, it was not an accident. Or better still, “it was not the work of the devil.” That partner is merely apologizing not for doing wrong but for being caught. It is better to end the relationship immediately. Anyone who is unfaithful in a relationship for a certain period is really smart. They may deploy such smartness to convincing (or confusing) you to stay and forgive, but it is better you forgive and leave. You need to remind yourself that you deserve better.
Once again, someone may say they will quit such habits when they go into marriage. Don’t fall for that scam! Marriage will not take away the allure of cheating or disable the tendency to be unfaithful. In fact, marriage does not automatically make anyone a new creature.
If you ever find out that your partner continually cheats, don’t be so blinded by love and hope they would change in future. No, they would not change. They would just become smarter in covering their tracks. Life is too short to be unhappy in marriage because if infidelity. Save yourself the pains to come and let them go. There are still faithful people out there who truly deserve you.

Enough said.
So, what do you think?

dis is some long shayt boy,to cut a long story short, you Will get STI's and STD's that have no cure all because of a cheating asshole and gbagam ! your ass will be dead , people are very wicked and they will find any means to spread those viruses #my safety first before all this stupid love shayt Bros!!!!

veekid:
Pastor finally admits we're all thieves

Na you be thief!, God forbid u!

Omooba77:
1. Betrayal- Many of the youth felt betrayed by the so called men of God, whose life style is opposite of what they preach. I want to encourage youth to read Matthew 23.
2. Lack of fulfilment, Church no longer interest many because they cant find fulfilment
3. Laziness
- Many are too lazy to wake up early
4. Wrong company
- Many of the youth peers have put pressure on them
5. Self will
-Many wants to try out new thing and do their things.
6. Parents over bearing
- Parents forcing their on lives on the youth

NB Please add your

7. Excess love of money and material things by pastors
8. False prophecy and neglect

kelvinrhs:
HEAV NO!!!

lol

t33why:
abeg which product the guy dey use, I say name lenovo but my guy dey argue say name acer

Na dell (1905 model)

TunezMediaBlog:
Nollywood actress Uche Jombo took to her social media page to share a series of photos of her cute baby boy, Matthew Rodriguez.

The actress little boy showed off his swag as he posed for the camera, holding a toy.

Little Matthew was dressed in a white underwear which was worn under an unbuttoned checkered shirt.
These combo was worn with a pair of cream trousers.
Uche styled her son’s dark hair in a curly perm.

Little Matthew had celebrated turning a year older a few weeks ago, his parents threw a mini party in celebration of him turning 2 years old.


http://tunezmedia..com.ng/2017/06/actressuche-jombo-shares-lovely-photos.html?m=1

look at th child very well!, he looks like small buhari No jokes!

GLeesMODEL:
Queen Christy Daniels, the reigning Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria International has released amazing photos from her recent shoot. The Akwa Ibom state born pretty diva who bagged Humanitarian Project Award few weeks ago has been in the news lately as she carries out her health related project aimed at protecting the child's feet especially for remote schools and villages

The University Of Abuja graduate who is managed by Amity GLOBAL Network is at advanced stage of sealing a mega deal with NAFDAC haven released a book titled " Be The Change You Want To See"
http://www.alexreports.info/2017/06/amazing-most-beautiful-model-in-nigeria.html?m=0

look at the hand and look at the face #hmmm endtime bleacher. , will her face match the one on angel Gabriel's laptop?,Hell NO!!!!!

midehi2:
f

lol

midehi2:
See as dem be, why do they always cover that below part, its part of disgrace na, open that thing make we see jor

u go like fvck well well

IamAirforce1:
She really miss me badly


But I don't go back to my vormit.

vormit lool, both of u nor know where dey pain una ooo! Anyway peeps of the same ugliness flock together

chibabe259:
I came to check the length, width and cap of their useless and miserable dick.

you go like big pleek well well oooo, STD'S and STI'S dey o!!!

axeman2:
RIP DEATH IS WICKET.

stupidity is more WICKET, why the fvck will you operate a gen indoors? Na d school when all these Nigerians nor dey go na e dey worry dem so

Jeffboi:
Imagine in her own country again, ordinary Lebanese man insulting a lady who turned him down, what a country


I wish police will arrest that idiot, we don't want racist in our country







Copied from instablog

someone calling you a monkey is not racist, it's just insulting bro!

funmisticqueen:
She's actually right bro

really baby?

darbeelicous:
hi, I'm d op..... Matter of factly I left the hospital not quite long. I've been there since yesterday cos my little angel Is also suffering from burns. I saw this girl's condition and I asked questions...... Even heard it from the doctor. I even spoke with her!! The purpose of this thread is to create awareness I'm not a blogger!!

you don't mean it? Chisos!

ziga:
Stevens Johnson syndrome looks like burns and it is definitely a medication reaction. It involves the skin on the outside as well as inside e.g mouth, eyes, nose, lungs.

That is why it is so dangerous. There is no way to predict it and it is treated like burns.

It can be fatal depending on how much skin is involved.

Hope the child pulls through.

check Google, the pics don't even look anything like sjs bro! Those are burns resulting from fire!, now days people write shayt just to make up a blog and if someone don't know wot they are reading then they are bleeped!!